[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.90,0:00:24.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] What's your name, scumbag? Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.59,0:00:26.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Snowball] Sir, Private Brown, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.72,0:00:29.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Bullshit, from now on you're\NPrivate Snowball. Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.06,0:00:30.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do you like that name? Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.43,0:00:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Snowball] Sir, yes, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.83,0:00:34.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Well there's one thing that you\Nwon't like, Private Snowball Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.55,0:00:39.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they don't serve fried chicken and water-\Nmelon on a daily basis in my mess halls Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.32,0:00:40.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Snowball] Sir, yes, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.78,0:00:44.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Joker] Is that you, John Wayne?\NIs this me? Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.41,0:00:45.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Who said that? Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.26,0:00:48.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who the fuck said that?! Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.52,0:00:51.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's the slimy little communist shit\Ntwinkle-toed cocksucker down here Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.88,0:00:54.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who just signed his own death warrant?! Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.04,0:00:56.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody, huh? Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.39,0:01:01.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The fairy fucking godmother said it...\Nout-fucking-standing Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.09,0:01:03.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will PT you all until you fucking die! Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.93,0:01:06.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll PT you until your assholes are\Nare sucking buttermilk! Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.98,0:01:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, HUH? Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.00,0:01:09.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Cowboy] Sir, no, sir Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.92,0:01:12.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] You little piece of shit,\Nyou look like a fucking worm Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.25,0:01:13.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bet it was you! Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.10,0:01:14.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Cowboy] Sir, no, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.21,0:01:16.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Joker] Sir, I said it, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.83,0:01:20.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Well...no shit... Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.71,0:01:23.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What have we got here, a fucking comedian?\NPrivate Joker? Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.23,0:01:27.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you.\N Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.19,0:01:30.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can come over to my house and fuck my\Nsister Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.29,0:01:35.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You little scumbag! I've got your name\NI've got your ass! Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.67,0:01:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You will not laugh, you will not cry.\N Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.00,0:01:40.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You will learn by the numbers.\NI will teach you Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.49,0:01:42.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now get up, get on your feet! Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.91,0:01:47.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You had best untuck yourself or I will\Nunscrew your head and shit down your neck! Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.72,0:01:49.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] How tall are you, Private? Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.36,0:01:51.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Cowboy] Sir, 5"9, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.14,0:01:54.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] 5"9 I didn't know they stacked\Nshit that high Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.05,0:01:56.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You trying to squeeze an inch in on me\Nsomewhere, HUH? Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.47,0:01:57.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Cowboy] Sir, no, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.69,0:02:00.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Bullshit, it looks to me like \Nthe best part of you ran down the crack of\N Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.42,0:02:03.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your momma's ass and ended up as a brown\Nstain on the mattress! Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.61,0:02:05.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you've been cheated! Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.38,0:02:06.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where in the hell are you from anyway,\NPrivate? Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.97,0:02:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Cowboy] Sir, Texas, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.56,0:02:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Holy dog shit! Texas, only\Nsteers and queers come from Texas, Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.04,0:02:13.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Private Cowboy Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.29,0:02:16.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you don't much look like a steer to me\Nso that kinda narrows it down. Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.82,0:02:18.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do you suck dicks? Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.05,0:02:19.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Cowboy] Sir, no sir! Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.23,0:02:20.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Are you a Peter Puffer? Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.35,0:02:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Cowboy] Sir, no, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.50,0:02:24.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] I bet you're the kinda guy that\Nwould fuck a person in the ass and Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.35,0:02:27.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not even have the goddamn common courtesy\Nto give him a reach-around Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.87,0:02:29.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be watching you Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.56,0:02:30.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have your parents had any children\Nthat lived? Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.95,0:02:32.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, yes, sir Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.27,0:02:33.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] I bet they regret that Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.71,0:02:37.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're so ugly you could be a modern art\Nmasterpiece Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.03,0:02:38.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what's your name, fat body? Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.15,0:02:39.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.49,0:02:41.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Lawrence. Lawrence of what?\NArabia? Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.31,0:02:42.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, no, sir Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.34,0:02:45.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] That name sounds like royalty,\Nare you royalty? Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.18,0:02:46.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, no, sir Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.20,0:02:47.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Do you suck dicks? Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.34,0:02:48.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, no, sir Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.36,0:02:51.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Bullshit, I bet you can suck a\Ngolfball through a garden hose Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.49,0:02:52.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, no sir Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.47,0:02:56.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] I don't like the name Lawrence,\Nonly faggots n sailors are called Lawrence Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.09,0:02:58.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From now on you're goin' for Pyle! Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.22,0:02:59.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, yes, sir Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.34,0:03:02.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Do you think I'm cute,\NPrivate Pyle? Do you think I'm funny? Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.13,0:03:02.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, no, sir Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.97,0:03:05.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Then wipe that disgusting grin\Noff your face Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.33,0:03:06.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, yes, sir Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.39,0:03:07.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,... Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.39,0:03:09.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Well any fucking time,\Nsweetheart! Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.07,0:03:11.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, I'm trying, sir Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.16,0:03:13.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you\Nthree seconds Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.73,0:03:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that\Nstupid looking grin off your face Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.60,0:03:23.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or I will gouge out your eyeballs\Nand skull-fuck you! Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.09,0:03:23.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One! Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.93,0:03:24.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two! Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.84,0:03:25.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Three! Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.56,0:03:26.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, I can't help it, sir Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.49,0:03:29.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Bullshit! Get on your knees,\Nscumbag! Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.77,0:03:33.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now choke yourself. Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.08,0:03:36.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you through grinning? Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.90,0:03:38.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, yes, sir... Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.13,0:03:40.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Bullshit, I can't hear you Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.90,0:03:42.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, yes, sir..! Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.35,0:03:45.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Bullshit, I still can't hear you\NSound off like you've got a pair! Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.22,0:03:48.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Private] ..Sir, yes, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.45,0:03:50.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] That's enough, get on your feet. Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.34,0:03:54.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Left shoulder, hut! Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.46,0:03:59.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Private Pyle, what are you trying to do\Nto my beloved corps? Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.55,0:04:00.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, I don't know, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.68,0:04:04.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] You are dumb, Private Pyle\Nbut do you expect me to believe that you Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.39,0:04:05.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't know left from right? Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.68,0:04:06.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, no, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.53,0:04:09.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Then you did that on purpose.\NYou wanna be different! Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.30,0:04:10.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, no, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.33,0:04:12.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] What side was that,\NPrivate Pyle? Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.94,0:04:14.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, left side, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.28,0:04:16.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Are you sure, Private Pyle? Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.18,0:04:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, yes, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.95,0:04:20.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] What side was that,\NPrivate Pyle? Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.02,0:04:21.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, right side, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.73,0:04:25.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Don't fuck with me again, Pyle.\NPick up your fucking cover. Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.84,0:04:26.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tonight... Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.12,0:04:33.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You pukes will sleep with your rifles.\NYou will give your rifle a girl's name. Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.55,0:04:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because this is only pussy Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.34,0:04:38.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you people are going to get. Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.05,0:04:43.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane\NRottencrotch Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.89,0:04:47.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,through her purtty pink panties\Nare over! Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.04,0:04:52.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're married to this piece.\NThis weapon of iron and wood. Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.21,0:04:55.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you will be faithful! Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.80,0:04:58.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] This is my rifle, this is my gun Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.66,0:05:01.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[corps] This is for fighting\Nthis is for fun Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.38,0:05:03.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] This is my rifle, this is my gun Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.99,0:05:06.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[corps] This is for fighting\Nthis is for fun Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.52,0:05:09.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] This is my rifle, this is my gun Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.14,0:05:11.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[corps] This is for fighting\Nthis is for fun Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.84,0:05:13.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Quickly! Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.11,0:05:17.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get your fat ass over there, Private Pyle.\NOh that's right, Private Pyle. Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.25,0:05:21.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't make any fucking effort to get up to\Nthe top of the fucking obstacle Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.53,0:05:25.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll bet you if there was some pussy up\Nthere on top of that obstacle, you could Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.02,0:05:25.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get up there. Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.98,0:05:26.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Couldn't you? Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.89,0:05:27.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, yes, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.67,0:05:31.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Your ass looks like about 150\Npounds of chewed bubblegum, Pyle. Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.41,0:05:32.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know that? Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.07,0:05:33.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, yes, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.92,0:05:37.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] One for the commandant. Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.45,0:05:41.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One for the corps. Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.24,0:05:45.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get up there. Pull! Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.10,0:05:48.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess the corps don't get theirs.\NGet up there, Pyle! Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.66,0:05:52.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pull! Pull, Pyle, pull! Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.94,0:05:55.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One pull-up, Pyle. Come on, pull! Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.51,0:05:59.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gotta be shittin' me, Pyle!\NGet your ass up there! Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.27,0:06:03.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you mean to tell me that you cannot do\None single pull-up?! Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.19,0:06:05.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are a worthless piece of shit, Pyle! Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.74,0:06:07.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out of my face! Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.66,0:06:09.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get up there, Snowball! Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.02,0:06:13.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quickly, move it up! Move it up, Pyle!\NMove it up! Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.44,0:06:17.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You climb obstacles like old people fuck,\Nyou know that, Private Pyle?! Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.00,0:06:21.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holy Jesus... Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.33,0:06:23.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is that? Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.41,0:06:26.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the fuck is that?! Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.25,0:06:27.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE? Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.95,0:06:29.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.32,0:06:30.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] A jelly doughnut? Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.79,0:06:32.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, yes, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.98,0:06:36.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] From now on, whenever Private\NPyle fucks up... Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.17,0:06:41.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will not punish him!\NI will punish all of YOU! Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.03,0:06:44.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the way I see it, ladies... Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.33,0:06:47.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You owe me for one jelly doughnut! Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.56,0:06:49.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now get on your faces. Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.88,0:06:53.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Open your mouth. Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.58,0:06:56.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're payin' for it, YOU eat it! Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.29,0:07:37.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Cowboy] Remember, it's just a bad dream,\Nfat boy. Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.41,0:07:52.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Outstanding, Private Pyle. Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.91,0:07:56.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think we finally found something that \Nyou do well. Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.16,0:07:57.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Sir, yes, sir! Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.32,0:08:13.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Pyle] Hi, Joker... Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.23,0:08:18.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hartman] Get back in your bunks! Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.03,0:08:21.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is this Mickey Mouse shit?! Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.32,0:08:26.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What in the name of Jesus H. Christ\Nare you animals doing in my head? Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.43,0:08:30.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is Private Pyle out of his bunk after\Nlights-out? Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.03,0:08:32.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon? Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.96,0:08:36.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why aren't you stomping Private Pyle's\Nguts out? Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.53,0:08:39.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Joker] Sir, it is the private's duty to\Ninform the senior drill instructor that Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.68,0:08:43.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Private Pyle has a full magazine that is\Nlocked and loaded, Sir! Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.69,0:08:48.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, you listen to me, Private Pyle.\N Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.44,0:08:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you listen good. Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.59,0:08:57.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want that weapon, and I want it now. Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.34,0:09:01.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You will place that rifle on the deck at\Nyour feet Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.68,0:09:04.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and step back away from it. Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.100,0:09:16.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.69,0:09:20.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough\Nattention when you were a child?