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Episode 12 (Second Half), Week 12
I'll Give You a CD From the Past

-We have a new roommate.
-Hello.

-Hello.
-Hello.

How are you?

-You also study music?
-I haven't technically studied music.

Oh, you're...

It's...I thought it was a bass.
That's a guitar.

Yeah, it's a guitar.

-I also play the guitar.
-Yeah? What kind of guitar?

Classical guitar. I'm doing my PhD
at MSM, in New York.

Showing off.

Manhattan School of Music, you're so cool.

Come, come, sit. Another musician.
Finally, a kindred spirit.

-Why don't you sit in the middle?
-No worries, you sit in the middle!

So your name is...

Zhang Ting? I actually remembered it.

-How did you know?
-She just said.

-Oh.
-She just said.

-Hi.
-Your name is...

My name's Carmon. Carmon.

-I'm a designer.
-Oooh, artist.

I really love girls who do art.

I really love girls who do music.

-You're probably younger than me, right?
-No. Oh, how old are you?

-I'm 27.
-I'm 29.

-What's your star sign?
-Guess.

Let's chat a bit. You and I can chat.
I'll talk to you. So... as I was saying...

Hey, get back here! We're done.

You guys have a real "fangirl" vibe.

Then...can I ask what your names are?

I'm Shirui Sun. Everyone calls me Didi.

I'm Xiaobo Pu. Everyone calls me Pupu.

Oh, ok, then you can use my nickname
too. You can call me ARe.

That's what my friends call me.

-ARe...

"Re" as in "aggravating"
[T/N: a pun]

ARe. So have you always
studied music, or...?

No, I'm self-taught.

-Then before this you were...
-You mean my major?

-Yes.
-I studied international business.

So different! Then why did you want to
pick up music...?

Because for me it's a thing I've
done all my life.

I'm...well, I started a band.

Like...

-An underground band.
-Underground band.

-What genre?
-Psychedelic rock.

Cool!

Let's see your guitar.

Ok.

But like, this is an electric guitar. So
if it's not plugged in, it probably won't

sound very good, it won't have a sound
like your classical guitar.

But you can still show it to us.

If you're curious, you can take a look,
but it won't make any sounds.

It should make sound, from
what I remember.

Why are you smiling?

Because I love these kinds of awkward
scenarios.

Yes. The sound is quiet.

But I really really want
to hear you play it.

I really want to hear something
by Green Day.

Or My Chemical Romance. Can you play
that? Please? I love that band.

-So do you really want to see my guitar?
-I want to!

I really really want to see the guitar.
Let me see, Let me see.

It's...like...
it's so heavy compared to mine.

-What is he doing?
-She'll never show her guitar again.

Didn't you want to see her play?
Now you're showing off, dude.

So like, when did you start learning the
guitar?

I haven't actually...seriously studied
with any kind of teacher.

Actually in my genre, you don't have
to have to be great at technique.

Play one for us! You brought it
out already.

Well... you just played it.
You saw how it is. It's quiet, right?

You can still hear some sound.

I mean, I play this as part of my band,
so... if my band's not here, I can't...

How about I accompany you on my guitar?

I have my guitar right there.

[panelist] Look at this guy.
[panelist] It never ends.

Wanna try?

Um...I think...

the two of us haven't vibed to that level
yet.

No, you know, like...

it's only ARe's first day here.

I think we should let her rest and--

-Just drop it, she doesn't want to.
-Didn't I perform on my first day?

She's a girl, we shouldn't pressure her.

[panelist] This is so funny.
These two clueless guys.

Pupu is really something.

I'll show you the girls' dorm.

He didn't make you mad, right? Pupu?

Oh, it's fine. He just, maybe...

maybe made me kind of...uncomfortable.
Sometimes. Yeah.

Maybe because he's always been abroad,
he can be kind of forward.

Yeah, yeah, like...
I can understand this kind of personality.

I think you two can get to know
each other more.

