-
- Oh no.
-
The YouTubers broke up their relationship.
-
I hope it wasn't me and Dan.
-
(production beep)
-
I've been a YouTuber for a while,
-
and I've been around a
lot of YouTubers too.
-
So, when I'm at a convention or something,
-
I can usually tell when
I'm with a nice one
-
or when one is being a
total di- (dog bark).
-
I'm just kidding.
-
Am I?
-
I'm just kidding. Am I?
-
But yeah, spotting a bad apple isn't hard
-
in the YouTuber world.
-
I also like to think I've got good morals.
-
I would save a fish in distress.
-
I'd let you know if something was
-
behind you while you were watching this.
-
(ominous note)
-
If you checked you better, like
this video, I protected you.
-
Anyway, I'm gonna search the word YouTuber
-
into Reddit and help solve
some people's moral dilemmas.
-
I feel like I've got a good
standing to have opinions
-
on this matter, and we're gonna decide
-
if people are the (dog
bark) or the nasshole.
-
Can I say (dog bark) hole on YouTube?
-
A hole?
-
No, that's too American.
-
Bum hole.
-
That's too British and gross.
-
Hole. Just hole.
-
No, that's worse.
-
Hole. We're going with hole.
-
Are you the hole? (laughs)
-
Not you, are they the hole?
-
Right. Okay. (production beep)
-
Let's go.
-
YouTuber, am I the hole?
-
When I, 23 female, share funny
clips of YouTuber Markiplier
-
with my boyfriend, 26 male. (laughs)
-
What?
-
So he gets all jealous.
-
Is he think you're gonna
run off with Markiplier?
-
So I've been a fan of
Markiplier now for five years.
-
Five years. Get on my level.
-
I'm a bigger fan than you.
-
10 years, baby.
-
So the problem started a week ago
-
that I started to be a bit more open
-
about what I like and enjoy.
-
This is giving a red flag already
-
because I feel like if you're
truly comfortable with him,
-
it should have already
happened after two years
-
and you are scared to share
your interest until now
-
which seems a bit strange.
-
Anyway, I started to open
up a bit more on what I like
-
and enjoy with him and everything is fine
-
until I share a picture
meme clip of Markiplier
-
and then schisse hits the fan.
-
He starts to get all defensive saying
-
you like that guy way more than me?
-
What? No. You give him money.
-
Does he give you things I don't?
-
What is happening?
-
He also thinks the YouTube
membership is like only fans.
-
(laughs) Sorry.
-
I mean, Mark does have an only fans.
-
Maybe you got those two confused
-
but still that should be fine.
-
Come on.
-
What's going on?
-
I've always said that
Markiplier content always
-
gives me a laugh and makes my day.
-
And he says, "Well, next
time, don't come at me
-
with your problems and talk
to your boyfriend, Mark."
-
What the hell?
-
Dump his ass now.
-
Well, Mark is very attractive man
-
with that deep voice and
gives me confusing feelings.
-
He is not someone to be a threat.
-
You are not the hole.
-
Your boyfriend is deep in the hole.
-
He's so far down, he cannot
even see the sky anymore.
-
He's in the depths.
-
I mean, you could go to couples counseling
-
and talk about this with a professional
-
or find someone that you
can just watch Markiplier
-
videos with.
-
Enjoy that deep voice.
-
Even look at his only fans together
-
without any jealousy or weirdness.
-
I'm not feeling it.
-
Oh, we've got an update.
-
Wait, wait, what?
-
I, (laughs) sorry.
-
Sorry. I'm so invested in this already.
-
I talked to him and showed him this post
-
in the morning and he said,
-
"How dare I post this on Reddit?
-
That was a breach of privacy."
-
And he blocked me on our
text apps and he called me
-
and told me that he'll drop
the stuff I left. (claps)
-
Yes, in his apartment later today.
-
So I guess I'm single now.
-
Oh, I'm so relieved.
-
That's great.
-
That's amazing.
-
Look, as the blanket rule,
if you're in a relationship,
-
your significant other
should not be controlling
-
your interest in any way.
