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So last year I served
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as the student government
association president,
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and I'm pretty proud of that
because I worked really heard
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to get that position.
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I spent weeks planning
and executing a campaign,
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handing out flyers, canvassing the
student body, and putting up posters.
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It was all around pretty ruthless
self-promotion.
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There was one poster in particular
that I really loved.
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It featured a series of pictures of me
making funny faces,
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you can laugh...that's the point of it
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and I was making these silly faces
and I loved it
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because I thought it made me
really approachable,
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fun-loving, like someone
you might wanna have dinner with.
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And since I'm always a bit nervous
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that people think I'm a little uptight,
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this was the perfect poster for me.
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So I put it up in Proctor and I left it
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hoping that everyone would like it
just as much as I did.
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But when I came back the next day,
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I noticed something different:
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Someone had made
an addition to this poster.
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You see that picture
at the bottom, in the center,
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where my mouth is open?
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So I didn't really think that much
of this picture, because
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like, I open my mouth all the time
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I'm gonna do it a couple of times
in the course of the next 20 minutes.
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Please brace yourself
if you find that offensive...
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And so I didn't really
worry about this picture,
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but someone saw it
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and they thought to themselves,
you know, :"I'm inspired!"
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And they drew a penis in my mouth ...
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I'm glad that you find that funny...
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I took down the poster, I put it in
my backpack, I went home