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Key & Peele: I Said Bitch

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    -Hey! - Hi sweetie - Hey Tris
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    Oh I got to see this
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    -You two have a good time -Have fun have fun
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    Dude, I'm sorry we're late man
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    It happens man
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    She talked about how we're suppose to be in the car in 6:45, I'm like alright
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    Oh oh
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    Tell me my dumb ass ain't sit in the car waiting until 7:15
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    Okay when I track my wife down 20 minutes later, she's stepping out the damn shower talking about: can I help you
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    See that's crazy right there
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    Greg, I look at this woman and I say
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    Bitch
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    You told me 6:45
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    You said that
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    Yeah I said
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    Bitch, do not late again
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    You said bitch though
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    hmm
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    You said bitch
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    Yeah
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    Don't play games, man, just tell me what you wanna tell me!
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    Exactly, it's like, say what you mean, mean what you say!
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    Is that so hard?
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    It's like last week, man, we going out to dinner, right?
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    -I'm like, where do you want to go? she's like, you decide. - Oh uh
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    I'm like, alright, Outback Steakhouse. She's like nah~
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    I'm like, straight up Chili's? She's like nah~~
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    -Darrell, I named seven more restaurants - No Greg!
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    -I finally said, Taylors, the place I know she wants to go out the first place. -Right! Right!
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    -She look at me and she said, if that's where you want to go.
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    No she didn't!
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    And that's where I wanna go. Darrell, I looked my woman in the eye, sockets, and I told her straight out.
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    I just said it man. I said it, I said...
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    Bitch!
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    Hey guys!
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    How you doing, and you, you have a good time?
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    -You've seen the better baby. -Did you see the washing machine?
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    The washing machine is huge, you can hold a bunch of clothes in that washing machine.
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    Baby, I'm gonna take Rebecca to the kitchen and show her the dishwasher.
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    -Darrell! - Yeah baby? - I want a kitchen island just like the one upstairs.
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    -You will get it, too! - I love you. - Iove you!
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    -I said bitch~~~
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    If you wanted to go to Taylor's just a brother you want to go to Taylor's!
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    -Right! You said that? -Oh hell yeah, yeah man I let it out, right!
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    I said I said....
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    Bitch! I'm the man of the house!
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    You said bitch though?
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    You called your wife a bitch!
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    Craig? Darrell? Where are those guys?
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    So she's like, why don't you rent a movie we both like?
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    No she didn't!
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    Oh God she spent 25 minutes in the God damn BlockBuster.
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    Craig, I looked this woman in her optic stems, and I said...
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    I said...
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    I said BITCH!
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    You said that?
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    But you said bitch though?
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    Yep!
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    Hey honey, um, Craig's giving me a neighborhood tour.
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    So then she's like, I didn't know we'd be doing so much walking,
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    No oh!
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    I'm like, I didn't tell you to wear those shoes.
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    She said, don't raise your voice at me.
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    What!
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    Darrell!
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    I looked this woman dead in the windows of her soul.
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    I said.
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    I said Bitch~~
Title:
Key & Peele: I Said Bitch
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Video Language:
English
Duration:
04:18

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