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I Watched Every Razzie Worst Picture Winner (ft. ​Nikki Carreon & YungJunko)

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    What's up cinephiles,
    I'm Evasive,
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    and this piece of paper right here
    means two things:
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    Number one, I am tens of
    thousands of
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    dollars in debt,
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    and number two, I know a lot
    about movies.
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    and since the U.S government
    isn't giving me any debt relief this year,
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    I have no choice now but to
    torture myself on the Internet
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    for money to pay off the loans
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    I took out to go to film school.
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    So for this video, I watched every
    movie that's ever won
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    a Razzie Award for Worst Picture
    of the Year.
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    This was an extremely painful
    experience
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    and I regretted my decision
    immediately,
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    but for the sake of
    my adoring fans
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    and my bank account,
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    I went ahead and watched
    all 46 of these
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    movies so I could
    explain them to you.
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    But after the grueling experience
    of watching all these movies,
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    I'm not about to tackle this
    breakdown alone.
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    So I went ahead and roped in
    another video essay girly
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    and a talking trash can
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    to help explain some of these
    movies for me.
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    But before I get to the movies,
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    let me explain what the Razzies are.
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    The Golden Raspberry Awards are
    an annual event,
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    usually held the night before the Oscars,
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    to give out awards for the worst
    movies of the year.
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    It was founded by Hollywood
    copywriter
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    John Wilson and editor Maureen
    Murphy.
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    The idea for the Razzies came
    about in 1980
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    when Wilson saw Can't Stop
    the Music and Xanadu, back to back
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    and hated them both so much, he thought
    there ought to be an award show
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    for this type of thing.
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    Months later, Wilson hosted an
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    Oscars watch party at his house,
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    and after the Oscars had finished,
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    he and Murphy passed out ballots
    to everyone at the party
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    to vote on the worst movies of the year,
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    and then he announced the
    winners in his living room.
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    Over time, the ceremony
    grew and grew,
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    and today they're considered a staple
    of the Hollywood award season
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    as a low-budget Bizarro World
    Oscars
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    that distributes awards in
    categories
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    such as Worst Actor, Worst Director,
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    and Worst Screenplay.
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    Unlike the qualifications for voting
    at the Oscars though,
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    becoming a Razzie voter
    is very easy:
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    either be friends with
    one of the producers
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    or just pay a $40 membership fee.
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    That's all it takes.
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    So that's the story of the Razzies.
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    Now are you ready to learn about
    every single movie
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    that won Worst Picture?
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    Because I wasn't.
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    There's 46 of these things, so I'm
    going to talk about each one
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    for just a minute or two
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    and hand off a few to my guests
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    so I don't completely lose my mind here.
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    Also, I put a content warning on a
    bunch of these movies
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    because of the sensitive subject
    matter I discuss.
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    Not trying to traumatize anybody
    but myself in this video.
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    Well, me and my guests.
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    But I commissioned them for this,
    so it-it's fine.
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    "Anybody who swallows two snowballs
    and a ding-dong shouldn't"
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    "have trouble with pride."
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    The first movie to win Worst Picture was
    Can't Stop The Music,
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    A movie about the "origins"
    of the disco group Village People.
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    And I say origins in air-quotes because
    the Village People play themselves
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    and the plot is completely made-up
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    and not at all how the Village People
    actually formed
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    The movie itself is super campy
    and full of these crazy musical numbers
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    that are unironically kinda great.
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    It's just too bad that in between
    those musical numbers are these scenes
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    with really terrible acting
    that go on for way too long.
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    [movie] -Wait a minute! I am not taking one
    -more step 'til I know where I'm going.
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    -Yeah, quit my job, and you
    -got me walking the beat again!
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    - I'm not even getting paid for it!
    - Hold your horses.
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    -I told you I had a surprise for you.
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    -I hope so. I turned in my
    -coin change with the toll booth.
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    its not that awful of a movie, but by 1980
    the disco fad was pretty much over and
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    people loved to hate on
    disco music at the time
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    so you can see why this
    ended up being such a huge bomb.
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    Also, shockingly, this movie marks the
    first film appearance of Caitlyn Jenner
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    and apparently the experience was so bad
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    she didn't appear in a movie again until
    Jack & Jill in 2011.
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    And, uh, well.
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    Mommie Dearest is a "biopic"
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    about the life of actress Joan Crawford's
    adopted daughter Christina.
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    and again, I say biopic in air-quotes
    because the movie was based on
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    Christina Crawford's controversial memoir
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    that other members of Joan Crawford's
    family disavowed when it came out.
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    I haven't done much research on the topic
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    so I'm in no position
    to question this story.
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    But I will say that after
    the movie was made
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    Christina said the film was grotesque
    and not true to her memoir.
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    Released just 4 years after
    Joan Crawford passed away,
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    this movie basically spits all over
    her fresh grave
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    and portrays her as a horrible mother
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    who frequently, physically and emotionally
    abused her daughter.
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    now whether or not this is actually true
    is still a matter for debate of course.
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    Regardless of the real-life circumstances
    behind the movie,
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    Faye Dunway's performance
    of Joan Crawford is iconic now.
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    People who have unfortunately experienced
    emotional abuse from a parent
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    found her performance
    scarily true to their own life experiences
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    but general audiences thought
    she was just being
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    outrageously campy and
    over the top the whole movie.
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    Because of its reputation
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    the film accidentally
    became a queer cult classic over the years
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    especially in the drag community.
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    and it was even featured in the most
    recent season of RuPaul's Drag Race.
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    "No wire hangers!"
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    ♫ No more wire hangers ♫
    ♫ Ah, ah! ♫
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    ♫ No, no, wire hangers ♫
    ♫ No, no, no, no ♫
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    [Evasive] Inchon is a movie about
    the battle of Incheon in the Korean War.
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    It was financed and produced
    by the Unification Church,
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    a movement that was and still is
    considered a dangerous cult
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    with a leader who called himself
    the second coming of Jesus Christ.
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    The film's producer was
    a very wealthy member of the church.
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    who said he was instructed by God
    to make the film.
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    So, unsurprisingly, no investors wanted
    any part of this.
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    and all 46 million dollars of the budget ended up
    being provided by the church and its followers.
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    The film itself doesn't really have much
    to do with the Unification Church.
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    It's a straightforward war movie that's
    just boring and unremarkable.
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    It had some star power but only because
    the actors in it were paid a lot of money.
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    with Laurence Olivier even admitting
    before the movie was released
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    that he was only in it for the money.
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    It was such a flop that nobody even
    bothered to release it on home media.
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    and the only available version
    of the movie today
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    is from an old VHS rip from when it
    played on Unification Church TV channel.
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    The only thing worth seeing in this movie
    is Laurence Olivier's makeup job.
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    I mean he looks like the Joker.
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    This movie is just tasteless.
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    it's based on a novel by Harold Robbins
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    who was paid 600 000 dollars
    for the film rights,
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    and apparently fell asleep
    in the screening room,
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    and never actually watched the movie.
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    First of all, in the first 15 minutes,
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    young Ray Liotta,
    in his first ever movie role,
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    sexually assaults the main character
    with a garden hose.
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    and then after that the rest of the movie
    is just her being forced to have sex
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    with gross older men
    in order to get ahead in Hollywood.
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    And you see all of it.
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    It seems like it was trying to criticize
    sexism in Hollywood
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    but instead of handling it with
    any kind of nuance or respect
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    the movie fully shows the sex scenes
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    and does the very thing
    it's trying to critique.
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    The final scene in the movie shows
    her winning an Oscar for Best Screenplay
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    and calling out the men
    who took advantage of her
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    in her acceptance speech.
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    and then she's booed off stage, and leaves,
    and the movie just ends there.
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    It's really uncomfortable to watch.
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    But somehow the next movie is even worse.
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    Ugh, god, ok. soo..
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    Bolero is a movie by John Derek.
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    John Derek is—
    (groan)
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    John Derek was an old Hollywood actor
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    who appeared in supporting roles in
    several big movies in the 1940s and 50s.
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    In 1973 when Derek was 47 years old,
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    he traveled to Europe to direct
    a low-budget movie called
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    "Once upon a Love" starring
    a 16 year old girl named
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    "Mary Cathleen Collins".
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    During the production—
    (retching)
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    I'm sorry. I'm so sorry
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    During the production,
    John Derek left his wife
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    and groomed Mary Collins
    into a sexual relationship,
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    With the two staying in Europe
    until she turned 18
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    so he could avoid
    statutory rape charges.
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    When they got married a few years later,
    she changed her name to Bo Derek
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    and proceeded to star in all of his movies
    until he died in 1998.
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    (retching)
    (vomit squelching)
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    I'm sorry.
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    So anyway, Bolero was a movie
    about a young woman fresh from college
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    who travels to Morocco in Spain
    to lose her virginity.
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    and If that wasn't bad enough,
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    this movie features a full-frontal
    nudity scene with a 14 year old girl.
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    Not an actress playing a 14 year old girl.
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    An actual 14 year old girl.
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    (retching, vomit squelching)
    (coughing)
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    If you've never seen any
    Rambo movies before
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    the image you probably associate
    with the word "Rambo"
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    is the one where
    hypermasculine Sylvester Stallone
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    is firing a machine gun
    without a shirt on.
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    But see, that's actually from this movie,
    "Rambo First Blood: Part II",
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    which has very little to do
    with Part 1 at all.
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    The whole point of
    the first Rambo movie is that
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    Rambo was a Vietnam War veteran
    with severe PTSD
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    who snaps and kills a bunch of
    small-town cops who treat him like shit.
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    This sequel, on the other hand
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    throws that tragic anti-war character
    out the window
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    as the US government sends him
    back to Vietnam
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    to locate prisoners of war
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    and Rambo is just like weirdly ok with that.
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    It's like he immediately got over his PTSD
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    and just got straight to blowing stuff up,
    no problem.
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    This movie was
    a massive box office success
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    and made double of what
    the first movie made,
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    so naturally, Rambo III also ditched
    the anti-war angle
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    and sent Rambo to Afghanistan.
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    I dunno as someone who thought
    the first movie was amazing,
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    it really sucks to see how quickly
    they ruined this character.
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    But, like, I get it.
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    The people who went to go see
    these sequels in theaters
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    didn't watch it for the plot.
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    They watched to see
    Sylvester Stallone do this.
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    (bow twang)
    (explosion)
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    In the early 80s,
    Prince was a rising star.
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    And his stardom was cemented in 1984
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    with the massive hit that was Purple Rain.
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    so after the success of Purple Rain,
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    Warner Bros. told Prince he was basically allowed to
    do whatever he wanted for his next project
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    greenlighting Under the Cherry Moon
    without even reading the script
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    the story is, Prince plays a guy in
    the French Rivier named Christopher
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    He and his friend (tricky) try to
    scam a rich girl out of her inheritance
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    but they both end up
    falling in love with her.
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    problems with the movie became apparent early on
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    when Prince hired someone with
    no experience to write the script.
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    Then 16 days into filming,
    the director quit.
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    And Prince took over even though he had
    no experience directing a movie before.
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    The end result was a movie that features
    what I can only describe as
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    sarcastically says Acting.
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    Don't try anything funny.
    Not this time, Christopher.
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    I want the money or I throw
    you both out onto the street.
