< Return to Video

ERB - Hitler vs Vader 2

  • 0:46 - 0:48
    who are you?
  • 0:50 - 0:52
    someone who loathes you, bitch
  • 0:52 - 0:53
    now stand up and rhyme
  • 0:53 - 0:54
    I only thawed you out
  • 0:54 - 0:55
    so I could beat your ass
  • 0:55 - 0:56
    a second time
  • 0:56 - 0:57
    roar like Chewbacca
  • 0:57 - 0:59
    the voice of Mufasa
  • 0:59 - 1:00
    I'm on the leader
  • 1:00 - 1:02
    of your limp dicked Luftwaffe
  • 1:02 - 1:04
    I strike back hard against a Nazi
  • 1:04 - 1:06
    brain toss your ass in the air
  • 1:06 - 1:07
    Yahtzee!
  • 1:07 - 1:08
    ask Indiana Jones
  • 1:08 - 1:09
    who the fuck I am
  • 1:09 - 1:10
    I spit sick shit so focused
  • 1:10 - 1:12
    I break your concentration camp
  • 1:12 - 1:14
    I'm a certified Sith Lord, you runt
  • 1:14 - 1:15
    so suck on deez
  • 1:17 - 1:18
    deez what sir?
  • 1:18 - 1:20
    deez robot nuts!
  • 1:20 - 1:21
    I'm gonna enjoy
  • 1:21 - 1:22
    watching you die
  • 1:22 - 1:23
    so let me do it
  • 1:23 - 1:25
    with my own eyes
  • 1:25 - 1:26
    you look stressed Vader
  • 1:26 - 1:27
    you appear to be in pain
  • 1:27 - 1:28
    you need a vacation
  • 1:28 - 1:30
    here, take a trip on my train
  • 1:30 - 1:31
    I mean you
  • 1:31 - 1:32
    leading an army of white men?
  • 1:32 - 1:33
    disgraceful!
  • 1:33 - 1:33
    even your mic skills
  • 1:33 - 1:35
    still aren't fully operational
  • 1:35 - 1:36
    you got one bitch pregnant
  • 1:36 - 1:38
    then gave in to the hate
  • 1:38 - 1:39
    now you're 6'6 and black
  • 1:39 - 1:41
    but can't get a date
  • 1:41 - 1:42
    lightsaber?
  • 1:42 - 1:43
    you need a Life Saver
  • 1:43 - 1:44
    use some of your force
  • 1:44 - 1:46
    to fix your fucking respirator
  • 1:46 - 1:47
    you think you're powerful
  • 1:47 - 1:48
    with your finger neck pinches?
  • 1:48 - 1:49
    you couldn't even get your own son
  • 1:49 - 1:51
    into the family business!
  • 1:51 - 1:53
    everything you do is an epic fail!
  • 1:53 - 1:55
    now stand at attention
  • 1:55 - 1:56
    and Sieg fucking Heil!
  • 1:56 - 1:57
    what's wrong Ani?
  • 1:57 - 1:58
    can't take any more?
  • 1:58 - 1:59
    not surprising
  • 1:59 - 2:02
    coming from the Emperor's whore
  • 2:02 - 2:04
    yeah, take that
  • 2:04 - 2:06
    what's the matter?
  • 2:06 - 2:07
    where is the DJ?
  • 2:07 - 2:08
    why are you laughing?
  • 2:11 - 2:12
    because you're standing
  • 2:12 - 2:13
    over the Rancor Pit
  • 2:16 - 2:17
    who won?
  • 2:17 - 2:19
    who's next?
  • 2:19 - 2:20
    you decide
Title:
ERB - Hitler vs Vader 2
Description:

more » « less
Video Language:
English
Team:
Epic Rap Battles of History
Project:
ERB Season 2 - Part 1
Duration:
02:42

English subtitles

Revisions Compare revisions