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Annoying Orange - Ask Orange #5: Once in a Blew Moon!

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    -Hey-hey, fruit lovers!
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    Guess who's back to answer all your questions.
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    I'll give you a hint: it's me!
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    Now let's do this thing.
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    -(announcer) "What happened
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    to the 50 Caliber Kitchen Cannon?"
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    -Hmm. It's funny you should mention that.
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    -[groans] This can't be good.
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    -(announcer) "Will you destroy the moon?"
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    -Nah, we can't do that.
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    We already blew up the moon once.
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    -Wait, Orange. But now it's a New Moon.
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    [dramatic music playing]
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    -Wah-ah! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!
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    [firing and explosions]
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    [boom!]
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    -(announcer) It's time for Ask Orange!
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    "What do you think is the cutest animal?"
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    -I would say... alligator.
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    -What are you talking about? Alligators aren't cute.
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    -No. Alligator.
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    -What?
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    Aah--
    [crunch!]
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    -(announcer) "Hey, Orange! What's your best joke?"
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    -A joke? What's a joke?
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    -(announcer) "What's your favorite sport?"
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    -Let's see. That would have to be...
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    motorboating! [fluttering lips]
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    -(announcer) "What's it like being an orange?"
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    -Well, I guess you could say being an orange is...
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    very "ap-peel-ing."
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    [Won't Get Fooled Again plays]
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    -(announcer) "Hey, are we cool?"
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    -Well, I guess you could say that we're cool...
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    Cool as ice.
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    [Won't Get Fooled Again plays]
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    -(announcer) "Why are you so annoying?"
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    -Well, I guess you could say that...
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    -Okay, enough already!
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    -Aah!
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    Aw, I dropped my glasses.
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    -Glasses? Looks like you two are making...
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    a "spectacle" of yourselves.
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    -[laughs]
    -Son of a...
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    [Won't Get Fooled Again plays]
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    -(announcer) "What happened to my lunch?
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    I bet Squash can answer this."
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    -Hey yo, buddy! I'm over here--
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    [squash!]
    -Eww!
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    -(announcer) "What's your favorite video
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    you've made so far?"
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    -Ooh, that's a tough one.
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    I guess if I had to make a flash decision, I'd say...
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    ZOOM!
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    [liquid spraying]
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    -Hey!
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    -Watch out! This is extreeeme!
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    -I don't want your backwash. [spits] Ugh...
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    -(announcer) "Can I axe you a question?"
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    -Nope, but Apple can.
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    -What now?
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    Aah--
    [slice!]
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    -(announcer) "I have a question for Marshmallow.
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    I love unicorns! Yay!"
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    -Wait, that's not a question.
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    -Yay! I love unicorns, too!
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    -That's not a question, either.
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    -I also love kittens and puppies and clowns
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    and balloons and kitten balloons and puppy balloons
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    and puppy-puppy-puppy balloons...
    -[groans]
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    -(announcer) "Say hi to Skyler!"
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    -Hi, Skyler!
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    -(announcer) "I just ate an entire midget apple.
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    It was a little snack!"
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    -[laughing annoyingly]
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    -[groans] It's not THAT funny.
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    -(announcer) "What happened to Dog Biscuit?"
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    -Last I heard, he was trying to get his driver's license,
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    but he's having trouble trying to parallel "bark."
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    [laughs] Get it?
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    [crickets chirp]
    Parallel bark? [laughs]
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    -(announcer) "Are you still going to make YouTube videos
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    while you do your TV show?"
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    -Absolutely! Don't worry, everybody.
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    We're not giving up YouTube
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    just because we're on the boob tube.
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    We'll still be here every week kicking it old school.
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    Ain't that right, Grandpa Lemon?
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    -Word to your mother, and that word is...
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    -Cheese!
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    [Orange screams, crashing, explosion]
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    -Hey-hey, thanks for watching my brand-new episode!
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    Make sure to spit some seeds at that "like" button.
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    And also, leave me questions for the next Ask Orange.
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    Oh, and also, make sure to click the link below
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    if you want to see a clip
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    from my new Monday episode of my TV show!
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    It's on Cartoon Network at 8:30/7:30 central!
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    Watch it! Watch it! Watch it now! [laughs]
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Title:
Annoying Orange - Ask Orange #5: Once in a Blew Moon!
Description:

Orange answers all of your most pressing fruit related questions.

Watch the Annoying Orange TV show on Cartoon Network, Mondays at 8:30/7:30c!!!
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:01
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