there must have been a Death Star canteen, yeah?
there must have been a cafeteria down stairs,
in between battles Darth Vader can just chill and go down,
I will have the penne a l'Arrabiata
you'll need a tray
do you know who I am?
d'you know who I am?
this is not the game of "who the fuck are you?"
for I am Vader... Darth Vader... Lord Vader
I can kill you with a single thought
you'll still need a tray
no I do not need a tray
I do not need a tray to kill you
I can kill you with out a tray
with the power of the force
which is strong within me
even though I could kill you with a tray
if I so wished
for I will hack at your neck with the thin tin
until the blood flow across the canteen
but the food is hot
you'll need a tray to put the food on
oh, I see the food is hot
I'm sorry
I did not realize
oh... haha... yes
I thought your are challenging me to fight to the death
fight to the death? oh, this is canteen, I work here
yes, but I'm Vader, I'm Lord Vader, everyone challenges me to fight to the death
Lord Darth Vader, Sir Lord Vader, Sir Lord Darth Vader, Lord Darth, Sir...
the Death Star, I run the Death Star
what's the Death Star?
this is the Death Star! you're in the Death Star! I run this star
this is a star?
this is a fucking star, I run it!
I'm your boss!
you're Mr Stevens!
no, I'm... who is Mr. Stevens?
he's head of catering
no, I'm not head of catering, I'm Vader, I can kill catering with a thought
wow!
I can kill you all, I can kill ME with a thought, with just...
well, I get a tray, fuck it...
this one's wet
and this one's wet
this one is wet
did you dry these in a rain forest?
why with the power of the Death Star
do we not have a tray that is fucking dry? do not...
no, no, no... I was here first
you have to queue if you want food.
oh, can I have a penne a l'Arabian? that'll be very nice
no, no, no... do you know who I am?
Jeff Vader, is it?
I'm not Jeff Vader, I'm Darth Vader
what? Jeff Vader. That runs the Death Star.
No, I'm not Jeff. No, I run the Death Star.
You're Jeff Vader!
No, I'm Darth Vader.
Are you his brother? Could you get his autoghaph?
No, I'm not Jeff Vader... alright I'm Jeff Vader.
Can I have your autograph?
No, fuck off. I kill you with a tray.
Give me penne a'la Arrabiata, or you shall die...
and you... and everyone in this canteen...
death by tray it shall be!