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(teen) Previously on The Last of Us:
There's, like, 20 of them! I'm just beating them all up
because I'm awesome.
Leave Ellie alone!
- (Ellie) She's infected. - She's infected too.
That's not good.
I hope she's finally dead.
I mean, "No!"
We're gonna go to town and we're gonna try and save the world.
(teen) This time on The Last of Us:
All right.
(Ellie) I've never seen anything like this, that's all.
(Joel) You mean in the woods?
(Ellie) Yeah, never walked through the woods.
- It's kinda cool. - Oh, this is a nice relaxing walk
in the game for once.
So we're in the woods? There's a goose right there.
Can I kill that and eat it?
(Ellie) Why don't you just take me back to Marlene?
Oh, never mind.
(Joel) If she was up to the task, why'd she drop you off on us?
Yeah.
Oh, wait, it's a bunny. I'll kill it.
(Joel) ...survival weren't too high to begin with.
Now they're taking on us on a nice brisk jog.
This is the best part of the game. Look, it's so nice and calm.
It's so peaceful.
Wow, a shelter.
Oh, there's a fence. I feel like I should not go towards that.
But I'm gonna do it anyway!
(fence rattles)
- (Joel) Well, [bleep]. - Oh, you could climb over.
It's just barbed wire. It's all good.
(Joel) We gotta find a way to go around.
Okay, here's what you do: you take off your shirt
and you lay it over the barbed wire and then you climb over it.
Come on, Ellie. Let's go solve problems.
- (Ellie laughs) Whoa, look! - What?
(Ellie) Fireflies.
- I mean, real fireflies. - (laughing)
Yeah, well, don't take too long to look at it.
(Ellie) Sorry, I...
I lost myself for a sec.
Well, I mean, I guess being outside for the first time
when you're, I don't know, 14 or something like that,
it would be pretty crazy.
No, that's not the way, so I'm gonna go this way.
(gasps) Wow, a thing!
"Use planks to cross over gaps."
Where is a gap? Where did I need to cross?
Can you be a little bit more specific, game?
So, I don't know, place it right here or something like that?
Oh, here we go.
Maybe...no...wait.
Wait, no.
(Joel grunting)
I can just pull it up.
Okay. Now I'm gonna jump on the building.
(Joel grunting)
Ooh, let's go.
Does that have scissors taped on the end of it?
Oh, yeah!
That's some rachet ass weapon.
Oh, you can upgrade pipes and stuff.
So somebody left this here and now I know how to make it.
(Ellie grunting)
Jeez, fricking Superman [bleep].
(Joel) Here we go.
I would've been so mad if I'd just dropped it.
Yay, I made it.
(Joel) That you, Bill?
Oh, Bill's gonna give us the car.
(Ellie) And that's smoke. You think that's him?
- Come on, Ellie, it's gotta be. - (Joel) Sure as hell better be.
(Ellie) Well, let's go check it out then.
- I think there. - (Joel) All right, come on.
Okay, we're going. Let's not kill us though!
We're just gonna improvise and hope that smoke is him.
I want to know what life would be like...
(Clicker croaks)
Oh, of course. That sounded like a Clicker.
Oh, I heard Clickers, or some [bleep].
- I really don't want-- - (Ellie) What is that?
(Joel) Oh, [bleep].
See, she hears it too.
Gotta be careful.
Let's go this way. Nope, just kidding.
Let's go this way. Nope.
- (Joel) [Bleep]. Stay back. - That was a Clicker.
I don't know why I went up here.
(Joel) Oh, [bleep].
- Oh, that scared the crap out of me. - (Clicker croaks)
(in slow mo) Oh, that scared the crap out of me.
Oh my god.
(scuffling)
- (Joel groans) - (clicker screeches)
Oh no.
(gasps) It's right there.
(moaning)
(Joel grunts)
Well, that went much better than expected.
- (Joel grunts) - Yeah.
Sweet.
Oh, no, no, no, no. No, ahh!
(Joel) Hurry!
Okay, I have a weapon.
(Joel groaning)
(splattering)
'Kay. Now that I killed both of them, I should be fine for now.
