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(The Merry Go Round
 Broke Down tune chiming)
 
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(background drum rolling) 
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(The Muffin Man tune chiming) 
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- [Narrator] In a happy
 barnyard some years ago,
 
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a seemingly unimportant event occurred, 
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which was destined to
 vitally affect the future
 
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of that little world. 
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(ambient background melody chiming) 
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Mr. and Mrs. Duck were expecting. 
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(distant Mrs. Duck squawking) 
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(duckling egg rattling) 
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- Mama, was ist los? 
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What's this a dark horse? 
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(duckling egg rapid rattling) 
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(egg shell popping) 
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- Seig heil! 
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(discordant background tune blaring) 
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- [Narrator] And so time passed. 
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(Father Time racing) 
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Hey, bud, not so fast. 
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- Oh, all right, but time does fly. 
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Don't it, Johnny? 
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(narrator throat clearing) 
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- [Narrator] Time passed. 
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The bad egg grew to ma... 
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to duckhood, 
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and with artistic aspirations
 dreamed of brush and pallet,
 
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but ended up with only the brush. 
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(duck muttering in German) 
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His artistic efforts spurned, 
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he soon turned to other endeavors. 
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(duck passionately speaking German) 
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- You dopes! 
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(duck passionately speaking German) 
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My Mama done told me, sieg heil! 
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- [Narrator] And there were
 some gullible ones who listened.
 
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(geese enthusiastic squawking) 
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( distant duck shouting in German) 
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Especially one goose,
 more gullible than gooses,
 
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uh, goose, geese, mice,
 meese, geese usually go!
 
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- That's a right, that's
 the old stuff, hey, kiddo.
 
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He's a smart fella with brains, huh? 
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Like me. 
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(background intermission tune trilling) 
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- Sieg heil! 
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- Sieg heil! 
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- Sieg heil! 
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- Sieg heil! 
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- Sieg heil! 
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- Sieg heil, boy! 
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I'm from south Germany. 
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- Sieg heil! 
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- Sieg heil! 
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- Sieg heil! 
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- Sieg heil! 
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(goose coughing) 
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- I'm a sick heiler too. 
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(goose weak coughing) 
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(duck shouting in Italian) 
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- Tutti frutti, tutti frutti,
 and all kinds of whips,
 
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cream, and walnuts! 
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(duckling applauding) 
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(duckling cheering in Italian) 
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(background melody blaring) 
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(thunder rumbling) 
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(mud squelching underfoot) 
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(lightning crackling) 
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- Ow! 
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(background melody blaring) 
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(distant company feet marching) 
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- [Dove] Dear, oh dear, oh dear, dear me. 
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Oh, tears. 
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Oh, what has come to so
 erase all thoughts of peace,
 
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from of this place? 
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Have they forgot, 'tis love that's right? 
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And naught is gained by a show of might. 
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(somber background tune droning) 
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(harsh slapping) 
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(shredding machine whirring) 
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(machine metal clanking) 
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(geese rough brawling) 
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- [Narrator] Then from out of
 the west came another partner
 
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to make a silly axis of himself. 
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♪ I a Japanese sap man ♪ 
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♪ Sneaking on with a dew ♪ 
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♪ Just a Japanese sap man ♪ 
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♪ I'm a little crazy too ♪ 
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(water sloshing) 
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(intense background melody trilling) 
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(background cymbals crashing) 
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- Ooo, ouch! Oh, sorry! 
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Oh, so sorry. 
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Oh, very, very sorry. 
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Please, stop. 
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Oh, to apologizing like a dickens. 
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Oh, just a minute! 
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Please, stop! 
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Oh, I am not a Japanese son of a gun. 
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(intense background melody chiming) 
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(wooden board thudding) 
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- [Turtle] Yeah, and I'm mock turtle soup. 
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(wooden board thudding) 
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- [Narrator] With spreading
 clouds of war, once more,
 
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the axis march toward
 dreams of further conquest.
 
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- One, two,... - button my shoe,... 
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- three, four,... - shut honorable door. 
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- five, six,... - pick up a the sticks. 
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- [German Duck] seven, eight,... 
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- [Japanese Duck] lay them straight. 
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(egg shattering) 
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- [Nazi Duck] nine, ten,... 
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- begin again! 
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(whimsical background melody chiming) 
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(somber background tune droning) 
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- Mercy me, regretful sight. 
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Oh, branch of peace... 
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(bird blowing beak) 
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forestall this fight. 
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(somber background tune chiming) 
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Kind sirs, change your warlike... 
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(intense background tune droning) 
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Stop! 
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(dramatic background melody riffing) 
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(dove rough brawling) 
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Now, where were we? 
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Oh, yes! 
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(chickens enthusiastic cheering) 
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- [Chicken] Hooray! 
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Give 'em one for Pear Harbor! 
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(group rough brawling) 
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(trash can lid rapid clanging) 
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America! 
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(brawling group clamoring) 
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- Peek-a-boo, Fritz. 
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(mallet clanging) 
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- Busy little bee, aren't I? 
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(mallet clanging) 
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(distant group clamoring) 
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(rapid gunfire blasting) 
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- I hate war, but once begun,... 
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Well, I just didn't choose to run. 
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So, I can point with pride, 
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and say there's three
 that didn't get away.
 
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(background trumpeting fanfare) 
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(The Merry Go Round Broke
 Down background tune blaring)
 
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(Porky pig blabbering) 
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- That's all folks! 
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(background theme tune blaring)