-Hey-hey, fruit lovers!
Guess who's back to answer all your questions.
I'll give you a hint: it's me!
Now let's do this thing.
-(announcer) "What happened
to the 50 Caliber Kitchen Cannon?"
-Hmm. It's funny you should mention that.
-[groans] This can't be good.
-(announcer) "Will you destroy the moon?"
-Nah, we can't do that.
We already blew up the moon once.
-Wait, Orange. But now it's a New Moon.
[dramatic music playing]
-Wah-ah! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!
[firing and explosions]
[boom!]
-(announcer) It's time for Ask Orange!
"What do you think is the cutest animal?"
-I would say... alligator.
-What are you talking about? Alligators aren't cute.
-No. Alligator.
-What?
Aah-- [crunch!]
-(announcer) "Hey, Orange! What's your best joke?"
-A joke? What's a joke?
-(announcer) "What's your favorite sport?"
-Let's see. That would have to be...
motorboating! [fluttering lips]
-(announcer) "What's it like being an orange?"
-Well, I guess you could say being an orange is...
very "ap-peel-ing."
[Won't Get Fooled Again plays]
-(announcer) "Hey, are we cool?"
-Well, I guess you could say that we're cool...
Cool as ice.
[Won't Get Fooled Again plays]
-(announcer) "Why are you so annoying?"
-Well, I guess you could say that...
-Okay, enough already!
-Aah!
Aw, I dropped my glasses.
-Glasses? Looks like you two are making...
a "spectacle" of yourselves.
-[laughs] -Son of a...
[Won't Get Fooled Again plays]
-(announcer) "What happened to my lunch?
I bet Squash can answer this."
-Hey yo, buddy! I'm over here--
[squash!] -Eww!
-(announcer) "What's your favorite video
you've made so far?"
-Ooh, that's a tough one.
I guess if I had to make a flash decision, I'd say...
ZOOM!
[liquid spraying]
-Hey!
-Watch out! This is extreeeme!
-I don't want your backwash. [spits] Ugh...
-(announcer) "Can I axe you a question?"
-Nope, but Apple can.
-What now?
Aah-- [slice!]
-(announcer) "I have a question for Marshmallow.
I love unicorns! Yay!"
-Wait, that's not a question.
-Yay! I love unicorns, too!
-That's not a question, either.
-I also love kittens and puppies and clowns
and balloons and kitten balloons and puppy balloons
and puppy-puppy-puppy balloons... -[groans]
-(announcer) "Say hi to Skyler!"
-Hi, Skyler!
-(announcer) "I just ate an entire midget apple.
It was a little snack!"
-[laughing annoyingly]
-[groans] It's not THAT funny.
-(announcer) "What happened to Dog Biscuit?"
-Last I heard, he was trying to get his driver's license,
but he's having trouble trying to parallel "bark."
[laughs] Get it?
[crickets chirp] Parallel bark? [laughs]
-(announcer) "Are you still going to make YouTube videos
while you do your TV show?"
-Absolutely! Don't worry, everybody.
We're not giving up YouTube
just because we're on the boob tube.
We'll still be here every week kicking it old school.
Ain't that right, Grandpa Lemon?
-Word to your mother, and that word is...
-Cheese!
[Orange screams, crashing, explosion]
-Hey-hey, thanks for watching my brand-new episode!
Make sure to spit some seeds at that "like" button.
And also, leave me questions for the next Ask Orange.
Oh, and also, make sure to click the link below
if you want to see a clip
from my new Monday episode of my TV show!
It's on Cartoon Network at 8:30/7:30 central!
Watch it! Watch it! Watch it now! [laughs] [Captioned by StreamCaptions.com]