(Ellie grunts)
(Joel) [Bleep]. It's jammed from the other side.
Of course it is.
(Ellie) Here, boost me up.
You sure?
(Joel) No, no, that's not such a good idea.
(Ellie) Well, I can't boost you up.
How else are we gonna get over there?
Wrong question.
(Joel) All right, c'mere. Give me your foot.
Now just open it. Nothin' else.
(Ellie grunts) Sure thing.
(Joel) Careful.
Please be careful.
- (Ellie) Let's see... - It's as simple as "pull the thing out".
Okay, nothing happened. It's all good. Sweet.
Sick.
(Joel) Good job.
- ♪ (sudden music) ♪ - No, no, no.
This music... that can't be a good thing.
Whoa, it's so abandoned.
(Ellie) So let's say we get a car from this buddy of yours.
- Should I go in there? - (Ellie) Then what?
No, I'll just go.
(Joel) Then we go find Tommy.
This is so scary. I'm, like, shaking.
(Joel) He was a Firefly. He'll know where to take you.
(Ellie) "Mandatory evacuation". Evacuate to where?
Oh, man, Mary's Famous Jazz Club is closed down.
(Joel) Hmm. Yeah, that's Bill's handy work.
- Oh, Bill. - (Ellie) Anybody else live in this town?
(Joel) As far as I know, it's just him.
What? Bill's got his own little town?
(Ellie beatboxes)
Stop singing, Ellie. This is the apocalypse.
Oh, alley.
Um...
(gasps) Woo!
(sings) ♪ This little light of mine ♪--
Oh.
- (deafening explosion) - Whoa!
- (deafening explosion) - Oh my gosh!
- (deafening explosion) - What the--?
(Ellie) Whoa, Nelly! What the hell was that?
(Joel) That... would be one of Bill's traps.
Thank you, Bill.
(Ellie) What's the deal with this guy?
(Joel) He helped us smuggle stuff into the city.
He's... He knows how to find things.
(Ellie) Well, let's hope we don't blow up trying to find him.
Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
If that clicker wasn't there, we would've been dead.
Oh! Arrows. I could be like Daryl.
I can get a bow and arrow. Sick.
There's the ladder. We need it.
"You will be [bleep] on sight."
Oh, shot. I'm sorry. (snickers)
(Joel grunts)
Sweet.
So Clickers are-- ah, hell yeah!
Screw the Clickers. I don't care about them anymore.
Now I got a bow. That's tight.
- (Ellie) Let me use that. - What, no?
(Ellie) I'm a pretty good shot with that thing.
(Joel) How about we just leave this kind of stuff--
Yeah, leave it to me.
(Ellie) Well, we could both be armed. Cover each other.
- No. - (Joel) I don't think so.
Let's try it.
Dude, there's drop--
Okay, that did not go as fast as an arrow would go.
All right, here we go.
(Joel) It's all clear. Come on up.
(Ellie) All right.
It really is the last of us. There's no one else here.
(Finebros) How are you gonna get across?
Can I use my superior parkour skills?
Or maybe... maybe that plank, right?
(Joel grunts)
That was really close, falling off.
So I'll take that and place it...
(Joel) Here, we can actually use this.
How's he going to walk up a ladder carrying that?
Oh, okay. Wait, I see.
(Joel grunts)
Or not, okay.
I'm gonna go to Ellen Page over there.
(board creaks)
All right, sweet. So...
- (Joel) [Bleep]. - What?
(Joel) Let's give this baby a whirl.
Whoo, I'm gonna get this.
Yeah!
See...
(Clicker screeches in pain)
(Ellie) Holy [bleep].
In the head.
Just kidding, I can't make that.
(arrow flies)
(Clicker croaks)
(arrows fly)
(Ellie) [Bleep].
- Got it. (laughs) - (Ellie) [Bleep].
Why isn't it working?
(Clicker croaks)
- (arrow flies) - (Clicker screeches)
- (gunshot) - (Clicker screeches aggressively)
(cocking gun)
(gunfire)
No, I'm wasting all my ammo.
- (gunfire) - (Clicker screeches)
It should've been easier to kill that.
I feel kind of like an idiot.
(Joel) Bill ain't exactly the most... stable of individuals.
