☢ Puberty Blues | Season 01 Episode 03 | [ Full Episodes ] ☢

Whats that?
>>Science test, Cheryl does it all the time

announcement
>> Susan Knight, Deborah Vickers principals office

Freida, rack off.
>> Did you dob?
Nah

I don't care, you don't tell a teacher to
>>" Get rooted"
Yes

What are you doing?
>> Thinking
Oh lucky you

Get us a couple of shandy's would you darl
>> Is that why you wanted me to come?

Well 2 years ago you did everything
you could for me

>> That's because I was a kid and
I didn't know any better

"Were"? You're still a kid

I think we should try and hang with
greenhills again

If you dob you're dead
>> What will you give me?

You look great out there

Well you are gorgeous

Watch out for that one mate,
She's a nympho
>> Pitty I'm taken

Who's that chick over their?
>> Debby
She's kind of hot

crowd cheering

Want to go around with me?
>> Yeah

music playing

I can't go anywhere without someone
wanting me

Hey where's Lori?
>> She went outside

I want to introduce you to someone
about a commercial

Did you eat any of your serves?
Good, because that's dinner

Nice costume, shake?

Are you ignoring me or pretending you don't know me

You gotta' let me know, so our
stories corroborate

Have you met the model? The mermaid?
>> She's my sister

Is it true she flew in a plane, first class?

>> The pilot let her sit with him the whole
time, so no seat was wasted

Need more punch
>> Yes please
Wasn't a question Freida

Your octopus mate is dead keen
>> I don't know her

Your mum?
>> No just some stranger who cares

Oh well, you had the train last year
>> I don't want the train

You can't have it twice, that's stupid
>> 'Stupid' is not a dinner table word

Can I be excused?
>> Finish your dinner first

Why don't I make you the swimming pool?
>> Scoffs, It's for girls

Ohh, I could put your soldiers in it
and turn it into a desert oasis

fart noise

Go on, go sit on the toilet
>> How long for?

Well as long as it takes
>> But he hasn't finished yet

Can I have a drag?

>> Got scabby lips?
Nah

I can't blow rings, i'll try

music in background playing

phone rings

Can I please answer it?

phone rings

Finish your dinner

phone rings

Debra, slow down, it's really bad manners
to choke to death at the dinner table

Sue won't die of waiting and
neither will you

>> It wasn't Sue
Well whoever it was, will call back

>> He's not gonna call back
"He"?, is there a "He"? Who?

>> Noone

Do I know him?
>> You know everyone mum

So, he goes to your school?

>> He did

He dropped out?
>> He's an apprentice at the refinery

Bruce board? Ohh Debra, in my experience
there are either bad kids, good kids or dumb kids

And Bruce Board was 2 out of the 3

So she gets an apartment, and an allowance
and a driver whenever she needs it

>> It's only when I'm working
Which is all the time of course

"ROGER"
>> Oh god no saviours,

chinese accent
Hello Roger

>> What's up with your face mate?
Oh you tell me, I can't see myself in the mirror, everything's blurry

chinese accent
Help me, ching chong china man, cannot steer boat

Drowning sound

>> They weren't chinks you retard, they were
from Vietnam

>> Poor buggers
You've always been a bleeding heart Pammy

Must be nice having Lori home, Pammy
Tell me, did you ask her what she had to do

to get a first class ticket on an Aeroplane?
>> Excuse me? It's all apart of her contract

Yeah, I bet it is, your grandkids will be so slanty
eyed, they'll be bumping into walls

>> Hey Jeremy, is this what you're looking for?
Jesus Christ mate bloody hell

Laughing
>> Oh come on Jerry, dare you to compare
>> Wanker

Inaudible sound

Did you get with him?
>> I don't want to talk about it

Fish fingers?

Guys are dogs
>> Nothing even happened

waves roll in

a, b , c, D
>> D? Deakin
both laugh

Darren? Darren Peters!

Come in.

baby groan

Do it too soon and you're a mole,
and no one will touch ya'

Too long, and he'll tell everyone you're fridget
and drop ya'

Get the timing perf and he'll keep ya',
might even get you a friendship ring one day.