Yeah, like in terms of the guitar, and
guitar technique I do have some things

I want to ask him about. Because I do
really respect these kinds of

people who've specialized.

But for people like me, I can really only
share

that kind of headspace with a few
particular people.

Like, it's like being with family or
something.

So honestly I would never normally like,
casually jam with someone I just met.

But maybe my attitude would
made him think I'm...

condescending, or...

But whatever.
I don't really care what he thinks of me.

You have a strong personality.

I feel like Pupu's finally met...
someone who...

can fix him.

No way, no way.

Hello.

I want to introduce you guys.

-This is our new roommate, ARe.
-Hello.

-And this is Gaogao.
-Hello.

-We're talking about Pupu.
-What happened?

Who's Pupu bullying?

Well, he didn't quite put one over on me.

Pupu is really...I have no words.

Our old roommate Ming...she described him
as an alien. She's spot on.

He not only looks like an alien, but his
thought process too...

Do you like...

do you like guys who use pick-up lines?

That's a trigger for me.

-Really?
-Yeah.

-Would you think it's cute, or...
-I would think it's ridiculous.

And the kind of ridiculous that's...
very far from romantic.

So...there's really someone
who uses pick-up lines?

He uses pick-up lines and makes bad jokes.

-Who?
-Pupu.

This guy's really the whole package.

[panelist] Stay away from me.
Keep that whole package far from me.

But even though he's really weird,
he's still a good guy.

Over time you can...
get to know him slowly.

So...why did you, like, you know how
we all came here with our own reasons.

So why did you come here?
If you can share a bit.

So it's because my day-to-day
social circle is tiny.

So I wanted to come here to meet some
people from different walks of life.

Because if I didn't come here, there's no
way I would ever meet some of them.

Yes, yes, it's totally like that.

It feels like Animal Crossing.

It's really like a video game, like you
can talk to different NPCs.

It's super interesting.

-I brought my Nintendo Switch.
-Me too!

-We can play together!
-I'm so excited.

I'm so excited.

I feel like they really have met so many
different people in this house.

The vibe between the three girls is great.

I wish I was a girl so bad.

My whole life I've never been that close
to someone. I feel like they're so close!

And it's only their first day together!

That's what girls are like.

Wu Jiawen (Carmon)
Designer, 29 years old

Li Xing (Hao)
Manager, 35 years old

Sun Shirui (Didi)
Student, 20 years old

Pu Xiaobo (Pupu)
PhD Candidate, 26 years old

Gao Qilian (Gaogao)
Cosplayer, 25 years old

Zhang Ting (ARe)
Musician, 27 years old

What is this move?

-Can you just surrender?
-I'm not surrendering!

[panelist] Their height difference...

Is that for me?

There's none for you.

Then who's it for?

I made it for ARe.

[panelist] I'm playing so beautifully,
how come I don't get one?

What?

Nothing.

What? You...stop being so rude, okay?
She just got here.

She doesn't want to play for you straight
off the bat, it's very normal, okay?

You can't hold everyone up to your own
like... standards.

Just be friendly, would you?

Come eat.

Morning.

[panelist] He's hilarious.

-You made this?
-Yeah.

Are you eating?

Nobody cooked for me, I guess
I can only cook for myself.

-Are you okay?
-I guess I have to cook then.

Do you know where the bowls are?

I'll look around.

[panelist] Why do I feel like he's turned
into Tianqi?

I'll help you.

You're so useless. What are you doing?

-I'll do it myself.
-Go on, you go.

Go talk to her.

Good morning.

Good morning.

You're reading the paper?

I'm just brushing up on...current affairs.

What is that? An English newspaper?
Where'd you get that?

It's delivered.

A lot of foreigners live around here,
so we get a lot of newspapers here.

Weird. Don't people usually read the
paper of the country they're living in?

This paper does have domestic news.
It's just written in English.

I read in English. It's just become
a habit after so many years.

