Never Sponsor Someone - Foil Arms and Hog

So guys do you want to sponsor me.

Huh?

I'm doing a sponsored walk for the local hospice.

A walk?

Yeah.

You enjoy walking.

Yeah.

We're not gonna give you money for something you enjoy

Yeah, you have to like suffer for it.

Yeah.

Well, no, you don't understand. It's like a hundred kilometers.

So it's more than two marathons.

It's still walking.

It's a no from me.

But it's for a great cause

Then put some effort into it.

Why don't you crawl it?

Yes.

I'm not crawling a hundred kilometers.

Then you obviously don't care about the hospice.

Yes, I do care about the hospice.

Are you donating?

No I'm doing the walk.

So you're walking to avoid donating?

No, that's not how...

You know if everybody did that the hospice wouldn't make any money.

Yeah. I'm aware.

Do it barefoot.

Ooh I'd sponsor that.

That would tear my feet off

Yeah, but for a great cause

I'm not doing it barefoot.

Try it in flip flops.

Flip flops.

Or flippers.

Flippers?

Look, do you want to sponsor me or not?

It depends who are you walking with?

Ben Canton.

Nah he's way too much banter.

You should do it would Liam Nolan.

Now that's a sacrifice.

But he never shuts up.

And he's got halitosis.

He's always smacking his lips.

He's perfect.

I'm not doing it with Liam Nolan.

Think of the hospice Gerald.

Are you gonna be walking forwards or backwards?

Wait a minute you gave money to John for his skydive.

No questions asked.

Yeah, because we didn't know there was a parachute involved.

Charlatan.

Please you have to sponsor me the deadlines tomorrow

And I've only raised three euro fifty and that was my mom.

Because your campaign is uninspiring.

Okay, fine. I'll do it barefoot.

I walk backwards. I'll wear the g string.

G-string?

Happy now?

Yeah, because you're finally making a sacrifice.

It'll mean so much to the hospice.

Great so you'll donate then?

No.

What?

You haven't done it yet.

But I have to pay the money up front.

I pay when the job is done Gerald.

I'm not going to quit.

I don't know, a hundred kilometres?

Barefoot?

Liam Nolan?

Doesn't sound doable to me.

Why are you being such assholes?

Roles reversed you would do the exact same.

No I wouldn't I gave you money for your stupid game-athon last month.

Stupid?

Sorry, we played Overwatch for 37 hours straight.

That's what you do anyway, that's all you do.

You just sit there like two losers

fully grown adults playing online computer games

against ten year olds and losing.

Those kids don't have to work

They get to practice more

Online gaming is actually a sport

It's going to the Olympics.

So is walking!

You know what Gerald next time

Why don't you do a sponsored silence.

Yeah.

Fine, so long as you do a sponsored wash.

Doomdah!

We're Foil Arms and hog, and we have a live show.

This weekend we are performing in Derry

and in Ireland people are asking are we playing Kilarney

We are.

We are playing Killarney in the INEC

A lot of people have been asking

We're going off the UK.

Our first weekend is in liverpool, Doncaster Glasgow and Aberdeen

So and we're really excited we've ever been to Aberdeen or a Doncaster before I mean

Not that we're not exciting big Liverpool in Glasgow.

Sorry you specifically told me to keep this short.

Doomdah (Terribly out of tune this time. Shame on us.)