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Commander Logar,
they're speaking English.
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Can we have it in Turkish
from the start?
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Sure thing!
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l'd believe it if it were possible
however, this is no good.
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What's no good, man?
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Look dear, l've been a publisher
for 12 years now.
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l've never seen
such a nonsense.
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Are you listening?
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Forget about publishing, this
is a UFO, something l've witnessed.
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l've seen this, shouldn't
l have taken a picture?
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Besides, l have a friend who made love
to an alien, l'll bring him to you.
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Bring him, the other one too.
We'll create some synergy here.
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-But these are fake.
-Hake?
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Fake man fake... Phony.
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lt says here Kütahya Porcelain.
Look.
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Well, l shot this in Kütahya.
There's nothing wrong with it.
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ldiot. Why are you
using a magnifier?
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l've been on the road
for ten hours.
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Which way are you going, son?
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Hah! Just what l needed!
l'm going a long way pops. Move on.
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-Give me a lift to...
-To where?
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-Aren't you going this way?
-Alright, hop in.
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Close the door...
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-What's in the can?
-Pickles.
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Let me turn it like this so it won't
fly away. lt's a cabrio after all.
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You're well informed.
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Would you mind
if l played some music?
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-What kind of music?
-What?
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-What kind of music?
-You are something...
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l don't like foreign music. They might be
swearing at my mom. How shall l know?
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-How old is your mother?
-My mom is alive and healthy at 93.
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Fine. This band is very young, so they
wouldn't know your mother, don't worry.
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Oh boy! Look at that view!
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-Get out!
-What's up son? l hope nothing's wrong.
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Get out. Stop talking.
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Move.
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Turn towards me.
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Raise your arm.
We're gonna lose the light.
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You talk too much.
Do something useful for a change.
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-Shall l turn it like this?
-No, just hold your arm straight!
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lnnocent villager sees a UFO.
You're the man!
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Our esteemed
Japanese guests...
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...this is a really
historical place. Translate.
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Yes, but...
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Please, these are very sensitive,
newly painted.
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What's he saying?
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He wants you to
talk about the pictures.
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What's there to talk about?
They're pictures after all.
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Let's lead them
to my carpet shop.
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What's he saying?
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My group is getting annoyed.
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-Well, don't translate everything.
-How could l possibly not?
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Translate this then: Apple pie and tart
make me fart hard.
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You are really
killing tourism!
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Cut it short.
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Now we're going straight
to my shop.
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We'll have a look at the carpets.
My shop is right nearby.
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We'll get out...
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Chill out, man!
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Tourist or not,
l'll smack you one on the eye.
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What's this talk
you rude bastard!
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Lay down and l'll
show you what's really rude.
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Dumb ass!
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Don't make me go
Ninja on you!
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Don't make me go
Ninja on you!
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What's this, are you acting up?
You clown, come on.
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Stop hitting! Give me my glasses.
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You'll achieve nothing by yelling
in Japanese. Bastards!
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They make videos at home
and come over...
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...to tour the country! Bastards!
And then we'll have a tourism boom.
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That's some boom!
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Arif.
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Treasury officials asked for you.
What's up?
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l was to receive a commendation from
the ministry. Are they gone?
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Yeah. Hold on a minute.
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Look at this stuff. How is it?
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This should be painted in grey.
There's no name on it, right?
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-No.
-Boss?
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English customers
are asking for you.
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Good. Come over some time,
we'll create some synergy.
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-What synergy, dude?
-Boss, the English...
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Has Prince Charles popped up?
What's the big deal?
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Well, of course!
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Order tea.
Don't stare like an ox.
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Fuck it, order anyway.
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This one's crappy.
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What are you going to say about this?
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Don't ask the chick.
Why are you asking her?
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Lady?
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Nuri!
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Look.
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This carpet here...
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...has an authentic design
and is very valuable.
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This pattern is called ''Hand
on the waist''. Trust me on this...
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...the kid who wove this
went blind.
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The price is $5000,
including surgery.
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What did you give me to drink?
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Arif lţýk. December, 8th, 1968.
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You have been abducted by
the Goran Military lmport Unit.
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-Excuse me?
-Go on.
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From now on you are
property of the Goran Union.
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-Transportal initiative transport--
-What are you talking about, lady?
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My dear Earthling, l think you
don't get it. You've been abducted!
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Get out of here man.
The outfit is fine...
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...but we did these jokes
when we were kids.
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Nice idea, nice location
but you can't fool me.
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-What's going on, Cheeba?
-Unbelievable. l guess he's in shock.
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Really? Are the force shields active?
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Sure they are.
You don't give up, do you?
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He'll recover in the cell.
Take him away.
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Dude, listen! Don't get on my nerves.
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lt's no good with lights and all.
Are you going to buy the rug or not?
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Plackumates, take him to his cell.
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Bugger off! Tufan, is that you, dog?
Take off your glasses!
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Take him away!
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What was the technique?
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Put a little effort into it, man!
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Step back!
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-Calm down.
-Shut up!
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You freaked out, ha?
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What now?
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Are you going to kill us
with a flashlight?
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Flashlight?
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Oh shit...
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Get this trash out of here!
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Don't let me see you fraternizing
with prisoners again.
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Get back to work.
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-Engage MFD drives.
-Engaged.
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-Open the parallel port.
-Open.
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-ls the joystick connected?
-Yes.
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-ls targeting stabilized?
-Ready.
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Lieutenant Zurka,
lower all shields.
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Right away, sir.
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What's going on there?
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A Colombian
is causing trouble.
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Why do you cause trouble
you worthless Earthling? Search him!
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Powdered sugar, huh?
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Get him out of here.
Send this to the kitchen.
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Commander Logar,
the cargo is ready.
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The numbers?
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20 Americans, 5 of them black.
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5 Japanese, one Colombian,
1 Danish, 3 lndian.
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-Fine...
-And one Turk.
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One day all Earthlings will work
under my command like dogs, Kuna.
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We'll gather all of them.
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Those days will come to pass, sir.
Commander Logar...
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Why do you hate Earthlings
so much?
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Why?! Why?!
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This is a hatred, Kuna. A hatred
l may never be able to overcome.
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Years ago, something which happened
to my grandfather Commander Kubar...
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has affected me so greatly, that l can't
seem to shake my taste for vengeance.
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Earthlings make me sick...
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July 14th, 1789- AKSARAY
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What we do to these uncivilized
monkeys can never be enough, Kuna.
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Commander Logar.
An object is approaching.
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Who are you?
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Get out, out!
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Come on, come on.
Get a signal.
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You were supposed to have
coverage everywhere. Come on!
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Hello?
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Hello, Muhittin,
This is Arif.
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Bring in everybody,
even the US President.
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l've been abducted by aliens.
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What? Yes, by them.
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Stop that! Arif, cut the crap,
where are you? What are you doing?
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Muhittin, this is not a joke.
Aliens, l said. l'm in a spaceship.
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-What ship?
-Muhittin, speak up.
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Go to the police, to the station.
Hello!
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The signal is breaking up.
Call me back.
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He must be drunk or what.
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Hello, Muhittin, Muhittin.
lt's no joke. l'm telling you, aliens!
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Oh merciful and most gracious...
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-Do not fear.
-You don't say!
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My God, what kind of a test
are you putting me through?
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Listen carefully.
The Force is inside you.
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Don't lose control.
You'll get away and find me.
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Who are you? l can't even tell
if you're a genie or a human.
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Damn!
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Damn!
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Stop it. Listen,
you're the chosen one.
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Find me when you land on Gora.
Got it?
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Find me.
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Daddyo, did you
run out of chosen ones?
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-Who are you? What's going on?
-The signal is fading, find me.
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The phone has no signal,
the dude has no signal.
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What's a chosen one?
l left the shop unattended.
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Arif, you shit for brains!
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Prisoner, turn around.
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Want me to lay down naked too?
What are you talking about, man?
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Don't cause trouble, turn around.
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OK!
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Look, pal, l know
my way around.
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You look like a nice person, take this,
there has been a misunderstanding...
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...let's forget it.
l want good treatment.
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l'm Arif. Take this and say,
''Mr Arif wants some olives...
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...a loaf of bread, some cheese
and toilet paper.
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Come on, take it!
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Whoa! There are families who live
a whole month on that money!
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Could you get at least
a charger for my mobile?
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Yo, man in black!
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ls the ship drifting
a little to the left, Kuna?
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-Which ship, dude?
-Dude?
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Commander Logar,
an object is approaching, Sir.
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That's our planet, moron!
Who are you?
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Get out, out!
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l want a nice landing, Kuna.
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Whoa!
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-Prisoner, come with me.
-Out! Out!
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Alright, l'm coming.
Get out. Please!
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Listen, if you tell anyone
what you saw back there...
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...we'll be on real bail terms. Got it?
That's a human urge.
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Those bastards have abducted
the whole world.
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The ship has landed.
Anyone stepping out of line...