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    (gasp)
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    That's right, [inaudible]
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    Throw me on the the street?
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    It's bizarre, it's one of
    those movies where
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    the acting is so bad
    it loops around to being funny
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    which has given it
    a bit of a cult following over the years
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    that and the soundtrack is amazing
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    like with Purple Rain
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    Prince released an album with the movie
    that went Platinum
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    and is today remembered as
    one of his most iconic albums of his career
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    After Under the Cherry Moon failed,
    Prince tried one more time
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    to direct a feature-length movie
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    but that one got nominated
    for a bunch of Razzies too
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    and after that he gave up and
    never tried to direct a movie again.
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    Also this here marks
    the first ever tie in Razzies history
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    with Under the Cherry Moon tieing with
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    (laughing)
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    Howard the Duck.
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    (Evasive laughing)
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    Greetings, Evasive viewers,
    it is I, young Junko, expert in Bird Law
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    and I'm here to defend
    my client Howard T. Duck,
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    star of the Razzies' Worst Film of 1986,
    Howard The Duck
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    For nearly the last 40 years
    my client's reputation has been
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    tarnished and slandered against
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    by quack punch, chicken shit critics
    for this tragic box office bomb.
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    "Central character, the Duck, the one
    that we're gonna be rooting for,
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    he's neither funny, or bit of funny."
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    But I'm here to clear the air.
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    Howard the Duck is not a movie,
    no, it's a duckumentary.
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    I know this because I was there.
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    We all were.
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    My entire clan witnessed
    my client crash land on Earth
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    to star in a motion picture
    that of which has been
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    Um.
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    it's still awful. It's bad.
    We're not winning this case, buddy.
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    I wasn't trying anything. Honest!
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    This is a strange movie to say the least.
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    Howard the Duck notoriously opens
    with 2 instances of
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    full frontal duck booba
    in the span of 30 seconds.
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    But the rest of the movie is this whiplash
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    between what's a squeaky clean
    full house type family movie
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    that no one older than the age of
    3 years old would find funny
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    followed by things like
    Marty McFly's mom showing off her ass and
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    pulling out a condom for Howard's corkscrew.
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    Howard…
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    It's like anti-matter Shrek where
    they didn't know
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    how to mix adult humor
    and a kids' flick properly yet
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    so it becomes this overly long
    bland comedy
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    with hardly any intentional laughs
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    that just happens to throw in something
    totally obscene every now and then
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    - [Howard] Oh!
    - I just can't resist your
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    intense animal magnetism.
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    uhh there's a lot of uhh attempts at duck puns,
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    most are just replacing
    a random phrase in a word with "duck"
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    "That's it. No more Mr. Nice Duck."
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    Even the director's name is Willard Hyuck.
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    That's a duck name.
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    That's a name you give a duck.
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    The first half of the movie has Howard
    pointlessly meandering
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    there's no funny interactions or
    observations or memorable bits
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    it's just an aimless movie
    with the guy in the duck suit.
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    You have an entire portion of the movie
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    where Howard has a job
    as a towel boy in like a sex club
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    it's fun for the whole family!
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    Yeah, Breeders, what the hell.
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    Bareback bestiality and pedophilia.
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    Oh yeah, we find Howard getting launched to earth
    as a result of a quack mace incident.
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    which also leads to Palpatine
    somehow returning from the dead
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    and possessing the body of that one actor
    that's in every 80s movie
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    who would later go on to be
    arrested for being a sex pervert.
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    What do you think he would like to eat?
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    I no longer need human food.
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    [Junko] I need little boy butts.
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    You have a movie where
    a talking duck fires a giant laser
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    at a hell portal to stop
    a horde of alien warlords
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    from taking over the Earth
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    and they still manage
    to make it a total snooze fest
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    They try to give Howard a bit of edge
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    but he still feels
    too kiddy and sanitized
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    for what they're going for
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    And part of that is also his design.
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    He looks like a cross
    of a Furby and MacCulkin.
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    There were some things I did like,
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    like these alien overlords are pretty cool
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    their design and the stop motion
    is really well done.
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    and the sequence where
    Howard gets shot into space
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    is pretty neat, pretty
    impressive to look at.
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    I like this sequence where Howard
    and Andy Dufresne get a 6 star wanted level
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    and start flying away from all the cops
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    that was good.
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    Yeah, Tim Robins is in this
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    Imagine having what's considered
    one of the best movies of all time
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    as part of your portfolio
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    and on the other end of the
    spectrum, Howard the Duck,
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    now that's range
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    Genuinely I was taken aback
    because some of the shots in this movie
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    undeniably do go hard. I feel like
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    There's a version of this movie that
    could've actually been good with less work
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    like if they leaned into Howard being this
    cynical, perverted wise-quacking duck
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    that's down on his luck,
    who gets thrust into Earth
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    and finds this strange new realm
  • 15:48 - 15:50
    actually isn't so much different from his own.
  • 15:50 - 15:52
    and then it's all about the bills,
    baby, put it on my belt
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    He could take it as an
    opportunity for a fresh start,
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    slowly climbing his way up the corporate ladder
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    until becoming a national celebrity
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    that gets caught up in 80s
    consumerism and greed
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    and then maybe having him begrudgingly
    involved in weird sci-fi fantasy stuff
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    like the comics, I dunno.
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    I'm not sure how to defend my client.
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    Give him the chair.
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    (Howard screams)
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    (Evasive laughing)
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    Alright, I may not have been
    able to defend Howard,
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    but know this: from this day forth,
    I will ensure every client of mine
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    is proven innocent.
  • 16:38 - 16:42
    Now for my next client,
    I will be defending one Bill Cos-.
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    Bill Co-Bill Cosby.
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    Bill Co-Bill Cosby.
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    I-I'm good. Your Honor? i with-I withdrawal.
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    I withdrawal your honor. I'm good. We're done here. We're done.
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    It's Leonard, part 6.
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    Ask anyone who's seen
    this movie, they'll tell you
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    that's when they first knew
    lil' Bill was a real piece of shit
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    I got to say when I first heard there was a
    comedy movie that just started on part 6
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    I thought hey, that's kind funny, maybe this movie
    could be bad in a good way, at the very least
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    Nope, it's just bad,
    it's boring, it's so boring.
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    If there's one thing Cosby
    was always a master at
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    it's making people very sleepy.
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    The whole thing is supposed to be
    a spoof on the spy genre, sort of like
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    like Naked Gun, except it actually
    came out a year before that movie
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    They really just had the cameras rolling
    and had Bill Cosby do whatever he wanted
  • 17:29 - 17:32
    There's a bunch of weird sex shit
  • 17:32 - 17:33
    I mean the clues are all there,
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    in the movie his wife divorced him
    because he slept with a 19 year old
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    and his daughter is dating a much older man
    to further her career as an actress
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    so then Leonard has to see her
    flash her tits on stage
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    for no reason, none of these scenes
    add anything to the movie
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    I think Cosby just wanted to
    look at some young girl tits
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    The whole film has this weird
    lethargic and slow energy to it
  • 17:52 - 17:54
    Everything from the dialogue
    to the editing,
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    it's like watching a movie at 0.5 speed.
  • 17:57 - 17:59
    The movie opens with
    Leonard and an assassin
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    having a shootout in a kitchen
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    The joke is that what they're doing
    is actually helping prep some of the food
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    Ok, could be funny but the pace of it all
    is so bizarrely off by a step
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    Every gag and bit is like this,
    like they took something that was
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    maybe a 3 out of 10 joke at best
    and spread it so thin that
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    you-you ask yourself,
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    Was there even
    a joke at all to begin with?
  • 18:18 - 18:21
    The plot follows Leonard
    being the best agent in the world
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    who's long been retired, until being
    pulled back for one last mission
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    after a buncha animals under
    mind control start killing people
  • 18:26 - 18:28
    yet again a god-awful 80s comedy starts
  • 18:28 - 18:30
    off with an animal looking at a porno mag.
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    Here's you two fucking nickels.
  • 18:32 - 18:34
    The first half is him just
    stumbling around
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    trying to get back with his ex wife
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    who pours soup on him—
    wh-what is this gag?
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    Is this a fetish, Mr. Cosby?
    You think this was genuinely funny?
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    [mocking] We'll have him pour soup.
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    Cosby doesn't have a single
    funny line or hook to his character
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    you can tell he's put
    zero effort into any of this
  • 18:52 - 18:55
    It's almost like he said "Yeah I'll do the movie
    but I don't wanna look too stupid,
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    don't make me look too stupid
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    most of these so-called jokes are what the most
    boring uptight person in the world
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    would think being silly is.
  • 19:02 - 19:06
    [mocking] Oh, look, wow
    he's being a ballerina, so girly.
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    Oh, wow, he's doing a silly fitness tape,
    how can he subject himself to that.
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    oh, wee, you know what I mean?
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    it's like he thinks
    these things are so beneath him
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    that just him doing it would be funny.
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    What a piece of shit.
  • 19:18 - 19:20
    y'know what really makes me mad, though?
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    It's completely unfair. Because everyone
    else seems to be trying, but him.
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    there's a part In the end when Leonard
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    frees all the animals from captivity,
  • 19:26 - 19:29
    and I just wanna take this time to
    recognize this bird right here.
  • 19:29 - 19:33
    Who in this 5 second shot, bends the bars
    of his cage with his beak and breaks free
  • 19:33 - 19:34
    God bless this bird.
  • 19:34 - 19:38
    This bird right here put more effort
    than Bill Cosby in his own movie.
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    This bird did not deserve to be
    in one of the worst movies of all time.
  • 19:41 - 19:42
    None of these animals did.
  • 19:42 - 19:45
    This ostrich didn't deserve to be betrayed
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    with a sex criminal grinding
    his pudding pop on its back.
  • 19:48 - 19:49
    if you think about it
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    If audiences in 1987 hated this,
    watching it now,
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    with all the humor naturally diluted
    even further through the passage of time
  • 19:57 - 19:59
    is like drinking a 40 year old
    can of new coke
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    and when Bill's the one handing you the drink,
    it's safe to say
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    you probably shouldn't drink it.
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    (gurgling)
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    Cocktail is a movie where young Tom Cruise
    plays a bartender in Manhattan.
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    and then he movies to Jamaica
    and falls in love with a girl.
  • 20:18 - 20:20
    but then he loses her and he moves back
    to New York to win her back
  • 20:20 - 20:21
    and that's pretty much it.
  • 20:21 - 20:23
    What you see is what you get
    with this one.
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    It's a really mediocre movie.
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    Not that good, but not that bad either.
  • 20:27 - 20:29
    Well except for this scene when
    Tom Cruise stands on a bar
  • 20:29 - 20:31
    and reads his shitty poetry.
  • 20:31 - 20:32
    This is pretty cringey.
  • 20:32 - 20:35
    [tom cruise] I see America drinking
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    the fabulous cocktails I make.
  • 20:38 - 20:39
    crowd laughs
  • 20:39 - 20:42
    America's getting stinking
    on something I stir or shake.
  • 20:42 - 20:44
    (laughing)
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    I make drinks so sweet and snazz-ay,
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    the iced tea, the kamikaze,
  • 20:50 - 20:52
    (hollering)
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    the sex on the beach
    is Schnapps made from peach
  • 20:57 - 21:00
    the ball and hammer
    the Alabama slammer!