-
You're in your own bubble.
-
They are not you.
-
Get out of that.
-
Stop it.
-
(laughs) Oh, that got me riled up.
-
What we got next?
-
Ooh, am I the hole for not
telling my family about
-
my YouTube channel?
-
Okay. That's interesting.
-
I've been there.
-
When you first start a YouTube
channel, it does feel a bit
-
like a weird secret that you
might not be ready to share
-
with everyone because you're
putting yourself out there.
-
And for some reason, strangers
feel a lot less threatening
-
than friends and family at the beginning.
-
So I already get where they're going.
-
I, 19, make YouTube videos
for a very small niche.
-
Fursuit repair.
-
I'm no way famous in this niche
-
let alone on YouTube in general.
-
But I'm popular enough that
I can monetize the content.
-
I make nowhere near
enough to support myself
-
but it's some extra spending money.
-
Until recently, I've been
saving up for a tattoo
-
and I've been so excited to get this.
-
I designed it myself
and I had a consultation
-
and paid the deposit.
-
I'm excited for your tattoo.
-
I told my family about this.
-
My dad was super happy for me
-
and he knows how much I've
been looking forward to this.
-
However, my mother questioned
how I was able to save up
-
money so quickly
-
and started to doubt I was
putting away so many savings
-
as I said I was.
-
She kept grilling me.
-
I'm sure many people have grilly parents.
-
Until I told her that I've
got a small YouTube channel
-
that brings in a bit of money
and I want to spend that
-
on the tattoo.
-
She started demanding I tell
her what my channel was called
-
and showed her the videos.
-
I declined 'cause that's personal.
-
I don't want to be judged
-
and have to answer a million
questions about this niche.
-
She is now upset and not talking to me
-
and she's being really passive aggressive
-
and now I feel kind of bad.
-
So am I the hole?
-
You are not the hole.
-
Helicoptery parents, shwa, shwa, shwa.
-
I'm sure a lot of people
are relating right now.
-
It's up to you what you
share with your parents
-
at 19, you are an adult.
-
You could go live in Taiwan
and that's your choice.
-
But they might have just
had a bit of a pride hit
-
that they didn't know
everything they thought they did
-
about their child.
-
They've had this hobby, you
didn't want to share it.
-
I don't think they've got
any obligations to share this
-
with their parents.
-
I reckon if they wanted to keep the peace
-
they could just be like,
-
"Hey, I'm not ready to share it yet.
-
When I'm more confident with the videos
-
maybe I'll show you.
-
But the moment I just
wanna keep it for me,"
-
rather than falling into an arguing match.
-
But overall, your privacy is your privacy.
-
And mum has gotta respect
that, man. (laughs)
-
What's wrong with me today?
-
I don't know what's wrong
with me today. (laughs)
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Am I the hole feeling neglected
-
'cause the guy I'm seeing
prioritizes YouTube over me?
-
What? I'm a 17 year old girl.
-
I'm seeing an 18 year old boy.
-
We'll call him B.
-
He's a semi-famous YouTuber
with about 180,000 subscribers.
-
Ooh, anyone join the dots
on this one? (laughs)
-
It's quite specific information.
-
Starting last month, he went full force
-
into prioritizing his
career, good moves B.
-
Because his revenue quadrupled.
-
I believe it's a lot more
-
than he's investing into our relationship.
-
I don't think B owes you anything, really.
-
I currently don't work and
don't plan to until I go
-
to college and he usually
pays for everything.
-
Before his blow up,
-
he would take me on
mediocre dates to Red Robin.
-
What is Red Robin?
-
I'm, I'm invested. (laughs)
-
I'm banned from entering
the Red Robin website.
-
That looks fine.
-
That's like a diner meets a sports bar.
-
They shouldn't be complaining.
-
They're not paying for anything.
-
Oh, I can't. I can't decide yet.
-
There might be more to the story.
-
He never takes me anywhere
fancier, and I haven't
-
got nice gifts since my
friend's boyfriends do.