Shut up!

I read the news in English,
I even read the news in French.

Bon appétit. Mon ami.

Bonjour. Ça va?

[panelist] Versailles Boy.
[T/N: Versailles=bragging ]

Dude, this paper's from May 15, 2020.

I'm brushing up on affairs from
the past.

It's my yearly review. I have to review
earlier...you wouldn't understand.

But I feel like you read the same paper
every single day.

Outed.

My reading comprehension's not good,
I can only read a page a day, okay?

[panelist] Those two will tear him apart.

Yesterday...

we...

had a little thing...

but...

I didn't do it intentionally.

It's fine, I understand. I understand.

I just, to be honest -- thank you --
-You dummy.

I got over-excited yesterday.

I rarely get to meet someone like you,
someone who plays rock music.

I tend to speak kind of bluntly, sometimes
I might come off as rude.

But...I don't have any problem with you.

My first impression of you was
that you're really cool.

And actually last night I did listen
to your stuff, I looked you up online.

I'm really into your style.

Maybe we can even collaborate together
sometime.

Sure. Later when I bring my amp here,
we can do something.

Great, I really am interested in
hearing you guys play, and learning.

When we get a chance I can teach
you about jazz history.

Oh, no need. In college I skipped
every music history class.

Then I'll give you a recap.

-She rolled her eyes just now.
-Yeah.

So jazz, in
just the last few hundred years,

encompasses not only popular "swing jazz"
or the type of West Coast jazz we hear

in coffee shops. Jazz actually has a very
early origin.

Before it became popularized with
New Orleans Dixieland--

"The call and response", right?

Correct. And
Chicago Dixieland--

Since we're going to be jamming
tonight...

then I should go get ready now.
-Wait, I'm not done.

We're going to go prepare tonight's
equipment, okay?

And then afterwards we'll listen to your
music history lesson.

Do the dishes.

We haven't...we haven't even gotten to
swing yet, okay?

[panelist] You're laughing now, but...
[panelist] This is comedy gold. Too funny.

My god.

When did Pupu get so funny?

Was he doing that on purpose
just now, or...

He said "wait, I haven't gotten to...".
It felt like he was just trolling.

It wasn't serious, like "they're
leaving but I haven't finished yet".

He probably knows he's being a little
ridiculous.

Yeah, he's putting it on.

I have no words, he's reached peak
bragginess.

He only knows basic French words.

He didn't say anything impressive.

But I think Pupu is
kind of endearing.

That's endearing, you think?

-Tell the truth.
-Really.

I would cuss him out, if he were
my friend.

I feel like I have friends like him.
-Like...

Wang Jianguo
[T/N: a famous comedian]

No, he's just a weirdo!
I'm sorry.

I have friends who are
weird like that.

But when you really-- when you really
get to know them, you'll understand them.

And they're really funny. Really.

I feel like ARe's perspective on him has
changed.

I don't agree.

He's a good guy though, I mean he was
annoying the night before.

But later he actually went and looked
up her band.

That's his tactic-- if someone doesn't
play for him, he'll look them up online.

That was really bad. They met and he
said, I played, now you play. Terrible.

Yeah, that was bizarre.

He's too obsessed with the damn guitar.

But when you meet a performer, it's normal
to look them up online.

You meet a performer who won't play for
you, you're like, I'm looking you up!

I like your performance style,
tomorrow we can do a collaboration!

Wei Daxun, you won't act for me??
Tonight I'm gonna watch your movies!

But in that scene just now, we could
really tell that Gaogao likes Pupu.

Yes.

Huh? Where did you guys see that?

-How can she not like him?
-How can she not?

She made him breakfast, and he's like
"Where's mine?" She teased him.

"Yeah, I didn't make you one."

Yeah, and he tried to make his own and
she was like "you're so useless".

She has a crush on him.

And she even got up to help him.
-Yeah.

Isn't this just normal
roommate talk?

Of course not!