So when we get there, you let me do the talkin'.
You understand?
Bill's gonna freak out that he's never met Ellie before.
He is not a stable person
and he needs some time to warm up to people.
He's like Grumpy Cat.
We're close, we're close. I feel it.
I'm scared to go down ladders. I don't wanna get killed.
Oh. There's a trap.
I see it.
Okay, crouch down because there is a line.
(Ellie grunts)
We did it. We did it.
"No trespassers."
"No trespassing". It says that everywhere.
Bill is one paranoid dude.
(Joel) Yeah.
[Bleep]. Look at that.
Hoo! I almost walked into some bombs.
Two. Two bombs. That's double dead.
(thumping against door)
Nah, I don't wanna go over there.
(Joel) All right, stand back.
So we're gonna throw a bottle at this.
Isn't this gonna blow Ellie up? She won't move.
I said "stand back" and she's still there.
So she dies.
(deafening explosion)
Yeah, you know what? Maybe you'll listen to me.
(Ellie) Those things are kinda awesome.
Those things are kind of awesome.
We just need to find Bill.
(Joel) See that? Get back.
(startled gasp) Oh my gosh! I almost ran into one.
(loud explosion)
Back up.
(loud explosion)
Idiot! Dude, back up!
(loud explosion)
Yeah, that's your fault, kid.
(Joel) C'mon.
(Joel) Just stay close.
(groans) I'm getting really nervous.
I'm going in the door. Come on, Ellie.
(snapping wires)
- (Joel) [bleep]! - Oh my gosh!
- (Joel) [Bleep]! - What?
(Joel grunts)
Bill, you sly dog.
(Joel) Dammit, Bill!
- (Ellie) What just happened? - What do you think just happened?
- He's in a trap. - (Joel) It's another one of Bill's stupid traps!
Oh god, that's crazy.
(Joel) There-- that fridge.
It looks like that's the counterweight.
- (Ellie) Okay. - If I was Bill, I'd be mad.
He is just ruining all his traps.
Save me. Save me.
- This is terrifying. - (Joel) Cut that rope and it'll bring me down!
- (distant screaming) - (Ellie) Joel?!
- (screaming grows louder) - Excuse me?
- (Joel) [Bleep], here they come. - [Bleep], no! This is unfair.
This is not fair!
[Bleep] of course.
I can't kill people from upside-down.
(Ellie) Joel!
- Oh, [bleep]! - (Joel) Just tend to the rope!
I thought I was just looking at the guys at the fence.
Come on... aah!
Ooh, head shot. Upside-down head shot.
Get off me!
Load! Load, load, load, load!
(gunfire)
Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster.
(struggling)
- (Ellie) I need more time! - I don't have much more time.
Oh god, Ellie! Hurry the heck up.
Like, she is so slow.
No, I hear a Clicker. I hear a Clicker!
I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die.
(gunfire)
Oh no, I can't punch this guy.
I'm screwed.
No...
- (Joel screams) - Goddamn it.
(Clicker screeches)
- (Joel screams) - Dang it.
Aah! Turn it! Come on, please! No!
Goddamn it. How am I supposed to do that one?
No, no, no. I'm screwed. I'm dead, I'm dead.
(groans)
I gotta kill all of them... upside-down again.
(gunshot)
[Bleep] you! Come on.
- (gunfire) - No, [bleep] you.
[Bleep] you! [Bleep] you.
I got it. One more time.
(gunfire)
[Bleep] yeah!
Let's go.
(gunfire)
- (Clicker screeches) - (sigh of relief)
(gunfire)
(Clicker moans)
- (Joel) Any time, Ellie. - (Ellie) Hold on!
(loud creaking and groaning)
- (loud thud) - What is going on?
- Why'd I go higher? - (Joel) C'mon, you can do it.
Now she's on the ground and she's not even protected at all.
Ellie, get me the [bleep] down!
(Ellie groans) Come on!
- (gunfire) - (Ellie) It's not cutting!
Dang it.
Oh god, these are fricking runners. I've got to protect her.
- No! - (Joel) You son of a bitch!
- (gunfire) - Oh, they're droppin' like flies.