-
This makes me feel neglected.
-
Anytime I wanna hang out or
talk to him on the phone,
-
he is making videos and he
pays no attention to me.
-
He makes me feel like he
cares more about his channel
-
than he does me. Jealous
of a YouTube channel.
-
I don't know whether
I should leave or not.
-
My thoughts are that
if he's gonna reject me
-
for this channel, at least put some more
-
into the relationship
and make it worthwhile.
-
My sister thinks that's an a-hole move
-
and I sound like a gold digger.
-
Ooh. I don't think I am.
-
I just feel a bit neglected.
-
Ooh, okay.
-
Right, right, right.
-
You are the hole, I'm sorry.
-
I'm sorry. (laughs)
-
It's like it's not as bad
as some of them, but listen,
-
your boyfriend is buying
you Red Robin, snacks,
-
gourmet burgers.
-
I mean, you are not getting him anything.
-
So if you're in this
relationship for lovely treats
-
and bangals and quad bikes,
I feel like this is wrong.
-
This person needs to look
into their soul and think
-
am I with this person
for the right reasons?
-
Or do I just want an iPad?
-
You want the iPad.
-
I'm sympathetic.
-
They're spending all the time working,
-
but it's an exciting
time in their careers.
-
You've gotta kind of reach
some kind of understanding
-
that things could be
busy for a bit and then
-
you might go to Disneyland
when they get the fat checks.
-
(gasps)
-
No. He deleted his account, but it's here.
-
Hey guys. I'm the guy in the post.
-
I found out about 20 minutes
ago and texted her about it.
-
She basically told me I don't
spend enough money on her
-
and how much I make
-
and she feels neglected because of that.
-
I'm glad I know now that
she either isn't supportive
-
of my dreams or only is
when she benefits from it.
-
I've already texted her
-
that we will not be
seeing each other anymore.
-
(canned cheering, applause)
-
Thank you for all your defenses.
-
Wow. This Reddit is a poison chalice.
-
You could be just posting there,
calling your boyfriend out
-
and then he dumps your ass.
-
Ho, ho, ho. (laughs)
-
Turned into Mario there.
Watch out crisp rat.
-
That was a ride.
-
Can we keep the train going?
-
A lot of these seems to be
-
about people being jealous
of YouTube channels.
-
What we got?
-
Am the hole for blasting Disney music?
-
How is this gonna be related to YouTube?
-
Hello, I'm 16.
-
I've got an older brother, 19
-
who's one of those prank
YouTubers and TikTokers.
-
Oh, that must be hard
to live with. (laughs)
-
No offense to pranksters.
-
I do not like a prank.
-
Pranks stressed me out.
-
If I was in a prank house for a year,
-
I think I'd have to go live
in a monastery like my nerves,
-
my nerves cannot take a prank.
-
I would become Father Philip.
-
He's been doing this kind
of content since 2017
-
and makes some pretty good money from it.
-
It's annoying for me and I
hate it as his little sister.
-
I'm constantly having a
camera shoved in my face
-
even when I'm busy.
-
He's "pranked me" by pretending
to delete my school projects
-
off my laptop, throwing out
my homework/study material.
-
He once fabricated a fake
report card that he gave
-
to my tech illiterate parents
who've got me grounded
-
for a month.
-
What? What?
-
With my money, I recently
bought a Bluetooth speaker.
-
Whenever it- (laughs)
-
This is amazing.
-
Whenever I see him and his stupid camera,
-
I blast whatever Disney
music I can, Let It Go,
-
We Don't Talk About Bruno, anything I can
-
because then Disney is
vicious with copyright
-
and he cannot use any of the footage.
-
(canned cheering)
(claps)
-
This is the third time
I've clapped in this video
-
but I'm impressed.
-
He's tried talking to me about it,
-
usually on camera to "work out our issue".
-
That means he's just trying
to go back to pranking me.
-
Because I'm very popular
with his audience,
-
he's been slowly losing
views and followers
-
and blaming me for the speaker.
