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(The Merry Go Round
Broke Down tune chiming)
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(background drum rolling)
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(The Muffin Man tune chiming)
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- [Narrator] In a happy
barnyard some years ago,
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a seemingly unimportant event occurred,
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which was destined to
vitally affect the future
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of that little world.
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(ambient background melody chiming)
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Mr. and Mrs. Duck were expecting.
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(distant Mrs. Duck squawking)
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(duckling egg rattling)
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- Mama, was ist los?
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What's this a dark horse?
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(duckling egg rapid rattling)
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(egg shell popping)
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- Seig heil!
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(discordant background tune blaring)
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- [Narrator] And so time passed.
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(Father Time racing)
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Hey, bud, not so fast.
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- Oh, all right, but time does fly.
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Don't it, Johnny?
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(narrator throat clearing)
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- [Narrator] Time passed.
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The bad egg grew to ma...
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to duckhood,
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and with artistic aspirations
dreamed of brush and pallet,
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but ended up with only the brush.
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(duck muttering in German)
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His artistic efforts spurned,
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he soon turned to other endeavors.
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(duck passionately speaking German)
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- You dopes!
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(duck passionately speaking German)
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My Mama done told me, sieg heil!
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- [Narrator] And there were
some gullible ones who listened.
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(geese enthusiastic squawking)
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( distant duck shouting in German)
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Especially one goose,
more gullible than gooses,
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uh, goose, geese, mice,
meese, geese usually go!
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- That's a right, that's
the old stuff, hey, kiddo.
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He's a smart fella with brains, huh?
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Like me.
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(background intermission tune trilling)
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- Sieg heil!
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- Sieg heil!
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- Sieg heil!
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- Sieg heil!
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- Sieg heil!
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- Sieg heil, boy!
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I'm from south Germany.
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- Sieg heil!
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- Sieg heil!
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- Sieg heil!
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- Sieg heil!
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(goose coughing)
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- I'm a sick heiler too.
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(goose weak coughing)
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(duck shouting in Italian)
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- Tutti frutti, tutti frutti,
and all kinds of whips,
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cream, and walnuts!
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(duckling applauding)
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(duckling cheering in Italian)
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(background melody blaring)
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(thunder rumbling)
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(mud squelching underfoot)
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(lightning crackling)
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- Ow!
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(background melody blaring)
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(distant company feet marching)
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- [Dove] Dear, oh dear, oh dear, dear me.
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Oh, tears.
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Oh, what has come to so
erase all thoughts of peace,
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from of this place?
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Have they forgot, 'tis love that's right?
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And naught is gained by a show of might.
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(somber background tune droning)
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(harsh slapping)
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(shredding machine whirring)
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(machine metal clanking)
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(geese rough brawling)
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- [Narrator] Then from out of
the west came another partner
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to make a silly axis of himself.
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♪ I a Japanese sap man ♪
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♪ Sneaking on with a dew ♪
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♪ Just a Japanese sap man ♪
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♪ I'm a little crazy too ♪
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(water sloshing)
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(intense background melody trilling)
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(background cymbals crashing)
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- Ooo, ouch! Oh, sorry!
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Oh, so sorry.
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Oh, very, very sorry.
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Please, stop.
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Oh, to apologizing like a dickens.
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Oh, just a minute!
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Please, stop!
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Oh, I am not a Japanese son of a gun.
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(intense background melody chiming)
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(wooden board thudding)
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- [Turtle] Yeah, and I'm mock turtle soup.
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(wooden board thudding)
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- [Narrator] With spreading
clouds of war, once more,
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the axis march toward
dreams of further conquest.
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- One, two,... - button my shoe,...
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- three, four,... - shut honorable door.
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- five, six,... - pick up a the sticks.
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- [German Duck] seven, eight,...
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- [Japanese Duck] lay them straight.
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(egg shattering)
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- [Nazi Duck] nine, ten,...
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- begin again!
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(whimsical background melody chiming)
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(somber background tune droning)
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- Mercy me, regretful sight.
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Oh, branch of peace...
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(bird blowing beak)
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forestall this fight.
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(somber background tune chiming)
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Kind sirs, change your warlike...
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(intense background tune droning)
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Stop!
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(dramatic background melody riffing)
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(dove rough brawling)
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Now, where were we?
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Oh, yes!
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(chickens enthusiastic cheering)
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- [Chicken] Hooray!
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Give 'em one for Pear Harbor!
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(group rough brawling)
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(trash can lid rapid clanging)
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America!
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(brawling group clamoring)
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- Peek-a-boo, Fritz.
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(mallet clanging)
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- Busy little bee, aren't I?
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(mallet clanging)
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(distant group clamoring)
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(rapid gunfire blasting)
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- I hate war, but once begun,...
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Well, I just didn't choose to run.
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So, I can point with pride,
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and say there's three
that didn't get away.
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(background trumpeting fanfare)
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(The Merry Go Round Broke
Down background tune blaring)
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(Porky pig blabbering)
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- That's all folks!
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(background theme tune blaring)