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"Can you, like, run down to the kitchen in your
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underpants in the middle of the night if you're
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hungry?" - "I mean, I could... but I don't." - "You
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don't." - "No." - "Is there someone in the kitchen at
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all times, like if you wanted a sandwich in the night,
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would you have to wake someone up?" - "Yeah,
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but I wouldn't wake somebody up to have a
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sandwich." - "You're allowed to go into the
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refridgerator on your own?" - "I am! I am, there's
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a refridgerator and there's silverware..." - "When
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was the last time you actually cooked?" - "Um,
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now, it's been a while since I cooked." - "It has
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been a while." - "It has been a while, I won't lie
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about that." - "Do you ever drive?" - "I cannot drive.
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I mean I... I'm able to drive, actually I -" - "Is this
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because you don't have a birth certificate?" -
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"Exactly. I um... In Kenia we drive on the other
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side. Actually the last time I drove, a former staffer
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came by and he comes through the saddle-on and
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he's got one of these new electric cars, at the time
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they were." - "Yeah." - "And he's very excited about
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it so I said 'Well, let's try it out!'. So I just grab his
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keys and we just go out, it's parked right in front
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and I just start circling the saddle-on and the secret
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service, they're 'No matter what you do, do not let
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him out.' and they were pretty upset. So..." - "They
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call you renegade, right?" - "Yeah." - "Because
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you're touring around in an electric car topping
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speeds of 30 m/h." - "I think we had 35." - "If you
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have to go to the dentist's, do you go to the
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dentist's or..." - "No, the dentist comes to me." -
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"Dentist comes to you. Do you have the chair and
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the tools...?" - "You have the whole chair,
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everything is all there set up." - "Everything is
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there?!" - "Yeah, in the basement. I didn't know! I
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showed up, I said 'You know, I think I've got a cap
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that's loose' and 'Sir, here we are!' " - "Do you reset
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the clocks with daylight saving time?" - "No!" - "It
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happens." - "Somebody else does that for me." -
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"Somebody does that for you. Will you get rid of
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daylight saving time? Or at least... get rid of the
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part where we have to wake up earlier, you can
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leave the other one!" - "Well, you see, there's a
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California thing 'cause you are always getting sun.
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In the east coast, you don't mind losing that hour
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because that's a signal that spring is
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coming." - "We only care about ourselves." -
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"Yeah." - "I am Jimmy Kimmel. Are you sad that the
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