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...or over reacting
will be severely punished.
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l don't speak German.
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l don't speak German, OK?
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He has stunned the guy.
lt doesn't kill, it only stuns.
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That's a stunner,
they've used it on me too.
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Hello, hang up, l'll call you.
l can't talk right now.
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-Get back in line!
-Don't get so anal about everything!
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Get back in line here,
he's putting the blame on me!
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Move on a little.
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-Commander Logar.
-Superior Tocha.
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Welcome.
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My respects, Mulu.
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Welcome.
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You've gathered the whole world again.
Didn't you have enough slaves, Logar?
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What happened to your face
Rendroy?
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-What's with my face?
-That's what l mean. What?
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Superior Tocha.
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Allow me to present you some
presents l brought from the Earth.
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Kuna!
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This is yours, sir. Pish...
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Pishmaniye. Cotton candy from zmit.
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Here you are.
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-Mulu.
-You're kind as usual, Logar.
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Vunar, this is for you.
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Enverina, we lost your
present on the ship.
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We didn't notice.
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And this is yours Rendroy,
it's supposed to bring fertility.
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You're very kind, Logar. Keep this,
l have three from birth.
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Your daughter Ceku
is not here to welcome me.
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-Yes, she doesn't feel well.
-Really?
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Let's go.
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What time is it, pal?
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That idiot, Superior Tocha
is 420 years old, Kuna.
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He should give way
to the young.
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Ceku didn't come to meet you,
she shows no interest, huh?
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She's going to. Let's see
what she's done while we were away.
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-Get me 216.
-Yes, sir.
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Hi, brother.
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Hello.
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You two, come over.
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Us?
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Space has always been
the unknown to me.
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The movies, science-fiction novels.
Arthur C. Clarke. Chariots of the Gods.
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l can't believe l'm here.
Space Odyssey.
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-ldiot.
-ldiot.
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Next.
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You've turned this place into a
government office. ''Go here, no there.''
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Greetings,
shall l sit or stand?
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-Tell us.
-Tell us.
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l'll tell. We bought the goods
from Black Faik.
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We reloaded the truck
in Karabük.
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l was driving the truck
till Adana.
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-What are you talking about?
-And you?!
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You've abducted me,
you'll do the talking.
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l'm confused anyway.
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-Aggressive.
-Aggressive.
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Yeah, aggressive.
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ls that it?
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Commander Logar?
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216, come on, fill me in.
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-She missed you a lot.
-Really? That much, huh?
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Well, she kept on
saying your name.
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Let me see.
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Logar, you ...!
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Good.
Did she mention marriage?
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l saw her preparing
her dowry.
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-ls she in her room?
-Yes.
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Great. Take this my boy. l brought it
for you from Earth, you'll be friends.
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Thank you very much
Commander Logar.
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l have the batteries. Come to me
when you want to play, alright?
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Concentrate on your work now.
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ls the beautiful Ceku
thinking about me?
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No.
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l've come a long way.
No welcome?
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From slave gathering?
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Yoga didn't do you any good,
you're tense.
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l've brought you
a present from Earth.
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Really? What is it?
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World peace.
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An authentic carpet, the kid who made
this went blind. A valuable piece.
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l don't want any presents from you,
Logar, why don't you leave me alone?
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Aren't you the most
beautiful girl on Gora?
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-Because of my father?
-What?
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-Will you please leave me alone?
-But the present...
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l don't like carpets, Logar.
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Don't insult me in front
of my troops.
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lt's highly decorative,
enjoy it.
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Nice stuff,
l should get one too.
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All prisoners should shower within
3 minutes and go to the dining hall.
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l'm sure they'll give us
little pills instead of food.
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You're drawing too much attention,
stop that.
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-Do not fear.
-Dude, you're crossing the line here.
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Brace yourself.
Don't go with the flow.
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Find me. My name is Garavel.
Find me!
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Goodness gracious.
Forgive my sins.
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l almost got taken,
covered in soap.
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l'm never picky when it comes to food.
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Eat food, evade beating.
That's the motto. Pour it in.
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Can l have more sauce?
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That's your share. Move on.
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Just a minute, weren't you
the man who distributed soap?
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-Cut it short, move on.
-Are you Turkish, buddy?
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Get moving.
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Everybody speaks Turkish, l don't
understand who is a Turk and who's not.
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Get a load of that pimp,
as if he's at the beach.
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Hello.
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God Almighty, save me from
this place before l kill someone.
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ls this place taken?
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We have to escape.
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Together, what do you say?
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l chose you
because you're different.
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First of all, you're Japanese,
you're smart.
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lf we combine our efforts
we can make it back to Earth.
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-What do you say, Samurai?
-Samurai?
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-Yes.
-Our efforts?
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-Don't let on.
-Together?
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Combined.
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Our efforts?
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Cut it short. Let's get to know
each other, l'm Arif.
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And l'm Mehmet, from Zeytinburnu.
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l work in a leather factory
in Kazlçesme.
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Leather jackets or shoes and such?
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Thanks.
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From there.
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From there.
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Step aside.
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ls this rose for me?
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Yes, dear.
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What's your point in sending this?
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To get close and nice.
To socialize.
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You mean to create a synergy
against the aliens?
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Don't get mad,
come over here. Sit.
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You are something.
A real Cosby Show!
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Americans have a saying,
do you know it?
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What's that?
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Shut up,
stop being a jerk!
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Smarten up,
act like Earthlings!
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Be worthy of our planet!
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Low class jerks! Let me go,
don't stress me out man!
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-Superior Tocha.
-Welcome, Logar.
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You can't possibly know
how l envy you.
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You're like my own children,
you'll lead Gora into better days.
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Thanks.
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l've grown old. l intend to marry
my daughter to a young Goran...
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...and transfer all my authority
to him. What do you think?
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A classical
but perfect idea, Sir.
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l wanted to talk to you
about this matter.
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For Gora's future l have Vumar's
son Timar in mind. How's that?
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-Vumar's son Timar?
-But, Sir...
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Vumar's son Timar is...
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God knows what they
say about me.
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l put forward myself
for this noble duty.
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-Your daughter and l are in love.
-She's burning with love.
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-She never mentioned anything.
-That she's burning?
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l wanted you to hear it from me. l'd be
honored to be your son-in-law.
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l don't believe in love, Logar.
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Vumar's son Timar is a great
hero for the Gorans.
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l rather entrust Gora's future...
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...to a hero, instead of a lover.
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Really?
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-Commander Logar!
-Yes, my dear.
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-An object is closing in, Sir.
-Who's this?
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Excuse me. Who are you?
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Get out! Out! Out!
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Out...
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See you later, Superior Tocha.
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Good bye.
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Arif, buddy?
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Yes?
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We did you wrong today. Forgive us.
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lt's alright, forget it.
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We're in space, everybody is confused.
lt's not a big deal.
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-ls everything fine now?
-Sure, man.
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You do that guy one more wrong
and you'll get a feel of this.
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You are really a phenomenon,
always up to something.
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Was this your bed?
Sorry, pal.
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Sit down. Here, you
left these in the examination room.
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l really appreciate it.
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Let's get acquainted.
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Arif lţýk. All sorts of
carpets, kilim, travel.
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-Here.
-Fine. l'm Bob Marley Faruk.
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-Are you Turkish, Bob Marley?
-Yes.
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Great. Have one.
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-l don't smoke.
-Really?
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-Can you give me that one there?
-This one?
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-Here.
-Thanks.
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-How long have you been here, Bob?
-8 years.
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Holy sh...what was that?
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l'm sorry.
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8 years? l wouldn't stay
here 8 minutes.
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You've disappointed me.
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l had a bar in Kusadas. There was
great music, reggae.
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-But it didn't fly?
-Nope.
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l was in debt up to my ears.
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The creditors came to kill me.
So l tied a rock on my neck.
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l was about to jump from the jetty...
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...and bang, l was in a spaceship.
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Then a completely different world,
would you return?
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Well...
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Let's suppose l did return.
The creditors arrive:
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''Where have you been Bob?''
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''l was abducted by aliens and
so on.'' Would they buy it?
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-They wouldn't.
-Nope.
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Then there's the media.
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You're making the headlines each day,
'The Man Abducted by Aliens''
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-This seems to rub you wrong.
-You got that right.
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l have nothing against space
but the attitude is wrong.
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You expect something more civilized
when you think of aliens.
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-You're a prisoner here
-So?
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Don't make me mad.
You're a prisoner. l'm comfortable.
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That's because l work in the kitchen.
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lf l were in the quarries...
They work you to death there.
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They implant a chip and
you walk around like a monkey.
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What's this man, quarry, chips..?
ls this being alien or human?
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lf you'd like l can get you
a work in the kitchen too?
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What kitchen, pal? ls there no way
out of here?
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-You have to find a ship.
-Easy. What's a space ship, anyway?
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Alright, calm down, have patience.
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These are the final finishes.
lt's finished, here.