-
My parents are taking his
side as he's providing for us,
-
and he's the golden child.
-
It sounds to me like you've
got the perfect revenge.
-
I hate pranks so much.
-
I feel like pranks are only good
-
if you're doing something
nice for the person
-
not just using your sister
for quick entertainment.
-
So your brother had it coming.
-
Also, you should be
getting a cut of the videos
-
if you're the main star of the pranks.
-
Another thing I would tell you is most
-
prank channels are fake, right?
-
So if you and your brother
wanna be harmonious,
-
make some money.
-
Just fake some pranks
-
because that's what all
prankers do on YouTube.
-
It's so obvious as well
-
because there's so many
pranks where there's just
-
a high quality camera in the corner.
-
It's like, (laughs).
-
Like did they not notice the cameraman
-
in their bedroom?
-
Anyway.
-
Yeah. I'm sorry, your
brother sounds terrible.
-
Hopefully he'll move out soon
into one of those prank houses
-
and then you'll be free.
-
Am I the hole for
confronting my girlfriend
-
about her obsession with a celebrity?
-
Me and my girlfriend can
sometimes be a little jealous
-
but we are usually very
understanding of each other.
-
This happened moments ago. Ooh, live.
-
My girlfriend wanted me to
look at a video she saved
-
and as I was scrolling, I
begin to notice the amount
-
of pictures and videos saved
of this pair of YouTubers.
-
(laughs) It's not popular
YouTubers Dan and Phil, is it?
-
(laughs) Don't wanna
put salt in the wound.
-
No, I'm being vain.
-
Now, I knew she liked them
-
'cause she watches their videos every day
-
but it never seemed like
she liked them this much.
-
I scrolled and saw there were 200 pictures
-
of videos of them in
the span of two weeks.
-
Look, people hyperfixate on stuff.
-
It's fine.
-
Chill out.
-
I said, "I never knew you
were obsessed with them."
-
And she flipped.
-
She got really defensive and
claimed I was being jealous.
-
Long story short, we're no
longer on speaking terms.
-
Oh no.
-
The YouTubers broke up
the relationship. (laughs)
-
Hope it wasn't me and Dan.
-
It sounds like you got some
issues in this relationship
-
but you can't be jealous
of YouTubers on the phone.
-
People hyperfixate on stuff.
-
You should see someone's
phone that's been watching
-
Our Flag Means Death.
-
You should see the Twitter
bookmarks of a Heartstopper fan.
-
It's a whole thing.
-
It's a whole thing.
-
You kinda let your girlfriend
have their interests.
-
This guy is pretty deep in
my hole, right? (laughs)
-
Am I the hole for forcing my
friends to watch YouTube videos
-
on my birthday?
-
Me and my girlfriend don't
have a lot of friends
-
but we've managed to get
into a group of five people
-
but we're constantly inviting 'em to go
-
out and pay for almost every activity.
-
Cinema, waterpark, ice cream, pizza.
-
Last Saturday, I invited everyone
to my house, my birthday.
-
We had pizza and beers and
started playing some board games.
-
After a few hours got seated on the couch
-
and started chatting with each other.
-
I was kind of bored.
-
It's your birthday dude.
-
I was kind of bored.
-
So I turned on TV and
put on some Smosh videos.
-
Great choice.
-
We love Smosh.
-
No one seemed to care.
-
So I literally zoned out
-
and kept watching until I got
to Reddit videos. (laughs)
-
Have I just been called out?
-
Oh no.
-
I was so intrigued in the videos.
-
There we go.
-
See they're worth watching.
-
That I forgot there were people there
-
and just kept eating
snacks while watching.
-
I didn't realize no one
was talking anymore.
-
Oh no.
-
(groans)
-
Someone got up and said they
had to go because it was late.
-
The problem started when in the group chat
-
everyone got mad at me
and said I was a bad host
-
and they would never come to my home again
-
because I forced them
to watch YouTube videos.
-
I could.
-
Oh, oh no, my girlfriend and
I are shocked and confused.
