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♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
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(teen) Previously on The Last of Us:
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There's, like, 20 of them!
I'm just beating them all up
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because I'm awesome.
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Leave Ellie alone!
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- (Ellie) She's infected.
- She's infected too.
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That's not good.
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I hope she's finally dead.
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I mean, "No!"
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We're gonna go to town
and we're gonna try and save the world.
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(teen) This time on The Last of Us:
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All right.
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(Ellie) I've never seen
anything like this, that's all.
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(Joel) You mean in the woods?
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(Ellie) Yeah, never walked
through the woods.
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- It's kinda cool.
- Oh, this is a nice relaxing walk
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in the game for once.
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So we're in the woods?
There's a goose right there.
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Can I kill that and eat it?
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(Ellie) Why don't you just
take me back to Marlene?
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Oh, never mind.
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(Joel) If she was up to the task,
why'd she drop you off on us?
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Yeah.
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Oh, wait, it's a bunny.
I'll kill it.
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(Joel) ...survival
weren't too high to begin with.
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Now they're taking
on us on a nice brisk jog.
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This is the best part of the game.
Look, it's so nice and calm.
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It's so peaceful.
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Wow, a shelter.
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Oh, there's a fence.
I feel like I should not go towards that.
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But I'm gonna do it anyway!
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(fence rattles)
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- (Joel) Well, [bleep].
- Oh, you could climb over.
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It's just barbed wire. It's all good.
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(Joel) We gotta find a way to go around.
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Okay, here's what you do:
you take off your shirt
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and you lay it over the barbed wire
and then you climb over it.
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Come on, Ellie.
Let's go solve problems.
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- (Ellie laughs) Whoa, look!
- What?
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(Ellie) Fireflies.
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- I mean, real fireflies.
- (laughing)
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Yeah, well, don't take
too long to look at it.
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(Ellie) Sorry, I...
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I lost myself for a sec.
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Well, I mean, I guess being outside
for the first time
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when you're, I don't know,
14 or something like that,
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it would be pretty crazy.
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No, that's not the way,
so I'm gonna go this way.
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(gasps) Wow, a thing!
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"Use planks to cross over gaps."
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Where is a gap?
Where did I need to cross?
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Can you be a little bit more specific, game?
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So, I don't know, place it right here
or something like that?
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Oh, here we go.
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Maybe...no...wait.
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Wait, no.
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(Joel grunting)
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I can just pull it up.
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Okay. Now I'm gonna jump on the building.
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(Joel grunting)
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Ooh, let's go.
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Does that have scissors
taped on the end of it?
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Oh, yeah!
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That's some rachet ass weapon.
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Oh, you can upgrade pipes and stuff.
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So somebody left this here
and now I know how to make it.
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(Ellie grunting)
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Jeez, fricking Superman [bleep].
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(Joel) Here we go.
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I would've been so mad
if I'd just dropped it.
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Yay, I made it.
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(Joel) That you, Bill?
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Oh, Bill's gonna give us the car.
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(Ellie) And that's smoke.
You think that's him?
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- Come on, Ellie, it's gotta be.
- (Joel) Sure as hell better be.
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(Ellie) Well, let's go check it out then.
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- I think there.
- (Joel) All right, come on.
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Okay, we're going.
Let's not kill us though!
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We're just gonna improvise
and hope that smoke is him.
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I want to know what life would be like...
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(Clicker croaks)
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Oh, of course.
That sounded like a Clicker.
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Oh, I heard Clickers, or some [bleep].
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- I really don't want--
- (Ellie) What is that?
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(Joel) Oh, [bleep].
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See, she hears it too.
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Gotta be careful.
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Let's go this way.
Nope, just kidding.
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Let's go this way. Nope.
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- (Joel) [Bleep]. Stay back.
- That was a Clicker.
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I don't know why I went up here.
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(Joel) Oh, [bleep].
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- Oh, that scared the crap out of me.
- (Clicker croaks)
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(in slow mo) Oh, that scared
the crap out of me.
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Oh my god.
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(scuffling)
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- (Joel groans)
- (clicker screeches)
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Oh no.
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(gasps) It's right there.
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(moaning)
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(Joel grunts)
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Well, that went much better than expected.
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- (Joel grunts)
- Yeah.
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Sweet.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
No, ahh!
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(Joel) Hurry!
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Okay, I have a weapon.
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(Joel groaning)
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(splattering)
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'Kay. Now that I killed both of them,
I should be fine for now.
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(Ellie grunts)
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(Joel) [Bleep].
It's jammed from the other side.