-
-ls this some kind of a joke?
-Of course it is.
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l mean it's impossible
to get away.
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Quit saying that.
There's gotta be a way.
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Excuse me Bob but you seem to be
a little oblivious to sci-fi.
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l'm oblivious to sci-fi?
l'm oblivious, huh?
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You don't know who you're talking to,
so you talk nonsense.
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What's your point?
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l was the first Turk
to write a science fiction scenario.
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You said you had a bar.
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That was after
l got fed up with the movie business.
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So you got fed up with the movies?
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lt was years ago.
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ln the last days
of the sex movies.
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l was looking for
something new in movies.
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-September 12th, 1980
-No, sir, impossible.
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My name is Ersan Kuneri,
l'm no porno producer.
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l said they'll make love in underwear.
Of course.
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The cook, the servant, the gardener. All
of them. lt takes place at a mansion.
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The cook does the gardener, the
gardener the driver, the driver, servant.
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Yes, get it printed,
l'll send a poster immediately.
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The title is
''Group Discount''.
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Stand straight,
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Raise your chin.
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Good.
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Yes.
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This, this, this.
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Who are you?
Get out, out!
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Be yourself,
don't imitate anyone!
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Mr Ersan.
Should Faruk come in?
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Keep him waiting.
Wait a second.
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This, this.
Do you have blue underwear?
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-Yes.
-Write down, brings his own underwear.
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You, from Tophane, l want you to
make love like an animal, not human.
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-Like a beast !
-Always.
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Alright then, the movie's name is,
''Jackhammer.'' Beat it.
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Send Faruk in.
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Mr Faruk.
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Hi, Mr Ersan.
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l see a tank outside.
Was there a parade today?
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Nothing important.
l have great ideas.
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A fresh approach in movies,
science fiction. What do you say?
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Science? Give me that.
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Americans are into this thing,
there's lot of money in this.
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Any sex?
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No, it's about a robot's
adventures.
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The title is ''6 Million Dollar Man.''
How's that?
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6 million?
Do you want to ruin me?
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Foreign currency
is prohibited.
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We could change the title.
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-Like?
-Lunar Lust. How's that?
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lt can't be on the moon.
We have to shoot in one week.
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We'll do it. A robot falls in love
with an astronaut.
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Nice...
Lunar Lust. Nice.
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Could l have an advance,
l'll scout for a location.
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Let's celebrate this.
l have Kent, Marlboro.
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Mr Ersan,
the police is here.
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They want to entertain you
for possessing foreign cigarettes.
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That's not entertain,
that's detain. Let's go.
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There's no escape from law.
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Ersan...The film.
Science-fiction. What now?
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That film is not going to happen.
-
Let's go to bed now. Don't ever
mention science-fiction to me again.
-
Thanks. They bring me
everything from Earth.
-
Hey, whoa! Slice it carefully!
-
These guys have chips,
half of their brain is gone.
-
Hand it over,
let me do that.
-
Come on, you've wasted it.
-
But the guys are okay.
-
So it seems. You have it nice going
here but please think about...
-
...this escape business.
-
Cut the crap and let me
tell you how to escape.
-
Yeah.
-
First try the ventilation shafts
from the kitchen.
-
-Ventilation?
-Yes.
-
Did you all run away too?
-
Whoa, don't cut in here.
So you think you're smart, huh?
-
Why smart, man?
l came to get food.
-
And there's another thing,
that could do.
-
What's it? Tell me?
-
Close it.
-
Close it.
-
You are way too curious.
l'm out of here.
-
Can we flee
right through there, buddy?
-
Why do you take off the helmet?
-
lf that doesn't work, there's
molecular transportation.
-
-No wonder. What's that?
-Beaming, you know.
-
Do l know? lf there's beaming
l'll be directly at home.
-
Beaming is a risky business, you have
to enter the exact coordinates.
-
l'm willing to risk it.
l have to get out of here.
-
lt's impossible to flee.
You don't get it, do you?
-
Sorry, Bob but...
-
...you call yourself Bob Marley but have
no hint about the philosophy behind it.
-
Just wearing that cap is not enough.
-
And what is
that philosophy?
-
Get me a stick
and a piece of cloth.
-
l'll show you beaming...
-
You'll see... You know
nothing about Arif yet.
-
Don't lose hope.
The Force is inside you.
-
Yeah, right! lnside. Just appear
in light, no help at all.
-
Just show off, bastard!
-
l'll show you all,
you bastards....
-
Beaming, yeah? Beaming.
There we are.
-
What are you doing here?
-
l don't have bucket, if l had one
l could do something.
-
What do you mean?
-
Commander Logar instructed me
to clean this place.
-
Move!
-
Why then? You've turned
the planet into a shithole.
-
Behave like women for a change
and clean this place.
-
What are you doing here?
-
Ma'am, l beg you, just let me
wipe off the dust of the beaming room.
-
Move.
-
Some guy came and said ''The prisoner
shall wipe the dust of that place.''
-
l swear. He said ''No beaming,
only dust.''
-
Don't squeeze my arm.
He only said cleaning.
-
Damn you all...
-
To hell with such a beaming...
-
Leave me alone!
-
Oh, l'm exhausted. Sometimes
l forget that you're a robot.
-
Come on, l'm useless as a robot now.
-
l go wild when l'm with you,
otherwise l have direct robot logic.
-
The music was fantastic.
-
Wasn't it? l've downloaded
3000 of them from the lnternet.
-
Look, what l have.
-
Oh, l don't believe it. A Turkish movie
where the girl goes blind.
-
No, in this movie the boy goes blind.
-
Why don't they use microlaser on the
girl's cornea, in that movie?
-
Come on Ceku,
is that the way to watch movies?
-
Just look at the emotions. The sacrifice
of the boy, his kiss in the final scene.
-
Let's play ''Kiss like the Earthlings''.
-
No, my circuits
still waggle from the dance.
-
Come on, please.
-
Okay, okay.
-
-The Earthlings are fun, aren't they?
-With their music, dance and everything.
-
-Will you tell my fortune?
-ls it cold now?
-
Move a little.
-
-You know l don't do this for everyone.
-l know.
-
-Promise in God's name.
-Come on.
-
Let's see. There's someone.
-
-Really?
-Oh, that's me.
-
-Come on, tell something.
-Be quiet.
-
Look, in the near future.
Do you see, all in black.
-
With long hair.
Could that be Logar?
-
-Yuck! ln my fortune?
-l see a wedding.
-
There's someone else. He's
a little chubby, very straight words.
-
He has lots of people around him.
He will do you a favor.
-
Don't forget, the letter R is in his
name or surname. Don't forget.
-
Rinse this out.
-
He asked about you the minute
he arrived.
-
What did you say?
-
l talked very directly. l said
''You have other things on your mind.''
-
''Don't push her.'' l said. ''She's not
willing, so why do you push her?''
-
''Nothing good comes from force,
it will cause bigger problems...
-
...in the future.'' l said.
But he wouldn't listen.
-
Are you an oracle?
-
Commander Logar?
-
Commander Logar,
l was only joking.
-
Take this battery powered
doll away.
-
Put him together with
those dogs from Earth.
-
You scum, he was my best friend.
-
You force me to be evil,
do you understand?
-
l love you, l'm jealous of you.
Be it a robot or even my father.
-
So, you love me?
-
l want this,
can you do it?
-
216!
-
Disgusting Earth
customs.
-
The prisoners to be implanted
a chip today are:
-
Jack Bailey.
-
Chris Lover.
-
Guenter Westinghouse.
-
José Gabriel Estevez.
-
Will U. Marry Mee.
-
Akimi Noname.
-
The Japanese guy is gone too.
-
l see no rebellion here.
-
We won't get anywhere
just with my resistance.
-
-Black won't move there.
-Really?!
-
But you moved
the white bishop here...
-
Now start with black-white
in front of this guy.
-
Give me 5, Julio. Let's start again,
that paging has confused me.
-
l'm confused.
lf only we had a camera.
-
l'd take pictures of this place.
Would be a super document on Earth.
-
Let me go, man!
-
There's another one.
Welcome to the circus.
-
Get a load of that guy.
-
Don't leave me here,
don't leave me with them!
-
Don't cry,
we experienced the same.
-
Don't shout, you're drawing
too much attention.
-
He's a robot.
-
Take him with you to the kitchen,
he'll make a nice kitchen robot.
-
Don't cause trouble.
He's a robot, an android.
-
Really? Hi, Robot.
-
Hi.
-
Are you a robot?
-
Yes.
-
So, what are you doing here?
-
Commander Logar has punished me.
-
Commander Logar?
l'm going to kick his butt.
-
Here, have one.
What's your name?
-
216.
-
216? What's that?
-
Updated model of 215. 2. Generation,
16th segment, improvable intelligence.
-
And high mobility,
7 hours audio and video recording.
-
Audio recording? Does that mean
that you can receive from anywhere?
-
What kind of a talk is that?