A roommate's never treated me like that.

She's had roommates.
Roommates don't act like this.

Yeah.

And think about it. Gaogao is the reason
ARe doesn't hate Pupu at this point.

This guy aggravates people, but Gaogao
insults him back. It relieves tension.

People won't hate him as much.

They're gonna get together.
They're in love.

No way, just now when they were eating,
all the little jabs Pupu made at ARe...

Gaogao also felt that too. She was
glaring at him too.

But she loves him.

She's glaring out of concern for him.

Okay, now I see why I've been
single all these years.

-You don't see their sparks?
-I completely don't see it.

Gaogao's glare was totally like, "I can't
believe it, I told you not to say this."

But no, when the three girls were
chatting, Gaogao cut in and said

Yeah, Pupu's like this
and that.

But Gaogao excuses him
at the end. "He's a good guy".

-"He's a good guy".
-Yeah.

You didn't notice that bit? What she
really wanted to say was that last bit.

She insults him because
she likes him.

If she really hated him she would
just ignore his comments.

Let him stew there in his
own awkwardness.

Yes, yes, yes. Absolutely. If she didn't
like him she would let him feel awkward.

-Really?
-Really.

Alright. What am I supposed to
say to that? Alright.

Just wait, they're gonna
get married.

Let's watch the next part.

If that happens I'm just gonna die.
If they actually get together.

Do you always wear a suit to work?

I always wear a suit.

I've never worn a suit before.

-Yeah?
-It feels so uncomfortable.

It's supposed to restrict you.
It stops you from gesturing too much.

[panelist] They seem so close now.
[panelist] Like father and son.

Like this. Good? Great.

Hurry, finish your breakfast.

Are you all prepared?
How's your self-intro?

I think it's...alright, but
I still feel a little bit nervous.

It's normal to be nervous!
It keeps you on your toes.

If I had to play a game of basketball
right now I think I'd do pretty well.

[panelist] He's smushing his egg.

-Good morning.
-Morning.

-There's congee over there.
-Ok.

Are you busy today, Carmon?

Yeah, I'm going to the
studio soon.

She likes the look of
him today.

Sit down, eat.

It's your first day...of what again?

Internship.

I'm interviewing first.

-Interview first. Let's hope you get it.
-I have to get it first.

You tied this tie yourself?

No, no, Hao tied it for me.

I can't really tie it.

-Wait, are you slouch-shouldered?
-What's slouch-shouldered?

Just like this...
slanted.

[panelist] Hao eating his egg...

I'm gonna write on the board.

Is slouch-shouldered
bad or good?

It's nothing.

What does "slouch-shouldered" mean?

Some people have straight shoulders,
some have slouching ones.

I've never worn this kind of stuff.
I'm not used to it.

It feels so tight in this area.

I'm using the restroom.

-Let me take a picture.
-For my first time in a suit.

-I can't really pull off this outfit.
-No, you look handsome.

I'm giving you a lucky clover.
Like this -- good luck.

Ok, thanks. Then I'm gonna get ready.

Good luck! Good luck!

Bye!

[panelist] He's going with Didi?
They're going together.

Mister Yu?

-Sorry about that, we made you wait.
-Long time no see.

This is my roommate from Shanghai
Share Life. His name's Sun Shirui.

Hello, sir.

So I'll thank you ahead of time for giving
some feedback on Didi's interview.

Sure.

Then good luck to you. Do your best.
Ok? Thank you, Mr. Yu.

Then I...Mr. Yu, I'll sit...

You can sit there.

So I heard Hao say that you're interested
in a law internship.

Mhm, yes.

Then alright. So what's your overall
understanding of the law profession?

After I really learned about it and
got to know it more, I feel like

it's pretty interesting. And
I've also watched a few TV dramas

about lawyers. So I think being a lawyer
seems really cool.

Like...you help people fight for justice.
So I think that sounds interesting.

[panelist] That applies to so many jobs.
[panelist] Yeah.