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Of course it is.
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(Ellie) Here, boost me up.
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You sure?
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(Joel) No, no,
that's not such a good idea.
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(Ellie) Well, I can't boost you up.
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How else are we gonna get over there?
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Wrong question.
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(Joel) All right, c'mere.
Give me your foot.
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Now just open it. Nothin' else.
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(Ellie grunts) Sure thing.
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(Joel) Careful.
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Please be careful.
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- (Ellie) Let's see...
- It's as simple as "pull the thing out".
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Okay, nothing happened.
It's all good. Sweet.
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Sick.
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(Joel) Good job.
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- ♪ (sudden music) ♪
- No, no, no.
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This music... that can't be a good thing.
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Whoa, it's so abandoned.
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(Ellie) So let's say we get
a car from this buddy of yours.
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- Should I go in there?
- (Ellie) Then what?
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No, I'll just go.
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(Joel) Then we go find Tommy.
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This is so scary.
I'm, like, shaking.
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(Joel) He was a Firefly.
He'll know where to take you.
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(Ellie) "Mandatory evacuation".
Evacuate to where?
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Oh, man, Mary's Famous
Jazz Club is closed down.
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(Joel) Hmm. Yeah, that's Bill's handy work.
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- Oh, Bill.
- (Ellie) Anybody else live in this town?
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(Joel) As far as I know, it's just him.
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What? Bill's got his own little town?
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(Ellie beatboxes)
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Stop singing, Ellie.
This is the apocalypse.
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Oh, alley.
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Um...
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(gasps) Woo!
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(sings) ♪ This little light of mine ♪--
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Oh.
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- (deafening explosion)
- Whoa!
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- (deafening explosion)
- Oh my gosh!
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- (deafening explosion)
- What the--?
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(Ellie) Whoa, Nelly!
What the hell was that?
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(Joel) That... would be
one of Bill's traps.
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Thank you, Bill.
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(Ellie) What's the deal with this guy?
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(Joel) He helped us
smuggle stuff into the city.
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He's... He knows how to find things.
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(Ellie) Well, let's hope
we don't blow up trying to find him.
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Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
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If that clicker wasn't there,
we would've been dead.
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Oh! Arrows.
I could be like Daryl.
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I can get a bow and arrow. Sick.
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There's the ladder.
We need it.
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"You will be [bleep] on sight."
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Oh, shot. I'm sorry. (snickers)
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(Joel grunts)
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Sweet.
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So Clickers are-- ah, hell yeah!
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Screw the Clickers.
I don't care about them anymore.
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Now I got a bow. That's tight.
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- (Ellie) Let me use that.
- What, no?
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(Ellie) I'm a pretty good shot
with that thing.
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(Joel) How about we just leave
this kind of stuff--
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Yeah, leave it to me.
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(Ellie) Well, we could both be armed.
Cover each other.
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- No.
- (Joel) I don't think so.
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Let's try it.
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Dude, there's drop--
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Okay, that did not go as fast
as an arrow would go.
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All right, here we go.
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(Joel) It's all clear.
Come on up.
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(Ellie) All right.
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It really is the last of us.
There's no one else here.
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(Finebros) How are you gonna get across?
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Can I use my superior parkour skills?
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Or maybe... maybe that plank, right?
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(Joel grunts)
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That was really close, falling off.
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So I'll take that and place it...
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(Joel) Here, we can actually use this.
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How's he going to walk up
a ladder carrying that?
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Oh, okay.
Wait, I see.
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(Joel grunts)
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Or not, okay.
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I'm gonna go to Ellen Page over there.
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(board creaks)
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All right, sweet. So...
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- (Joel) [Bleep].
- What?
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(Joel) Let's give this baby a whirl.
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Whoo, I'm gonna get this.
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Yeah!
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See...
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(Clicker screeches in pain)
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(Ellie) Holy [bleep].
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In the head.
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Just kidding, I can't make that.
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(arrow flies)
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(Clicker croaks)
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(arrows fly)
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(Ellie) [Bleep].
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- Got it. (laughs)
- (Ellie) [Bleep].
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Why isn't it working?
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(Clicker croaks)
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- (arrow flies)
- (Clicker screeches)
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- (gunshot)
- (Clicker screeches aggressively)
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(cocking gun)
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(gunfire)
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No, I'm wasting all my ammo.
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- (gunfire)
- (Clicker screeches)
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It should've been easier to kill that.
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I feel kind of like an idiot.
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(Joel) Bill ain't exactly the most...
stable of individuals.
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So when we get there,
you let me do the talkin'.
