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Salah is through in the first minutes…

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Saved!

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Mo Salah! Ha ha ha!

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I laughed my (fat) ass off at Mo Salah! Ha ha ha!

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He’s not at good as Eden Hazard! Ah ah ah!

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I laughed my (fat) ass off at Mo Salah!

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He’s worse than Mo-rata!

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Mo Salah? Ha ha ha!

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Clean through, with the goal gaping…

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Cleared!

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Why not replace him?

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He’s through, the goal is gaping!

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Oh dear!

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Time to replace him!

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Like you should replace that jacket!

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Four sizes too big!

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Calm down!

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Here, take a drag…

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I told you Mo’s shit!

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Mou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou!

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I wish I’d never hired you!

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And now it’s time to fire you!

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We told you he’s shit!

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Zi-zou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou!

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I really want to hire you!

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It’s either you or this dude!

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Oh no…

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Oompa Loompa! Ha ha ha!

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I laughed my (fat) ass off! Oompa Loompa! Ha ha ha!

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He’s not at good as this fat lump, ha! Ha ha ha!

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I laughed my (fat) ass off at Mo Salah!

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I scored an absolute banger!

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An absolute banger?

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Hold my beer!

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It’s Sturridge in the last minute… GOAL!

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Oh, Jesus Christ…

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What the hell was in that cigarette, Maurizio?

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First Harry Kane, now what’s happened to Mo Salah?

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Was he just one season wonder? Click 'i' to vote now!

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And check out the Morata version of this song below too!