  • 21:00 - 21:04
    Unsurprisingly with Tom Cruise starring,
    this movie was a massive success,
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    earning a ridiculous 171 million dollars
    on a 20 million dollar budget.
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    It's also the movie that the Beach Boys song
    "Kokomo" song was written for.
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    Besides that, not much to talk about here.
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    I'm pretty sure it only won Worst Picture
    because this was the same year
  • 21:19 - 21:21
    Rain Man was favored to win Best Picture.
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    and the voters must have thought it would be
    funny to make the Best and Worst Picture
  • 21:24 - 21:26
    be Tom Cruise movies.
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    Ok, so, before making this video,
    I hadn't watched any Star Trek at all.
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    But because I'm committed to my craft,
    I went ahead and watched
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    all 6 of the original movies
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    just so I could understand why this one
    is considered the worst.
  • 21:44 - 21:45
    and after all that, I—
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    Yeah. I get it now.
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    It's not a horrible movie but especially
    compared to the previous films in the series,
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    Star Trek V is pretty bleh.
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    Pretty much everything went wrong
    behind the scenes.
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    William Shatner directed it
    with no prior directing experience.
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    Nobody could agree on anything
    during the writing process,
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    There was a writers' strike.
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    Then a Teamsters strike.
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    They shot a lot of the movie
    in the Mojave Desert,
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    which is just as miserable as it sounds.
  • 22:09 - 22:13
    and after filming was done, they only had
    3 months to make the special effects,
  • 22:13 - 22:16
    and all the best effects technicians
    in Hollywood were busy working on
  • 22:16 - 22:18
    Indiana Jones 3
    and Ghostbusters II at the time.
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    Do I think this movie
    deserved Worst Picture? No.
  • 22:21 - 22:25
    It does some wacky things like
    introduce Spock's long-lost brother
  • 22:25 - 22:26
    that he never mentioned before
  • 22:26 - 22:28
    Or show Kirk getting mauled
    by a cat woman.
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    but overall I really don't think it's that bad
  • 22:31 - 22:32
    Though to be honest
  • 22:32 - 22:33
    I'm not a Trekkie who had to see
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    Captain Kirk show up on the Enterprise
    in a "Go climb a rock t-shirt"
  • 22:37 - 22:38
    So…
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    I mean…is that-is that bad?
  • 22:42 - 22:44
    I-I actually don't know.
  • 22:45 - 22:48
    Can someone in the comments tell me
    if i'm, if that's like a bad,
  • 22:48 - 22:49
    if that's not in character?
  • 22:49 - 22:52
    I actually don't know if I
    should be mad at this or not?
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    The Adventures of Ford Fairlane was a
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    "comedy" starring Andrew Dice Clay.
  • 23:03 - 23:05
    If you don't know who Andrew Dice Clay is,
  • 23:05 - 23:08
    he was a comedian most active
    in the late 80s and early 90s
  • 23:08 - 23:10
    who was known for his character the Dice Man,
  • 23:10 - 23:15
    which was basically a cover for him to tell
    the most offensive jokes he possibly could.
  • 23:15 - 23:16
    And they're always on parade.
  • 23:17 - 23:19
    They march up and down the street
    with t-shirts and flags
  • 23:19 - 23:22
    'I want money for AIDS disease.'
    Beautiful.
  • 23:22 - 23:25
    I want money for a new fucking car,
    I ain't marching up and down the street
  • 23:25 - 23:26
    Get a job, butt slammer.
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    [Evasive] The movie itself
    is about a detective, I guess,
  • 23:30 - 23:31
    I dunno, it's just not funny at all.
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    honestly I kept going to my phone the
    whole time because I was just so bored.
  • 23:35 - 23:37
    - I got something serious to discuss.
  • 23:38 - 23:41
    Yeah, what is it, premature ejaculation?
    (laughing)
  • 23:41 - 23:44
    like that time we were at her
    parents' wedding anniversary,
  • 23:44 - 23:45
    and I told that joke,
  • 23:45 - 23:47
    'What's the definition of vagina?
  • 23:47 - 23:51
    The box the peanuts comes in!' (laugh)
  • 23:51 - 23:53
    Gilbert Godfrey plays
    the only funny character in the movie
  • 23:53 - 23:57
    but he dies like 25 minutes in
    and the rest is just a boring mess
  • 23:57 - 23:58
    that's impossible to follow.
  • 23:58 - 24:02
    The director Renny Harlin was also
    working on Die Hard 2 at the time
  • 24:02 - 24:06
    which ended up coming out in theaters
    at the exact same time as Ford Fairlane
  • 24:06 - 24:09
    and when you look at the money
    comparison between the two movies.
  • 24:09 - 24:11
    Yeah, it's pretty obvious which movie
    he cared about more.
  • 24:11 - 24:13
    Clint Eastwood.
  • 24:13 - 24:16
    I fucked him. Oh!
  • 24:22 - 24:24
    [Evasive] 1990 was another tie
  • 24:24 - 24:27
    with Ford Fairlane tieing
    with another movie
  • 24:27 - 24:29
    from unapologetic
    pepophile John Derek.
  • 24:29 - 24:33
    In this one, Bo Derek plays a woman
    married to a much older man
  • 24:33 - 24:37
    and when the older man dies,
    his ghost takes up residence in her head
  • 24:37 - 24:39
    and goads her into murdering a man
  • 24:39 - 24:41
    so he can possess his body
    and have sex with her again.
  • 24:41 - 24:44
    It's a supernatural dirty old man movie
  • 24:44 - 24:46
    where John Derek fantasizes about
  • 24:46 - 24:48
    living rent-free in Bo Derek's head
    after he dies.
  • 24:48 - 24:51
    Plus this ended up being his last movie.
  • 24:51 - 24:53
    It would be poetic
    if it wasn't so disgusting.
  • 24:53 - 24:58
    Bo was very very young.
    Linda was very young…
  • 24:58 - 25:00
    not as young as urcela
  • 25:00 - 25:02
    I guess I just meet them young,
  • 25:02 - 25:04
    before they're wise enough
    to know I'm not the guy.
  • 25:04 - 25:07
    Anyway the acting is bad,
    the story is bad,
  • 25:07 - 25:08
    the visuals are bad,
  • 25:08 - 25:11
    but the real cherry on top here is: this movie
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    was the first film appearance
    of Donald Trump.
  • 25:13 - 25:17
    No joke, Trump's first movie
    was made by a pedophile.
  • 25:17 - 25:20
    He even does a little duck face in it,
    look at him.
  • 25:22 - 25:23
    Poetic.
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    Just watch this clip.
  • 25:31 - 25:32
    Woah!
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    Happy sailing..
  • 25:35 - 25:40
    Oh no! How am I driving?
    1-800-I'm gonna-fucking-die!"
  • 25:40 - 25:43
    [Evasive] Bruce Willis plays
    a master burglar fresh out of prison
  • 25:43 - 25:45
    who was blackmailed into stealing some art
  • 25:45 - 25:48
    but it's all part of a conspiracy
    to build a secret machine
  • 25:48 - 25:50
    invented by Leonardo Da Vinci
    that can turn lead into gold.
  • 25:50 - 25:55
    At this point in his career, Bruce Willis
    was mainly known for Die Hard 1 and 2,
  • 25:55 - 25:57
    and was looking to branch out
    with Hudson Hawk.
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    but apparently he couldn't decide
    what he wanted it to be.
  • 26:00 - 26:01
    In an interview,
    one of the writers later said:
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    I started to know we were in trouble
  • 26:03 - 26:05
    when Joel and Bruce
    would say during filming
  • 26:05 - 26:08
    You know what this is?
    This is a Pink Panther movie.
  • 26:08 - 26:09
    The next day they'd say
  • 26:09 - 26:12
    You know what this is? This is an
    American James Bond movie.
  • 26:12 - 26:16
    Then it would be: you know what this is
    This is North by Northwest.
  • 26:16 - 26:18
    I even remember someone saying:
  • 26:18 - 26:20
    You know what this is?
    This is Casino Royale.
  • 26:20 - 26:24
    Eventually I realized, that if every day they
    were saying it was something different
  • 26:24 - 26:27
    by the time we got to the editing room,
    we were going to be in trouble.
  • 26:27 - 26:29
    So yeah, the final product
    is all over the place.
  • 26:29 - 26:32
    But the movie has developed
    a bit of a cult following over the years
  • 26:32 - 26:35
    just because it's so…so silly
  • 26:35 - 26:37
    (screaming)
  • 26:37 - 26:39
    - Honey?
    - (screaming)
  • 26:39 - 26:40
    Ball ball?
  • 26:40 - 26:41
    Woof!
  • 26:43 - 26:45
    (dog screaming)
  • 26:53 - 26:55
    Here's another movie
    that's really not that bad.
  • 26:55 - 26:59
    It's a World War II spy movie where
    Melanie Griffith is a half Jewish woman
  • 26:59 - 27:02
    with no spy experience
    who signs herself up to be a spy in Berlin
  • 27:02 - 27:06
    because she wants to prove herself and
    save her Jewish cousins who are in hiding.
  • 27:06 - 27:08
    Michael Douglas plays another spy
  • 27:08 - 27:12
    and pre-Schindler's List
    Liam Neeson plays a Nazi officer.
  • 27:12 - 27:14
    Most of the complaints about
    the movie were aimed at
  • 27:14 - 27:17
    how unbelievable
    Melanie Griffith is as a spy
  • 27:17 - 27:19
    because she is really bad at her job.
  • 27:19 - 27:23
    Like "spilling soup on Liam Neeson and
    taking the German kids she's nannying
  • 27:23 - 27:26
    to the building her cousins are hiding in"
    kind of bad
  • 27:26 - 27:28
    But overall it's not that awful of a movie
  • 27:28 - 27:30
    because the plot holes
    and writing problems
  • 27:30 - 27:33
    are balanced out by a good soundtrack
    and good cinematography
  • 27:33 - 27:35
    It's just average.
  • 27:35 - 27:36
    Not bad enough to be memorable
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    but not good enough
    that you'd ever watch it again.
  • 27:39 - 27:41
    basically the cinematic equivalent
    of eating at Denny's.
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    I think 1992 was just a slow year
    for bad movies in general.
  • 27:44 - 27:48
    That same year they also
    nominated Newsies for Worst Picture
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    and Danny DeVito for
    Worst Supporting Actor
  • 27:51 - 27:55
    like…what? Why? How?
  • 27:56 - 27:57
    What?
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    Once again, this is a movie
    that's not that bad.
  • 28:06 - 28:09
    It's a drama where
    Woody Harrelson and Demi Moore
  • 28:09 - 28:11
    play a financially struggling
    married couple in Vegas
  • 28:11 - 28:13
    and Robert Redford is a filthy rich guy
  • 28:13 - 28:16
    who offers the couple 1 million dollars
  • 28:16 - 28:18
    for a 1 night stand with Demi Moore.
  • 28:18 - 28:19
    Honestly, it's fine.
  • 28:19 - 28:23
    It takes itself very seriously
    and it's vaguely misogynistic at points.
