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Best of Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp/Basic Training

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    [Hartman] What's your name, scumbag?
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    [Snowball] Sir, Private Brown, sir!
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    [Hartman] Bullshit, from now on you're
    Private Snowball.
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    do you like that name?
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    [Snowball] Sir, yes, sir!
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    [Hartman] Well there's one thing that you
    won't like, Private Snowball
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    they don't serve fried chicken and water-
    melon on a daily basis in my mess halls
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    [Snowball] Sir, yes, sir!
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    [Joker] Is that you, John Wayne?
    Is this me?
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    [Hartman] Who said that?
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    Who the fuck said that?!
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    Who's the slimy little communist shit
    twinkle-toed cocksucker down here
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    who just signed his own death warrant?!
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    Nobody, huh?
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    The fairy fucking godmother said it...
    out-fucking-standing
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    I will PT you all until you fucking die!
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    I'll PT you until your assholes are
    are sucking buttermilk!
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    Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, HUH?
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    [Cowboy] Sir, no, sir
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    [Hartman] You little piece of shit,
    you look like a fucking worm
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    I bet it was you!
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    [Cowboy] Sir, no, sir!
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    [Joker] Sir, I said it, sir!
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    [Hartman] Well...no shit...
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    What have we got here, a fucking comedian?
    Private Joker?
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    I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you.
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    You can come over to my house and fuck my
    sister
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    You little scumbag! I've got your name
    I've got your ass!
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    You will not laugh, you will not cry.
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    You will learn by the numbers.
    I will teach you
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    Now get up, get on your feet!
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    You had best untuck yourself or I will
    unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
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    [Hartman] How tall are you, Private?
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    [Cowboy] Sir, 5"9, sir!
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    [Hartman] 5"9 I didn't know they stacked
    shit that high
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    You trying to squeeze an inch in on me
    somewhere, HUH?
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    [Cowboy] Sir, no, sir!
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    [Hartman] Bullshit, it looks to me like
    the best part of you ran down the crack of
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    your momma's ass and ended up as a brown
    stain on the mattress!
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    I think you've been cheated!
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    Where in the hell are you from anyway,
    Private?
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    [Cowboy] Sir, Texas, sir!
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    [Hartman] Holy dog shit! Texas, only
    steers and queers come from Texas,
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    Private Cowboy
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    and you don't much look like a steer to me
    so that kinda narrows it down.
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    do you suck dicks?
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    [Cowboy] Sir, no sir!
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    [Hartman] Are you a Peter Puffer?
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    [Cowboy] Sir, no, sir!
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    [Hartman] I bet you're the kinda guy that
    would fuck a person in the ass and
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    not even have the goddamn common courtesy
    to give him a reach-around
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    I'll be watching you
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    Have your parents had any children
    that lived?
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    [Pyle] Sir, yes, sir
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    [Hartman] I bet they regret that
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    you're so ugly you could be a modern art
    masterpiece
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    what's your name, fat body?
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    [Pyle] Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir
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    [Hartman] Lawrence. Lawrence of what?
    Arabia?
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    [Pyle] Sir, no, sir
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    [Hartman] That name sounds like royalty,
    are you royalty?
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    [Pyle] Sir, no, sir
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    [Hartman] Do you suck dicks?
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    [Pyle] Sir, no, sir
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    [Hartman] Bullshit, I bet you can suck a
    golfball through a garden hose
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    [Pyle] Sir, no sir
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    [Hartman] I don't like the name Lawrence,
    only faggots n sailors are called Lawrence
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    From now on you're goin' for Pyle!
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    [Pyle] Sir, yes, sir
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    [Hartman] Do you think I'm cute,
    Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?
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    [Pyle] Sir, no, sir
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    [Hartman] Then wipe that disgusting grin
    off your face
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    [Pyle] Sir, yes, sir
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    ...
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    [Hartman] Well any fucking time,
    sweetheart!
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    [Pyle] Sir, I'm trying, sir
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    [Hartman] Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you
    three seconds
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    exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that
    stupid looking grin off your face
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    or I will gouge out your eyeballs
    and skull-fuck you!
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    One!
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    Two!
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    Three!
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    [Pyle] Sir, I can't help it, sir
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    [Hartman] Bullshit! Get on your knees,
    scumbag!
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    Now choke yourself.
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    Are you through grinning?
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    [Pyle] Sir, yes, sir...
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    [Hartman] Bullshit, I can't hear you
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    [Pyle] Sir, yes, sir..!
