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Alex Farnham Best New Vines (ALL VINES) compilation (vine) funny vines HD

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    Bradas be like...
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    Whoa! What are they? One circus.
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    Where the clown?
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    Where is the clown?
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    [Muzak. Crowd noises.]
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    Ooh! It's my birthday
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    It's my birthday
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    I'm gonna spend my money.
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    [Giggles.]
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    It's my birthday.
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    It's my birthday.
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    I'm gonna spend my money.
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    Small kine sick.
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    Small kine mean.
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    When you get 4 for dollar
    tangerine.
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    Cat!
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    Dawg!
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    Cat!
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    Dog.
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    Boy.
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    And so then,
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    He was like,
    "Where did you get those shoes?"
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    And I was like,
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    "Why do you need to know?
    Like, these are my shoes."
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    Are you listening?
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    Bam! Bam! Bam!
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    Bam...
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    Bam.
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    Bam!
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    And then I was like,
    "Andrea, what are you doing?"
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    And she was like,
    "I'm doing my hair!"
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    So I was like, "What?"
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    "I'm doing my hair."
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    It's like, "You're a betch."
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    [Gibberish.]
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    Oh, SHIT!
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    [Screaming.]
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    Uhhhhhh........
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    Hey!
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    Go.
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    [Laughs.]
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    The beach. The sand.
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    Hawai'i land.
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    Then you get this brada, man.
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    [Crowd and traffic noises.]
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    Ahh! Ahh!
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    [Disco instrumental.]
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    Costco!
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    Pork pies. Pork pies.
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    Ooh! Free sample.
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    [?]
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    Ahh.
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    [Toothbrush motor.]
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    Aaahhhh!
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    Ugh.
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    Ahh!
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    [Sucking noise.]
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    Arrghh!
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    Mmmm!
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    Oooh.
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    Aahhh!
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    Super Saiyan.
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    Nyahhhh!
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    Cock.
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    Sauce.
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    Potato.
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    Chip.
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    Seven.
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    Eleven.
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    Cheetos.
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    Flaming Hot.
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    Red!
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    Hot.
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    Peanut butter.
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    [Sneeze.]
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    Oh my Lord!
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    [Growling.]
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    Sir!
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    [Growling.]
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    [Thud.]
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    [Snap.]
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    Wow.
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    Argh!
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    [Inhales quickly.]
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    Huh! Nyah! Huh!
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    Chaaa!
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    Nyahhh!
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    Phew!
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    [Exhales.] Fip!
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    Fip!
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    [Breathes hard.] Fip!
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    [Breathes hard.] Ffff-ahhh.
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    Oh.
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    Unh.
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    Gosh, I really need to shave!
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    Uh!
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    [Screams loudly.]
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    Brrrraggghhhbraaaggghhh.
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    What are your thoughts on Syria?
    What are your thoughts on Syria?
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    Syria! What are your thoughts on Syria?
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    Any comment at all? Any comment?
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    The people need to know!
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    Is that your football?
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    Yeah, it's my football!
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    Whoa!
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    Ugh!
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    Sorry 'bout that.
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    Frisbee nut shot!
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    Ugh!
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    [Applause.]
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    Ohhhhhhhhh!
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    Did you wanna build a snowman?
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    Or maybe turnt it up?
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    Hey! You...are...a...
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    Mmph! Urgh!
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    [Giggles.]
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    Goodbye, my friend.
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    I will miss you.
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    I will miss you, too.
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    [Sad music. Crying.]
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    Yeaahhhhaahhhh!
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    [Crying.]
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    [Rapid violin music.]
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    Hey guys. It's 5:30 a.m.
    and I've just finished shooting!
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    Time to hit the sack.
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    Happy St. Patrick's dayyyy...
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    Helloooooo.
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    [Loud crowd noises.]
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    Hi!
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    Hollah! Hollah! Hollah!
    [Repeats.]
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    If you wanna be a pimp...
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    [?]
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    [Rap music.]
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    [High pitch] I don't want to go
    to school, Mommyyyy!
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    [All whispering.]
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    [Sneeze.]
