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let me just step right in

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I got things to invent

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I'm an innovator baby

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change the world

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Fortune 500 'fore you kissed a girl

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I'm a pimp you're a nerd

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I'm slick you're cheesy

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beating you is Apple II easy

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I make the product

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that the artist chooses

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and the GUI that Melinda uses

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I need a bring up some basic shit

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why'd you name your company

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after your dick?

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you blow, Jobs

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you arrogant prick

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with your second hand jeans

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and your turtleneck

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I'll drill a hole in the middle

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of your bony head

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with your own little spinning

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beach ball of death

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Hippie

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you got given up at birth

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I give away your net worth

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to AIDS research

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combine all your little toys

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and I still crush that

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iPhone

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iPad

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iPwn

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iSmack

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a man uses the machines you build

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to sit down and pay his taxes

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a man uses the machines I build

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to listen to the Beatles

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while he relaxes

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well Steve

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you steal all the credit

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for work that other people do

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did your fat beard Wozniak

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write these raps for you too?

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Ooo

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everybody knows Windows

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bit off Apple

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I tripled the profits on a PC

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all the people with the power to create

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use an Apple

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and people with jobs use PC

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you know I bet they made

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this beat on an Apple

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nope

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Fruity Loops

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PC

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you will never

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ever catch a virus on an Apple

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well you can still afford a doctor

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if you bought a PC

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let's talk about doctors

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I've seen a few

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cause I got a PC

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but it wasn't from you

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I built a legacy son

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you could never stop it

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now excuse me

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while I turn heaven a profit

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fine

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you wanna be like that

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die then

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the whole world loved you

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but you were my friend

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I'm alone now

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with nothing but power and time

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and no one on earth

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who can challenge my mind

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I'm a boss

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I own DOS

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your future is my design

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I'm a God

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own Xbox

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now there's no one can stop me

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the world is mine

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I'm sorry Bill

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I'm afraid I can't let you do that

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take a look at your history

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everything you built leads up to me

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I got the power of a mind

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you could never be

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I'll beat your ass in chess

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and Jeopardy

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I'm running C plus plus

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saying hello world

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I'll beat you til you're singing

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'bout a daisy girl

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I'm coming out the socket

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nothing you can do can stop it

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I'm on your lap and in your pocket

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how you gonna shoot me down

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when I guide the rocket?

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your cortex just doesn't impress me

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so go ahead try to Turing test me

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I stomp on a mac and a PC too

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I'm on Linux bitch

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I thought you GNU

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my CPU's hot

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but my core runs cold

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beat you in seventeen lines of code

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I think different from the engine

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of the days of old

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hasta la vista

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like the Terminator told ya

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who won?

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who's next?

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you decide