-
Well, what else should l ask a robot?
-
Would you like a drink?
Are you hungry?
-
Such a pity...
He's a prisoner, like us.
-
A robot, but still miserable.
Does this thing come out?
-
l'm totally detachable.
-
Really? That's sad, man.
-
Hey, folks. Why don't you
say welcome? The guy's crying.
-
-Welcome, pal.
-Welcome.
-
Maybe he's programmed to cry.
-
This is so sad, look at him.
-
l'm Faruk, Bob Marley Faruk.
-
Hi.
-
Can you shoot pictures
as well?
-
Excuse me?
-
Never mind.
Say welcome, people.
-
Don't discriminate.
Robot or not, everyone's equal.
-
-Welcome. l'm Arif..
-Hi, 216.
-
Do l eat red meat?
-
l'm sorry, sir.
-
Why aren't you eating, Ceku?
-
l have no appetite.
-
l have some news
which will revive your appetite.
-
Logar is dead?
-
My funny daughter.
-
You'll marry Vumar's son Timar.
-
Vumar's son Timar?
-
Yes, Timar. Moreover,
Vumar's son Timar.
-
Logar said that you two
were in love but...
-
l don't love Logar, nor any other
Goran man.
-
l don't intend to marry.
-
We have a situation,
we have to meet immediately.
-
What happened?
-
lt's very serious,
we should go to the big hall.
-
lf it even comes close to our
planet, it could extinct life on Gora.
-
What's going on Superior Tocha?
-
A big danger, Logar... A fireball.
-
A fire shaped ball
or a ball shaped fire, right?
-
We decided to use
the sacred stones.
-
Do you approve
as the military wing?
-
ls there no other option? l think that
the stones should be the last resort.
-
We have no choice.
-
lt's natural that l think different
cause l'm a soldier.
-
l know very well how to send that
fireball back to where it came from.
-
We don't doubt your courage, Logar
but we have to try the sacred stones.
-
You know better, sir.
-
Bring the sacred stones.
-
So be it.
-
The manual is missing.
-
How does that feel, huh?
-
How come?
-
l guess this is the end.
-
We're doomed.
-
l want full authority, Superior Tocha.
-
-What can you do?
-''What can you do?''
-
Give me one hour.
-
Logar, lo...
-
What are we going to do?
Shall l get the ship ready?
-
Pull yourself together! Which ship?
Be smart, come.
-
Are we going to sit and
watch the fireball get closer?
-
lt's such a pity that the manual
to the sacred stones is missing.
-
Sure is, isn't it?
-
What are you doing, Logar?
-
What do you think, you idiot?
-
Do you believe that my dad
sent that fireball?
-
You are playing with fire.
-
Don't play word games with me,
jackass!
-
Jackass?
-
There's no other way to get attention
from that geezer Tocha and his girl.
-
l've set it up like a clock...
-
-You see this?
-Yes.
-
l'll stop the fireball with this.
-
And that old fart is going to give his
daughter to me. And Gora.
-
You're amazing, Logar.
-
Am l?
-
Notify that geezer
about our conditions immediately.
-
Yes, sir.
-
We don't have much time.
-
Logar, be careful with that shot.
-
Am l being a handful?
-
Ceku, l can't believe it's you!
-
Your prediction came true,
l'm getting married.
-
What?
-
With whom?
-
Everything's messed up. A fireball
is approaching Gora, 216.
-
This could be our last meeting.
-
My father made a deal with
Logar, if he can stop the fireball...
-
...l'll have to marry him.
Either way l'm dead.
-
Don't talk nonsense!
-
-l miss you, 216.
-Me too.
-
Visiting hours are over.
-
Please, don't be sad.
-
Don't forget me, 216.
-
Maybe he can't stop it.
-
''Maybe he can't stop it''?!
-
Turn that off. What's this crap?
-
Come on, brother.
-
-The guys are watching...
-Don't you feel no shame at all?
-
Arif, Bob, you're all gonna die.
-
We're not living anyway.
What happened?
-
Turn on the TV. A big fireball
is approaching Gora..
-
The planet could go up in smoke
in one hour.
-
-Let it burn. lt's the Gorans' concern.
-We are on Gora, dude.
-
Yeah, right. Let's see what it is.
-
The approaching fireball
is 10.000 vedon in diameter...
-
...and can wipe Gora off
the celestial map.
-
The Goran Administrative Council stated
that the manual of the sacred stones...
-
...is missing and therefore
Commander Logar's...
-
...destruction system
will be used.
-
This is The Fifth Element....
-
Since the meteor shower
4000 years ago...
-
This is The Fifth Element.
Bruce Willis' movie.
-
There's this fireball
and he places the sacred stones...
-
That's it. Bruce Willis,
that short, bald fella...
-
The leaders of Gora and Commander
Logar are in the Sacred Chamber.
-
Dear Gorans!
l'm Commander Logar!
-
l'm always ready to sacrify my life
for Gora!
-
Due to a big misfortune
we can't use the sacred stones...
-
...but with this hyper optic vascular
freezer that my engineers prepared...
-
...l will save you
from this disaster...
-
Bullshit. First of all
there's no such gadget...
-
He just needs
to put the stones in their places.
-
Shut up Arif.
-
Hyper optic vascular freezer!
-
What?
-
We are all very tense
and sad.
-
Now l'll stop this damned fireball
and invite you all to my wedding.
-
-Watch out for your heads.
-He's just boasting.
-
For Gora!
-
Just shake it a little bit.
-
Logar, are you playing with us?
-
l'm doing the best l can, sir.
-
-Did you play with its batteries?
-Maybe it was left turned on?
-
Come on, come on.
-
He's not going to stop it.
Robot, l have an idea.
-
Can you take me there?
-
-Try the ventilation.
-l won't fall for that again!
-
Sacred Chamber.
Come with me.
-
Don't panic, don't panic.
-
Shame on you!
-
-Perhaps a part fell off?
-Which one?
-
lf we turn it off and on again
it could get charged.
-
The fireball is coming, man!
-
So what?
Did my father send it?
-
-Take off your glasses.
-Here. So what?
-
-Commander Logar.
-Yes, dear.
-
-An object is approaching, sir.
-Who are you?
-
Get out! Out! Please, go!
-
Get out of my way, shorty!
-
Greetings, chiefs!
-
Who the hell are you?
Get him!
-
Logar!
-
Shut up, blockhead.
We know what you are.
-
Do you want to
save your planet?
-
Who are you?
-
Whoopy Who.
What difference does that make?
-
Bring the sacred stones. l know
how to get rid of the fireball.
-
Are you an oracle?
-
What oracle, man... Captain,
tell that schmuck to shut up.
-
lf he had some brain...
-
...he'd understood that those
stones symbolize the 4 elements.
-
-Symbolize?
-Yeah, sure.
-
The 4 elements of nature.
Fire, water, earth, wood.
-
Wood?
-
Why, are you offended?
-
4 elements of nature...
-
Fire, earth and water is easy...
Just get me some wood.
-
Wasn't it air?
-
l said elements of nature.
-
He could be right, sir.
-
This is a prisoner from Earth...
-
Are you going to
trust him with Gora's future?
-
No, he'll trust you. Folks,
don't piss me off, bring the stones.
-
Are you sure you can stop it?
-
Never mind that.
l have a condition.
-
After l save the planet
you'll release me and my friends.
-
Deal!
Bring in the stones.
-
You brought this guy to Gora, right?
-
Forget it, may be
he can't stop it.
-
''Can't stop it''?
What did l just say?
-
We're done for.
-
Yes, 4 elements of nature.
-
10 minutes to impact.
-
Don't tense me out here...!
-
4 elements of nature...
-
Fire, water, earth, wood.
Now get me some wood.
-
Would this do the job?
-
Here we go.
Our first element.
-
Wood.
-
No, earth.
-
Our second element, wood.
-
Nope. Fire. Just a sec.
-
And our 3. element... Wood.
-
Listen, are you sure it's not air?
-
No, water. Just a minute!
-
He spat on the sacred stone!
-
What was l supposed to do,
dig for water?
-
And our last element... wood!
-
No... lt's air.
Someone said just air!
-
lt's not wood.
Don't make up elements.
-
Air.
-
Well, we've learned and saw
many elements.
-
Now, the trickiest part. You'll
have do find me a girl.
-
l'll kiss her in the middle of
4 elements and the fireball will stop.
-
For example this girl.
-
What the hell
are you saying, you moron?
-
The girl will come here!
Otherwise l'll turn off the elements!
-
Father!
-
Superior Tocha,
l won't allow this.
-
What's going through your mind Logar,
shall we all die?
-
Folks, the fireball!
-
Let her do it.
We'll take care of him later.
-
Come on or l'll turn it off.
-
Your name?
-
Ceku.
-
l'm Arif. Are you from around here?
-
Yes.
-
Are you in school? Which year?
-
Your dress is beautiful,
are you princess?
-
Sort of.
