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ERB - Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge

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    Wake up, Scrooge
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    I'm about to take a Dickens of a dump
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    on this lonely, homely
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    little miserable grump
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    I'm like the star on a Christmas tree
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    you're like a stump
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    I'm not known for my heart
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    but you're still getting trumped
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    you remind me of my ex-wife
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    in a bikini
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    cause you disgust me
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    keep your TB from Tiny Timmy
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    away from me
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    don't even touch me
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    I don't shake hands
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    I don't make fans
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    I ruin rappers faster than Scottish lands
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    even Jay-Z knows what a pimp I am
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    I got my name on the
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    front of the business, man
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    my raps will haunt you
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    make you think you're going insane
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    you're about to get whooped
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    by three emcee's
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    of the ethereal plane
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    so when the clock strikes
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    prepare to enter a world
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    of Christmas pain
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    cause I'm out
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    I got my own f***ing problems
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    call me 2 Chainz
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    How dare you disturb me
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    when I'm napping in my chair
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    you're a crappy rap spitting apparition
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    I ain't scared of this random phantom
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    haunt all you want I don't care
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    I do not believe in ghosts
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    and I don't believe that hair
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    Don't panic Scrooge
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    but you're about to crash
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    I'm J.P. Morgan
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    the ghost of rich dudes past
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    who's properly rocking
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    the monopoly mustache
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    yo, I own the railroads
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    I run these tracks
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    you got dumped on a bench
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    now you're pissed at the world
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    you should have made like Sebastian
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    and kissed the girl
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    because your greed is the curse
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    that's gonna tear you apart
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    what good is your purse
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    if you're poor in your heart
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    Bah humbug
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    your raps don't unnerve me
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    they're atrocious
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    what frightens me the most
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    is your gross ghost proboscis
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    business and success
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    that's the life I've selected
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    so enough with your pictures from the past
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    I'm not affected
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    Well you're about to be right now
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    I'm the ghost of what's right now
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    just take a lesson from Yeezy
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    you're missing the point Ebenezy
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    there's more to life than your work
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    take it easy
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    even I can make time for Azizy
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    best put some friends on your wish list
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    cause you don't know the spirit of Christmas
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    if you did then you would at this moment
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    be sharing your money
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    with some of the homeless
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    No this isn't happening
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    oh it's maddening agony
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    wait
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    actually
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    harkening back to the dead Donald's lecture
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    I still am expecting a final specter
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    Boo!
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    you're gonna die
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    no one to love you and no one to cry
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    alone by yourself
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    on the bed of your death
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    with the stench of regret
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    on your last dying breath
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    cause you've chosen the path
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    of a selfish man
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    with Tiny Tim's innocent
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    blood on your hands
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    the penance you pay
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    for the way you behave
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    is written as plain
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    as the name on this grave
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    Are these the shadows of things that will be?
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    or things that may be only
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    if I depart from my course can they change?
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    say it is thus with what you show me
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    I promise to mend my ways
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    a friend to all men is what I will become
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    it's Christmas I haven't missed
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    my chance to be different
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    God bless us every
Title:
ERB - Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge
Video Language:
English
Team:
Epic Rap Battles of History
Project:
ERB Season 3 - Part 1
Duration:
03:26

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