-
I don't understand
-
if the YouTube videos really made them mad
-
if it was something else.
-
How did you zone out?
-
I don't understand.
-
Unless you're thinking we're all
-
in our rat mode on the phone.
-
Not really talking to each
other part of the evening.
-
But it doesn't seem like that.
-
I think they were all like,
let's have a chat, friend.
-
And then you were just
watching YouTube videos
-
and ignoring them and then they went home.
-
Like what?
-
But flip reverse.
-
I feel like on your birthday
you get a bit of a hole pass
-
to be slightly weird, slightly
extra or make your friends
-
do things they don't
necessarily want to do.
-
So I get the feeling they're
probably just roasting
-
in the group chat rather
than being actually mean.
-
I don't know.
-
I've not read the messages
-
but that's where I'm coming from.
-
Because if they're good friends
-
they're not gonna throw
it away over one evening.
-
If we're making a call, you
are a mild hole for that.
-
Oh my God, I just clicked off
-
and I have to read this
one from the homepage.
-
Am I the hole for giving my
daughter a stuffed bear filled
-
with human hair? (laughs)
-
What!? What?
-
What is happening?
-
My wife and I just had a daughter,
-
our first child three months ago.
-
My family has a tradition
where the firstborn
-
will get a special stuffed animal.
-
I got one from my mother
when I was born who got one
-
from their mother, who
got one from their father
-
and so on and so on.
-
And the reason it's special is
-
because the stuffing is
made from the parents.
-
Why? Why?
-
That's like saying
-
I've got a beanbag made
of my sister's teeth.
-
What, what is happening?
-
When the child is old enough
-
to start getting their hair cut,
-
their parents will save their
hair as much as they can.
-
When a child becomes a parent themselves,
-
the grandparent will save the used hair
-
to make a stuffed animal for the baby.
-
This is weird.
-
I don't wanna shame people's traditions,
-
but this is strange to me.
-
It's giving ritual, cult,
bear that is gonna reanimate
-
with granddad's soul after
being filled with his hair.
-
You know what I mean?
-
My mother spent a lot of
time making this stuffed bear
-
from scratch to fill
with my childhood hair.
-
She finished it last
week to give to the baby.
-
Instead of liking the bear,
my wife said it was gross
-
and disgusting and she wouldn't
have it around our daughter.
-
I told her, it's our daughter, not hers.
-
There's nothing disgusting
about my family's tradition.
-
She said it was unhygienic.
-
I told her it's not.
-
The hair is clean and preserved.
-
And she said, if I ever put
that thing near our daughter,
-
she would throw it in the trash.
-
I told my mother about the fight
-
and now she's feuding with my wife too.
-
Oh, bad move, dude.
-
Why did you tell the mother?
-
Listen, everyone has
their weird traditions
-
and stuff like that.
-
All you had to do was say, thanks mum.
-
Mum leaves.
-
Take it away and put it in a cupboard.
-
Mum comes back.
-
Oh, the baby was eating it.
-
So we've put it in storage for now.
-
Mum's happy. Wife's happy.
-
You went and ruin it by telling mummy.
-
I'm gonna say it's kind of a
nice but also gross tradition.
-
I don't see much wrong with it.
-
I don't think you are a hole,
-
I feel like you made the wrong decision.
-
I don't think your wife
is really either though.
-
I get both sides.
-
This one, I don't think
there's a wrong party.
-
I think you both just
have different opinions
-
about hair bears.
-
What the hell did that
have to do with YouTube?
-
Wow. Wow.
-
Okay. Right.
-
I'm gonna go shave my head
-
and shovel the cuttings
into a stuffed animal.
-
I'm feeling inspired.
-
Leave some comments about what you think
-
about these situations as well.
-
YouTube, it can make relationships.
-
It can break relationships.
-
Is it about the website
or is it about the people?
-
What do you reckon, guys?
-
Did they deserve my judgment there?
-
I don't know.
-
Was I too harsh?
-
It's too late now.
-
It's happened.
-
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-
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