Oh, please. The reload sucks.
- (in game: screaming) - Oh my god!
I am literally about to start crying.
(Ellie) Let go of me, you [bleep]!
(Ellie, frantically) Help me out!
- (gunfire) - Yeah, I got you, Ellie.
Is that a Clicker? You frickin' bitch.
- (gunfire) - Get away!
Oh, I didn't get them. What the heck?
Oh, I got 'em now.
(Clicker screeches in pain)
(sigh of relief) Amen.
Oh, [bleep].
(Ellie) Joel, look out!
Oh, good. Thanks.
I got him on square.
Square, square, square.
(gasps) Is that Bill?
Yay, Bill.
What was that? Oh, it's Bill. It's mah boy, Bill.
(Bill) Get off your ass and on your feet.
Bill, dude, Bill's a bad ass.
Oh my god, I can't.
(Clickers croak)
[Bleep] no, [bleep] no, [bleep] no, [bleep] no, [bleep]!
(Joel screams)
(Clickers screech and croak)
Oh. Hell. Freaking. No.
(Joel) Goddamnit, they're coming over!
[Bleep] They're gettin' through! Keep going. This way-- through the truck.
Oh, [bleep].
(Joel) Goddamnit, they're coming over.
My heart is beating so fast.
Did I make it?
(Clickers screech)
(singing) ♪ I did it, I did it, I did it. ♪
Whoo!
(Ellie) Man... That was close.
We're safe.
(Ellie) Uh... thanks for the heroics and all.
Oh god, he's gonna hurt her.
(Ellie) Hey, what are you-- Joel?
Wait, what is Bill even doing?
(Bill) Turn around and get on your knees.
Oh, he's tripping.
(Bill) Turn around and get on your knees!
- Don't test me! - (Joel) Just... take it easy.
(Ellie struggling)
- (Bill) You got any bites? - Uh oh.
He's gonna find Ellie's bite.
Bill is not very nice.
Okay, violence is not the answer. How well does that work?
- Are you done? - Am I done?
You come into my house, you set off all my traps--
I told you he was going to be mad about that.
(Bill) You damn near break my shootin' arm.
Who the [bleep] is this punk and what's she doin' here?
(Ellie) I am none of your goddamn business
- and we're here because-- - That's how I would be.
I'd be super pissed.
(Ellie) And you can start by taking these off.
She doesn't know when to stop talking.
(Bill) Is this some kind of joke?
(Joel) I'll cut to the chase. I need a car.
(Bill) Well, it is a joke. Joel needs a car.
Well, if I had one that works, which I sure as hell don't,
what makes you think I'd just give it to you? Huh?
(sarcastically) Yeah, sure, Joel, go ahead. Take my car.
- Take all my food too while you're at it. - Okay.
(Ellie) By the looks of it, you could lose some of that food.
- Whoo! - (Bill) Listen to me, you little [bleep].
- She is not making this any better. - (Joel) I need you to shut up.
Honestly.
(Joel) All right?
(Bill) Whatever favors you think I owe ya, it ain't worth that much.
(Joel) Actually, Bill, they are.
(Bill) Well, they don't matter 'cause I don't have a car that works.
(Joel) But there is one in this town.
(Bill) Parts. There are parts in this town.
No, am I gonna have to build a car now?
Oh, so we're gonna have to go collect parts to make a car.
(Bill) All right.
If we're gonna do this, there's some gear I'm gonna need.
It's on the other side of town.
(sarcastically) Oh, great.
(Bill) Now you help me go gather it
and maybe I can put something together that runs.
You will put together something that runs.
(Bill) But after this, I owe you nothin'.
- (slams table) - Deal.
(Joel) That's fine.
A couple days from now we'll probably be dead anyway.
When do these people sleep?
(Bill) Follow me.
Okay, good, we're following someone.
(Bill) Whole goddamned town's booby trapped.
- (giggling) Booby trapped? - (Bill) And stay right on my ass.
Booby.
Dude, Bill's a bad ass.
- (Ellie) Can't miss it. - (Joel) Knock it off.
Ha ha ha. She's got jokes.
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Bye, Bill! Sorry about your booby traps.
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