Salah is through in the first minutes…
Saved!
Mo Salah! Ha ha ha!
I laughed my (fat) ass off at Mo Salah! Ha ha ha!
He’s not at good as Eden Hazard! Ah ah ah!
I laughed my (fat) ass off at Mo Salah!
He’s worse than Mo-rata!
Mo Salah? Ha ha ha!
Clean through, with the goal gaping…
Cleared!
Why not replace him?
He’s through, the goal is gaping!
Oh dear!
Time to replace him!
Like you should replace that jacket!
Four sizes too big!
Calm down!
Here, take a drag…
I told you Mo’s shit!
Mou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou!
I wish I’d never hired you!
And now it’s time to fire you!
We told you he’s shit!
Zi-zou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou!
I really want to hire you!
It’s either you or this dude!
Oh no…
Oompa Loompa! Ha ha ha!
I laughed my (fat) ass off! Oompa Loompa! Ha ha ha!
He’s not at good as this fat lump, ha! Ha ha ha!
I laughed my (fat) ass off at Mo Salah!
I scored an absolute banger!
An absolute banger?
Hold my beer!
It’s Sturridge in the last minute… GOAL!
Oh, Jesus Christ…
What the hell was in that cigarette, Maurizio?
First Harry Kane, now what’s happened to Mo Salah?
Was he just one season wonder? Click 'i' to vote now!
And check out the Morata version of this song below too!