ERB - Lance Armstrong vs Babe Ruth

before I let loose

with this ruthless aggression

I'll let you be the second

fat woman hearing my confession

I admit it

I did what I had to do to win

I'm an athlete

you're a specimen of sin

with your drinking

and smoking

and choking down food

I know French dudes

with better manners than you

so swing batter batter

show me what a fatter rapper can do

I beat cancer

I can sure as hell crack you

You lived strong

beat cancer

congratulations

now I'll drop your ass faster

than your own foundation

third base with an Olsen twin

that's the sin face it

she's just a little girl

what'd you give her a bracelet?

the whole nation knows

you ride too tight in the crotch

you're as boring as your

Tour De France is to watch

so come on little buddy

don't look so pissed

with all that blood and attitude

you're like a menstrual cyclist

you set records

before black men could compete

are you kidding me?

that's like having a pasta contest

without Italy

you're an orphan who found his way

to fortune and fame

just think what you could've done

if you would've actually trained

I'm the pinnacle of physical condition

while you dip your stick in prostitutes

and call it foul tippin

are you trippin?

you'll be nothing but a skeleton

messing with the fellow in yellow

who will be pedaling

like hell up in the peloton

It's the bottom of the ninth

against the Texan in a bathing suit

filled with more artificial ingredients

than a Baby Ruth

it may be way too soon

but I'm calling my shot

and I'm not talking about

those Italian syringes you brought

the Sultan of Swat will knock you

right outta the park

and round the bases to the sound

of uproaring applause

while you hang your head in shame

and disgrace because

you got lost and forgot

what real sportsmanship was

you look tired kid

you got Sheryl crows feet eyes

pedal home to France

and maybe bring me back some fries

cause if you step to Ruth on the mic

I'll fan your fancy bike and all

yerrr out

with three strikes

and just one ball

who won?

who's next?

you decide