An Irish Drinking Song for 2022 | Foil Arms and Hog

Alright here we go

Now

Where was I oh yeah I was saying

Yeah so

We're going to do a bit of a song for you now

That's right and

For this one

I'll be playing the squeeze box here

It's something that I took up there

over lockdown so

I wouldn't be too well versed on it

but I

I do today know 2 songs

The first one

is kind of a traditional number

a kind of an old one it's called

Italian Ambulance

Ah sure that's a classic

That's a classic you know

you hear that everywhere to be fair

You do

A timeless piece

And the other song that I know

is the one that we are about to do now isn't it

Yeah that's right

So for this next one I want you's to have

your glass in your hand

because jasus it's great to be back

It is now oh yeah

I've

been a very good boy

did all social distancing

You did fair play to ya

I adhered to all the rules

Sure I didn't skip a thing

But with things back to normal

The restrictions I'll not miss

Thank you for the vaccine

I'm going on the piss

Hey

Hey hey

I did the home-made haircut

I did the zoom party

I baked all I could bake

I bought a new puppy

My only socializing

was going to the shop

but now we're back in business

We'll party till we drop

God bless now

Hey hey

We got the vax

We got them both

We got the vax

Now get your coat

We're going out and getting locked

We're healthy as can be

So get yourself to Coppers

The drinks are on me

Well I've done my share of walking

There's no Netflix

left to see

What was the point in Duolingo

If you couldn't get

to Italy

I've sacrificed my freedom

seen the economy collapse

but now you'll find me down in Grogans

drinking from the taps

Hey

Hey hey

We got the vax

We got all three

We got the vax

Now lets party

We're going out and getting locked

We're drinking wine and beers

We better order doubles

To make up for two years

But with this new damn variant

It looked like it all went wrong

But it's much milder

Fair play to you Omicron

Now if you got the shot or you didn't

it's neither here nor there

Because now the shite is over

We're going on the tear

Hey

We got the vax

We got them all

We got the vax

Lets have a ball

Moderna Astrazeneca

Johnson Johnson or Pfizer

Sure put it in my Guinness

And then give it a stir

I washed my hands

till they were dry

I've been so bored that I could cry

I've jogged for miles up and down the stairs

I played one person

musical chairs

I worked from home and drank too much tea

I went on holidays

to Aldi

I missed the mother missed hugs and kisses

I missed the missus

dressed in dresses

I miss the lads I miss the craic

I missed it all

But thanks be to Jasus

It's coming back

We got the vax

We got them all

We got the vax

Let's have a ball

Lager stout or cider

ale or something craft

I don't give a damn

as long as it's on draft

it's been tough on everyone

we've all toed the line

But now this shite is over

You're all coming back to mine