(The Merry Go Round Broke Down tune chiming)
(background drum rolling)
(The Muffin Man tune chiming)
- [Narrator] In a happy barnyard some years ago,
a seemingly unimportant event occurred,
which was destined to vitally affect the future
of that little world.
(ambient background melody chiming)
Mr. and Mrs. Duck were expecting.
(distant Mrs. Duck squawking)
(duckling egg rattling)
- Mama, was ist los?
What's this a dark horse?
(duckling egg rapid rattling)
(egg shell popping)
- Seig heil!
(discordant background tune blaring)
- [Narrator] And so time passed.
(Father Time racing)
Hey, bud, not so fast.
- Oh, all right, but time does fly.
Don't it, Johnny?
(narrator throat clearing)
- [Narrator] Time passed.
The bad egg grew to ma...
to duckhood,
and with artistic aspirations dreamed of brush and pallet,
but ended up with only the brush.
(duck muttering in German)
His artistic efforts spurned,
he soon turned to other endeavors.
(duck passionately speaking German)
- You dopes!
(duck passionately speaking German)
My Mama done told me, sieg heil!
- [Narrator] And there were some gullible ones who listened.
(geese enthusiastic squawking)
( distant duck shouting in German)
Especially one goose, more gullible than gooses,
uh, goose, geese, mice, meese, geese usually go!
- That's a right, that's the old stuff, hey, kiddo.
He's a smart fella with brains, huh?
Like me.
(background intermission tune trilling)
- Sieg heil!
- Sieg heil, boy!
I'm from south Germany.
- Sieg heil!
(goose coughing)
- I'm a sick heiler too.
(goose weak coughing)
(duck shouting in Italian)
- Tutti frutti, tutti frutti, and all kinds of whips,
cream, and walnuts!
(duckling applauding)
(duckling cheering in Italian)
(background melody blaring)
(thunder rumbling)
(mud squelching underfoot)
(lightning crackling)
- Ow!
(background melody blaring)
(distant company feet marching)
- [Dove] Dear, oh dear, oh dear, dear me.
Oh, tears.
Oh, what has come to so erase all thoughts of peace,
from of this place?
Have they forgot, 'tis love that's right?
And naught is gained by a show of might.
(somber background tune droning)
(harsh slapping)
(shredding machine whirring)
(machine metal clanking)
(geese rough brawling)
- [Narrator] Then from out of the west came another partner
to make a silly axis of himself.
♪ I a Japanese sap man ♪
♪ Sneaking on with a dew ♪
♪ Just a Japanese sap man ♪
♪ I'm a little crazy too ♪
(water sloshing)
(intense background melody trilling)
(background cymbals crashing)
- Ooo, ouch! Oh, sorry!
Oh, so sorry.
Oh, very, very sorry.
Please, stop.
Oh, to apologizing like a dickens.
Oh, just a minute!
Please, stop!
Oh, I am not a Japanese son of a gun.
(intense background melody chiming)
(wooden board thudding)
- [Turtle] Yeah, and I'm mock turtle soup.
(wooden board thudding)
- [Narrator] With spreading clouds of war, once more,
the axis march toward dreams of further conquest.
- One, two,... - button my shoe,...
- three, four,... - shut honorable door.
- five, six,... - pick up a the sticks.
- [German Duck] seven, eight,...
- [Japanese Duck] lay them straight.
(egg shattering)
- [Nazi Duck] nine, ten,...
- begin again!
(whimsical background melody chiming)
(somber background tune droning)
- Mercy me, regretful sight.
Oh, branch of peace...
(bird blowing beak)
forestall this fight.
(somber background tune chiming)
Kind sirs, change your warlike...
(intense background tune droning)
Stop!
(dramatic background melody riffing)
(dove rough brawling)
Now, where were we?
Oh, yes!
(chickens enthusiastic cheering)
- [Chicken] Hooray!
Give 'em one for Pear Harbor!
(group rough brawling)
(trash can lid rapid clanging)
America!
(brawling group clamoring)
- Peek-a-boo, Fritz.
(mallet clanging)
- Busy little bee, aren't I?
(mallet clanging)
(distant group clamoring)
(rapid gunfire blasting)
- I hate war, but once begun,...
Well, I just didn't choose to run.
So, I can point with pride,
and say there's three that didn't get away.
(background trumpeting fanfare)
(The Merry Go Round Broke Down background tune blaring)
(Porky pig blabbering)
- That's all folks!
(background theme tune blaring)