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    [Dog barks.]
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    That was a weird sneeze.
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    [Dogs bark.]
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    Hey!
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    Shoes.
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    Chair.
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    Broken chair.
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    Broom.
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    Cig-erts.
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    Huh-huh.
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    Hey, Ken.
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    Ken.
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    Ken!
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    Ken?
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    Ken.
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    Kennnn.
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    It's Ken!
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    Ahhh.
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    Peter, can you pass the ketchup?
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    Yeah man.
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    [Splat.]
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    F*** you though.
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    Mr. Kitty Cat Man!
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    Yeth?
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    It's a pleasure to meet you.
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    The pleasure is all mine.
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    Thank you for the beard
    and the sunglasses.
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    [Sings] I'm gonna be a mighty king!
    So, my enemies beware!
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    Well I've never seen a king or beast
    with quite so little hair.
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    Has anybody seen my father?
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    I'm looking for my father.
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    Are you my dad?
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    Hahhh.
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    [Hysterical crying.]
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    Boy, I'm pretty thirsty.
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    [Gulps.]
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    Magic nose.
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    Magic.
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    Hey.
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    [Cork pops.]
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    [Glass clinks.]
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    Say hello to your mother for me.
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    [Song plays] Somewhere out there...
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    Mona Lisa!
    Work of an Italian man.
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    Hey, did you fart?
    [Fart noise.]
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    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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    Hah! We're here!
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    Wait. This isn't...
    McDonald's?!
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    I wanted a McFlurryyyyyy!
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    Hey, can you pass me a hammer?
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    Yeah! Here ya go!
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    That's Mr. McCharles.
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    Ohh, Mr. McCharles.
    Oh, Mr. McCharles.
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    Ohhh, Mr. McCharrrrles!
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    Oh yeah. That's nice. That's nice.
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    Real nice, real nice.
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    [Music.]
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    [Panicked breathing.]
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    [Shrieks.]
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    [Music.]
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    [All shouting.]
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    Okay. Okay.
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    Oh, no, I've got to get
    the bread and the milk!
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    I have to get the bread and the milk!
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    Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!!!
    I've got to get the bread and milk.
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    Oh, hey!
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    Hi, man.
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    Guy.
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    Four.
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    I beg your pardon.
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    Awesome.
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    Hold please.
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    Please hold.
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    Hi. Can you hold a second.
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    Hi, I'm looking for --
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    HOLD ON.
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    1 - 2 - 3. Yayyy!
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    There it is.
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    Yeahhh! Did you get it?
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    [Music and DJ.]
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    I think it's gonna rain.
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    Ahh.
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    Naw, maybe not.
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    [Splash.]
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    Blue.
    [They each say it.]
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    That's not your real hair.
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    Oh, yes the hell it is.
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    Okay.
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    Gimme two laps, Petersburg.
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    So: is it John, or is it Sean?
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    Shono.
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    So it's Sean.
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    Shono.
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    So it's Sean?
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    Shono.
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    John.
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    Shono.
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    [Mystical music.]
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    I don't normally eat
    Rice Krispy treats.
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    But, when I do...
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    [Panicky] You guys know
    when the zombies are gonna attack?!
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    They're comin', right?!
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    I gotta get outta here.
    I got - I gotta get outta here.
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    I gotta go -- I gotta go!
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    [Machinery beep.]
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    [Breathless] I'm gonna die.
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    Now usually I don't do this,
    but, uh...
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    gonna break off a little
    preview of the remix.
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    Huh hehe. Huh. Whoa.
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    [Swallows hard.] Where am I?!
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    Ark. Dot org.
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    - Sherry's Ark...
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    Dot org.
    Like Noah's Ark?
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    - Okay.
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    Sherry's Ark.
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    [Song] May you always
    be courageous....
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    stand upright, and be strong.
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    I broke my glasses.
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    It's sunny.
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    I don't know whether it's the weather,
    or whether it's my fat [?]
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    but my glasses broke.
    Did you know that?
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    [Music. DJ. Saxophone.]
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    I really wish there was an elevator.
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    Shit!
