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Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.80,0:00:07.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi! I'm Conquista-Dora.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.87,0:00:10.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today I am going to subjugate the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.63,0:00:12.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,native peoples of the New World.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.01,0:00:14.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And claim their territory for the royal
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.78,0:00:16.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kingdom of Spain! Vamonos!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.77,0:00:22.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look out! It's the natives!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.02,0:00:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To win their trust, I will give them a
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.15,0:00:27.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,disease-covered blanket from my
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.30,0:00:29.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,backpack! But I need your help.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.51,0:00:32.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Should the blanket give the natives
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.33,0:00:35.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,smallpox, chicken pox, or measles?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.26,0:00:39.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Smallpox!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.74,0:00:42.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love love love smallpox!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.71,0:00:48.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh oh! It looks like they are angry.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.56,0:00:51.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Say "Rifle!" so I can use my andvanced
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.86,0:00:55.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Western weaponry to subdue them.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.64,0:00:58.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hola, everybody! Time for
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.30,0:00:59.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the boom boom boom!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.53,0:01:05.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are the natives cowering like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.24,0:01:09.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right! They think I am some sort
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.65,0:01:10.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of god.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.72,0:01:14.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, Conquistadora. Another Indigenous people.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.34,0:01:17.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quick! Boots and I will escape while you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.75,0:01:21.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,turn the two tribes against each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.50,0:01:28.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's probably gold in that river.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.24,0:01:31.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I don't want to pan for it myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.15,0:01:35.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Say 'whip' to make the natives pan for gold.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.89,0:01:42.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it. Keep saying 'whip'.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.45,0:01:44.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Muy bien!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.20,0:01:49.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at all these virgins.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.87,0:01:52.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How many virgins are there?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.96,0:01:57.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,1...2...3...4...5!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.72,0:02:02.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,5 Virgins! Where is my cousin Diego?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.28,0:02:04.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hola, Dora.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.73,0:02:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All yours, Diego. Don't forget to convert
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.76,0:02:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,them to Christianity when you're done.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.28,0:02:13.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on! Vamonos. Everybody let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.39,0:02:18.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pillage. Set aflame. Stake your claim.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.87,0:02:21.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no. It's Scalper the fox.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.96,0:02:24.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we don't do something, he'll have our
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.50,0:02:29.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,scalps! Say, "Scalper, no scalping."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.99,0:02:31.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, man.