Video Game High School (VGHS) - Ep. 6

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Episode six of our feature-length webseries "Video Game High School!"

Here's how the release is going to work:

We will be putting all new VGHS episodes on our site, rocketjump.com, one week before we upload them to youtube. So RocketJump will stay one week ahead of our youtube. Episode 7 is now available on RocketJump!

Subtitles by @Palabrsky

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Stuff your muffins and slam your
scones, zoners. It's time for a PWN ZWN brunch break.

Brought to you by Brunchables, Brunch Crunch Cereal.

Whether for breakfast or lunch, munch on a
bunch of Brunch Crunch!

Brunchables. Brunch up your brunch!

Our top story: Crunch went Brian D's underdog dreams,

as the one shot wonder of VGHS was completely o'bruncherated

in yesterday's FPS scrimmage by The Law.

Peep this replay of him going "eggs Benedict Arnold" on teammate Jenny Matrix.

Brian, check it. Ki invented a brunch of
pizza. She calls it, get this, a "quiche".

I already told you, it was just a coincidence!

Isn't she amazing, dude?

You guys are great together.
You would never betray one another.

Oh, man, I suck. You're still beaten up over that Jenny Matrix thing?

Nah. Laughs. I'm over it.

That's the 'tude, dude. It's a new day. Carpe Diem.

Carpe Diem.

Carpe Diem.

Let's get to class.

That last pun felt a little half baked, shot bot. But one thing's for sure:

Any way you slice this melon, Brian D's chances of making JV at tryouts are over, easy.

I'm Scott Slanders, and I'm drunk.

Ki, that's...a 4000 hit combo

I helped my parents design this game.

Let's play again.

No no no! I've had..I've had quite enough.

You already made me quite the Brian D. [Laughter.]

Let's play again.

Brian D? More like Brian Z. The last letter in the alphabet. Oooh! Yeah!

Don't even listen to him, dude.

Ted, please, I don't even.know what that means.

Well Z is the la... You know I don't even have time to explain to you how sick of a burn that was --

Ted? Ted!

What happened?

You okay? You passed out for like 27 minutes!

I'm fine. I just...

You've seen them haven't you, Theodore?

Hi Drift King.

The visions. What are they?

Merely a side effect...of drift fever!

You've got the blood, Ted! You can't escape this now!

Cast off that silly little plastic guitar, and grip the steering wheel of destiny!

Forget it DK. Us Wongs are bred to shred.

I'm signing up for rythm gaming and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

Confound it! Why must you Brian D your future away on this dying sport?

Look at me in the eye.

Tell me that hammer-ons and pull-ups can possibly compare to the G force pull of an A+J turn?

The thrum of a rumble chair as you careen past the checkered flag.

The churning in your chest as you hear those three magical words:

NEW LAP RECORD!

Got .. a class, I gotta go to class. Yoga class. Let's go!

That's on thursday.
I don't care. Let's go.

Okay!

Ted, even a man as fast as you can't run away from himself forever!

Hey buddy, look, I got you ...uh.

Ah, my thanks Ted's vassal. Though in the future, I prefer, sour cream and onions.

Who are you? [Shrieks]

Hey there, champ. How are you holding up?

Great, great, yeah totally great.

Yeah, this is nothing compared to our old school. Those guys really knew how to haze.

Really? Well, I guess we'll just have to step it up a notch then.

JK, I'm just rattling you, bro! [Fakes a laugh]

So...you good?

Good? Yeah, No, I'm great, you know, it's totally great.

You're great, I'm great, you're with the Law, that's great, by the way.

I'm by myself, but that's great. [Chuckles] Yeah, no, everything is great.

Good. I have to go set up for practice. But...I'm glad that you're...

...doing great! Okay.

I'll catch you later, babe.

I really am d.. Aah! Ooh!

Brian D! My office! Now!

The school took a risk on you, Brian.

You let us down. Have a seat, kid.

Sir. Sir, I know I screwed up at scrimmage. But I figure with try-outs still right around the corner --

VGHS try-outs are streamed across the world.

And you're one point away from expulsion.

Administration doesn't like those odds.

So what are you saying?

I'm saying you're circling the drain.

We don't need some kid Brian D-ing all over our reputation.

That new catchphrase is the exact reason why administration is asking you to ragequit on your own accord.

We're asking you to - that's a good coffee - we're asking you...

to leave VGHS.

Hey! Kick back the hover ball!

Tough day, Brian?

Oh hey, Games! What do you want?

Just wondering if you dropped this.

How did you get that?

Well it's a funny story.

I told you. Stick to Games. I'm totally a catch.

That's my favorite game!

No baby. That's our favorite game.

Great. Well, enjoy the game.

Oh I will. But not as much as Jenny will enjoy your cute little:

[Mimicking in a weak voice] "Oh, I like you, but I don't have the balls to say so" note. Or per chance, the Law will succumb to your...

..."Don Juan-tay" marksmanship.

Are you kidding me?

This place is ridiculous!

It's my time in the spotlight, Brian! And you're standing in my way.

It's Game's time.

Whoa-hoa-hoa! [Laughs] It's Game's time! That's cute. You got yourself a little brand. I like that. [Laughs]

You know what, Games? You want the spotlight?

You can have it! But first here's what we're gonna do.

Alright, we're going to throw it down. I'm gonna stomp your face.

I'm gonna make you cry, in front of your two...stupid friends whose names I don't even wanna know.

You see Games, I'm one point away from expulsion.

And I'm gonna use that point on all 3 of you noobs.

I figured you'd say something like that.

Assault rifles?
Ahh, let's get an SMG in there.

You funeral. Best of three?

First to five!
Game's on.

Oh, hoa, hoa, hoa. See ya!

I'm destroying you!

What are you doing here?
Saving your ass.

Yeah, well, it's a little late for that.

Dammit, Brian! What the Hell are you doing?

I'm leaving on my own accord.

Yeah, I set you up. But you know what? You wanted to be in that game, and you screwed it up.

So you can blame me. You can blame the whole damn school.

But right here, right now, it is all on you.

Let's dance.

But...but it was Games' time!

This isn't over Brian D. Cronies, let's roll.

Thanks for the assist.

Um, yeah, you're welcome. You should play like that more often.

See you at sign-ups tomorrow.

You can kiss your high scores, good bye!

Yeah, good luck with that captain.

Hey, Jenny, thanks for giving me a shot.

And no matter how cool your are, better practice those 5-star songs if you plan on taking me on. Brian.