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Salah is through in the first minutes…
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Saved!
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Mo Salah! Ha ha ha!
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I laughed my (fat) ass off at Mo Salah! Ha ha ha!
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He’s not at good as Eden Hazard! Ah ah ah!
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I laughed my (fat) ass off at Mo Salah!
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He’s worse than Mo-rata!
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Mo Salah? Ha ha ha!
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Clean through, with the goal gaping…
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Cleared!
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Why not replace him?
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He’s through, the goal is gaping!
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Oh dear!
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Time to replace him!
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Like you should replace that jacket!
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Four sizes too big!
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Calm down!
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Here, take a drag…
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I told you Mo’s shit!
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Mou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou!
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I wish I’d never hired you!
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And now it’s time to fire you!
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We told you he’s shit!
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Zi-zou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou!
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I really want to hire you!
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It’s either you or this dude!
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Oh no…
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Oompa Loompa! Ha ha ha!
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I laughed my (fat) ass off! Oompa Loompa! Ha ha ha!
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He’s not at good as this fat lump, ha! Ha ha ha!
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I laughed my (fat) ass off at Mo Salah!
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I scored an absolute banger!
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An absolute banger?
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Hold my beer!
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It’s Sturridge in the last minute… GOAL!
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Oh, Jesus Christ…
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What the hell was in that cigarette, Maurizio?
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First Harry Kane, now what’s happened to Mo Salah?
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Was he just one season wonder? Click 'i' to vote now!
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And check out the Morata version of this song below too!
