Dodgy Tattoo Parlour - Foil Arms and Hog

Hi, welcome to the tattoo parlour,

I'd like a tattoo, but i don't have much money to spend

Okay, well how about you have a look

at our budget tattoos

These are all in the sponsorship range

Oh...

You see you just pay for the ink

Em...

There a little impractical...

Okay, well if it's practical you're after

Well...

How about a 12 inch ruler on your arm?

Measure things wherever you go,

Shatter resistant

No thank you

You could also get your pin code,

discreetly tattoo'd

in your armpit

Oh, no thank you

Well you've heard of a tattoo sleeve right?

Oh yes, yes

Well how about instead of that

I tattoo on your arm...

The sleeve of a shirt

Really handy if you don't have a clean shirt,

and I can tattoo it long sleeved as well

for the winter

How would that affect the warmth?

We also do trousers

Trousers?

To be honest, yoga pants are so tight these days,

people don't even notice the difference.

I'm sorry, people actually get these tattoos?

Absolutely

You know, for your weekly shop,

you could tattoo the barcode of your favourite snack

onto your wrist

*Till: "68 cans Monster Energy"

I also tattoo'd someone's boarding pass

the other day.

Really?

I mean you can never be sure if they're

gonna accept it on the phone or not

What is this??

Oh yeah,

I had a kid in here doing his leaving cert exam,

I managed to tattoo six chapters

of the Geography book onto his legs

Jesus...

Fingers crossed Volcanoes doesn't come up

Listen, practicals fine,

but i want something that actually looks good

Okay well,

how about this:

A lot of people like yourself

find it very difficult to grow sideburns

so what we've done..

I'm gonna stop you there.

I just want a normal tattoo.

Okay.

Whattya you want:

Chinese lettering?

Naff quote

or tribal squiggle?

Why don't you take a look

I've gotta deal with a customer

Cheers Gerry that's €68.49

Okay no bother

*Beep

*Beep

Can I just get a piercing?

*Closes Till

Wow...

You look great!

I feel great, you did a great job thanks!

Thank you very much for watching our video

we are foil arms and hog

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and if you'd like to see us live,

we are touring the Uk and Ireland,

all our dates are on the website

the website is foilarmsandhog.ie

it's not foilarmsandhog.org

We're not a charity okay?!!

doomdah!!