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Hi! I'm Conquista-Dora.
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Today I am going to subjugate the
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native peoples of the New World.
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And claim their territory for the royal
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kingdom of Spain! Vamonos!
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Look out! It's the natives!
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To win their trust, I will give them a
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disease-covered blanket from my
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backpack! But I need your help.
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Should the blanket give the natives
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smallpox, chicken pox, or measles?
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Smallpox!
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I love love love smallpox!
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Uh oh! It looks like they are angry.
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Say "Rifle!" so I can use my andvanced
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Western weaponry to subdue them.
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Hola, everybody! Time for
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the boom boom boom!
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Why are the natives cowering like that?
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That's right! They think I am some sort
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of god.
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Look, Conquistadora. Another Indigenous people.
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Quick! Boots and I will escape while you
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turn the two tribes against each other.
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There's probably gold in that river.
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But I don't want to pan for it myself.
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Say 'whip' to make the natives pan for gold.
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That's it. Keep saying 'whip'.
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Muy bien!
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Look at all these virgins.
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How many virgins are there?
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1...2...3...4...5!
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5 Virgins! Where is my cousin Diego?
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Hola, Dora.
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All yours, Diego. Don't forget to convert
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them to Christianity when you're done.
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Come on! Vamonos. Everybody let's go.
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Pillage. Set aflame. Stake your claim.
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Oh, no. It's Scalper the fox.
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If we don't do something, he'll have our
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scalps! Say, "Scalper, no scalping."
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Oh, man.
