La maison qui rend fou (Les 12 travaux d'Astérix)

What is it?

Where can we obtain form A38?

Registering a galley? You're at the wrong place.

Go speak with the administration by the port.

Huh? No, we don't want to register a galley.

We just need the form A38.

The port is in the lower district.

It's right by the sea, you can't miss it.

We know where the port is, we need form A38!

What?

FORM A38!!

Don't shout! Where are your manners?

Who do you think you are, by Jupiter!

Go see that with counter 1, left corridor,
last door on your right.

Last door on the right...

There aren't any doors on the right.

Must have been a mistake. Let's try this one.

Who gave you the permission to
come into my office?

We're just looking for counter 1.

Go check the map, on the 6th floor.

And close the door! What insolence!

Oh. Carry on.

Those floors are far appart.

Let's keep moving.

IV?

No, not IV, 4. We're going to the 6th floor.

Ah, there's the map.

Oh, I can't understand any of it.

No, wait. Counter 1 is on the ground floor,
right corridor from the entrance.

What are you here for?

We're here to get form A38.

You've been misinformed, you need
to go see that with counter 2.

This one here?

No, that's counter 8. I don't know where
counter 2 is.

Ask the usher.

Counter number 2!

I've already told you the port is by the sea!

I don't want the port, I want--

Please, keep it quiet. People are working here.

What do these people want?

I'm not sure, Mr. Prefect, sir.
They mumble things, it's hard to understand.

We, erm... We're looking for counter 2.

Counter 2, let's see... Where did it end up?

The last time we've seen it, Mr. Prefect,
it was on the 3rd floor, corridor B, 6th door.

Well then, there is your awnser.

There are no reasons to be upset.

Looks like things are getting better.

I wouldn't say that.

So she bought fabric from a Phoenician merchant...

She's buying marble? Why would she?

Oh, you know her, the things she's do
to impress people.

And she can't even afford a slave.

I'm sorry, Miss--

She sold her Iberian saying
she'd rather do the cleaning herself.

But I know her husband's buisness...

Madam!

Can't you see I'm busy?

Where was I?

Her husband's buisness.

Oh, yeah, poor Claudius. You know he was
into building viaducts...

Madam!

By Jupiter, stop being so impatiant.
What do you want?

Form A38.

Do you have the blue form?

The blue form? No.

I can't give you form A38 without it.

And can I get this blue form?

Counter 1.

I was just there!

Oh yes, dear, that viaduct.
Once the wind started blowing, boom.

It just broke?

Nothing but ruins.

Now, that's going to improve the landscape!

She's out for dinner. See counter 35.
Ask the usher.

I've had it with you and your port!

You'll need this form to get the pink form.

The pink form?

You'll need it to get form A38. Counter 12,
2nd floor, staircase B.

For the yellow form, see counter 7,
staircase K, corridor W.

ENOUGH!

Calm down, Obelix. Calm down!

We'll never get out of here, Asterix.
The magic potion can't help us here.

We'll just go mad and then Ceasar will
make us his slaves.

Never!

The magic potion won't do us any good here,
you're right. But I get it!

We'll have to beat them at their own game.

Just you wait.

Am I at the right place to get form A39?

Surely you mean A38?

No no no! I mean form A39.

The one from the new B65 memorandum.

The B65 memorandum?

Have you heard of a memo B65?

Memo B65?

Yes, the one about form A39.

No, never heard of it. You'd have to ask
the superintendent about it.

On the 5th floor, staircase Z, corridor U?

No, they've moved that office to 2nd floor,
staircase H, corridor M.

Are you coming?

Memorandum B65? About form A39?

No, that has to be the provisional legislation
service that just forgot to inform us.

It's on the ground floor, staircase D,
corridor U. Follow me.

A new memorandum and I wasn't informed?
Keep going without me.

Calm down everybody! Calm down!

Please!

Sir?

I'm busy.

What do you want?

Form A38.

There you go. Now go away.

There are people working here.