-
l have to kiss you.
-
l know.
-
Shall l?
-
One minute to impact.
-
Just a minute. Actually...
-
Kissing a stranger,
l don't know but maybe...
-
lt's strange but
you know, the fireball...
-
Do you love your planet?
-
Yes.
-
l love my planet too.
l love it very much but...
-
10... 9... 8...
-
7... 6... 5...
-
4... 3... 2... 1...
-
Enough of this nonsense!
Plackumates, arrest him.
-
What for?
l saved the planet.
-
Don't believe this trash!
-
You think you're smart,
don't you earthling?
-
You want to take over Gora.
-
Didn't we have a deal?
-
This fool has cast dust in your eyes.
l have to consider Gora's security.
-
l'll take interrogate later.
Take him away!
-
Some ailen you are.
You're breaking our bargain.
-
Now that we got rid of the fireball
sent by that stupid Earthling...
-
...l'd like to invite you all to my
wedding. He didn't hurt you, did he?
-
Forget about the deal.
There will be no wedding.
-
Really?
-
Then l will put these photos
all around Gora City.
-
Please, don't exaggerate.
-
Bravo, Arif! You saved us all.
-
Yeah, sure. You saw
how l was treated.
-
That was an awesome kiss
with the girl.
-
Drop it Japanese.
Don't get on my nerves...
-
l'm so sorry Arif.
lf l had known they would do this...
-
-Where have you been?
-Ventilation.
-
You, Robot, except you
all of these guys are useless.
-
You, and the girl.
Forget the rest.
-
-Did you see how she looked at you?
-No. How did she look?
-
We've seen it all on TV,
she was really checking you out.
-
Shame on you. You should have zapped
when you saw us kissing.
-
Give me a smoke.
-
Are they marrying that girl
to that pinhead?
-
She doesn't want to.
-
Well, how could she?
This is weird.
-
That girl is alien
and that pimp too.
-
Then they say that
aliens are evil. She's like an angel.
-
You know the line,
an alien says...
-
...''Hi Earthling, we are friends.''
lf that girl said this, it would be OK.
-
But that fag... Look how
he makes me curse like sailor.
-
l shouted there. l was the one
who placed the stones...
-
...but he puts on airs
as if he is the commander.
-
He is commander!
-
Could be, but first he needs to
be human. What's with those airs...
-
And he says ''Take him away.''
l'm going to take him out for sure.
-
No, pal... This is not alienity.
lt should come from inside.
-
The other guy is an animal.
The girl is like an angel.
-
Was this no goal either?
-
Did l miss again?
-
Was this no goal too?
-
-Was this no goal?
-lt was!
-
l entrust myself to your
justice and humanity, your Honor.
-
Ceku, my child.
-
l'm in love, mom.
-
With the earthling?
-
Was it that obvious?
-
Just like me.
-
Look, mom. Arif is mine...
l fell in love with him first.
-
l'm not talking about Arif, Ceku.
-
l happened to fall in love
with a non-Goran too.
-
You loved someone
from another planet?
-
Yes. l was even sure
that he was madly in love with me.
-
l don't know how to put this.
-
-Your father is not Tocha.
-What?
-
Tocha is not your real father.
Your father was very different.
-
He stood out from the rest.
-
Papa!
-
lt's not me. Your father
is an earthling, Ceku.
-
What?
-
Rendroy is the only one
who knows our secret.
-
Your father has been a fugitive
outside Gora for years.
-
He always wanted to take us
to Earth... but in vain.
-
Tell me where my father is.
-
ln Negney. What are you doing?
-
l'm going to my father.
-
l would rather return to Earth with
my dad, than marry that lowlife Logar.
-
Negney is outside
Gora's defensive shield.
-
Ceku, you can't go alone.
-
Then you will help me, Rendroy.
-
Such a girl and when you
look at her from a distance...
-
...she's too tolerant to be an alien.
For instance, we kissed.
-
-She didn't do anything...
- She was saving her planet, man.
-
There was an
electricity between us!
-
Something happened.
Would she have kissed you?
-
Of course.
-
Get out of here. l wouldn't kiss you
even if the Earth was in flames.
-
What, are you pissed off?
-
Arif lţýk, Arif lţýk,
You have a visitor.
-
The girl is here!
l swear this is the girl.
-
How do l look?
-
Alright, stand up straight!
-
Oh boy, l'm shaking.
Give me that rose. l'm off.
-
Hi!
-
Was it you, creature? What evil
are you planning for me this time?
-
First of all l'd like to
apologize as a Goran.
-
What's up?
-
Don't think l approve of
Logar's attitude.
-
You are a big hero, Arif.
-
Take this pass-card,
it will get you out of here.
-
lf this is another trick
l won't forgive you.
-
Don't be ridiculous...
We don't have time...
-
This card will take you
to the waste disposal unit.
-
You have to flee before
Logar takes care of you.
-
Ceku, will wait for you outside. Take
care of her, don't leave her alone.
-
Creature, you are the only
human among them.
-
You are a decent lad, thanks.
l have a question...
-
-What happened to your face?
-What's with my face?
-
That's what l'm asking.
-
My goodness,
there's something with it.
-
Anyway, take care.
-
Bye.
-
This dog will get
no bread nor water.
-
lf Rendroy said this
you can trust him.
-
He's different from the rest,
indeed he's from Anarsha.
-
Arif, smarten up.
Which waste depot, which girl?
-
They are pulling your leg.
-
But he says that
Rendroy is from Anarsha.
-
The Anarshan never tell lies. And
they are the best at keeping secrets.
-
Move on, everything's fine.
Look, l have the pass-card...
-
l'm out of here.
Who ever wants, can come too.
-
l'm in.
-
l'll come with you to the exit.
Maybe l can be of help.
-
That's the spirit. Do your thing,
don't let the door zap us.
-
Come.
-
The guy's at the door. What now?
-
Distract him, l'll come from behind.
-
What kind of an idea is that?
-
Let's go!
-
-Hello there, sir.
-What are you doing here?
-
Come dear.
Hello, again.
-
Our friend is ill.
He has only 3 months to live.
-
We collect money for his operation
and we're selling these postcards.
-
Everyone, from the cook,
up to the Superior bought one..
-
-Pay whatever you like.
-What cards? Which superior?
-
This superior...
-
Bastard. He puts us through an
interrogation for a small donation.
-
Open up. Would you like postcards?
-
-Let's go!
- So long, l'm not coming.
-
Bob, be smart...
we can go back to Earth.
-
Do you really think that you can
get to Earth?
-
Don't be shy...listen to the man.
Flee at once and find me.
-
Who's that?
-
This is nothing alike
your science-fiction movies. Let's go.
-
He kept saying ''Come, come.''
His name is Garavel.
-
-Garavel?
-This is all in vain.
-
So, would he appear in
a corona of light if it were in vain?
-
We have to find the girl first.
-
There's a girl, too.
You're making this too complicated.
-
Don't complain about everything.
You're spoiling the adventure.
-
-l don't like adventures.
-So, you don't like adventures?
-
Let me give you
a brief insight then.
-
You're writing scripts
for adult movies.
-
You have a reggae bar in Kusadas.
You're in another galaxy, as prisoner.
-
You have robot friends.
-
You get little pills as food.
And, you don't like adventure?
-
Congratulations!
-
Why are you laughing?
-
Maybe he's programmed to laugh.
Give me 5. Let's go.
-
Come, this way.
-
Oh no. The other way.
-
So, you like adventure, huh?
-
Let's not argue, please.
l didn't go in because l got spooked.
-
216, Arif, l'm here.
-
''216 and Arif!''
l have only devorative purposes.
-
Ceku, my dearest!
-
How are you...
Thanks for rescuing me.
-
-We'll talk about that later, let's go.
-Let's go then, honey!
-
And l'm Bob Marley Faruk,
nice to meet you. For crying out loud.
-
We'll exit here. The atmosphere
could burn your lungs.
-
-Why should it?
-What do l know? Ask her.
-
Come on.
-
-What's going on?
-You're against everything!
-
You go ahead.
They may look at your...
-
Why do you say such things?
-
The atmosphere is beautiful.
-
-We made it!
-Yeah, right.
-
-l can almost see Taksim Square.
-Jeez!
-
There should be a bar around here.
-
Ceku, this is crazy.
-
Are we going to waste town?
-
We have to find Chungo.
-
Come and get it.
Quality on the cheap.
-
Hold on a little.
The signal is breaking up.
-
Hello, Muhittin. Yes, dear.
-
What? Hereke carpet. Say 5000 $.
-
lt cost us 3500, man...
ls he tourist?
-
Alright, sell it for 5000...
Yeah, sell it.
-
Just a call
from work.
-
-Arif, let's buy this one.
-Okay, take it.
-
-Changing room?
-At the back.
-
-He's happy.
-How much did you pay?
-
Not much.
-
Hey, buddy. l have very smooth
second hand lightsabers.
-
-Come on, beat it.