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You understand?
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Bill's gonna freak out
that he's never met Ellie before.
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He is not a stable person
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and he needs some time
to warm up to people.
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He's like Grumpy Cat.
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We're close, we're close.
I feel it.
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I'm scared to go down ladders.
I don't wanna get killed.
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Oh. There's a trap.
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I see it.
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Okay, crouch down
because there is a line.
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(Ellie grunts)
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We did it. We did it.
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"No trespassers."
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"No trespassing".
It says that everywhere.
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Bill is one paranoid dude.
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(Joel) Yeah.
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[Bleep]. Look at that.
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Hoo! I almost walked into some bombs.
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Two. Two bombs.
That's double dead.
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(thumping against door)
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Nah, I don't wanna go over there.
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(Joel) All right, stand back.
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So we're gonna throw a bottle at this.
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Isn't this gonna blow Ellie up?
She won't move.
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I said "stand back" and she's still there.
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So she dies.
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(deafening explosion)
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Yeah, you know what?
Maybe you'll listen to me.
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(Ellie) Those things are kinda awesome.
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Those things are kind of awesome.
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We just need to find Bill.
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(Joel) See that?
Get back.
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(startled gasp) Oh my gosh!
I almost ran into one.
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(loud explosion)
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Back up.
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(loud explosion)
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Idiot! Dude, back up!
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(loud explosion)
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Yeah, that's your fault, kid.
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(Joel) C'mon.
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(Joel) Just stay close.
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(groans) I'm getting really nervous.
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I'm going in the door.
Come on, Ellie.
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(snapping wires)
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- (Joel) [bleep]!
- Oh my gosh!
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- (Joel) [Bleep]!
- What?
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(Joel grunts)
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Bill, you sly dog.
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(Joel) Dammit, Bill!
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- (Ellie) What just happened?
- What do you think just happened?
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- He's in a trap.
- (Joel) It's another one of Bill's stupid traps!
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Oh god, that's crazy.
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(Joel) There-- that fridge.
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It looks like that's the counterweight.
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- (Ellie) Okay.
- If I was Bill, I'd be mad.
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He is just ruining all his traps.
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Save me. Save me.
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- This is terrifying.
- (Joel) Cut that rope and it'll bring me down!
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- (distant screaming)
- (Ellie) Joel?!
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- (screaming grows louder)
- Excuse me?
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- (Joel) [Bleep], here they come.
- [Bleep], no! This is unfair.
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This is not fair!
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[Bleep] of course.
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I can't kill people from upside-down.
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(Ellie) Joel!
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- Oh, [bleep]!
- (Joel) Just tend to the rope!
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I thought I was just looking
at the guys at the fence.
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Come on... aah!
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Ooh, head shot.
Upside-down head shot.
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Get off me!
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Load! Load, load, load, load!
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(gunfire)
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Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster.
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(struggling)
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- (Ellie) I need more time!
- I don't have much more time.
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Oh god, Ellie!
Hurry the heck up.
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Like, she is so slow.
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No, I hear a Clicker. I hear a Clicker!
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I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die.
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(gunfire)
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Oh no, I can't punch this guy.
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I'm screwed.
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No...
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No...
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- (Joel screams)
- Goddamn it.
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(Clicker screeches)
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- (Joel screams)
- Dang it.
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Aah! Turn it!
Come on, please! No!
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Goddamn it.
How am I supposed to do that one?
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No, no, no. I'm screwed.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
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(groans)
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I gotta kill all of them...
upside-down again.
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(gunshot)
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[Bleep] you! Come on.
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- (gunfire)
- No, [bleep] you.
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[Bleep] you! [Bleep] you.
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I got it. One more time.
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(gunfire)
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[Bleep] yeah!
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Let's go.
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(gunfire)
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- (Clicker screeches)
- (sigh of relief)
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(gunfire)
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(Clicker moans)
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- (Joel) Any time, Ellie.
- (Ellie) Hold on!
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(loud creaking and groaning)
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- (loud thud)
- What is going on?
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- Why'd I go higher?
- (Joel) C'mon, you can do it.
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Now she's on the ground
and she's not even protected at all.
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Ellie, get me the [bleep] down!
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(Ellie groans) Come on!
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- (gunfire)
- (Ellie) It's not cutting!
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Dang it.
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Oh god, these are fricking runners.
I've got to protect her.
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- No!
- (Joel) You son of a bitch!
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- (gunfire)
- Oh, they're droppin' like flies.
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Oh, please.
The reload sucks.