>> How many rings have you got?

You ain't nothing until you get a friendship ring
but you don't always get them,

you have to be together, for at least a month.

>> So, how do I know until I let him root me?

How long's it been now?
>> Ten days.

Hmm, more then a week, less then two, tricky,
who knows with Bruce!

>> Sooo?
I dunno, what would you do?

>> I dunno
>> Well what did you do?

I lost it to my cousin on Bella Beach one Christmas, didn't have to worry about all this

>> Wish I had a cousin like that!

what if I don't know what to do?

When he's on you, just lay back
he'll show you what to do!

>> Josie reckons she likes it
She's lying

Horn beeps out the front

You ready?

>> What about your brother?
As long as I'm back before mum gets home from work, it's alright

Baby groans

In the back Cheryl
>> What? No
Don't be a weak act

>> Far out, this is bullshit

Xylophone playing

DAVID VICKERS!!!
Martin, Martin, your son is smoking cigarettes?!

That was a cigarette wasn't it?
>> Where did you get it?

I don't want to dob... Debbie

>> Debbie gave it to you?!

Right, after your dad gives you a good smack...

I am going to confiscate your shrinki collection

Boy groans
Well that seems harsh I didn't even draw back

Car motor

Not you, tell your friends we'll be back in half an hour

>> I'll wait for you here.

Skateboard's

These are real nice Bruce
>> Mum made them

>> You coming?
Yeah

Here?

>> Did you bring Vaso?
Sorry...

>> You gonna' get your gear off?

>> That was just my finger..

heavy breathing

groaning

Stop, stop, stop...

Ohh that really stings....

children playing

Soo... what was it like?
>> Well it was....I dunno'

What do you mean you don't know?!
>> I dunno'

>> If we did, it really bloody hurt!

... I don't think he fits

So, are you a virgin or not?
>> I told you... I don't know

Danny's asking who you are!
>> Danny Dixon?

>> The apple core!
Far out!

>> You're going to marry Danny Dixon!
why didn't we think of it?!

... ask him for a ciggy
>> No!!

You have to.. the apple core never lies!

... he's a doll, and he likes you!!

>> Will you come with me?

boys shout Debbie

Hi Danny

>> Sue Knight, going around with anyone?
Uhhm.... nahp

Debbie calls
Sue

>> So, you want to go 'round with me?
Uhhh... okay

>> Kiss her...
boys She's all yours Danny boy

crowd cheers

car honks
Shit its Mrs. Vickers

.... I gotta' go... bye

>> I've driven all over looking for you and
I'm sick of it

Why?
>> Get in the car now...

... I can smell smoke on you from here!
All the other kids are smoking?!

>> Blow on me
... Her breath stinks

>> Blow on me!!

... I trust you Debbie, I'm really shocked
and you gave David one..

He stole it!
>> No, I didn't

>> Is this Bruce Board's influence?
No.. he hates smoking

>> Because if it is....

...Deb, you are such a good kid, I just want

... you to stay focused on school, and

doing well, don't get caught up with kids that
will drag you down.

I won't, I promise I won't mum...
... I'm really sorry

boys teasing

When a man and his wife, truly love each other
the notion of sex will inevitably arise...

... with consent, they will then remove their
clothing, and begin to touch one another gently

... this is known as ' forplay' ..
after much cuddling and some petting

.. the husbands man hood becomes erect..
..then slowly he inserts it into his wifes..

..private's, and begins to thrust..

whispers.. Debbie

>> Should've eaten it

Are you a sexual truent, Debbie Vickers?

>> A what? Sorry...

You heard me..
>> Uhhm.. no

I don't need to tell you, I'm disgusted!
Disgusted!!

Mr. Porteus had the good sense to hand this over
to me...

>> Well, it's not mine!?

Of course it's yours

Do you even know what a 'rooting machine' is?!

Everyone says it Mrs..
..it doesn't mean anything

Of course I know who this 'Bruce Board'
boy is...