  • 28:23 - 28:27
    Also it's completely unbelievable that
    a man who looks like Robert Redford
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    would ever feel the need to
    pay a million dollars
  • 28:29 - 28:31
    to sleep with someone
  • 28:31 - 28:33
    But in the context of the movie it all works.
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    definitely not the
    worst movie of the year.
  • 28:35 - 28:36
    that's for sure
  • 28:36 - 28:38
    I mean You're telling me that Indecent Proposal
  • 28:38 - 28:41
    won Worst Picture but Mr. Nanny
    wasn't even nominated?
  • 28:41 - 28:43
    Razzie voters were asleep
    at the wheel this year.
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    In this one Bruce Willis plays a
    psychologist who can't see the color red
  • 28:56 - 28:59
    who gets wrapped up
    in a murder after his colleague
  • 28:59 - 29:01
    gets killed Assassin's Creed-style
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    and he suspects it was someone
    in his therapy group.
  • 29:03 - 29:06
    I'm so confused why this
    was even nominated for Worst Picture
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    because it really isn't a bad movie at all.
  • 29:08 - 29:12
    It's surreal and weird, sure,
    but in a Twin Peaks type of way
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    where it's still unsettling
    and fun to watch.
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    Definitely a 6.5 out of 10 movie for me.
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    Maybe a 7 out of 10 I dunno.
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    this is another one that became a
    cult hit after it was released on home video
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    Partly because of this crazy sex scene
    in a pool that everybody wanted to see
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    It was even streaming
    on Criterion Channel at one point
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    which basically means
    that it's certified art.
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    That's all I have to say.
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    I dunno guys, some of these 90s movies
    just aren't bad enough to complain about.
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    There's a lot to be said about Showgirls.
  • 29:45 - 29:47
    First of all, Director Paul Verhoeven
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    was the first to accept
    his Razzie award in person.
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    And that's kind of funny.
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    [Paul] And I'm very happy
    because it was much better, much more fun
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    than reading the reviews in September.
    Thank you so much.
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    (clapping, cheering)
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    Second of all, Showgirls isn't bad.
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    It's actually a great movie,
    in my opinion, and a lot of people agree.
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    It is a wild movie about the world of
    high budget Las Vegas strip shows
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    and Obviously with subject matter like that
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    you're going to view it very differently
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    depending on your gender and sexuality.
  • 30:17 - 30:19
    But regardless of what kind
    of person you are
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    the experience of watching this movie
    is an absolute rollercoaster.
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    One. Two. Three.
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    Thrust it. Thrust it. thrust it. Thrust it!
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    Come on, thrust it.
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    But for as over the top as this movie is
    it's also pretty true to life.
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    During his research,
    writer Joe Eszterhas interviewed
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    over two hundred strippers in Las Vegas
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    and the result was a
    shockingly straightforward depiction
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    of the lives of high profile
    sex workers and performers
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    And a biting satire against
    show business in general.
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    Take a look at these tits.
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    What are these, watermelons?
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    This is a stage, babe, it's not a patch.
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    See ya.
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    Your ears are sticking out. They are.
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    Come back and see me
    when you get em fixed.
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    See ya.
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    Can you spell MGM backwards?
    I bet you can't.
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    - MGM.
    - I'm impressed.
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    Come back when you
    fuck some of those baby fat off.
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    Now in today's era of gritty HBO dramas,
    none of this is that shocking
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    but in 1995 this was next level stuff.
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    Plus with the subject matter,
    this movie has a lot of nudity.
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    It was rated NC-17 in America
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    and to date it is the only NC-17 movie
    ever given a wide release in theaters.
  • 31:25 - 31:28
    It was so explicit and controversial
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    that MGM had to hire security
    at every movie theater in America
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    just to make sure nobody under
    the age of 18 snuck into the theater.
  • 31:35 - 31:37
    The movie lost millions of dollars
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    and to this day, no studio has ever dared
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    to try and release an NC-17 movie
    in theaters again.
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    If this sounds interesting to you,
    I actually recommend giving this movie a watch
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    because I can't really do it justice
    with just words alone.
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    Just know what you're getting
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    into before you turn it on
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    because this movie is every bit
    as traumatic as it is glamorous
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    This movie is like if showgirls
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    was actually bad
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    Demi Moore plays an FBI agent
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    who looses her daughter in a custody battle
    and becomes a stripper in florida
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    at a place called the eager beaver
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    to pay for a court appeal
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    she basically girl bosses
    being a stripper
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    not in a nuance way
    like showgirls though
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    but in a stupid way that
    takes itself too seriously
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    and is mostly just boring
    and not believable at all
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    despite the bad reviews the movie
    ended up being a huge success
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    The director, writer, producer
    Andrew Bergman
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    basically quit holly wood after this movie
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    I'm pretty sure what happened is once
    he got Demi Moore to agree to go topless
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    he just phoned in the rest of the movie
    because clearly the audiences
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    who went to see this
    weren't watching it for the plot
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    The post man takes place
    in a distant future year of 2013
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    after much of humanity has
    been wiped out by the plague
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    Kevin Costner who also directed the movie
    stars as a traveling shakespeare performer
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    that's conscripted to caesar's legion
    but he escapes and finds an old mail bag
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    full of mail and pretends
    to be a mail man so he can get food
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    and accidently restarts the
    us postal service in the process
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    also it's almost 3 hours long
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    honestly as far as post apocalyptic
    adventures go, this one isn't that bad
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    it's about the same level of quality
    as water world actually
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    but the fact that it was a 3 hour long
    kevin costner vanity project
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    released just a week after titanic
    made it a very easy target for critiques
  • 33:25 - 33:27
    what is Kevin Costner up to
    these days anyway
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    typing on computer
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    I mean hey, good luck Kevin
  • 33:50 - 33:51
    If you aren't familiar
  • 33:51 - 33:56
    The name Alan Smithee is a fake name the directors
    guild of america came up with in 1968
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    that directors who wanted to take their
    name off a movie, were required to use instead
  • 34:00 - 34:04
    and this movie caused such a headache
    that the directors guild had to
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    officially stop allowing the use of the
    Alan Smithee name in movies
  • 34:07 - 34:12
    OK, so, this movie was written by
    Joe Eszterhas and directed by Arthur Hiller
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    It's a mockumentary about a guy
    who's name is actually Alan Smithee
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    who directs an action movie
    but he hates the finished product
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    so he steals the film reels
    and holds them ransom
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    because he wasn't allowed to take
    his name of it
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    now behind the scenes in real life
    Joe Eszterhas was in charge of
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    cutting burn hollywood burn and when
    Arthur Hillers saw the final version
  • 34:30 - 34:33
    he hated it so much he had
    his name taken off the movie
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    but this of course created confusion
    because this was a movie
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    about Alan Smithee and the poster
    said it was directed by Alan Smithee
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    which you would assume was just a joke
    but no, the director actually had his name
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    taken off the movie
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    it would take me so long to explain
    everything that's wrong
  • 34:50 - 34:52
    with this movies so let me
    just sum it up in four words
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    there is way too many characters
    the movie jumps all over the place
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    Harvey weinstein is in it
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    eww sound effect
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    there's lots of not funny parts
    where the camera freeze frames
  • 35:06 - 35:08
    and there's a wall
    of text on screen
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    I'm guessing what happened is they
    filmed all these scenes separately
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    and thought they were hilarious on set
    but when they got to the editing room
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    they realized they had nothing to work with
    so Joe Eszterhas tried to
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    salvage it by adding a bunch of
    text edit jokes
  • 35:20 - 35:22
    which actually made the movie worse
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    I have no proof of this of course
    but it seems right to me
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    I mean I'd probably do the
    same thing in that situation
  • 35:41 - 35:46
    ok so this is a western steampunk
    fusion movie starring the fresh prince
  • 35:46 - 35:49
    and the guy who plays Mr. Fish odor
    in bob's burgers
  • 35:49 - 35:53
    as cowboy government agents hunt down
    an evil ex confederate officer with no legs
  • 35:53 - 35:58
    who kidnapped president
    Ulysses S Grant with a giant robot spider
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    that's what this movie is
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    this movie is ridiculous
  • 36:09 - 36:13
    I don't know what the executives at
    warner brothers were snorting in the board room
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    when they decided to spend over $170
    on a movie where cowboy Will Smith
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    fights a huge mecha-spider
  • 36:19 - 36:25
    but thank god they did because Will Smith
    turned down playing Neo in the matrix to do this movie
  • 36:25 - 36:29
    and I want you to imagine now what it
    would be like if Will Smith played Neo in the matrix
  • 36:31 - 36:33
    Evasive laughs
  • 36:33 - 36:35
    [Will Smith] I probably would have
    messed the matrix up. I wouldv'e ruined it
  • 36:35 - 36:37
    so I did y'all a favor
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    this might not be a good movie but
    oh my god it's so funny
  • 36:41 - 36:44
    plus the theme song is pretty fire
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    "if I may quote one of the great gangster rappers
    William Will Smith
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    wicky wild wild wicky wicky wild
    wicky wild wicky wicky wild wild wild west
  • 36:59 - 37:04
    wicky wild wicky wicky wild wild west
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    do you find those lyrics inspiring?
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    [person 1] I mean, I-I...
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    battlefield earth is an action sci-fi movie
    based on a novel written by L. Ron Hubbard
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    the founder of scientology
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    which he wrote in 1982 when he
    was in hiding to avoid going to prison
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    for his numerous crimes
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    It's about a distant future world
    where humanity has been enslaved
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    by evil aliens called the Psychlos
    which are a very obvious metaphor
  • 37:34 - 37:37
    for L. Ron Hubbard's vitriolic hate of psychiatrists
  • 37:37 - 37:40
    John Travolta who plays the evil
    alien leader named Terl
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    and has been a scientologist since 1975
    is directly responsible for this movie existing
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    the production company that took it on
    was later found to have defrauded investers
  • 37:49 - 37:54
    out of $31 million by over reporting
    production costs causing a law-suit
  • 37:54 - 37:57
    that forced the company to go bankrupt
    and shut down in 2007
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    on top of that the movie was a massive
    financial flop not just because the movie
  • 38:01 - 38:06
    and it's John Travolta action figures
    were an obvious scientology recruitment tactic
  • 38:06 - 38:09
    but because the movie itself
    was a visual nightmare
  • 38:09 - 38:12
    the special effects are ugly
    the costumes are disgusting
  • 38:12 - 38:14
    and the whole movie was filmed
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    with these crooked angles that changed
    multiple times a scene
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    which gave a bunch of people motion sickness
  • 38:19 - 38:22
    it's a realy infamously bad movie
    that's been covered by dozens of
  • 38:22 - 38:24
    other youtube channels over the years
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    so if you want more information on it
    go watch one of those videos
  • 38:26 - 38:30
    just don't watch the movie itself because
    it will do nothing but make you nauseous
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    and waste 2 hours of your time
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    I'm serious you guys
    don't do it
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    I'm sorry you guys
  • 38:42 - 38:44
    conflict of interest
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    I can't talk about Freddy got fingered
  • 38:45 - 38:49
    one of my friends and I watched this movie
    like 4x during quarantine and we
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    kind of bonded over it
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    and now this movie has a special
    place in my heart
  • 38:54 - 38:57
    so I made Nicky watch it instead
    because shes never seen it before
  • 38:57 - 38:58
    and here she is now
  • 38:58 - 39:01
    [Nicky} where the hell do I even
    begin with this movie
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    part of me thinks this movie is some kind
    of deep anti comedy meant to saterize
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    the other gross out comedies that
    were popular in the early 2000s
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    and the other part of me thinks that
    maybe it means nothing at all
  • 39:15 - 39:21
    I mean any normal human being
    will read a title like Freddy got fingered
  • 39:21 - 39:24
    and run away in the opposite direction
  • 39:24 - 39:26
    because what the fuck
    is that suppose to mean
  • 39:28 - 39:32
    but to put it simply
    this movie is about a 28yr old man
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    his name is Gord
    and he moves to LA to be a cheese worker
  • 39:42 - 39:46
    and also to pursue his dreams
    of being a professional animator
  • 39:46 - 39:50
    seems pretty simple right?
    seems pretty cut and dry
  • 39:50 - 39:54
    but that's where you'd be wrong
    because so very many things happen
  • 39:54 - 39:58
    in this movie that are beyond
    human explanation
  • 39:58 - 40:01
    just to name a few
    Tom Green jerks off a horse
  • 40:01 - 40:05
    he swings a baby around by it's
    umbilical cord
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    Tom Green walks around in a deer carcass
    and he goes scuba diving in his own toilet
  • 40:11 - 40:17
    [movie dialogue] get out of the toilet.
    get out of that toilet!
