1 00:00:06,263 --> 00:00:14,124 -Hey! - Hi sweetie - Hey Tris 2 00:00:14,124 --> 00:00:16,113 Oh I got to see this 3 00:00:16,113 --> 00:00:19,744 -You two have a good time -Have fun have fun 4 00:00:19,744 --> 00:00:21,363 Dude, I'm sorry we're late man 5 00:00:21,363 --> 00:00:22,173 It happens man 6 00:00:22,173 --> 00:00:25,044 She talked about how we're suppose to be in the car in 6:45, I'm like alright 7 00:00:25,044 --> 00:00:26,024 Oh oh 8 00:00:26,024 --> 00:00:30,244 Tell me my dumb ass ain't sit in the car waiting until 7:15 9 00:00:30,244 --> 00:00:37,044 Okay when I track my wife down 20 minutes later, she's stepping out the damn shower talking about: can I help you 10 00:00:37,044 --> 00:00:38,657 See that's crazy right there 11 00:00:38,668 --> 00:00:42,498 Greg, I look at this woman and I say 12 00:00:42,498 --> 00:00:43,778 Bitch 13 00:00:43,778 --> 00:00:46,908 You told me 6:45 14 00:00:46,908 --> 00:00:47,509 You said that 15 00:00:47,509 --> 00:00:48,408 Yeah I said 16 00:00:48,408 --> 00:00:52,268 Bitch, do not late again 17 00:00:52,268 --> 00:00:53,257 You said bitch though 18 00:00:53,257 --> 00:00:55,100 hmm 19 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:56,749 You said bitch 20 00:00:56,749 --> 00:01:00,450 Yeah 21 00:01:02,585 --> 00:01:05,219 Don't play games, man, just tell me what you wanna tell me! 22 00:01:05,219 --> 00:01:06,897 Exactly, it's like, say what you mean, mean what you say! 23 00:01:07,087 --> 00:01:08,238 Is that so hard? 24 00:01:08,238 --> 00:01:10,095 It's like last week, man, we going out to dinner, right? 25 00:01:10,095 --> 00:01:13,308 -I'm like, where do you want to go? she's like, you decide. - Oh uh 26 00:01:13,308 --> 00:01:16,497 I'm like, alright, Outback Steakhouse. She's like nah~ 27 00:01:16,497 --> 00:01:19,447 I'm like, straight up Chili's? She's like nah~~ 28 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:23,399 -Darrell, I named seven more restaurants - No Greg! 29 00:01:23,399 --> 00:01:26,678 -I finally said, Taylors, the place I know she wants to go out the first place. -Right! Right! 30 00:01:26,678 --> 00:01:29,608 -She look at me and she said, if that's where you want to go. 31 00:01:29,608 --> 00:01:30,548 No she didn't! 32 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:36,188 And that's where I wanna go. Darrell, I looked my woman in the eye, sockets, and I told her straight out. 33 00:01:36,188 --> 00:01:44,531 I just said it man. I said it, I said... 34 00:01:44,531 --> 00:01:45,840 Bitch! 35 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:46,409 Hey guys! 36 00:01:46,409 --> 00:01:48,399 How you doing, and you, you have a good time? 37 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,590 -You've seen the better baby. -Did you see the washing machine? 38 00:01:50,590 --> 00:01:54,590 The washing machine is huge, you can hold a bunch of clothes in that washing machine. 39 00:01:54,626 --> 00:01:58,397 Baby, I'm gonna take Rebecca to the kitchen and show her the dishwasher. 40 00:01:58,397 --> 00:02:01,326 -Darrell! - Yeah baby? - I want a kitchen island just like the one upstairs. 41 00:02:01,326 --> 00:02:06,236 -You will get it, too! - I love you. - Iove you! 42 00:02:06,329 --> 00:02:10,329 -I said bitch~~~ 43 00:02:10,622 --> 00:02:14,163 If you wanted to go to Taylor's just a brother you want to go to Taylor's! 44 00:02:14,163 --> 00:02:18,223 -Right! You said that? -Oh hell yeah, yeah man I let it out, right! 45 00:02:18,223 --> 00:02:18,943 I said I said.... 46 00:02:18,943 --> 00:02:27,842 Bitch! I'm the man of the house! 47 00:02:27,842 --> 00:02:29,154 You said bitch though? 48 00:02:29,154 --> 00:02:33,614 You called your wife a bitch! 49 00:02:33,614 --> 00:02:41,175 Craig? Darrell? Where are those guys? 50 00:02:41,175 --> 00:02:43,364 So she's like, why don't you rent a movie we both like? 51 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:43,874 No she didn't! 52 00:02:43,874 --> 00:02:46,926 Oh God she spent 25 minutes in the God damn BlockBuster. 53 00:02:46,926 --> 00:02:50,095 Craig, I looked this woman in her optic stems, and I said... 54 00:02:50,095 --> 00:02:51,296 I said... 55 00:02:54,134 --> 00:02:56,924 I said BITCH! 56 00:02:56,924 --> 00:02:58,325 You said that? 57 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:01,784 But you said bitch though? 58 00:03:01,784 --> 00:03:03,523 Yep! 59 00:03:03,523 --> 00:03:12,536 Hey honey, um, Craig's giving me a neighborhood tour. 60 00:03:12,536 --> 00:03:15,737 So then she's like, I didn't know we'd be doing so much walking, 61 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:16,826 No oh! 62 00:03:16,826 --> 00:03:19,476 I'm like, I didn't tell you to wear those shoes. 63 00:03:19,476 --> 00:03:21,956 She said, don't raise your voice at me. 64 00:03:21,956 --> 00:03:23,266 What! 65 00:03:23,266 --> 00:03:25,496 Darrell! 66 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:30,727 I looked this woman dead in the windows of her soul. 67 00:03:30,727 --> 00:03:54,599 I said. 68 00:03:54,599 --> 00:04:02,929 I said Bitch~~