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    Hello. My name is
    Umbrito Turnim.
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    I am a-scared because
    I don't know where my mama or daddy.
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    Please help me.
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    [Screams.]
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    What do you think, Jack Nicholson?
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    Ehh --
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    [Hysterical crying.]
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    I'll show you southern, man.
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    [Music.]
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    Is that dog flying?
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    Yeah.
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    Hey. What kinda sound
    does a car accident make?
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    Bam.
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    [House music.]
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    Sweetish.
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    Macalfbrakagros.
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    Seet Likkin.
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    Gratsoss.
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    Kex.
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    Sweetish.
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    Bradas be like...
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    Whoa!
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    Sheeetz!
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    I'm from WeHo.
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    I'm from NoHo.
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    I'm from the O. C.
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    I'm Batman!
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    Wahhhh --
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    Choo!
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    [Both] Whoaaaa.
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    What the heck?
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    [Vintage car horn.]
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    This isn't L. A. at all.
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    Excuse me! Excuse me sir!
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    Hello!
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    Excuse me. Do you know where
    I could find a post office, around here?
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    [Electric guitar.]
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    [Music.]
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    [Electric guitar riff.]
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    [Rap beat.]
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    Pound it.
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    Pound it. Pound it.
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    Pound it! Pound it.
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    Yeahhhh!
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    [Screams.]
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    Take it from me. They don't understand!
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    Hmm.
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    Ehh!
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    Ahh.
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    Unh! I don't feel good.
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    Ugghh! Nyahh.
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    Here you go.
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    [Song] Don't go chasin' waterfalls...
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    Hellooo.
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    Heh. Ha. This is nice.
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    Ooooh. Hiiii.
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    "Boy Meets World," with Mr. Feeney.
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    Call me Cory Matthews,
    in a great beanie.
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    [Sings] Bring your phone
    close to mine
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    and we'll make a
    synchronized Vine.
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    [Sings] When there's something gross
    in your neighborhood....
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    Who ya gonna call?
    Grossbusters!
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    You know where they moved my desk?
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    Yes. Upstairs.
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    Haaaaa!
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    Mulsasso.
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    Mulsasso?
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    You know, the lemon?
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    Oh!
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    [Blurp.]
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    Bwah!!
    [Giggles.]
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    [Fart noises.]
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    Nehhhh.
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    Ohhhh!
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    Oops! [Giggles.]
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    Hey I like this shirt.
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    You like that shirt?
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    Yep.
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    You can't have it!
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    [Song] I'm dancing in the shower.
    I'm singing in the shower.
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    This is my impression of my sister
    when she gets mad.
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    "I don't know where you're taking me.
    I can spend all that!"
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    What the fuh -- ?
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    [Lip sync to rap.]
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    Hi.
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    Hey.
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    [Giggles.]
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    [Sings] On my paws,
    I'm just cruisin'
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    Feline fine, 'cause
    I'm a cat named Susan.
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    Sweater. Sweater. Sweater.
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    Black sweater.
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    I don't have a sweater.
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    Listen very closely.
    I will find you.
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    And when I find you,
    I will tell you
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    to talk to the hand.
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    Only 3 Tic Tacs left.
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    [All slurp.]
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    [Crunch.]
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    Ohhhh!
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    Whoa!
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    Ow!
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    Ehh.
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    Wait. It didn't do anything.
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    And we're live in 3 --
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    2 --
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    Welcome to V-I-N-E in the morning.
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    [Panicky shouting.]
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    [Screams.]
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    The wisdom teeth
    are your smartest teeth.
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    [Muffled] Wisdom teeth...
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    Yup.
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    Ugh!
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    Wowwww.
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    Jagerbombs.
    [Repeats.]
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    Tastes like shit!
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    [Slap] Heyyy!
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    [Giggles.]
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    What was that for?
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    You're a sucker. [Slap]
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    Zombies aren't real.
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    Uhhhhhh
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    Nope!
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    Arrghhh!
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    Ugghhhhh.
    Nooooooo.
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Alex Farnham Best New Vines (ALL VINES) compilation (vine) funny vines HD
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