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    [Hartman] Bullshit, I still can't hear you
    Sound off like you've got a pair!
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    [Private] ..Sir, yes, sir!
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    [Hartman] That's enough, get on your feet.
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    Left shoulder, hut!
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    Private Pyle, what are you trying to do
    to my beloved corps?
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    [Pyle] Sir, I don't know, sir!
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    [Hartman] You are dumb, Private Pyle
    but do you expect me to believe that you
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    don't know left from right?
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    [Pyle] Sir, no, sir!
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    [Hartman] Then you did that on purpose.
    You wanna be different!
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    [Pyle] Sir, no, sir!
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    [Hartman] What side was that,
    Private Pyle?
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    [Pyle] Sir, left side, sir!
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    [Hartman] Are you sure, Private Pyle?
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    [Pyle] Sir, yes, sir!
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    [Hartman] What side was that,
    Private Pyle?
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    [Pyle] Sir, right side, sir!
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    [Hartman] Don't fuck with me again, Pyle.
    Pick up your fucking cover.
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    Tonight...
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    You pukes will sleep with your rifles.
    You will give your rifle a girl's name.
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    Because this is only pussy
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    you people are going to get.
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    Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane
    Rottencrotch
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    through her purtty pink panties
    are over!
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    you're married to this piece.
    This weapon of iron and wood.
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    And you will be faithful!
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    [Hartman] This is my rifle, this is my gun
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    [corps] This is for fighting
    this is for fun
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    [Hartman] This is my rifle, this is my gun
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    [corps] This is for fighting
    this is for fun
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    [Hartman] This is my rifle, this is my gun
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    [corps] This is for fighting
    this is for fun
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    [Hartman] Quickly!
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    Get your fat ass over there, Private Pyle.
    Oh that's right, Private Pyle.
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    Don't make any fucking effort to get up to
    the top of the fucking obstacle
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    I'll bet you if there was some pussy up
    there on top of that obstacle, you could
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    get up there.
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    Couldn't you?
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    [Pyle] Sir, yes, sir!
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    [Hartman] Your ass looks like about 150
    pounds of chewed bubblegum, Pyle.
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    you know that?
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    [Pyle] Sir, yes, sir!
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    [Hartman] One for the commandant.
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    One for the corps.
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    Get up there. Pull!
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    I guess the corps don't get theirs.
    Get up there, Pyle!
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    Pull! Pull, Pyle, pull!
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    One pull-up, Pyle. Come on, pull!
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    You gotta be shittin' me, Pyle!
    Get your ass up there!
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    Do you mean to tell me that you cannot do
    one single pull-up?!
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    You are a worthless piece of shit, Pyle!
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    Get out of my face!
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    Get up there, Snowball!
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    Quickly, move it up! Move it up, Pyle!
    Move it up!
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    You climb obstacles like old people fuck,
    you know that, Private Pyle?!
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    Holy Jesus...
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    What is that?
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    What the fuck is that?!
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    WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?
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    [Pyle] Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
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    [Hartman] A jelly doughnut?
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    [Pyle] Sir, yes, sir!
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    [Hartman] From now on, whenever Private
    Pyle fucks up...
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    I will not punish him!
    I will punish all of YOU!
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    And the way I see it, ladies...
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    You owe me for one jelly doughnut!
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    Now get on your faces.
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    Open your mouth.
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    They're payin' for it, YOU eat it!
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    [Cowboy] Remember, it's just a bad dream,
    fat boy.
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    [Hartman] Outstanding, Private Pyle.
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    I think we finally found something that
    you do well.
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    [Pyle] Sir, yes, sir!
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    [Pyle] Hi, Joker...
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    [Hartman] Get back in your bunks!
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    What is this Mickey Mouse shit?!
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    What in the name of Jesus H. Christ
    are you animals doing in my head?
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    Why is Private Pyle out of his bunk after
    lights-out?
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    Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon?
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    Why aren't you stomping Private Pyle's
    guts out?
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    [Joker] Sir, it is the private's duty to
    inform the senior drill instructor that
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    Private Pyle has a full magazine that is
    locked and loaded, Sir!
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    Now, you listen to me, Private Pyle.
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    And you listen good.
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    I want that weapon, and I want it now.
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    You will place that rifle on the deck at
    your feet
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    and step back away from it.
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    What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
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    Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough
    attention when you were a child?
Title:
Best of Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp/Basic Training
Description:
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Video Language:
English, British
Duration:
09:54

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