"Can you, like, run down to the kitchen in your
underpants in the middle of the night if you're
hungry?" - "I mean, I could... but I don't." - "You
don't." - "No." - "Is there someone in the kitchen at
all times, like if you wanted a sandwich in the night,
would you have to wake someone up?" - "Yeah,
but I wouldn't wake somebody up to have a
sandwich." - "You're allowed to go into the
refridgerator on your own?" - "I am! I am, there's
a refridgerator and there's silverware..." - "When
was the last time you actually cooked?" - "Um,
now, it's been a while since I cooked." - "It has
been a while." - "It has been a while, I won't lie
about that." - "Do you ever drive?" - "I cannot drive.
I mean I... I'm able to drive, actually I -" - "Is this
because you don't have a birth certificate?" -
"Exactly. I um... In Kenia we drive on the other
side. Actually the last time I drove, a former staffer
came by and he comes through the saddle-on and
he's got one of these new electric cars, at the time
they were." - "Yeah." - "And he's very excited about
it so I said 'Well, let's try it out!'. So I just grab his
keys and we just go out, it's parked right in front
and I just start circling the saddle-on and the secret
service, they're 'No matter what you do, do not let
him out.' and they were pretty upset. So..." - "They
call you renegade, right?" - "Yeah." - "Because
you're touring around in an electric car topping
speeds of 30 m/h." - "I think we had 35." - "If you
have to go to the dentist's, do you go to the
dentist's or..." - "No, the dentist comes to me." -
"Dentist comes to you. Do you have the chair and
the tools...?" - "You have the whole chair,
everything is all there set up." - "Everything is
there?!" - "Yeah, in the basement. I didn't know! I
showed up, I said 'You know, I think I've got a cap
that's loose' and 'Sir, here we are!' " - "Do you reset
the clocks with daylight saving time?" - "No!" - "It
happens." - "Somebody else does that for me." -
"Somebody does that for you. Will you get rid of
daylight saving time? Or at least... get rid of the
part where we have to wake up earlier, you can
leave the other one!" - "Well, you see, there's a
California thing 'cause you are always getting sun.
In the east coast, you don't mind losing that hour
because that's a signal that spring is
coming." - "We only care about ourselves." -
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