  • 40:17 - 40:22
    but at the risk of sounding clinically
    insane and demented
  • 40:22 - 40:27
    there are moments in this movie
    that I find kind of relatable
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    like this one where the CEO of
    an animation company tells
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    Gord that he doesn't like his drawings
  • 40:34 - 40:35
    "it sucks"
  • 40:35 - 40:39
    and so he immediatly sticks a gun
    in his mouth and starts screaming
  • 40:44 - 40:48
    and what makes this even funnier
    is the fact that once he recieves
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    validation, he takes the gun out of his mouth
    and acts like none of that ever happened at all
  • 40:57 - 41:01
    if you're mentally ill and make art
    this is the film for you
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    and this movie surprised me in so many
    different ways for one, it made me laugh
  • 41:15 - 41:17
    way more than I anticipated
  • 41:17 - 41:19
    "can't you see we're both a couple
    of stupid idiots
  • 41:19 - 41:23
    [female] Gord
    [Gord] Gord, Gordy
  • 41:23 - 41:28
    and it was all so like weirdly based
    at times and I say weirdly because
  • 41:28 - 41:31
    the early 2000s was just like a diragatory
    fever dream
  • 41:31 - 41:35
    it was like running through
    the perfume department in spongebob
  • 41:35 - 41:37
    but the perfume was slurs
  • 41:37 - 41:41
    so like Gord ends up asking out
    this nurse named Betty
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    and she says yes but afterwards he finds
    out that she's in a wheelchair and at first
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    I'm was like oh shit! like it's about to
    get really ableist in here
  • 41:52 - 41:57
    I was truly prepared for the worst but
    my expectations were completely subvirted
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    when Betty ended up not only being the
    smartest person in this whole movie
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    but her and Gord remain in a relationship
    for the rest of the film
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    "have a bag of jewels for you
    they're jewels Betty, they're jewels"
  • 42:13 - 42:18
    another interesting thing to me is that
    betty constantly wants to give Gord
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    a blow job. Hear me out dude
    like, she actually asks him this
  • 42:22 - 42:27
    so many times in the movie that
    it comes off as very obviously satirical
  • 42:38 - 42:44
    and again my expectations were subverted
    by Gord being the one that repeatedly asks
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    if they can just go out on a date
  • 42:54 - 42:59
    This could be a play on the trope of
    male protaganist in comedy especially
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    being obssesed with sex
    and not only that but woman
  • 43:03 - 43:05
    being ultra sexualized in these movies
  • 43:05 - 43:09
    not all the subversion in this movie
    is good though necessarily
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    I mean if you were wondering how
    the movie got its title
  • 43:12 - 43:15
    I shit you not about 50mins into the film
  • 43:15 - 43:20
    Gord frames his dad
    for fingering his brother
  • 43:20 - 43:22
    "at least I don't touch Freddy"
    "he fingers him"
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    his brother who is like 25 and
    doesn't even live with them
  • 43:25 - 43:29
    "he's a molester"
    "he's a chiiiild molester"
  • 43:29 - 43:35
    but CPS literally goes to his apartment
    and takes him to the molestation hospital
  • 43:35 - 43:38
    is this shocking? yes
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    I don't know if it's shocking
    compared to the other
  • 43:40 - 43:42
    things that happen in this movie
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    is it in poor taste?
    like, uhhhh, maybe
  • 43:49 - 43:53
    but anyways this whole framing of the
    fingering is the cannon event
  • 43:53 - 43:55
    that leads to the finale of the film
  • 43:55 - 43:59
    when Gord pranks his dad by
    abducting him in the middle of the night
  • 43:59 - 44:01
    and taking him to pakistan
  • 44:01 - 44:02
    "you're fucking dead"
  • 44:05 - 44:09
    they could write books and novels
    and college thesis about everything
  • 44:09 - 44:13
    else that happens in-between
    then and the ending
  • 44:13 - 44:17
    but just know that this movie ends with
    Gord and his dad being covered
  • 44:17 - 44:18
    in elephant c**
  • 44:23 - 44:24
    speaking of which
  • 44:24 - 44:30
    there's an elephant in this room and
    the elephant is that I actually kind of like this movie
  • 44:30 - 44:32
    also the elephant is cumming
  • 44:32 - 44:36
    is that so wrong?
    and is it so wrong that maybe kind of
  • 44:36 - 44:42
    I might be attracted to Tom Green in this movie?
    is it maybe ok if I think
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    he might be the Pete Davidson of the 90s
  • 44:44 - 44:47
    you know what, shut up
    as far as career ruining films go
  • 44:47 - 44:53
    Tom Green took the failure of Freddie very
    very well. He even showed up to accept
  • 44:53 - 44:56
    his golden razzie
    he rolled out his own red carpet too
  • 45:05 - 45:09
    celebrate your successes and your failures
  • 45:16 - 45:19
    [evasive] a remake of an italian film
    from 1974
  • 45:19 - 45:23
    swept away is a movie where Madonna
    plays the dumbest most unlikable rich woman
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    in the world
  • 45:24 - 45:28
    who gets marooned on an island
    with an italian sailor who hates her
  • 45:28 - 45:30
    and sexually assaults her.
    And then 3 mins after that
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    there's a time skip and suddenly
    they're in love
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    its a nasty nasty nasty movie
    and I don't even want to talk about it
  • 45:38 - 45:41
    it was so bad it caused Madonna
    to give up on acting entirely
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    it's a disaster.
    Absolute agony to watch
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    especially when you consider that the movie
    was directed by Madonna's then husband Guy Ritchie
  • 45:49 - 45:53
    Madonna later divorced Guy Ritchie in 2008
    but in my opinion queen should've
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    divorced Guy Ritchie on the spot for
    even suggesting this movie
  • 45:56 - 46:01
    [Madonna] it was rough. There was nothing
    glamorous about it and you were really mean to me
  • 46:01 - 46:03
    [Guy] Mrs. Ritchie
    [Madonna] I just want to slap you on camera
  • 46:03 - 46:04
    [Guy] but why Mrs. Ritchie
  • 46:05 - 46:08
    [Madonna] for all those times you let adriano
    slap me and you never yelled cut
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    and all those times they threw octopuses on me
    and all those times you made me sit
  • 46:12 - 46:14
    in the freezing cold ice water
    and those times you made me run
  • 46:14 - 46:17
    down the sand dune and all those
    times you ate my food and you didn't pay me
  • 46:17 - 46:19
    and you never said thank you
  • 46:19 - 46:23
    Madonna cries and leaves
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    I'm not going to lie
  • 46:40 - 46:44
    I was riding the high of actually
    enjoying Freddie got fingered
  • 46:44 - 46:48
    when Gigli came in and literally snuffed
    the life out of me
  • 46:48 - 46:50
    Gigle is a movie
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    it's about a mobster names Gigli
    played by Benjamin, Benny boy Affleck
  • 46:56 - 47:01
    and much like this review on letter box,
    I too hope Gigli killed himself
  • 47:01 - 47:06
    because not only does he abduct a
    mentally challenged teenager
  • 47:06 - 47:09
    and abuse him while holding him for ransom
  • 47:12 - 47:16
    he's also just cringe
    unforgivably so
  • 47:16 - 47:19
    Jaylo was also in this movie unfortunately
  • 47:19 - 47:22
    and she plays this other mobster
    or mobsteret
  • 47:22 - 47:26
    who is suppose to help him
    take care of this mentally disabled kid
  • 47:26 - 47:30
    and she also just happens to be a lesbian
  • 47:33 - 47:37
    or should I say the least convincing
    lesbian in film history
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    no lesbians were consulted in
    the making of this movie
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    because what the fuck is this
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    you may not be able to tell because this
    is the weirdest way
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    i've ever heard anyone describe it
    but she's talking about eating pussy here
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    I really don't know who like told Jaylo
    or whoever wrote this script that
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    lesbians call that turkey time
    but whoever it was
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    deserves to be taken out
    behind a barn and shot
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    anyways though of course Gigli
    doesn't respect her sexuality
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    and he whines and complains
    throughout the whole movie
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    about oooh, it's not fair that she's like
    a lesbian but i'm like attracted to her
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    and I want to be with her
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    and after enough complaining ricky
    starts doing deeds with him
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    and its not like this is realistic
    at all in any way
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    but in the hypothetical scenario where
    for some reason a lesbian had sex
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    with a guy. It would not be with this guy
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    he's always like licking
    his teeth and shit
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    but luckily there's not just
    lesbian cringe
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    there's also plenty of
    hetero sexual cringe
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    and gay cringe
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    and despite this movie literally
    being about mobsters
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    nothing mobster related really happens
    in this movie
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    until like the last 30 mins where for some
    reason Al Pacino is here
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    I'm sure this is Al Pocinos favorite
    role of all time
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    right up there next to jack and jill
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    but to give it to you straight
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    the movie ends with Gigli leaving
    the mentally disabled kid
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    on a random beach
    with a cast of baywatch
  • 49:52 - 49:56
    and it's literally played out like its
    suppose to be this inspirational thing
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    like a tear jerker or something
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    meanwhile Gigli and Ricky
    ride off into the sunset
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    just as she's telling him that he should
    wear some makeup
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    do not watch this movie
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    you will get a UTI
    or that other thing
  • 50:29 - 50:33
    [evasive] ok first of all this movie is
    catwoman in name only
  • 50:33 - 50:36
    despite being a DC comics movie
    the catwoman in this movie
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    has pretty much nothing to do with the
    catwoman from batman
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    this character has a different name
    lives in a different city
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    and gets her cat super powers from a magic
    cat burping in her mouth
  • 50:46 - 50:50
    it's just so stupid
    it's actually really fun to watch
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    especially the CGI Halle Berry during the
    action scenes it's so funny
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    as you might expect this movie bombed hard
    probably because they put it out in
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    theaters around the same time as
    spider man 2
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    its a pretty infamous
    superhero movie now
  • 51:08 - 51:11
    and the director Pitof was basically
    laughed out of hollywood
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    never directed a movie again
  • 51:13 - 51:15
    but Halle Berry embraced
    this movie was a flop
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    and she even showed up in person
    to accept her Razzie award
  • 51:39 - 51:40
    dirty love is a
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    "comedy"
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    created by Melissa McCarthy's cousin
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    notorious anti vaccer and masked
    singer judge Jenny McCarthy
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    she stars as a woman who gets dumped
    by her boyfriend and her life falls apart
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    its really unhinged but not in a funny
    kind of way
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    more of a i'm bored and uncomfortable
    and I want to leave the room kind of way
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    I actually had a hard time finding
    clips from this movie online
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    because its pretty obscure
    and nobody likes it
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    its mostly badly delivered jokes
    and gross out humor with a feminine spin
  • 52:08 - 52:12
    and by feminine spin I of course mean
    period jokes like this scene where a
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    bleeding Jenny McCarthy goes to the
    grocery store in a white skirt
  • 52:16 - 52:18
    and no underwear
    and almost bleeds out on the floor
  • 52:18 - 52:20
    you know, relatable comedy for women
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    just girly thing
    #justgirlythings
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    just girly things
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    it's a girly thing so you wouldn't
    understand boys
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    it's a girly thing
  • 52:29 - 52:32
    #justgirlythings
    it's a girly thing
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    it's a girly thing
    #justgirlythings
  • 52:45 - 52:48
    so this is a sequel to basic instincts
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    an erotic murder mystery thriller
    from the early 90s
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    its maybe best remembered today for the
    scene where newman from Seinfeld
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    sees Sharon Stones' bare uncensored tits
    in an interrogation room
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    the original was nominated for a few
    razzies in its day but it was a
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    massive box office hit
  • 53:02 - 53:04
    and is today remembered as a pretty solid
    Neo Noir thriller
  • 53:04 - 53:08
    now basic instinct 2 on the other hand
    only exists because Sharon Stone
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    was promised $14 million
    to star in the movie
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    and when the producers tried to cancel it
    she sued them to force them to make it
  • 53:19 - 53:23
    its kind of hard to talk about this movie
    without spoiling a bit of the original
  • 53:23 - 53:25
    but I will say that overall
    I didn't hate this movie
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    but I also barely remember anything about
    the plot and I only saw it a couple months ago
  • 53:30 - 53:33
    it rehashes a lot of the same story, beats
    and plot points as the original
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    just not as good
  • 53:35 - 53:38
    would I call it a terrible movie?