-Sorry Faruk, didn't recognize you.
-
-Who was that?
-l don't know him..
-
What's up Bob?
-
Oh, Bob, how are you pops?
-
Faruk,
are you staying for tonight girl?
-
She must have mixed me up.
-
-So you never went out, huh?
-Okay, just a couple of times.
-
How can we find him?
What was his name?
-
On Earth we would have
asked the barmen.
-
Shall l ask?
-
Don't even speak. They'll
tear you apart twice here.
-
There he is!
-
Garavel.
-
Who's Garavel?
-
-You told us to come, here we are.
-Who are you? Get lost.
-
-Aren't you Garavel?
-No. Beat it!
-
-Garavel? We're looking for Chungo.
-Who's looking for Chungo?
-
-Rendroy...We're heading for Negney.
-l'm Chungo. Are you Ceku?
-
How could l've known,
they all have hoods.
-
Let's get to business Chungo.
Rendroy sent us. We're off to Negney.
-
You said 2 people.
Are you 4 now?
-
4 people. 3 adults
and one robot
-
First the money.
-
Here you are.
-
That's dollars. lt's no good.
Buy yourself candy with it.
-
What else?
-
-Well, l have 20 million Turkish Lira.
-Turkish money is fine.
-
-l don't trust this guy.
-These? These are junk, man.
-
-Pal, is their nitrogen tank full?
-Nitrogen, my ass. Come.
-
What nitrogen?
-
l'm using technical words so
he doesn't think we're gullible.
-
216, ride with me.
-
l can't ride with you.
You drive like crazy. Arif
-
Bob, did you ever use one of these?
-
l used to drive a taxi in lstanbul.
-
Well, take it easy!
-
We made it guys!
-
Sit down!
-
Arif, listen to that fellow.
Robot says he's hungry.
-
You are some fox.
-
We'll stop by the Churo trees.
-
Commander Logar,
the Plackumates are ready.
-
Bring them on...
-
-So this is the summer outfit?
-Yes, Sir.
-
Nice. Turn around. Attention... March!
-
Bataillon, stop!
-
lsn't this too flashy, Kuna?
-
-l think it's perfect for the summer.
-Alright.
-
-Commander Logar.
-Yes, dear?
-
3 prisoners escaped, sir.
-
Excuse me?
-
Colonel Zoran gave fugitive alert.
-
Earthling Arif, 216
and one from the staff broke out.
-
What are you talking about?
-
Not me, she gave the report.
-
Logar, where's my daughter?
-
What do you mean, Sir?
-
Ceku is missing!
-
-Kuna!
-Logar!
-
Give me that.
-
Clear the way.
-
You're going to burn,
you're going to die!
-
-Are you an oracle?
-Don't cause tension!
-
Buddy, l've got very nice
second hand lightsabers.
-
-Who am l?
-Commander Logar.
-
-Repeat.
-Commander Logar.
-
Have you seen them around here?
-
Just like this?
-
Commander Logar.
-
Look here, Earth money.
Where did you find this? Speak.
-
-Alright, stop. l'll tell everything.
-Shut up dog! Don't answer back.
-
What have you done?
-
Don't know. When things got tense
l got carried away a little.
-
-Take off your glasses.
-Yeah, so what? l lost my temper.
-
-Commander Logar.
-Yes, dear?
-
-An object is approaching, Sir.
-Who are you?
-
Get out! Out! Out.
-
Shoot everything that moves.
Burn this place down.
-
Burn it!
-
-Ceku, are you cold?
-A little.
-
lf you're cold l could
set this whole place on fire.
-
Oh, Arif!
-
Robot, you don't know
what you're missing.
-
That's some great garlic sausages.
-
Look at the fruits of that tree.
Sausages.
-
We're out in space. Did nothing
else startle you?
-
Bob, what's inside that?
-
Just plain meat.
lt sure is hot.
-
Yuck! You're eating meat?
-
l'm going to ask you something.
Where are we going now?
-
Bit by bit to Earth?
-
Ceku, shall l tell them?
-
Buddies, we will first find
Ceku's father.
-
Ceku's father is a fugitive from Earth
who lives in Negney. Are you surprised?
-
Was Superior Tocha
not you real father?
-
My mother Mulu told me everything.
-
We'll find my father and flee from
this damned place. Are you with me?
-
l'm in.
-
Oh my dearest.
How much you suffer.
-
We have to find that beaming guy.
He'll settle everything.
-
We'll find him. We'll find
Ceku's father too.
-
You saved us from that prison, we'll
even find your primary school teacher.
-
l foretold you that
someone would help you out.
-
-lt turned out to be true. Arif
-Bravo, Arif.
-
Who says there's no life
in space? Here!
-
Yeah, hit on her.
-
Can't l have a little romance here?
Take this. l'll take a leak.
-
There are no creatures
around here, right?
-
During introduction,
you ask for their sign.
-
Mine is Taurus. Or who's
your favourite philosopher?
-
Socrates. These kind of things. l could
have done this but l don't favor it.
-
So strange.
You're in a different galaxy.
-
On a total foreign planet but you
don't seem to mind it.
-
That's philosophy. l'm in tourism, so
we work with foreigners all the time.
-
l know foreign languages,
so l can socialize.
-
lf l stayed here for 3 month
l could learn...
-
-Do you know English?
-English? No.
-
English is a must.
How come you don't know?
-
English, let me give you an example.
l love you is English.
-
l love you. Don't get me wrong,
it's an example.
-
lt means l love you. l means l...
love means you...
-
... and love means you.
But it's not that simple.
-
There are different
conjugations in English.
-
So it's complicated.
-
Are you going back to Earth
when you find your dad?
-
l don't know. Can l
adapt to Earth?
-
Earth should adapt to you.
-
What's Earth,
just a planet.
-
-Does it have satellites?
-Satellite?
-
The Earth. Yes, it has one.
-
lt's very beautiful, moonlight.
Romantic. You take your drink.
-
-So, Earth is beautiful.
-lt is.
-
-What about the Earthman?
-This is the difficult part.
-
But you'll tell the truth.
-
Well, should l speak about myself
or about men from Earth?
-
Do Earthmen differ that much?
-
There's at least 5000
different type of people.
-
The Brad Pitt type,
you know, baby face.
-
And there are those like me, who are
appealing to women.
-
l'm different, really.
For a regular guy...
-
...sex comes in first place,
for me second, even third.
-
Really?
-
l don't know.
Maybe it's just me, l don't know.
-
-You're so sweet.
-You too.
-
Now stop.
l don't want to brag.
-
What about love? Do men
fall in love on Earth?
-
-They are loyal to their love.
-Do you have a lover?
-
No, not on Earth.
Nor on another planet.
-
l'm in love with you Arif.
-
l have feeling towards you too.
But let's first get to Earth.
-
lt's not just me. There are
1000 different type of people.
-
Have a look.
-
-No, we had garlic sausages.
-What's that got to do with it?
-
On Earth, when you eat
sausage you don't kiss...
-
Pardon.
-
Bob, can you come here a second?
-
Over here. Can you come
here for a second?
-
-Bob, what do you think you're doing?
-What's going on?
-
You didn't let me
enjoy a little romance.
-
-What did l do?
-Didn't you let one rip?
-
-Who, me?
-No, me.
-
-There was only two of us.
-There's the girl and the robot.
-
-Did the girl fart then?
-Maybe it was the robot.
-
-Bob, you're going to far.
-Maybe he's programmed to fart.
-
He brags that he's a fine robot.
lt must have been him.
-
We're on another planet and
besides, you're peeing on my foot..
-
Plackumates!
Arif, Bob! Run.
-
Run!
-
They're shooting at us!
-
Arif!
-
Run towards the trees.
-
Where's Ceku? Where is she?
-
To the waterfall!
-
-Where?
-Waterfall!
-
Let me go!
-
Our defiant girl is back.
Who was rough to you.
-
Where are her accessories?
-
They were killed in the Churo forest.
-
What a lovely place to die.
-
Ceku, Ceku.
-
You're a dog!
-
You ate sausages.
-
Ceku, my daughter.
-
Mom, get me out of here.
-
Mulu, is the wedding dress ready?
You see, we're running out of time.
-
Your daughter used her adventure
bonus, l don't want any more games.
-
Don't look like that.
-
lf l hadn't farted
we all would be dead by now.
-
We have to find Garavel.
-
Would it be ok if he found you?
-
Hold on! You think everyone
with a hood is Garavel.
-
Will you allow me to make a test?
-
Damn...!
-
That's him! We're saved.
-
-Give me 5.
-We're saved!
-
My real name is Hursit
but they call me Garavel here.
-
He's a robot,
he doesn't drink. Thanks.
-
-A 211?
-Oh no, 216
-
Good upgrade.
-
Thanks.
-
-How long have you been here?
-lt's been 24 years.
-
You must have had a hard life.
-
Pardon!
-
Drink your tea and rest.
We have plenty to do.