I'll look at your experience now,
and ask some personal questions.

You're a Division I National Athlete.

Do you think you've learned skills
from your career as an athlete

that might transfer over to help
you succeed in law school?

I think it helps a lot.

To be a lawyer, you first have
to believe in yourself.

If you don't even believe in yourself,
I think...when you have cases,

or when you help people fight lawsuits,
you probably...won't do a great job.

Let's say, hypothetically, you're
an intern at some law firm.

Your managing lawyer gives you an
assignment.

He wants you to personally deliver
some legal documents to a certain judge.

You've been dialing this judge's contact
number, but you just can't get through.

So now, you're at the courthouse
but security won't let you in.

Can you tell me what you would do
in this scenario?

So my first thought is firstly, I
need to remain calm.

And then...first, I'd call...
I'd call my...

I'd keep trying a few times,
but if he still doesn't pick up,

I would try calling my manager
and see what he says.

Let's discuss another problem.

Suppose you're handling a criminal
defense case.

Your client already
confessed to the crime.

As his lawyer, you know that
his case has insufficient evidence.

You want to enter a plea of not guilty.

How would you approach discussing this
with your client?

Sir, I uh...

I don't know, like

Based on traditional thinking, isn't
the customer always right?

Sure, then let's just skip
this question for now.

Personally I feel like this type of
answer will...

will reflect poorly on you in
an interview.

Firstly, in a typical law firm,
when your manager gives you a task,

the presumption is that you'll tackle
the problem independently.

Your first reaction was to call for help.
This doesn't show good critical thinking.

As for the second question, in that
scenario,

you have to put your own expertise first.
If you believe there are conditions for a

not guilty plea, you have to
state your position to the client.

And you have to be persuasive.
You have to make a case.

For these two textbook questions,
your answers were...not satisfactory.

Then let's do the last question.

What do you believe is the most important
thing you should do

before going to an interview at a law
firm?

I think the most important thing to
prepare is probably my self-introduction.

Alright.

If you're going to go interview at a
law firm, your first step should be

to thoroughly research that firm.
Get an idea of what they do.

You should know what they're looking
for before you face them.

It'll probably work much better than
just blindly presenting your own profile.

It plays a much bigger role in whether
you successfully get the offer.

It's okay. You're still young,
you're a second-year.

You'll have lots of opportunities.

Alright, I understand, sir.

-Hey, Hao.
-How was it?

Your little brother over there
was a little...off the mark.

Off the mark?

Just now I just casually asked him
a few questions.

All his answers were... not great,
to be honest.

He's really young, you know, he's
only played basketball before this.

That's actually good.

From my understanding, former athletes
often make fast learners.

And they're resilient when
facing challenges.

So just now I kind of gave him an
earful.

-Uh huh.
-He was very open to feedback.

-He can take the heat.
-A lot of kids like this just fall apart.

He did alright. So this is a
strength.

-Right.
-All the technical stuff can be learned.

The important thing is that his attitude,
and his overall character

are pretty good.
-Understood.

I'll talk to him then. I'll make him
brush up on the technical stuff.

I hope he'll improve. And I
hope there may be a chance down the line.

When he's a little more mature.
I hope there might still be a chance to

learn from you here.

-Sure.
-Later on.

Sure. You're the man, right?

When you put it like that,
of course it's no problem.

[panelist] Hao is amazing.
[panelist] Hao's awesome.

How do you feel about things?

I feel like my answers were just like
this resume.

A blank sheet. Totally
useless.

I think it's really normal.
You're still a second-year.

So don't lose heart. You know
your weaknesses, and that's enough.

-Alright?
-Ok. Thank you Brother Hao.

-You dumb kid.
-For teaching me this lesson again.

I said to prep and you didn't,
you made me look bad, okay?

-I--
-At least answer 1 question!

-I'll buy you lunch later, okay?
-Oh, like you have money.

I'll prep, I'll prep.

