Hi! I'm Conquista-Dora.
Today I am going to subjugate the
native peoples of the New World.
And claim their territory for the royal
kingdom of Spain! Vamonos!
Look out! It's the natives!
To win their trust, I will give them a
disease-covered blanket from my
backpack! But I need your help.
Should the blanket give the natives
smallpox, chicken pox, or measles?
Smallpox!
I love love love smallpox!
Uh oh! It looks like they are angry.
Say "Rifle!" so I can use my andvanced
Western weaponry to subdue them.
Hola, everybody! Time for
the boom boom boom!
Why are the natives cowering like that?
That's right! They think I am some sort
of god.
Look, Conquistadora. Another Indigenous people.
Quick! Boots and I will escape while you
turn the two tribes against each other.
There's probably gold in that river.
But I don't want to pan for it myself.
Say 'whip' to make the natives pan for gold.
That's it. Keep saying 'whip'.
Muy bien!
Look at all these virgins.
How many virgins are there?
1...2...3...4...5!
5 Virgins! Where is my cousin Diego?
Hola, Dora.
All yours, Diego. Don't forget to convert
them to Christianity when you're done.
Come on! Vamonos. Everybody let's go.
Pillage. Set aflame. Stake your claim.
Oh, no. It's Scalper the fox.
If we don't do something, he'll have our
scalps! Say, "Scalper, no scalping."
Oh, man.