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I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.
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I bring you to my house as a friend in my kitchen.
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You offered to make the tea.
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Naturally I said yes. You're my guest.
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So I take the offer gratefully.
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But then what I see makes my heart burst.
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You've only gone and put the fucking milk in first.
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NO! You must be out of your mind!
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Looks like you went and poured in about half a pint.
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Now don't forget the boiling water, my tea's already luke warm.
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Man where the fuck were you born.
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Nah, you destroyed a thing that was sacred.
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Pour it down the sink let me show you how to make it.
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Teabag in first. Pour the water on top.
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(Shut up man I will tell you when to stop)
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Then you need to know how much milk is required.
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Making assumptions on how I like it.
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Woah Woah Woah What you doing.
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Don't let the teabag sit there brewing.
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You gotta stir straight away don't stop.
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Or you a green skunk on the top.
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(I hate that stuff)
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Now you put my sugar in... What d'you leave it for?
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Didn't even stir it in you're unbelievable
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What d'you think it would disintergrate itself?
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bruv you need to go see a shrink and get some help.
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You chose the wrong person to mess with.
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Now go get me a Mother Fucking Digestive.
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Stay the hell away from my cup bitch
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don't even meddle with my kettle don't touch it.
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No go sit down, go watch telly
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and bring me back my teaspoon bruv you're not ready.