I want to hear your thoughts. Li Dan?

What are you laughing at?

Just...Didi's interview performance.

-Terrible.
-Terrible.

-So bad.

You're detained at the door,
what do you do?

"I'd call my manager."

-"I've seen a few TV dramas."
-My dream is to live the TV drama.

Only actors can say that. "I've seen
a lot of TV dramas."

I hope everyone has learned not to say
that kind of thing in an interview.

Listen up, listen up.

Hao, how come your hair is...

you styled your hair upwards today.

Yeah, it's been a while since I did
it this way.

I think it looks good any way you do it.

Ever since you did my makeover I haven't
combed my hair this way.

Don't you think it's kind of
miraculous, like...

you know...do you remember how when you
first moved in?

Like...you know, how like all the
housemates all thought that

the two of us had nothing in common?
-Yeah.

But it turns out the two of us got
the closest.

Yeah.

And...

so really, I...

I'm really grateful that you...like--

What's up with you?

Wait! I have something to tell you.

It's just...I've made a decision.

I'm going to, um...

leave the house
tomorrow.

Why? It's so sudden...

You know, because of... you know.

It's okay.

You know that Carmon, and Didi too...
I care about both of them a lot.

And...

I really mean it, I really
wish Carmon well.

And I really, I really wish Didi
well too.

But...

it turns out I can't quite bring myself to
wish them well as a couple.

I feel like you don't have to force
yourself to wish anyone well.

Like, since you really liked her a lot,
it would be impossible to really

do that completely.

See? It's you. You're the only
one who understands me.

Right? I'm really so...it's so much
pressure, you know?

And every day...every day I have to
see them together.

I still feel really bad.

I obviously really wish you would
stay here a little longer.

But I think, if you'd be happier
if you left here,

I support you leaving.

I feel like you should put your
happiness first.

You know me the best in the end,
right?

-I've always known you best.
-Yeah.

Oh, there's another thing I have to
ask you to help with.

I recorded a song.

I wanted to give it to...

-Carmon.
-Carmon, right.

Psychic.

You can give it to her after I leave.

-Ok.
-Ok?

Then tomorrow, I'm just gonna tell
everyone it's for work reasons.

-This is our secret.
-Yeah.

It's our secret. Got it?

-I'm toasting mine.
-Can you toast two for me too?

-Sure.
-'cause I need toast for mine too.

-Sure.

-Teacher Wu, what are my instructions?
-You have to open this, then--

Hello.

-Business trip?
-You got a sec? Come.

Sure.

Good morning.

Business trip, Brother Hao?

When are you getting back this time?

A while.

Hurry.

You're dressed so suave today!

-It's just for work.
-I'll just bring the pan over.

Give that a a rest! It's time to gossip.

Gossip? About who?

He said it's time to gossip.

I wanted to just share something
with everyone.

So...I'm planning to graduate from
Shanghai Share Life.

I'm leaving.

It's because, well, I've already
told you guys more or less.

Because I want to return to my
hometown to

undertake a new project. And...

I want to take what I've learned at
various stages of life, in various cities

and bring it back home.

Hao...

you can't fool me.

You're going on a business trip,
you're just lying.

You'll be back in two days. You're lying.
You can't fool me.

So this is it, for now.

Alright?

I've been working for ten years now,
and I've always felt very...

I've always felt very detached and aloof.

And...I treasured my solitude.
Being alone was my way of

coping with the world.

But then, after I came to this
house,

I got to make so many different friends.
Everyone's brought so much joy to my life.

We've had great times, and gone through
so many different experiences.

I'm so grateful for all of you

for coming on this journey with me.
I've truly grown so much in this time.

This has been one of the most special
experiences I've had in my life.

I've never experienced anything
like it.

I've learned so much from each
and every one of you.

But thinking back on it, my biggest
takeaway has been learning how to...

let myself wholeheartedly become part
of a group, without holding back. And...

we've gone through ups and downs,
but all in all it's been a wonderful time.