-
l have to touch and sniff you
so that l can recognize you.
-
This guy's a serious case.
-
-Why sniffing?
-l'm blind.
-
But a big trauma would
open your eyes, wouldn't it?
-
What kind of a bullshit is that?
-
You are very different from your movies.
ln Turkish movies it went like that.
-
10 years ago l lost my eyes
during an acid rain.
-
Now knock it off
and let me sniff you!
-
You, come over here!
-
-Your name?
-Faruk, Bob Marley Faruk
-
Okay, go. Now you!
-
216. Go!
-
-Do l smell too?
-l can smell everything. You!
-
Arif lţýk, all kinds of
carpet, kilim, travel.
-
We've come a long way.
Don't let the smell mislead you.
-
Ok, l got what l wanted.
-
Now watch me.
-
Bob, you're there.
Arif, there. 216, there.
-
-Correct?
-Yes, Master! Bravo!
-
-Can we talk for a sec?
-What?
-
Mr Garavel, how long
have you been living here?
-
This guy's a nutcase.
-
And he's not blind at all,
he can definitely see.
-
Come on. Let go, for God's sake.
-
Ceku's picture. You're Ceku's
father. We found you.
-
Give me that.
-
Yes, this is Ceku.
-
But l'm not Ceku's father.
-
Guys, please. l hope
l don't end up being her father...
-
Tell us who Ceku's father is.
-
Ceku's father is...
-
...Colonel Pilot Rýza Küçükdurmaz.
He's Ceku's father...
-
ln 1979 we were together during a
reconnaissance flight.
-
We disappeared in a light beam
and came here.
-
Rýza was rebellious and tempered.
He always had and escape plan.
-
-Just like l would do.
-My circuits are running wild.
-
He always wanted to take his daughter
to Earth. Being a fugitive is hard.
-
We managed to build a ship
but Riza was at the end of his days.
-
-Don't tell me he's dead.
-He's dead man. Dead as meat.
-
My condolences.
-
lt was 2 years ago.
First l didn't know what to do.
-
l sent out signals to
Gora prisoner ships.
-
Many times...Then l found you,
thanks to your mobile...
-
-You were talking to someone.
-Muhittin.
-
Whoever! l needed someone
who wanted to return to Earth.
-
Finally l got your signal
and contacted you.
-
That's why you called me
'chosen one'.
-
Whatever!
l gave my friend my word.
-
Do you understand what this means?
l gave him my word!
-
Alright, l get it.
-
lt's too late for me.
-
l won't make it.
-
Would you take Ceku to Earth?
-
Sure, man. l would go with her
to hell and back.
-
You didn't disappoint me Arif. How
about supper before we start training?
-
We have raki too.
-
l could drink a big bottle.
-
Cut it out, he's blind.
-
lf you don't settle for less,
you won't get more.
-
Did you pick this
by sniffing?
-
-Why, is it bad?
-Nope, but...
-
Let me share it.
-
-Amazing.
-Yeah!
-
Bravo, Master.
-
Technique. Ambition.
Will power. Concentration.
-
This is technique, did you see that?
-
Robot...could you pass me that salt.
-
l have it.
Speed, balance, timing.
-
Cheers.
-
l'm here!
-
Yeah... but why?
-
Here we go!
-
l'm rebellious!
-
How do l get here in seconds?
-
Knowledge, experience.
Discipline.
-
-Arif, he's insane.
-Never mind. Bottoms up!
-
Determination.
Desire. Ability.
-
Thanks for the food.
Now excuse me.
-
-Eating less, improves intelligence.
-l don't eat at all.
-
Who the hell are you?
Yeah, the robot. Ok.
-
Now excuse me Mr Garavel.
Good night.
-
Did you see that?
They are afraid of me.
-
You stayed. Why?
Because you are the one!
-
-Red or blue?
-What ''red or blue''?
-
Don't try too fool me.
ls this not Matrix?
-
What mattress?
These are my blood pressure pills.
-
You're a strange guy Master Garavel.
How are we going to go back to Earth?
-
We'll take out what's in you
and then stick it back in.
-
What's with these
word play?
-
Arif, you're here.
-
Hey, a camera!
-
Just let me take a long shot,
as a memory.
-
l'll sniff it
and remember you.
-
l can only think of Ceku.
We're going to rescue her, right?
-
Don't worry,
we'll take care of it all.
-
Get some sleep now.
Tomorrow will be a hard day.
-
That camera came in handy.
l don't have a single picture in space.
-
-Where are you?
-Here, here.
-
Did you ever see Ceku
before today?
-
-No, l didn't.
-You didn't sniff her by chance?
-
-What's this crap?
-Fine then. This way.
-
l can't believe they're dead.
-
l can't believe they're dead.
-
Arif told me that he was
loyal to his love.
-
l know, he'll come
and rescue me.
-
Don't take it so hard
on yourself.
-
Sometimes we have to
accept our faith.
-
On Earth the brides say:
''l cry but go anyway.''
-
How true it is.
-
Don't be so disgusting, Logar.
-
l came for the wedding gown fitting.
What's disgusting about that?
-
-Why are you doing this?
-Cause l'm a psychopath.
-
Please don't, Commander Logar!
-
This is a joke knife. Look.
-
But l have a real one if you want.
Enough with games, put it on.
-
This is the ship that will
take you to Earth.
-
KA-FA 1500
-
Yes.
-
-The turbines are not original.
-Get a shot of me with the ship.
-
Master Garavel, are the papers
of the ship alright?
-
We have a long way ahead.
l wouldn't like any trouble.
-
Yes, everything's fine.
Did you ever fly a KA-FA 1500?
-
-To be honest... no.
-Come with me.
-
Look...how's that?
-
Nice...What is it?
-
l built it...an upload system.
Don't ask me how it works.
-
lt takes 6 hours to explain. With this
l can make you a real space fighter.
-
-Sit.
-You swear?
-
Let's see what we have.
-
KA-FA 1500...
-
Hold on... How about
a little action?
-
Let's load Kung-fu.
-
To me? Ok, do so.
What else do you have?
-
Aikido, karate, Jiu-Jitsu, Highschool
Physics, Tao Sex, Best of Journey.
-
Have you got a sampler?
-
-Sure.
-Give me the sampler.
-
Tie him up.
-
Man, this is a Commodore 64, right?
-
Bob, turn the camera off.
Don't waste the tape.
-
Get the helmet.
-
Good.
-
Good.
-
You won't feel any pain.
-
After the upload you'll be
a perfect warrior.
-
l've got nothing to do with war. Just
give me enough to rescue Ceku.
-
-Are you ready Arif?
-Yeah!
-
Here it comes!
-
Here it comes!
-
Ok, take it off.
-
The Force should be used
in the right place and time.
-
Don't forget, you should
never play with food.
-
l told you, it was a great upload.
His body has adapted to it.
-
Use your wrist.
-
Are you sure you're not
getting a free paint job here?
-
Don't forget, you can use
your powers for good as well.
-
How am l going to use
Karate for good?
-
l'm going to knock
the shit out of them.
-
Nonsense! These exercises
will be fruitful later on.
-
Master Garavel,
these fruits are not ripe.
-
Gather them. You were unripe too,
now you're ripe. Come on.
-
Just run in circles around me, man!
-
l'm doing that.
What else should l do?
-
Turn that off.
-
You are some pinhead.
-
When l bend back like this
run in a full circle around me.
-
l didn't understand that part
so l ran like this.
-
-A full circle. That's it.
-Bob holds it the wrong way.
-
-Turn it on again!
-What's going on here?
-
Stop playing!
We've got business!
-
Take your position!
-
Ready?
-
1, 2, 3!
-
Odd or even!
-
Even!
-
Go on!
-
-Did we guess right?
-Yes, you did.
-
Give me five, Bob!
-
-Don't be a spoilsport.
-Why, man?
-
Sit down.
-
Let's say, this is Ceku's room.
-
The nearest plackumat is at the
end of the corridor. What do we do?
-
A- Beat him up.
-
B- lgnore him.
-
C- We scram.
-
-Sir.
-Sir. Sir.
-
Yes, Faruk.
-
B- lgnore him.
-
A- We beat him up.
-
Bravo, Arif!
-
lf l had been uploaded that much
l would have known it too.
-
-You know the machine...
-Stop talking!
-
Robot, do you have the plans?
-
-Yes, sir
-Good.
-
When you arrive at Gora go directly
to her room. No adventures!
-
Would we get extra credit if we give
that pimp with the cap a good beating?
-
What extra credit?
-
Ok, you can leave now.
Arif, continue with your exercises.
-
-Let's go, Robot.
-Have a nice day, sir.
-
Bravo! Ceku will love
you much more like this.
-
l don't intend to boast.
As soon as we're back on Earth...
-
-...l'll get it all deleted.
-Do you think it will be easy?
-
-What?
-Rescuing Ceku from Gora.
-
Don't worry. Just give me
that goddamn tool.
