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[TRANSLATED] Captain Kirk vs Christopher Columbus. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]

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    Arrivederci
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    Imma leave before this battle begins
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    cause we both know in the end
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    which of these captains gonna win
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    I'll show you how a real explorer
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    handles a situation
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    I'll beat you so bad
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    they'll feel it in the next
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    generation
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    so bring it on
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    I'll whip you like a Klingon
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    my rhymes will
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    burrow in your ears
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    like The Wrath of Khan
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    I've got a neck chop for Spock
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    I'll put my sword through Sulu
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    check into a Priceline hotel
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    and watch your fat ass on Hulu
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    I'm the
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    enterprising captain
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    James Tiberius Kirk
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    representing Riverside Iowa, planet...
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    Earth
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    I
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    hear you call yourself an explorer
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    I'm just
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    not
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    having
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    it
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    you
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    discovered a new world that was
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    already inhabited
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    why don't you
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    boldly go someplace
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    you've never gone before
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    like India
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    or
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    any destination you actually set sail for
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    you spaghetti eating fuck
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    how's your spice rack doing?
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    I'll be chilling in my spaceship
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    have fun canoeing
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    You know
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    rapping against you
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    it's not even fun
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    it's like somebody
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    set your brains on stun
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    I am the fabric of history
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    you are a fictional stain
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    I'll stick a flag
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    up your ass
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    and claim you for Spain!
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    Mr. Spock
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    beam me back to 1492
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    so I can beat this man
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    like it's my job
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    we'll
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    see how Isabella likes my
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    captain's log
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    it's
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    Kobayashi for you
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    there's no way you could win
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    when your
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    weak crew
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    sees me approaching
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    they'll be like
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    dammit
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    it's
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    Jim
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    I'll double-fist-punch you
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    you slave making bitch
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    now
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    take your genocidal ass
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    off of my bridge
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    Who won?
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    Who's next?
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    You decide
Title:
[TRANSLATED] Captain Kirk vs Christopher Columbus. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]
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Video Language:
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Epic Rap Battles of History
Duration:
02:28

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