Thank you all.

Let's go! I'm going.

Hey, why are you crying?
What're you crying for?

I said don't cry!

You especially, don't cry!

Right.

Alright, alright, I'm going.

Come on, you.

Let's go.

It's okay, give me a hug.

It's okay!

Be happy.

What's this?
You look like you're pregnant.

It's okay, don't worry.

Cheer up! We'll see each other soon.

I'm so glad we met.

And those two...? That rascal.

Don't you wanna see Hao off?

[panelist] Didi can't handle
this situation.

This is my letter to you. And some...
random junk, stuff you would like.

-Yeah.
-To remember me by.

I love this kind of stuff.

Yeah, and this for washing your
face. I thought you'd like it.

Oh, you strap it to your hand
like this, right?

-Winnie the Pooh.
-Nice.

-My Winnie the Pooh is perfect for you.
-Ok.

-I'm headed out!
-Ok.

Bye! Bye, bye.

I'm off.

Bye!

You can still see him!
You can go see him anytime.

You're acting like you're never
going to see him again!

Hi.

What's up?

Brother Hao asked me to give this to
you.

You can listen to it.

-You gotta listen to it.
-Oh, I will.

-Okay.
-I'm going then.

Okay.

"Rain on the Eaves"
Composer: A-Fu (Sodagreen)
Lyrics: Hao

Writing this song was a lot
harder than I thought.

In these lyrics I've tried to put down
everything I wanted to say to you.

[I wanted to write you a song]

[Because a letter would be too sad.]

[But my heavy heart weighs me down,
and my tempo and rhythm drag.]

-Hello.
-Hello.

[I wanted to write a song for us.]

[Is it really so wrong?]

[I feel my heart beating fast, afraid
that passers-by would catch on.]

-It's pretty good.
-Yeah?

It's good.

[Who would have thought?]

[You'd choose a future with him instead.]

[I can't hold it back anymore.]

[I'll use all my courage to
sing to you...]

I'm drawing you.
I'm so nervous like this!

[The kindness of fate,
like rain on the eaves]

[Drew me to you]

[Our fast-beating hearts,
not a beat apart]

[Just for an interlude.]

[It doesn't matter,
we'll meet again.]

[I'll accept this loss
with serenity]

[As flowers blossom in spring,
in my loneliness I'll sing]

[a song for that one name...
in the youth's heart engraved.]

-Hao is such a good guy.
-That destroyed me.

That was painful.
Hao was a truly great guy.

-A saint.
-I feel so sad.

I feel like the "dad" has left the
house.

When Hao first came to the house,
I remember you said we might see

our first upper-class member, like
a true elite, successful persona.

I didn't expect him to become so childish.
He even wrote a little song.

Those lyrics he wrote were tragic.
"The name engraved in the youth's heart."

He really exceeded our expectations.
Such a good person.

I suddenly feel like I'm really
not a good person.

I'm petty, compared to him.
I'm too selfish. I'm bad.

We're all gonna repent now?

What's up?

I have an expo in a few days. I'm editing
some of my photos for promos.

Wow, you can edit photos?

Is the bar for photo editors so
low? Anyone can just edit photos?

I have nothing to say to you.

Wow, you're speechless?

-Watch it, you.
-What are you doing?

If you throw that expensive
camera at me,

it'll be your loss.

Throw it, come on. Look at you,
you're so weak, you can't even.

What're you doing? Going out?

I'm training. I have a
match soon.

Not like you with a fake job.

What are you even doing? You're going
to do someone's makeup? Do their outfit?

Or picking up an outfit?

I'm going to work! I'm doing
serious work, okay?

Work? You call that work?

-Carmon.
-Hi.

-Wow, you're both wearing orange today.
-Oh hey, are you free tomorrow?

Tomorrow? What's up?

Come to my match. I'm playing
tomorrow.

Come watch you lose?

