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Guillermo in the Bourne Ultimatum

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    For those of you, who are interested
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    into a sneak preview of the new blockbuster
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    "The Bourne Ultimatum".
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    We got a situation.
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    Someone is online.
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    He's on the street.
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    Jason Bourne.
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    We believe, within 1,000 yards
    of this building.
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    ...taken you somebodies identities.
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    Bourne, Lee, Cain, Cheever.
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    You know, you were the first
    once in the program.
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    Noah Vosen.
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    Hi, Noah.
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    It's me. Bourne Identity.
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    I was wondering
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    when you were going to
    make this call.
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    Were are you?
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    I'm sitting in my office.
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    I doubt that.
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    And why would you doubt that?
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    Because I'm sitting in your office.
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    Code 10 abort, Code 10 abort.
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    I've got Bourne.
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    Listen very careful,
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    what I have to tell you.
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    I remember.
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    I remember everything.
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    Who are you?
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    I'm Iason Bourne Identity.
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    Are you from Kimmel?
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    No.
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    Stay right there.
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    Now, you want to bump me
    from my own *** movies?
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    You can't even say right.
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    It's "Jason".
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    Iason.
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    No, Jason.
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    Iason.
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    Ja, Ja, Jason.
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    Ia, Ia, Iason.
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    ***, had Kimmel sent you down there?
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    Who is Jimmy Kimmel?
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    I didn't say "Jimmy".
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    No speak english.
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    No, no.
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    I've asked you a question.
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    Come here, buddy.
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    Listen, say Jimmy Kimmel, that he can't
    bump me out of my own movie.
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    You understand me?
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    Yes.
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    You understand?
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    A little bit.
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    You understand me?
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    Yes, but--
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    Don't you answer me,
    less I ask you a direct question.
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    You understand?
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    Yes, but that was--
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    Sorry, my fault.
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    That was a question.
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    Answer me.
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    What was the question?
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    What would you say Jimmy Kimmel,
    when you see him.
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    Answer me.
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    Not - to - bomp - you -
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    Why do you do that?
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    What`s *** this?
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    Me *** kidding me.
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    I mean seriously,
    are you kidding me?
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    Did Jimmy Kimmel bumping me
    from my own *** movie?
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    For whom? Guillermo?
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    *** you, Kimmel.
Title:
Guillermo in the Bourne Ultimatum
Description:

Jimmy Kimmel Live - Guillermo in the Bourne Ultimatum

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Video Language:
English
Team:
Film & TV
Duration:
03:49

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