-Hey! - Hi sweetie - Hey Tris
Oh I got to see this
-You two have a good time -Have fun have fun
Dude, I'm sorry we're late man
It happens man
She talked about how we're suppose to be in the car in 6:45, I'm like alright
Oh oh
Tell me my dumb ass ain't sit in the car waiting until 7:15
Okay when I track my wife down 20 minutes later, she's stepping out the damn shower talking about: can I help you
See that's crazy right there
Greg, I look at this woman and I say
Bitch
You told me 6:45
You said that
Yeah I said
Bitch, do not late again
You said bitch though
hmm
You said bitch
Yeah
Don't play games, man, just tell me what you wanna tell me!
Exactly, it's like, say what you mean, mean what you say!
Is that so hard?
It's like last week, man, we going out to dinner, right?
-I'm like, where do you want to go? she's like, you decide. - Oh uh
I'm like, alright, Outback Steakhouse. She's like nah~
I'm like, straight up Chili's? She's like nah~~
-Darrell, I named seven more restaurants - No Greg!
-I finally said, Taylors, the place I know she wants to go out the first place. -Right! Right!
-She look at me and she said, if that's where you want to go.
No she didn't!
And that's where I wanna go. Darrell, I looked my woman in the eye, sockets, and I told her straight out.
I just said it man. I said it, I said...
Bitch!
Hey guys!
How you doing, and you, you have a good time?
-You've seen the better baby. -Did you see the washing machine?
The washing machine is huge, you can hold a bunch of clothes in that washing machine.
Baby, I'm gonna take Rebecca to the kitchen and show her the dishwasher.
-Darrell! - Yeah baby? - I want a kitchen island just like the one upstairs.
-You will get it, too! - I love you. - Iove you!
-I said bitch~~~
If you wanted to go to Taylor's just a brother you want to go to Taylor's!
-Right! You said that? -Oh hell yeah, yeah man I let it out, right!
I said I said....
Bitch! I'm the man of the house!
You said bitch though?
You called your wife a bitch!
Craig? Darrell? Where are those guys?
So she's like, why don't you rent a movie we both like?
No she didn't!
Oh God she spent 25 minutes in the God damn BlockBuster.
Craig, I looked this woman in her optic stems, and I said...
I said...
I said BITCH!
You said that?
But you said bitch though?
Yep!
Hey honey, um, Craig's giving me a neighborhood tour.
So then she's like, I didn't know we'd be doing so much walking,
No oh!
I'm like, I didn't tell you to wear those shoes.
She said, don't raise your voice at me.
What!
Darrell!
I looked this woman dead in the windows of her soul.
I said.
I said Bitch~~