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Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.22,0:00:10.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, America, Mexico and remote parts of Canada.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.62,0:00:16.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is Ron Burgundy reporting for ESPN,\Nor "EhSPin", as it's known in the biz.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.61,0:00:21.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My guest today is none other than future\NHall of Fame quarterback, Peyton Manning.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.56,0:00:22.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Peyton, can you hear me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.48,0:00:27.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I sure can, Ron, and it's an honor\Nto be talking to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.51,0:00:29.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Peyton, can you hear me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.37,0:00:35.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, Ron, I can. Very clearly. \NCan you hear me, Ron?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.53,0:00:37.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, loud and clear. Can you hear me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.20,0:00:42.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.90,0:00:46.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think..Yes, you can hear me.\NI just want to make sure it's you, Peyton.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.38,0:00:50.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I remember once before the 1978 Holiday Bowl...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.26,0:00:55.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought I was interviewing the great Phil McConkey\Nand instead I was talking to the back-up kicker.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.86,0:01:01.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I felt like a fool. The boys at the station had\Nquite a laugh at my expense so I'm just making sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.90,0:01:05.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I actually remember that game, Ron..
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.65,0:01:08.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think Navy squeaked one out at the old Murph.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.68,0:01:10.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was 2 years old.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.67,0:01:12.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Helluva game! Halluva battle!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.21,0:01:16.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Peyton, here's something I've \Ngotta ask you right out of the gate...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.69,0:01:21.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are one of the great quarterbacks\Nplaying the game today.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.02,0:01:24.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've had a lot of success and yet, \Nyou've done it all without a mustache.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.50,0:01:28.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're running around out there \Nand I'm gonna be honest with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.16,0:01:30.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look like a succulent baby lamb! Okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.32,0:01:34.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now let's face it, all of the great NFL\Nquarterbacks have had mustaches.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.67,0:01:41.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Joe Namath, Jeff Hotstetler, \NJeff Gee-orge, Randall Kuhn-ingham,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.38,0:01:45.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mark Mow-lone, Colt McCoy, Burt Reynolds...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.35,0:01:49.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the guy from Barney Miller, Mike Farrell from MASH...\NThe list goes on and on!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.11,0:01:57.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Barney Miller, um..Well, first off, Ron, \Nsome of those guys weren't quarterbacks...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.22,0:02:02.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..as far as I know and I guess, to tell \Nyou the truth, I never had much of a desire...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.12,0:02:03.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-..to grow any facial hair.\N-Uh huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.14,0:02:07.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I've managed to play \Nquarterback okay without a mustache.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.63,0:02:11.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eli tried to grow one a while back\Nwithout much success I have to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.09,0:02:14.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw that! It did NOT look good.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.06,0:02:19.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Looked like his upper lip was caked \Nin a a mixture of liquid dog crap and cocaine.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.15,0:02:26.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughing) Easy, Ron, yeah, that is my brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.69,0:02:29.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, I do agree, though. It wasn't very well groomed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.97,0:02:33.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, sorry, yes, I didn't mean to get that graphic.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.36,0:02:36.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've played against some tremendous\Ndefensive players over the years...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.45,0:02:39.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..and I have to ask you: what's it like\Ngetting sacked by Merlin Olsen?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.25,0:02:43.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Merlin Olsen.\N-Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.79,0:02:48.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ron, I'm pretty sure I was 4 years old\Nwhen Merlin Olsen retired.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.91,0:02:50.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe. Maybe not.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.10,0:02:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Regardless, I was actually thinking about the time\NMerlin tackled me at his bungalow in Burbank.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.96,0:02:57.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a night!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.62,0:03:00.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know Merlin and I were very close.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.19,0:03:04.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I did read that somewhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.92,0:03:06.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I miss him.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.18,0:03:10.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you play in Denver for the Broncos\Nat Mile High Stadium.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.95,0:03:11.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Correct.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.53,0:03:14.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me about your relationship with Thunder.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.34,0:03:18.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Our mascot?\N-Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.48,0:03:19.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Thunder?\N-Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.35,0:03:22.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, you're talking about the horse that runs...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.10,0:03:24.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..up and down the field every time the Broncos score.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.21,0:03:28.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OH yes! I've had my eye \Non that wonderful beast for decades.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.74,0:03:32.