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Hello, America, Mexico and remote parts of Canada.
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This is Ron Burgundy reporting for ESPN,
or "EhSPin", as it's known in the biz.
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My guest today is none other than future
Hall of Fame quarterback, Peyton Manning.
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Peyton, can you hear me?
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I sure can, Ron, and it's an honor
to be talking to you.
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Peyton, can you hear me?
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Yes, Ron, I can. Very clearly.
Can you hear me, Ron?
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Yes, loud and clear. Can you hear me?
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What do you think?
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I think..Yes, you can hear me.
I just want to make sure it's you, Peyton.
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I remember once before the 1978 Holiday Bowl...
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I thought I was interviewing the great Phil McConkey
and instead I was talking to the back-up kicker.
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I felt like a fool. The boys at the station had
quite a laugh at my expense so I'm just making sure.
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I actually remember that game, Ron..
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I think Navy squeaked one out at the old Murph.
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I was 2 years old.
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Helluva game! Halluva battle!
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Peyton, here's something I've
gotta ask you right out of the gate...
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You are one of the great quarterbacks
playing the game today.
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You've had a lot of success and yet,
you've done it all without a mustache.
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You're running around out there
and I'm gonna be honest with you.
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You look like a succulent baby lamb! Okay?
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Now let's face it, all of the great NFL
quarterbacks have had mustaches.
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Joe Namath, Jeff Hotstetler,
Jeff Gee-orge, Randall Kuhn-ingham,
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Mark Mow-lone, Colt McCoy, Burt Reynolds...
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the guy from Barney Miller, Mike Farrell from MASH...
The list goes on and on!
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Barney Miller, um..Well, first off, Ron,
some of those guys weren't quarterbacks...
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..as far as I know and I guess, to tell
you the truth, I never had much of a desire...
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-..to grow any facial hair.
-Uh huh.
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I think I've managed to play
quarterback okay without a mustache.
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Eli tried to grow one a while back
without much success I have to say.
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I saw that! It did NOT look good.
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Looked like his upper lip was caked
in a a mixture of liquid dog crap and cocaine.
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(Laughing) Easy, Ron, yeah, that is my brother.
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Um, I do agree, though. It wasn't very well groomed.
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Sorry, sorry, yes, I didn't mean to get that graphic.
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You've played against some tremendous
defensive players over the years...
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..and I have to ask you: what's it like
getting sacked by Merlin Olsen?
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-Merlin Olsen.
-Yes.
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Ron, I'm pretty sure I was 4 years old
when Merlin Olsen retired.
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Maybe. Maybe not.
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Regardless, I was actually thinking about the time
Merlin tackled me at his bungalow in Burbank.
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What a night!
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You know Merlin and I were very close.
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I think I did read that somewhere.
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Yes, I miss him.
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So you play in Denver for the Broncos
at Mile High Stadium.
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Correct.
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Tell me about your relationship with Thunder.
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-Our mascot?
-Yes.
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-Thunder?
-Yes.
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Um, you're talking about the horse that runs...
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..up and down the field every time the Broncos score.
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OH yes! I've had my eye
on that wonderful beast for decades.
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-(Laughing) Is that right?
-Yes.
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I didn't...Ron, I didn't really picture
you as a guy who played the ponies.
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Well, indeed I do.
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I gotta tell you, Ron, I wasn't really prepared
for this interview to go in this direction.
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Speaking of preparation, I understand
that is one of your calling cards.
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Preparation, that is. Recognizing coverages,
making calls at the line of scrimmage.
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You're actually right, Ron.
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I firmly believe that preparation is a huge part
of my game, really all quarterbacks,
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and I certainly think it gives
me an advantage on Sundays.
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Oh, sure, sure, I mean I know.
I played a little in my day.
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San Diego...San Diego State -
scout team quarterback.
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I used to yell out "Chekhov!" all the time. Chekhov!
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No clue what it meant but when I
saw someone on that defense move,
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I just yelled, "Chekhov! Chekhov!"
Is that pretty much what you do?
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-It's not exactly what I do--
-Uh huh.
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but you're somewhere on the right track, Ron.
You're close to being on the right track.
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Peyton, let me ask you this - Do you
ever just yell things to throw the defense off?
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Things that make no sense?
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Absolutely! All the time.
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Can you give me an example?
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Well, Ron, sometimes I'll just yell
"underpants!" over and over again.
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Or maybe, I'll change it up with oven mitt.
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- Maybe oven mitt.
-Okay.
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Have you ever yelled, "Biscuits and Gravy"?
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-Biscuits and gravy is probably one of our best plays.
-Hmm.
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I've yelled "magic man". I've yelled "baby got back".
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And the defense is just
terribly confused at this point.
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Absolutely, they're horribly confused
but my offense is as well...
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..'cause it's good to keep your own
offensive players on their toes.
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Bingo!
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And that's why Peyton Manning is the best in the biz.
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Peyton, before I let you go,
a lot of attention has been given...
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..to you and your two brothers, eLI... Is it eLI or Elly?
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-Eli.
-Oh, Eli, sorry sorry.
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So a lot of attention to you
and your brothers, Eli and Cooper,
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but few people know
about the fourth Manning brother.
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Danielle Manning, who's currently playing strong
safety for the Texans and is African American.
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Tell me a little about Danielle Manning.
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-Well, Ron, I hate to break it to you--
-Yeah?
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Um, there is not a fourth Manning
brother named Danielle Manning.
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He is a heck of a football player.
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I've played against him a lot but we are not related.
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Okay. Well, good to know
and some one here at EhSPiN...
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..in the research department is going to be fired.
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So there isn't any truth
to the rumor of a Manning sister?
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Gloria Manning, who weighed 285 pounds
as a freshman in high school...
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..and ran a 4.3 40 and was frankly
a better football player than all of you?
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Ron, how did you find out about my sister, Gloria?
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It's, it's what I do! Ha ha!
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Well, Peyton, that's all the time we have.
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I wanna thank you, my guest Peyton Manning,
for coming on here with me.
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You are a dear, dear friend.
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Thanks a lot. As you are as well, Don.
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HA HA! Very funny! Uh, well good luck
on Sunday and we'll be right back...