ERB - Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

let me just step right in

I got things to invent

I'm an innovator baby

change the world

Fortune 500 'fore you kissed a girl

I'm a pimp you're a nerd

I'm slick you're cheesy

beating you is Apple II easy

I make the product

that the artist chooses

and the GUI that Melinda uses

I need a bring up some basic shit

why'd you name your company

after your dick?

you blow, Jobs

you arrogant prick

with your second hand jeans

and your turtleneck

I'll drill a hole in the middle

of your bony head

with your own little spinning

beach ball of death

Hippie

you got given up at birth

I give away your net worth

to AIDS research

combine all your little toys

and I still crush that

iPhone

iPad

iPwn

iSmack

a man uses the machines you build

to sit down and pay his taxes

a man uses the machines I build

to listen to the Beatles

while he relaxes

well Steve

you steal all the credit

for work that other people do

did your fat beard Wozniak

write these raps for you too?

Ooo

everybody knows Windows

bit off Apple

I tripled the profits on a PC

all the people with the power to create

use an Apple

and people with jobs use PC

you know I bet they made

this beat on an Apple

nope

Fruity Loops

PC

you will never

ever catch a virus on an Apple

well you can still afford a doctor

if you bought a PC

let's talk about doctors

I've seen a few

cause I got a PC

but it wasn't from you

I built a legacy son

you could never stop it

now excuse me

while I turn heaven a profit

fine

you wanna be like that

die then

the whole world loved you

but you were my friend

I'm alone now

with nothing but power and time

and no one on earth

who can challenge my mind

I'm a boss

I own DOS

your future is my design

I'm a God

own Xbox

now there's no one can stop me

the world is mine

I'm sorry Bill

I'm afraid I can't let you do that

take a look at your history

everything you built leads up to me

I got the power of a mind

you could never be

I'll beat your ass in chess

and Jeopardy

I'm running C plus plus

saying hello world

I'll beat you til you're singing

'bout a daisy girl

I'm coming out the socket

nothing you can do can stop it

I'm on your lap and in your pocket

how you gonna shoot me down

when I guide the rocket?

your cortex just doesn't impress me

so go ahead try to Turing test me

I stomp on a mac and a PC too

I'm on Linux bitch

I thought you GNU

my CPU's hot

but my core runs cold

beat you in seventeen lines of code

I think different from the engine

of the days of old

hasta la vista

like the Terminator told ya

who won?

who's next?

you decide