    no, not really
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    but compared to the original
    its pretty bland and forgettable
  • 53:41 - 53:43
    but that's what happens when your
    only reason for
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    making a movie is to
    avoid a massive lawsuit
  • 53:45 - 53:48
    got to love showbiz baby
  • 53:57 - 54:01
    I know who killed me is a horror
    movie starring Lindsay Lohan as a girl
  • 54:01 - 54:02
    who was kidnapped
    by a serial killer
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    but survives and wakes up in a hospital
    saying shes someone else
  • 54:06 - 54:11
    this movie was released on july 27, 2007
    right at the peak of the tabloid frenzy
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    about Lindsay Lohan and her struggles
    with alcohol and drug addiction
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    there was a lot of attention on the movie
    while it was filming
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    especially because Lohan checked into
    rehab the first time a month into production
  • 54:21 - 54:25
    the film set was so swarmed with paparazzi
    that some of them even showed up in
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    the background of a few
    shots in the movie
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    then a couple months after filming wrapped
    Lohan was arrested for drunk driving
  • 54:30 - 54:34
    then on July 24th, just 3 days before
    the movie was released
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    Lohan was arrested for drunk driving again
    and couldn't even attend the premier
  • 54:38 - 54:42
    all of this negative media attention
    made Lindsay Lohan enemy #1 in hollywood
  • 54:42 - 54:44
    critics eviscerated this movie
  • 54:44 - 54:47
    but in the years since its release
    this film has become a bit of a
  • 54:47 - 54:49
    cult classic with horror movie fans
  • 54:49 - 54:52
    and its been screened in theaters many
    times over the last decade
  • 54:52 - 54:56
    ive seen a lot of people in line compared
    to giallo movies, an itallian film genre
  • 54:56 - 55:01
    popular in the 60s and 70s that mixed elements
    of murder mysteries, slashers, and erotica
  • 55:01 - 55:04
    the influence of giallo is definitely
    present here
  • 55:04 - 55:08
    its a stylish weird thriller and Lohans background
    made her kind of perfect for the role
  • 55:08 - 55:12
    as the main character quickly transforms from
    a sweet highschool girl
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    into a deeply traumatized woman
    with a robotic hand
  • 55:15 - 55:18
    its definitely not for everyone
    myself included
  • 55:18 - 55:21
    but if you're into weird gory horror
    movies there's a lot to vibe with here
  • 55:21 - 55:23
    its a much better movie than norbit
    that's for sure
  • 55:23 - 55:25
    I mean have you ever seen norbit
  • 55:44 - 55:49
    the love guru is a movie written by,
    produced by, and starring Mike Meyers
  • 55:49 - 55:52
    that's mostly remembered today as the movie
    that completely tanked his career
  • 55:52 - 55:55
    and caused him to step away from hollywood
    for 8 years
  • 55:55 - 55:57
    critics and audiences both hated it
  • 55:57 - 56:02
    with critics calling it lazy, immature,
    mindless, pitiable, insulting, painful
  • 56:02 - 56:06
    gross, contemptuous, racist, and unlikable
    among many other things
  • 56:06 - 56:09
    but don't take their word for it
    take my word for it
  • 56:12 - 56:14
    I don't really have any other words for it
    that pretty much sums it up
  • 56:14 - 56:16
    anyway here's a scene that they
    used in the trailer
  • 56:16 - 56:17
    ohhh, how did you get there?
  • 56:19 - 56:21
    this little guy scared the crap
    out of me
  • 56:21 - 56:23
    think i'm going to have to do a panty
    check, I might have some
  • 56:23 - 56:25
    monkey monsters back there
  • 56:25 - 56:26
    who is this prick
  • 56:27 - 56:30
    well, how do you do, shrimp?
  • 56:31 - 56:33
    what'd you call me
  • 56:33 - 56:35
    im sorry, i didn't catch your gnome
    name!
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    you are a midget
  • 56:38 - 56:42
    so the plot of this movie is Mike Meyers
    plays this self help guru
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    named maurice Pitka
    who was raised in india
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    wears a chastity belt and dreams
    of being on Oprah
  • 56:48 - 56:51
    he's hired by the Toronto maple leafs
    to help their star player
  • 56:51 - 56:52
    get back together with his wife
  • 56:52 - 56:56
    because he is the love guru therefore
    only he can save their marriage
  • 56:56 - 57:00
    its basically a one note movie
    that feels like it was written by a 10yr old boy
  • 57:00 - 57:02
    every scene goes on for way too long
  • 57:02 - 57:05
    Mike Meyers keeps laughing at his own jokes
    and pretty much every line is about
  • 57:05 - 57:08
    poop, pee, farts, balls or dicks
  • 57:08 - 57:11
    with many of the characters names being dick jokes
  • 57:11 - 57:16
    we got tugginmypudha, coach cherkov, Le Coq
    dick pants
  • 57:16 - 57:17
    starts laughing
  • 57:20 - 57:23
    its not funny that John Olivers
    named Dick Pants
  • 57:23 - 57:26
    starts laughing again
    its not...
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    Ok, ill be the first to say that
    I don't think any of the transformers movies
  • 57:36 - 57:38
    are particularly good
  • 57:38 - 57:41
    that being said, transformers
    revenge of the fallen is definitely
  • 57:41 - 57:42
    the worst one
  • 57:42 - 57:45
    if only for how offensive and annoying
    it is
  • 57:45 - 57:49
    pretty much every transformer introduced in
    this movie either talks with a racist accent
  • 57:49 - 57:54
    or the most annoying cartoon voice imaginable
    and when it isn't being annoying or racist
  • 57:54 - 57:55
    its doing shit like this
  • 58:07 - 58:12
    sighs deeply
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    like is it any wonder
    Megan Fox quit the series after this
  • 58:16 - 58:21
    sadly though this movie ended up making
    $836 million which was about
  • 58:21 - 58:24
    $100 million more than up made
    that same year
  • 58:51 - 58:55
    what can I even say about this movie
    that hasn't been said a thousand times already
  • 58:55 - 58:58
    this live action trash fire
    directed by M Night Shyamalan
  • 58:58 - 59:02
    attempted to condense the first season
    of an amazing animated tv show
  • 59:02 - 59:04
    into a 90 min CGI filled mess
  • 59:04 - 59:09
    maybe if you watched this never having
    seen the original series it's just another
  • 59:09 - 59:14
    lame hollywood fantasy action movie but for fans
    of the series this was offensively bad
  • 59:14 - 59:18
    the creators of the show were not allowed
    to give any input on the movies development
  • 59:18 - 59:21
    but loving characters were made
    one dimensional and pointless
  • 59:21 - 59:25
    major plot points were skipped over
    characters names are pronounced wrong
  • 59:25 - 59:27
    like how do you even screw that up
  • 59:27 - 59:30
    this movie made a lot of money
    but it was so hated by audiences
  • 59:30 - 59:33
    that paramount must have known they couldn't
    fool people twice and cancelled plans
  • 59:33 - 59:35
    to adapt the other two seasons
  • 59:35 - 59:39
    effectively sinking the career of the kid
    who played Aang before it even began
  • 59:39 - 59:40
    it's just sad
  • 59:40 - 59:45
    the whole movie is a sad waste of source material
    you'd probably have a better time playing the
  • 59:45 - 59:48
    official last airbender Wii game then you
    would watching this movie
  • 59:55 - 59:56
    ok maybe not
  • 60:03 - 60:07
    somber music playing
  • 60:29 - 60:33
    alright razzies
    respectfully, what the fuck
  • 60:33 - 60:37
    listen, I wouldn't call myself a twilight fan
    i've never read the books and didn't watch
  • 60:37 - 60:42
    the movies until recently but even I know
    the last movie of the twilight series isn't
  • 60:42 - 60:43
    that bad a movie
  • 60:43 - 60:47
    its ridiculous sure but out of all the movies
    in the series it's definitely the most exciting
  • 60:47 - 60:49
    and most interesting entry
    aside from the first one
  • 60:49 - 60:53
    obviously they gave it worst picture to
    sort of dig at the entire series
  • 60:53 - 60:56
    since none of the others have won worst
    picture before but come on
  • 60:56 - 60:58