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(Laughing) Is that right?\N-Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.38,0:03:36.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't...Ron, I didn't really picture \Nyou as a guy who played the ponies.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.34,0:03:37.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, indeed I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.28,0:03:42.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gotta tell you, Ron, I wasn't really prepared \Nfor this interview to go in this direction.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.44,0:03:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Speaking of preparation, I understand\Nthat is one of your calling cards.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.83,0:03:54.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Preparation, that is. Recognizing coverages, \Nmaking calls at the line of scrimmage.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.97,0:03:58.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're actually right, Ron.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.13,0:04:03.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I firmly believe that preparation is a huge part \Nof my game, really all quarterbacks,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.71,0:04:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I certainly think it gives \Nme an advantage on Sundays.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.72,0:04:09.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, sure, sure, I mean I know.\NI played a little in my day.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.84,0:04:12.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,San Diego...San Diego State -\Nscout team quarterback.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.62,0:04:16.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I used to yell out "Chekhov!" all the time. Chekhov!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.82,0:04:21.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No clue what it meant but when I \Nsaw someone on that defense move,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.18,0:04:25.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just yelled, "Chekhov! Chekhov!"\NIs that pretty much what you do?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.53,0:04:30.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's not exactly what I do--\N-Uh huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.86,0:04:34.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you're somewhere on the right track, Ron. \NYou're close to being on the right track.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.17,0:04:38.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Peyton, let me ask you this - Do you \Never just yell things to throw the defense off?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.01,0:04:40.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Things that make no sense?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.18,0:04:43.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Absolutely! All the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.27,0:04:45.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you give me an example?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.16,0:04:51.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, Ron, sometimes I'll just yell\N"underpants!" over and over again.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.97,0:04:54.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or maybe, I'll change it up with oven mitt.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.08,0:04:55.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Maybe oven mitt. \N-Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.83,0:04:58.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you ever yelled, "Biscuits and Gravy"?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.45,0:05:03.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Biscuits and gravy is probably one of our best plays.\N-Hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.52,0:05:07.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've yelled "magic man". I've yelled "baby got back".
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.86,0:05:10.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the defense is just \Nterribly confused at this point.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.21,0:05:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Absolutely, they're horribly confused\Nbut my offense is as well...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.55,0:05:19.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..'cause it's good to keep your own\Noffensive players on their toes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.39,0:05:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bingo!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.73,0:05:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's why Peyton Manning is the best in the biz.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.60,0:05:27.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Peyton, before I let you go, \Na lot of attention has been given...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.72,0:05:33.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..to you and your two brothers, eLI... Is it eLI or Elly?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.97,0:05:38.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Eli. \N-Oh, Eli, sorry sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.90,0:05:43.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So a lot of attention to you \Nand your brothers, Eli and Cooper,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.40,0:05:47.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but few people know\Nabout the fourth Manning brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.94,0:05:55.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Danielle Manning, who's currently playing strong \Nsafety for the Texans and is African American.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.10,0:05:57.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me a little about Danielle Manning.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.28,0:06:03.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, Ron, I hate to break it to you--\N-Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.07,0:06:07.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, there is not a fourth Manning \Nbrother named Danielle Manning.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.54,0:06:09.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is a heck of a football player.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.28,0:06:12.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've played against him a lot but we are not related.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.82,0:06:15.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Well, good to know \Nand some one here at EhSPiN...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.45,0:06:17.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..in the research department is going to be fired.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.10,0:06:23.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So there isn't any truth \Nto the rumor of a Manning sister?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.70,0:06:27.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gloria Manning, who weighed 285 pounds\Nas a freshman in high school...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.94,0:06:32.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..and ran a 4.3 40 and was frankly \Na better football player than all of you?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.17,0:06:35.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ron, how did you find out about my sister, Gloria?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.100,0:06:38.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's, it's what I do! Ha ha!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.75,0:06:41.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, Peyton, that's all the time we have.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.70,0:06:46.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna thank you, my guest Peyton Manning,\Nfor coming on here with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.26,0:06:47.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are a dear, dear friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.66,0:06:51.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks a lot. As you are as well, Don.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.28,0:06:58.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HA HA! Very funny! Uh, well good luck \Non Sunday and we'll be right back...