Watch me win! Watch my alley-oop
dunks!

You're not inviting us?

You? Why would I invite you?

Us. The rest of us. Why aren't
you inviting us?

I only want her.

You don't think we'd want to go?
Just asking, are you playing favorites?

I'm not playing favorites. I...

Then why didn't you invite the rest of us,
just Carmon?

Why are you even asking me,
because you're jealous?

-What?
-I don't like you at all.

Jealous? Come on.
Don't flatter yourself.

Don't be mean, come on.

I'd sooner be jealous of Pupu than
of you.

It's over!

You see that?

I might actually lose this.

I think I might lose. Whatever,
I don't care.

Why're you back so late? Training?

Well, I have a match coming up soon.
It's...

Right, I've heard about this match.

I invited Carmon.

And I really want to do well, since
it's a match and she'll be watching.

If I don't play well, she'll think I
suck and it wasted her time.

It's no big deal. Look how much you've
practiced already.

Enough about me. I found out something
big today.

So this morning I was getting ready for
practice. And Carmon came down,

so I invited her to my contest.
And Gaogao asked why didn't I invite her.

So I was teasing her like, are you jealous
because of me?

Just teasing, you know?

Just playing around, joking.

And then I discovered a shocking secret.

[panelist] What a storyteller.

I think she likes you.

-There's no way.
-She definitely likes you.

I saw through her. She said,

"I'd sooner be jealous of Pupu than
of you!"

Let me think for a sec.

Hm. It's not an impossibility.

I have no words.

Is Pupu a human being?

He's such a troll.

I'm thinking, there was one time
I called her by the wrong name.

Really, it's not uncommon
to forget someone's name. Right?

Uh, it's not that common.

But she really threw a fit. And then
lately she's been really friendly to me.

She's always trying to get me to play
Just Dance, or watch anime.

She definitely likes you.

It's so hard! That's what he's thinking.
So many girls like me.

He's too funny.

Why am I just so attractive?

Hilarious.

-This guy Pupu is really...
-Pupu's a comedic figure.

A comedic master.
His comedic timing is perfect.

So right now does Pupu think that
Gaogao likes him?

Yes, the two of them both think
Gaogao likes him.

Men are always so naive, yet
so self-confident.

I feel like I always see that
sentence in my social media.

-I agree!
-Well said!

-Well said!
-Well said!!

What you just described has been
our downfall for so many of us.

That sentence was bad karma.

Don't do evil things.
[TN: an idiom]

So funny.

So?

Do you concede?

-I'm not conceding.
-Still?

That's not love. This can easily
turn. They just think she likes him.

Even Didi can see it, you still can't
see it?

Don't you think he's kind of
flattering himself right now?

I'll be honest -- I'm having a hard
time seeing Pupu as a man.

I just can't understand him.

His thought process?

Like an alien. Didn't they say that?

Yeah. So you guys really think Gaogao
likes him?

-She likes him so much!
-She does.

But right now I'm unsure if Pupu likes
Gaogao. I can't tell at all.

-Yeah.
-He said "not an impossibility."

It was super detached.

Yeah.

-Like he wasn't talking about himself.
-Yeah.

He's never thought about it.

He doesn't seem to have feelings.
It's hard to say what will happen.

Yeah. I'm just confused, anyways.
Maybe the fans can break it down.

Didi invited Carmon to the game.

Carmon will definitely go. Now that
Hao is gone,

there's nothing to hide.

To make up for the regret of not
watching Binshen's game that time.

Yeah.

-Your memory is good.
-Binshen's been gone for ten years.

You're still...

Binshen: [sneezes]

"Who said my name?"
[TN: sneezing = being gossiped about]

But how is watching basketball
romantic?

Because she's a girl who lives in
an anime world.

So she loves to go watch her
favorite person compete.

Nice. Then let's wait for the next
episode.

See you next episode! Bye.

[Translated and timed by cissy]
[Reviewed by soph]