    breaking dawn part 2 is fun
  • 60:58 - 61:02
    its got a big fight scene on a frozen lake
    its got a girl named renesmee
  • 61:02 - 61:07
    it concludes one of the most iconic
    and stupid blockbuster movie series of all time
  • 61:07 - 61:11
    it is so entertaining and over the top that
    even if you hate twilight and everything about it
  • 61:11 - 61:14
    you cant tell me that this movie is worst
    than the Adam Sandler movie where
  • 61:14 - 61:16
    he shows a 13yr old impregnating his teacher
  • 61:18 - 61:19
    you can't tell me that
  • 61:20 - 61:21
    because you'd be wrong
  • 61:30 - 61:33
    let me start this one off by showing
    you a list of people who were involved in this movie
  • 61:35 - 61:36
    and that's not even all of them
  • 61:36 - 61:40
    movie 43 is a compilation of raunchy
    comedy sketches
  • 61:40 - 61:41
    each directed by different people
  • 61:41 - 61:44
    made by an impossibly cheap budget of
    $6 million
  • 61:44 - 61:48
    this thing took 3 whole years to film
    because the producers worked around
  • 61:48 - 61:51
    actors schedules to maximize how many
    famous people could show up in this
  • 61:51 - 61:56
    the sketches themselves are a relentless
    onslaught of dirty shock humor
  • 61:56 - 61:58
    there's one where Hugh Jackman has balls
    on his face
  • 61:58 - 62:02
    there's one where Chloe Grace Moretz
    smears period blood on the wall
  • 62:02 - 62:04
    there's one where a horny cat pisses on
    elizabeth banks
  • 62:04 - 62:08
    there's one where Karen Culkin says he wants
    to leave a hickey on Emma Stones' vagina
  • 62:08 - 62:13
    my personal favorite is where Anna Faris asks
    Chris Prat to poop on her
  • 62:13 - 62:16
    during sex so he takes some poop viagra
    and then gets hit by a car
  • 62:22 - 62:26
    if you're feeling sadistic throw this on
    at your next bad movie night with friends
  • 62:26 - 62:28
    its got a little something for everyone
  • 62:43 - 62:46
    so if you're unfamiliar
    Kirk Cameron was a child actor in the 80s
  • 62:46 - 62:49
    who took a hard right turn into
    evangelical christianity
  • 62:49 - 62:53
    and has since appeared in almost exclusively
    low budget christian movies and radio programs
  • 62:53 - 62:57
    today he is mostly know for his
    inflammatory publicity stunts
  • 62:57 - 63:03
    like in 2020 when he organized massive caroling
    events in LA to protest covid restrictions
  • 63:03 - 63:06
    which he called communism disguised as
    public health
  • 63:06 - 63:08
    you know the type
    he's a nutcase
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    and his movie had been dumped on
    a hundred times by youtubers already
  • 63:11 - 63:15
    because for awhile this was the lowest
    rated movie in IMDB
  • 63:15 - 63:17
    with an average rating of 1.3/10
  • 63:17 - 63:20
    which he claimed was a result of
    an atheist conspiracy on reddit
  • 63:20 - 63:23
    basically the whole movie takes place
    in one house
  • 63:23 - 63:26
    and almost every scene is him using
    weird circular reasoning to explain
  • 63:26 - 63:30
    how non christian christmas traditions had
    actually been christian all along
  • 63:30 - 63:34
    like how christmas trees were gods idea
    because god created trees
  • 63:34 - 63:38
    or how the holiday isn't actually materialistic
    because the ability to buy gifts
  • 63:38 - 63:40
    is gods gift to humanity
  • 63:40 - 63:41
    it's just boring
  • 63:41 - 63:45
    it's a very boring movie where nothing
    happens and everyone is just sitting
  • 63:45 - 63:47
    or standing around not doing anything
  • 63:47 - 63:50
    the only remotely entertaining part of the
    whole movie is when all the extras
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    have an epic dance party at the end
  • 64:26 - 64:31
    fant 4 stic is a classic case of too
    many people having their hands on the same movie
  • 64:31 - 64:32
    the writers disagree on everything
  • 64:32 - 64:36
    the director Josh Tranks slept with a loaded
    gun on him because he got death threats
  • 64:36 - 64:38
    for casting Michael B Jordan
  • 64:38 - 64:43
    fox executives had whole scenes cut out and
    other scenes re-shot without Tranks
  • 64:43 - 64:45
    approval because they thought his version
    was too dark
  • 64:45 - 64:49
    Trank also put out a tweet right before
    the movie came out basically disowning it
  • 64:49 - 64:53
    the end result of all of this was an ugly
    boring mess of a movie
  • 64:53 - 64:55
    where there's no real stakes
    or tension anywhere
  • 64:55 - 64:58
    they don't even become superheros until
    halfway through the movie
  • 64:58 - 65:01
    and most of the time they're just standing
    around talking and not doing anything
  • 65:01 - 65:03
    you can see the remnants
    of a decent movie in here
  • 65:03 - 65:06
    like in the scene where Miles Teller
    wakes up on a hospital bed
  • 65:06 - 65:07
    looking like Lanky Kong
  • 65:07 - 65:11
    but we'll never know what the movie was
    suppose to be because nobody cares
  • 65:11 - 65:14
    there's nobody out there saying
    #releasethetrankcut
  • 65:49 - 65:54
    so 2015 was another tie with 50 shades
    of grey also being awarded worst picture
  • 65:54 - 65:55
    this is another movie where im like
  • 65:55 - 65:59
    what can I possibly say about this
    that hasn't been said already
  • 65:59 - 66:02
    its based on an erotic novel that started
    out as a twilight fan fiction
  • 66:02 - 66:06
    the stars have no chemistry and nothing
    about their relationship is believable
  • 66:06 - 66:09
    the movie spawned that
    love me like you do song
  • 66:09 - 66:12
    that has haunted retail workers for
    almost a decade now
  • 66:12 - 66:15
    it's just a bad movie
    it's boring and bad
  • 66:15 - 66:16
    and it made over $500 million
  • 66:16 - 66:20
    so rather than repeat the same things a
    hundred other youtubers have said
  • 66:20 - 66:22
    i'll just leave you with a little mental image
  • 66:22 - 66:25
    see this movie came out on
    valentines day 2015
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    I want you to imagine for a second all the
    thousand of couples who went to see this
  • 66:29 - 66:30
    on valentines day
  • 66:31 - 66:35
    I want you to visualize Kaylyynn and Greg
    from sugar land texas who went
  • 66:35 - 66:37
    to see this at the local AMC
    on valentines day
  • 66:38 - 66:42
    I want you to visualize Kaylyynn giving Greg
    a dry handjob in the back of the theatre
  • 66:42 - 66:43
    40 mins into the movie
  • 66:44 - 66:46
    I want you to visualize them going to
    applebees after
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    to eat a slightly burnt chicken breast and
    some unseasoned broccoli
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    I want you to visualize
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    if you don't know already Dinesh D'Souza
    is a far right political commentator
  • 67:04 - 67:07
    who has been releasing propaganda films
    every year since 2012
  • 67:07 - 67:11
    he also pleaded guilty to campaign
    finance fraud in 2014
  • 67:11 - 67:15
    and was sentenced 5 years probation
    during which he made Hillary's america
  • 67:15 - 67:17
    the secret history of the democratic party
  • 67:17 - 67:21
    released in the summer of 2016
    hillarys americas a movie that claims
  • 67:21 - 67:26
    its a documentary but aside from a few
    news clips and scripted sounding interviews
  • 67:26 - 67:29
    much of the movie is either historical
    reenactments or just Souza talking to
  • 67:29 - 67:33
    terrible actors trying to pass it off as
    documentary footage
  • 67:33 - 67:36
    the movie opens with D' Souza being
    sentenced for fraud
  • 67:36 - 67:39
    which he claims was a democratic
    conspiracy to shut him up
  • 67:39 - 67:42
    and from there he goes to prison and starts
    interviewing other prisoners about how
  • 67:42 - 67:44
    gangs work
  • 67:59 - 68:03
    later on he visits the democrat national
    headquarters and it's all done up to look
  • 68:03 - 68:06
    like a high tech museum of the glory of
    the democratic party
  • 68:06 - 68:09
    and then he sneaks into the restricted
    part of the building
  • 68:09 - 68:14
    and breaks into the secret archives to
    reveal the secret information
  • 68:14 - 68:18
    that is literally just in the curriculum
    in 8th US history
  • 68:18 - 68:23
    like hey guys, did you know that most of the
    slave owners in the civil war were democrats
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    wow isn't that crazy?
