Eddie Izzard- Death Star Canteen

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there must have been a Death Star canteen, yeah?
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there must have been a cafeteria down stairs,
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in between battles Darth Vader can just chill and go down,
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I will have the penne a l'Arrabiata
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you'll need a tray
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do you know who I am?
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d'you know who I am?
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this is not the game of "who the fuck are you?"
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for I am Vader... Darth Vader... Lord Vader
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I can kill you with a single thought
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you'll still need a tray
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no I do not need a tray
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I do not need a tray to kill you
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I can kill you with out a tray
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with the power of the force
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which is strong within me
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even though I could kill you with a tray
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if I so wished
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for I will hack at your neck with the thin tin
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until the blood flow across the canteen
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but the food is hot
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you'll need a tray to put the food on
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oh, I see the food is hot
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I'm sorry
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I did not realize
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oh... haha... yes
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I thought your are challenging me to fight to the death
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fight to the death? oh, this is canteen, I work here
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yes, but I'm Vader, I'm Lord Vader, everyone challenges me to fight to the death
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Lord Darth Vader, Sir Lord Vader, Sir Lord Darth Vader, Lord Darth, Sir...
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the Death Star, I run the Death Star
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what's the Death Star?
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this is the Death Star! you're in the Death Star! I run this star
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this is a star?
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this is a fucking star, I run it!
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I'm your boss!
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you're Mr Stevens!
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no, I'm... who is Mr. Stevens?
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he's head of catering
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no, I'm not head of catering, I'm Vader, I can kill catering with a thought
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wow!
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I can kill you all, I can kill ME with a thought, with just...
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well, I get a tray, fuck it...
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this one's wet
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and this one's wet
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and this one's wet
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this one is wet
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this one is wet
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did you dry these in a rain forest?
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why with the power of the Death Star
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do we not have a tray that is fucking dry? do not...
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no, no, no... I was here first
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you have to queue if you want food.
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oh, can I have a penne a l'Arabian? that'll be very nice
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no, no, no... do you know who I am?
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Jeff Vader, is it?
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I'm not Jeff Vader, I'm Darth Vader
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what? Jeff Vader. That runs the Death Star.
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No, I'm not Jeff. No, I run the Death Star.
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You're Jeff Vader!
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No, I'm Darth Vader.
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Are you his brother? Could you get his autoghaph?
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No, I'm not Jeff Vader... alright I'm Jeff Vader.
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Can I have your autograph?
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No, fuck off. I kill you with a tray.
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Give me penne a'la Arrabiata, or you shall die...
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and you... and everyone in this canteen...
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death by tray it shall be!

Title:: Eddie Izzard- Death Star Canteen
Description:: An animation of comedian eddie izzard talking about his idea of the 'death star canteen'. If you like this video, you can see more of my eddie izzard animations in the more from this user list.

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Video Language:: English
Duration:: 02:54

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