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- (in game: screaming)
- Oh my god!
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I am literally about to start crying.
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(Ellie) Let go of me, you [bleep]!
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(Ellie, frantically) Help me out!
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- (gunfire)
- Yeah, I got you, Ellie.
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Is that a Clicker?
You frickin' bitch.
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- (gunfire)
- Get away!
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Oh, I didn't get them. What the heck?
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Oh, I got 'em now.
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(Clicker screeches in pain)
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(sigh of relief) Amen.
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Oh, [bleep].
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(Ellie) Joel, look out!
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Oh, good. Thanks.
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I got him on square.
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Square, square, square.
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(gasps) Is that Bill?
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Yay, Bill.
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What was that? Oh, it's Bill.
It's mah boy, Bill.
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(Bill) Get off your ass and on your feet.
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Bill, dude, Bill's a bad ass.
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Oh my god, I can't.
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(Clickers croak)
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[Bleep] no, [bleep] no,
[bleep] no, [bleep] no, [bleep]!
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(Joel screams)
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(Clickers screech and croak)
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Oh. Hell. Freaking. No.
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(Joel) Goddamnit, they're coming over!
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[Bleep] They're gettin' through!
Keep going. This way-- through the truck.
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Oh, [bleep].
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(Joel) Goddamnit, they're coming over.
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My heart is beating so fast.
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Did I make it?
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(Clickers screech)
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(singing) ♪ I did it, I did it, I did it. ♪
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Whoo!
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(Ellie) Man... That was close.
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We're safe.
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(Ellie) Uh... thanks
for the heroics and all.
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Oh god, he's gonna hurt her.
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(Ellie) Hey, what are you-- Joel?
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Wait, what is Bill even doing?
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(Bill) Turn around
and get on your knees.
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Oh, he's tripping.
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(Bill) Turn around
and get on your knees!
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- Don't test me!
- (Joel) Just... take it easy.
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(Ellie struggling)
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- (Bill) You got any bites?
- Uh oh.
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He's gonna find Ellie's bite.
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Bill is not very nice.
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Okay, violence is not the answer.
How well does that work?
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- Are you done?
- Am I done?
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You come into my house,
you set off all my traps--
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I told you he was going
to be mad about that.
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(Bill) You damn near break
my shootin' arm.
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Who the [bleep] is this punk
and what's she doin' here?
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(Ellie) I am none
of your goddamn business
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- and we're here because--
- That's how I would be.
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I'd be super pissed.
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(Ellie) And you can start
by taking these off.
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She doesn't know when to stop talking.
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(Bill) Is this some kind of joke?
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(Joel) I'll cut to the chase.
I need a car.
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(Bill) Well, it is a joke.
Joel needs a car.
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Well, if I had one that works,
which I sure as hell don't,
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what makes you think
I'd just give it to you? Huh?
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(sarcastically) Yeah, sure, Joel,
go ahead. Take my car.
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- Take all my food too while you're at it.
- Okay.
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(Ellie) By the looks of it,
you could lose some of that food.
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- Whoo!
- (Bill) Listen to me, you little [bleep].
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- She is not making this any better.
- (Joel) I need you to shut up.
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Honestly.
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(Joel) All right?
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(Bill) Whatever favors you think
I owe ya, it ain't worth that much.
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(Joel) Actually, Bill, they are.
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(Bill) Well, they don't matter
'cause I don't have a car that works.
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(Joel) But there is one in this town.
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(Bill) Parts. There are parts in this town.
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No, am I gonna have
to build a car now?
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Oh, so we're gonna have
to go collect parts to make a car.
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(Bill) All right.
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If we're gonna do this,
there's some gear I'm gonna need.
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It's on the other side of town.
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(sarcastically) Oh, great.
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(Bill) Now you help me go gather it
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and maybe I can put
something together that runs.
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You will put together something that runs.
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(Bill) But after this,
I owe you nothin'.
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- (slams table)
- Deal.
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(Joel) That's fine.
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A couple days from now we'll
probably be dead anyway.
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When do these people sleep?
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(Bill) Follow me.
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Okay, good, we're following someone.
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(Bill) Whole goddamned town's
booby trapped.
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- (giggling) Booby trapped?
- (Bill) And stay right on my ass.
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Booby.
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Dude, Bill's a bad ass.
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- (Ellie) Can't miss it.
- (Joel) Knock it off.
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Ha ha ha.
She's got jokes.
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Thanks for watching us play
Last of Us on the React channel.
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Subscribe to find out.
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Bye!
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Bye, Bill! Sorry about your booby traps.
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