    how come nobody's talking about this
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    the sad truth is this movie sold
    $13 million worth of tickets when it came out
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    which means that hundreds of thousands of
    very gullible americans saw this in theatres
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    and many probably dragged their
    impressionable kids with them
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    when all those kids wanted to do was play
    the new pokemon go game that just came out
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    its depressing to think about
    2016 was a very dark time
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    hey guys
    im sorry
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    I can't talk about the emoji movie
  • 69:04 - 69:09
    you see, on a hot summer day in 2017
    I actually saw the emoji movie in theatres
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    in a room full of screaming sugar'd
    up children
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    and if you think this movie looks bad
    enough on its own
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    try watching it completely sober while a 7yr
    old kicks the back of your chair the whole time
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    I just can't relive the trauma of that day
    again so I passed this one off to trash guy
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    [trash guy] young junko
    he was the best lawyer who ever lived
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    but decidingly the hammer of justice
    made him his walnut
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    and under the pressure he cracked
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    by his side he had only left this note
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    sad face, sad face, cry face, trash can,
    water gun, squirt, squirt, sad face
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    *watch The Emoji Movie in theaters
    July 28 2017 for more info
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    Emoji movie is like the cinematic equivalent
    of seeing an AD for Cricket wireless
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    on the side of the bus
    it's the same artistic merit
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    its hard to not look at this movie without
    thinking of the evolution of 3D animation
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    as a craft in the last 4 years
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    the way that the medium improved over time
    not just in terms of vitality
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    but the heart felt boundary pushing
    storytelling that made animated characters
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    come across as more tangible
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    in exploring the worlds they inhabited
    in a serel way
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    and all that, all that led to this
    a movie about emojis
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    on a kids cellphone
    its so in personable
  • 70:17 - 70:20
    its not like toy story where Andy
    and the toys have a clear relationship
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    in emoji land you get scanned whenever the
    kid picks you for a text message
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    like why is this kid only texting in emojis
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    he's like a little, a little man slut
  • 70:29 - 70:33
    the whole plot being he wants to text
    a girl in his class and that's it
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    that's it. He has no connection to
    these main essential characters
  • 70:36 - 70:38
    they're just a button on his phone
    its so pointless
  • 70:38 - 70:41
    the worlds not interesting at all
  • 70:41 - 70:45
    the main character gene is suppose to be
    the meh emoji but he's malfunctioning
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    so he goes on a quest with hand emoji
    and jailbreak
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    an elite emo hacker girl emoji with blue
    hair who can access the cloud and
  • 70:52 - 70:55
    see all the rule 34 of herself
    made over the years
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    its a movie made specifically for loud
    drunk parents circuit 2017 to take
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    their ipad kids to so they can run around
    the theatre and pick their ass
  • 71:05 - 71:06
    while they shove a bunch of ads at
    their eyeballs
  • 71:06 - 71:10
    you got whole scenes explaining
    candy crush and just dance
  • 71:10 - 71:15
    and spotify. its as shameless in corporate
    as an animated movie could possibly be
  • 71:15 - 71:19
    i'm sure some belligerently wasted
    parent in the theatre howled with laughter
  • 71:19 - 71:22
    when james corden hand emoji said
    bye Felisha
  • 71:23 - 71:26
    I wouldn't know though because the first
    time I saw emoji movie was at 2am
  • 71:26 - 71:30
    when I hacked amazon fire stick plugable
    into my friends CRT
  • 71:30 - 71:33
    that's just about the viewing experience
    this movie deserves
  • 71:33 - 71:37
    [evasive] but hey for as much as a soulless
    cash grab the emoji movie was
  • 71:37 - 71:39
    there is one good thing about it
  • 71:39 - 71:44
    and that's that it is inadvertently responsible
    for causing jordan peele to make get out
  • 71:58 - 72:01
    holmes and watson was the much
    anticipated reunion between
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    John C Reilly and Will Ferrell a duo that starred
    in a couple smash hit comedies in the mid 2000s
  • 72:06 - 72:11
    so when this movie released to atrocious reviews
    it left some people scratching their head
  • 72:11 - 72:14
    wondering how two guys who worked so
    well together before
  • 72:14 - 72:15
    could fuck up a movie this bad
  • 72:15 - 72:19
    and trust me no matter what your sense of
    humor is this movie is bad
  • 72:19 - 72:24
    its not funny at all. not even a little bit
    its just boring and hard to watch
  • 72:46 - 72:50
    the plots is impossible to follow
    the jokes fall flat on their face
  • 72:50 - 72:53
    and some of them were already dated
    by the time the movie came out
  • 72:53 - 72:55
    compared to teledated nights and step brothers
  • 72:55 - 72:57
    everything about their delivery here just
    feels off
  • 72:57 - 73:00
    and the blame probably rests with
    writer/ director Etan Cohen
  • 73:00 - 73:03
    not to be confused with
    Etan coen, no
  • 73:03 - 73:06
    Etan Coen is a writer that built a pretty
    decent resume in the 90s
  • 73:06 - 73:10
    and 2000s and decided to branch out into
    directing with get hard in 2015
  • 73:10 - 73:15
    holmes and watson was his 2nd attempt at
    directing and possibly his last because
  • 73:15 - 73:19
    the movie just barely didn't break even and
    since its release coen seems to have
  • 73:19 - 73:21
    returned exclusively to writing
  • 73:21 - 73:24
    my theory is the man didn't know how to
    direct Will Ferrell and John C Reilly
  • 73:24 - 73:28
    I think he just got them together and
    assumed their chemistry would be enough
  • 73:28 - 73:31
    to carry the movie because the whole thing
    just feels like he dressed them up in
  • 73:31 - 73:34
    victorian era cloths and said
    just do whatever you want
  • 73:34 - 73:37
    we will edit it down to just the funny parts
  • 73:37 - 73:39
    and then surprise none of it was funny
  • 74:04 - 74:06
    cats is a hilarious movie
  • 74:06 - 74:10
    it is so funny for all the wrong reasons
    I saw this in theatres when it came out
  • 74:10 - 74:14
    after eating a couple of very powerful
    weed gummies and it is
  • 74:14 - 74:16
    an experience I will remember for the
    rest of my life
  • 74:16 - 74:20
    its unlike any other movie ever made
    it really is
  • 74:31 - 74:35
    released at the tail end of 2019
    cats was an act of pure huberous
  • 74:35 - 74:38
    from director Tom Hooper who was well
    known in hollywood at this point for directing
  • 74:38 - 74:42
    the kings speech, les miserables, and
    the danish girl
  • 74:42 - 74:46
    while I guess tommy boy got pretty full
    of himself after all those award winners
  • 74:46 - 74:50
    because for his next project he proceeded
    to blow $100 million on a film adaptation
  • 74:50 - 74:52
    of cats the musical
  • 74:52 - 74:55
    behind the scenes hooper rushed the movie
    out the door to release in time for christmas
  • 74:55 - 74:58
    and in the process treated the animators
    like complete shit
  • 74:58 - 75:02
    anonymous sources later reported that
    hooper knew nothing about animation
  • 75:02 - 75:07
    made them work 90 hour weeks for months
    and was horrible, disrespectful, demeaning
  • 75:07 - 75:09
    and condescending toward everyone
  • 75:09 - 75:12
    one source said that hooper talked to
    the animators like they were garbage and
  • 75:12 - 75:15
    even compared their time working on cats
    to slavery
  • 75:15 - 75:17
    its been a few years now since cats
  • 75:17 - 75:20
    released and Tom Hooper hasn't been heard
    from since
  • 75:20 - 75:23
    so I think its safe to assume those
    allegations were completely true
  • 75:23 - 75:26
    and he wont be making a comeback
    anytime soon
  • 75:26 - 75:28
    anyway at this point I'd like
    to play you a song
  • 75:28 - 75:31
    from the movie but youtube will probably
    demonetize me if I did that so instead i'm
  • 75:31 - 75:34
    going to play you a public
    service announcement from the 80s
  • 76:10 - 76:13
    so absolute proof is not a movie
  • 76:13 - 76:17
    for the first time in razzie history the
    razzies gave worst picture to something
  • 76:17 - 76:19
    that was not a movie
  • 76:19 - 76:24
    this is a 2 hour long special that aired
    on one american news in February 2021
  • 76:24 - 76:28
    where Mike Lindell the my pillow
    guy bought air time to prove that
  • 76:28 - 76:32
    2020 election was hacked by china
    using statistics that were proven
  • 76:32 - 76:35
    to be fake and interviewing experts
    that don't have any real credentials
  • 76:35 - 76:39
    this special was also uploaded on youtube
    but was quickly taken down for spreading
  • 76:39 - 76:43
    false information. I was hoping it would
    be at least unintentionally funny
  • 76:43 - 76:45
    but it was just really boring to watch
  • 76:45 - 76:48
    its mostly the my pillow guy saying
    "wow"
  • 76:48 - 76:51
    talking about voting data that was given
    to him by a fraudster
  • 76:51 - 76:54
    at one point he brings on a guy who claims
    he invented email
  • 77:02 - 77:04
    I don't know, I don't have
    anything to say about this one
  • 77:04 - 77:06
    it's not a movie
  • 77:16 - 77:19
    so this is also not a movie
  • 77:19 - 77:23
    Diana the musical is a broadway show
    that was planned to open March 31, 2020
  • 77:23 - 77:27
    obviously that didn't pan out but in
    the summer of 2020 they were able to get
  • 77:27 - 77:30
    the cast together to make a recording of
    the show with heavy covid restrictions
  • 77:30 - 77:35
    and no audience of course. Then for some
    bizarre reason they decided to release that
  • 77:35 - 77:39
    recording on netflix on october 2021
    A whole month before the show
  • 77:39 - 77:43
    re opened on broadway. obviously this was
    the dumbest possible thing they could
  • 77:43 - 77:47
    have done because why would anyone who
    isn't a hardcore house winser fan
  • 77:47 - 77:50
    pay over $100 for a broadway ticket to
    this cringe fest when they could
  • 77:50 - 77:52
    watch the cringe fest for free at home
  • 77:52 - 77:56
    this show was a complete flop
    performing to a half full theater
  • 77:56 - 77:59
    every night for a month until the
    producers put the show out of its misery
  • 77:59 - 78:01
    and cancelled it on december 19
  • 78:01 - 78:04
    even if it hadn't been dumped on netflix
    before it opened it still probably would've
  • 78:04 - 78:07
    flopped because it's every bit
    tone deaf as the title suggest
  • 78:07 - 78:11
    the lyrics are like a 14yr old girl
    saw hamilton and newsies a few times
  • 78:11 - 78:14
    and was like OH MY GOD
    I can do that too
  • 78:14 - 78:18
    except it wasn't written by a 14yr old girl
    it was written by a tony award winning
  • 78:18 - 78:20
    play write in his 50s
    here's just an example of some of
  • 78:20 - 78:22
    the lyrics that this show throws at you
  • 78:53 - 78:56
    directed by eccentric author Andrew Dominik
  • 78:56 - 78:59
    blonde is the most recent worst picture
    winner as the time I made this video
  • 78:59 - 79:02
    and probably the most controversial winner
    since showgirls
  • 79:02 - 79:06
    its a nearly 3hr long mt-17 rated movie
    about the life of Marilyn Monroe
  • 79:06 - 79:10
    that takes extreme liberties with her
    life story because it's actually based on
  • 79:10 - 79:12
    a historical fiction novel by Joyce Carol
  • 79:12 - 79:14
    the reviews on this thing were all over
    the place.
  • 79:14 - 79:18
    when it premiered at the venice film
    festival it received a 14 min long
  • 79:18 - 79:21
    standing ovation and early critic reviews
    were extremely positive
  • 79:21 - 79:24
    then it released on netflix a few weeks
    later and the drama started
  • 79:24 - 79:28
    on the positive end the movie got
    praised for its stunning cinematography
  • 79:28 - 79:30
    and for ana de armas performance as monroe
  • 79:30 - 79:34
    on the negative end the movie was criticized
    for being exploitative, sexist and
  • 79:34 - 79:38
    dehumanizing and for brutally depicting
    Marilyn Monroe as a helpless girl
  • 79:38 - 79:41
    relentlessly abused by the hollywood system
    when her real life story was much more
  • 79:41 - 79:45
    complicated than that and it certainly
    doesn't help that Andrew Dominik
  • 79:45 - 79:47
    doubled down on it after the films
    release saying
  • 79:47 - 79:50
    [evasive reading]
  • 80:07 - 80:08
    I don't know about you guys
  • 80:08 - 80:12
    I could speak on this movie more but
    i don't want to
  • 80:13 - 80:16
    this is the last movie on this list
    and im tapping out
  • 80:16 - 80:18
    and I don't want to see any of you in
    the comments saying
  • 80:18 - 80:21
    "ugh, ava tapping out"
    "ava not giving her real opinion"
  • 80:21 - 80:25
    "you're being evasive, you cant do that"
  • 80:35 - 80:37
    thank god this is over
  • 80:37 - 80:40
    my eyeballs and my brain are absolutely
    fried right now
  • 80:40 - 80:42
    i don't have a single thought left in my head
  • 80:42 - 80:45
    but let me go ahead and summarize my
    thoughts by sorting all these movies
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    into 4 categories
  • 80:46 - 80:52
    these categories are boring bad, funny bad
    not that bad and crimes against humanity
  • 80:54 - 80:55
    and there we go
  • 81:00 - 81:02
    I am evasive, thank you to my patreon
    supporters.
  • 81:02 - 81:05
    thank you to all of you
    for watching
  • 81:05 - 81:08
    and thank you so much for my guests to
    contributing to this video
  • 81:08 - 81:10
    and hey, razzie people, if you're watching
  • 81:11 - 81:12
    Hiiiii
  • 81:12 - 81:14
    invite me to the show sometime maybe
  • 81:14 - 81:17
    honestly i think you guys are a little
    cringy and you've made some very
  • 81:17 - 81:22
    questionable decisions in the past but like
    i dont- I dont care
  • 81:22 - 81:26
    in the meantime i'm going to do literally
    anything else besides watching movies
  • 81:26 - 81:28
    you know what i'm going to do
  • 81:28 - 81:31
    i'm going to go look at some clouds
    oooh, and touch grass
  • 81:31 - 81:33
    ohhh, I cent remember the last
    time I touched grass
  • 81:33 - 81:36
    ok i'm going to go outside look at clouds
    and touch grass
  • 81:36 - 81:38
    ok, by guys
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I Watched Every Razzie Worst Picture Winner (ft. ​Nikki Carreon & YungJunko)
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