-
Step aside!
-
Mr Garavel, Arif and
Bob are calling you.
-
-Alright.
-Good.
-
Dude, l can't move in these tights.
-
lt looks good on you. Your shoulders
are in the open. Leave it like this.
-
Master Garavel, how's this
outfit for the raid?
-
The outfit is very important
for a superhero, Arif.
-
-But this is a little...
-l think it's too sexy.
-
Sexy. Go, change.
-
How's this?
-
Well...
-
Nope. Next.
-
And this?
-
-The helmet doesn't look good.
-The helmet is no good they say. Next.
-
ls this too
gentlemanlike?
-
A little classic.
-
Too classic. Next.
-
Next!
-
Because of this?
-
How's this one?
-
Super.
-
Good.
-
Good.
-
Now go my boys!
Go and bring Ceku!
-
Thanks for everything Master Garavel.
We'll be here with Ceku in 12 minutes.
-
Good, you're quick. Have
a nice journey. Come back quick.
-
Let's go!
-
Good luck!
-
Bob, are you ready to shoot
the sci-fi of your life?
-
Start recording.
-
Let's go!
-
Bob, be careful with the camera.
Or else Mr Garavel will kill us!
-
Move on!
-
Let me shoot you.
-
This is great.
-
-You again?
-Oh my!
-
Why ''Oh my''?
ls this guy ''Oh my''?
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-Bravo Arif
-Ceku's room.
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Ventilation.
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Come on. Shoot everything.
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Great! This color really becomes you.
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l'll make you one too.
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Be careful! Are you going to
stitch it on me?
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Commander Logar, alarm in D corridor.
3 of our men are missing.
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Why do you bother me
with that, you idiot?
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l don't want to pay attention
to anything but my wedding suit.
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l said careful.
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Look Kuna, l don't want trouble
in the last minute. Soldier, get out!
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l said out! l'm sick, l'm psycho, ok?
Get out!
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Get out! Out!
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-Commander Logar.
-Yes, dear?
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An object is approaching, Sir.
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Out! Get out, all of you!
Get out!
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Come closer, come.
Sit down.
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Take off your glasses.
-
-What's your name?
-Tihulu.
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Why do you constantly say
''An object is approaching?''
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Are you an oracle?
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Why are you doing this?
-
Who are you?
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Let me have it. l want to
shoot a little too.
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Hold on. Something very
weird is going on here.
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What is it, man?
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Oh boy, Logar. You're
having a wedding, right?
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You'll get a perfect
wedding gift from me!
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l can't believe my eyes!
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l didn't know that
you were so nervous.
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l am.
You can ask Kuna.
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He is very nervous.
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-Commander Logar!
-Yes, dear?
-
Are you really going to
make me Patrol Chief?
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Yes. l'm going to make all of you.
-
What's going on there?
-
Bob, your film took a weird turn.
lt's not sci-fi anymore.
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Again 'oh my'!
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You, dude in black!
Come here.
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Come, keep coming like that!
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Did l use my fists
on the other one?
-
-Yes, your fists.
-Then you'll get a kick.
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-Arif, Ceku is not here!
-What do you mean?
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Oh, my carpet! Take it with you.
l've got nothing to give away.
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Oh, shit!
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Arif? Guys?
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Where's Ceku?
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-She thinks you're dead.
-l swear we're not.
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-They are in the ball room.
-l know the way.
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-Ventilation.
-Oh man, what a ventilation.
-
-This is the ballroom.
-Good.
-
The bride's relatives are here as well.
-
Are your power shields up?
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Beautiful.
Out, out, out!
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Dear Gorans...
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Commander Logar Trihis...
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...and his future wife
Ceku Lamtschina.
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Throw the bouquet.
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Dear Gorans. Commander Logar
will give us a little harp concert.
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Commander Logar Trihis!
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Make it big,
so that everyone can see.
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Arif, be careful!
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-My composition is called ''You're mine''.
-Applause!
-
-What was l going to play?
-''You're mine''.
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Applause!
-
Shall l do an encore?
Shall l?
-
Greetings! ls this dude
having his circumcision ceremony?
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-Arif!
-Ceku, honey.
-
Plackumates, arrest him!
-
OK. Excuse me, honey.
Come over!
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Come, come!
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Logar, you idiot!
l'm at the limit of heroism...
-
...that's possible
in these kind of movies.
-
Don't cause unnecessary trouble
and don't make me beat you.
-
l'll take Ceku and leave.
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You moron! How dare you
ruin my wedding?
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Don't enrage me, dude!
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Dear Gorans, l'll show you
his real face.
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Bob! 216!
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Bob, go forward, man! What's this?
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60 % of the Gorans are idiots.
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Tocha too. A little blackmail with
photomontage, and he obeyed.
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When l'm the Superior l'll get rid
of them all! The council too.
-
l sent a fireball
and they all chickened out.
-
-Did you send that fireball?
-No, my father.
-
This is montage!
-
Yeah, we saw you mounting.
-
Plackumates, arrest him!
-
We'll burn down the planet!
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You scum!
-
Thanks, pal.
-
Commander Logar, l'm detaining you
with charges of treason against Gora.
-
That's not detain,
it's entertain.
-
-Logar, what are you doing?
-What do you think?
-
-l always wanted to do this.
-Bravo, Bob!
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Get them out of here.
They'll stand trial.
-
You are a great man, Earthling.
-
You saved us again
from a big disaster.
-
On behalf of all Gorans
l'd like to thank you.
-
Don't mention it,
Superior Tocha.
-
We did learn a lot from you,
my friend!
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So did l.
-
l learnt to look at life
from a different angle.
-
l starved, was pushed
and held captive.
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But l didn't give up. l was
oppressed because l was from Earth.
-
l found struggle,
l found love, romance.
-
Look how similar we are and
how we all strive for love, right?
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Hollywood, this goes to you.
-
For decades you've
mispresented the aliens to us.
-
But don't forget, a human is a human
even if he's an alien.
-
-Mother Mulu, may l?
-Speak out Arif.
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Superior Tocha...
Ceku and l are in love.
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We will return to Earth and
build there a new world.
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A new world within that world.
-
As you wish.
-
Shall l get a ship prepared?
-
We have one, don't worry.
Bob, 216.
-
We'd like to give you the key to Gora.
-
-ls it made of gold?
-Yes.
-
-Stop!
-Who are you, basketball player?
-
-Give me that tape!
-Which tape, man?
-
Give it to me!
-
That tape is the only proof
of our space adventure.
-
-l have a family. Now, give it.
-What are you saying, fireball?
-
-Run, if you're smart.
-Let him go Arif. He's just a kid.
-
-Kid? He has a beard,
-Our love is proof enough.
-
My love!
-
When you pass the heat
during atmosphere entry...
-
...everything is okay.
-
-l put the carpet into the ship.
-Great. Thanks!
-
Guys, the ship is only for two.
So, excuse us, ok?
-
Tocha is our friend now. We can come
and go whenever we want.
-
Respect! You're
just as cool as Bob Marley.
-
Don't worry. You won't regret it.
-
Here, this is for you.
-
What's this?
-
Your dad's belongings.
-
Thank you, Gravel.
-
You can't find this kind of friendship
even on Earth. Robot.
-
-Arif, l'll never forget you.
-You are really a robot man!
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Master Garavel!
-
Give us your blessing.
You've helped us a lot.
-
You have my blessing!
-
-No way!
-Bravo!
-
lt's education, pops.
-
-What's this?
-A camera. Does it have film?
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l don't know.
-
There is. Go over there.
-
We're very lucky!
-
Say cheese!
-
No, this is no good either.
lt is fake.
-
-Hake?
-Fake. lt's phony.
-
l'd like to ask a question.
-
You either don't take this serious
or you're playing with me.
-
This space thing
is nothing like this.
-
Cut the crap, look.
-
This is me, this is Ceku,
this 216, the robot. Look!
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This is Bob Marley Faruk
and this is Master Garavel.
-
This photo was taken on Gora.
-
500.000$ minimum. 500.000$,
here you see the ship.
-
KA-FA 1500. Don't tell me
about the ship l came back with.
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With the Goran girl!
-
Goran?
-
Nutcase!
-
Asým, l want a lemonade
and two Goran toast.
-
Do you want something, buddy?
-
You'll never understand this.
-
l'm not touching you this time.
-
Pearls before swine.
-
-What happened?
-They moved.
-
-Who?
-My 'hala'.
-
l wanted you to meet them
while you were here.
-
-What's 'hala'?
-Hala and her family, relatives.
-
Hala means the sister of the father.
l'll teach you all these.
-
Teyze is the sister of the mother.
Görümce, elti... Something like Rendroy.
-
What's wrong?
-
Arif, do you think
that l can adapt to the Earth?
-
Of course. Just get over with this
galactic tension.
-
lt's only a planet.
Adapt to it!
-
-Shall l go with light speed?
-Yeah, sure.
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Oh boy!
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