Former pupil...no great loss
and I'm assuming from your note

...that you've had sexual intercourse with him

..or you intend to?

..You could do better Vickers..

>> Thank you Mrs.

Don't thank me Debra

>> Are you going to call my mum?

I think we both know what would happen
if I called your mother!

piano

Why can't I buy you a dress?
>> No dad..Levis!

I always seem to be buying you the same pair of
jeans

>> I just want to try them on!
Why do you need to try them on..

.. when youre already wearing a pair?
....just look down

>> These are a different shape
Ohh man.. different shape?

... I need a drink..
>> Come on dad, Jeans, shoes and then Darrel Lee

... you promised!?

Then after that, Dad is buying a little bottle
of scotch for the way home

>> What do you even like about scotch?

....Is that Gary Hennessy's dad?

calls Roger
G'day Ferris

Take this....

...How's Debbie?

>> She's gated
What for?

>> Smoking... shes always in trouble for something

Judy called your mother..
>> I knew it!!

Your mother and I thought that trapping
you in a car was our best bet

.. at syphoning information out of you

..Judy said she saw you kissing a boy?

>> His name's Danny

Is he a good bloke?
>> Yeah... he's real good looking

>> You'll like him dad.. he surfs

sighs He surfs?

Hey..i don't want you telling your mum
we saw Ferris today, or anybody

>> Why not mum?
Its none of our business!

..and you cant go poking your head around
other peoples marriages..

>> Well if mum asks, I'm telling her
But she's not going to ask..

>> Yeah well then we have a deal with a clause

laughs Geez you drive a hard bargain

>> I'm not lying to mum..

waves roll

What are you doing mate, you're in my way!
>> You snagged me mate..

You need to learn some manners mate
>> You snagged me

You like that?

What?? You wanna have a go?

Piss weak you young blokes...

Who was that?
>> Just some old dead shit

Sit down, I'm not gonna' hit you, ya little
poofter, relax

You ripped it up out their this arvo'
>> You a perv?

I'm Gumpy Richards

>> Shhit.. Gumpy Richards

You got what the others boys don't have..
and you're not even trying..

>> You look different in tracks..
Keep it up brother, its the fountain of youth

... and its salty

Can I..

Can I've a ciggy.. Can I have a ciggy Bruce

engine muttering

car honks

Bye mum..
>> Stop!

>> No daughter of mine goes running to the
sound of a horn..

Please let me go dad, I can tell him to knock
for next time..

>> Pleading with your father is not
going to change a thing..

..If Bruce's parents haven't taught him that
its common decency to come to

... the front door, then I'm happy to oblige..

>> I agree with your mother

Mum... is that Debbies boyfriend?
>> Please do not let him embarrass me

You know the rules sweetheart..
if this boy wants to pick you up, he can

...come inside and meet the family
>> Dad! No..

We can't let you go out with just anybody
>> This is the boy who got his own head

.. stuck in his schoolbag, I had to cut
him out of it..

>> He's not 5 anymore mum
People don't change.. not that much..

car honks

Nobody moves....

car honks

He's got no manners
>> He'll come

.. You wait and see..

....He'll come...

My parents want you to come inside..

Mrs. Vickers..
>> Hello Bruce, how are you?

Yeah, yeah alright...

Martin Vickers..
>> Mr. Vickers

Its big...
So, we understand you would like to take Debra

... to the pictures?

Yeahh..
>> Debra has a 10pm curfew. Has she told you that?

Yeahh..
>> Will you be drinking?

No....Bruce doesn't drink

I don't want my daughter in your car
if you're drinking Bruce Board..do you understand me?

Yes Mrs. Vickers..

There is a certain responsibility that comes with
having a drivers license

First a responsibility to the community and
to your passengers..

.. Bruce?
>> Yes Mr. Vickers..

Not a second past curfew
>> Ok mum

Your mother and I just want you to be
sensible...

Can you relax.. its just the flix'
>> Oh, Debbies got a hairy vagina...

What did you just say?

Some body has their food face on, dinner
is in the crockpot..

Your father promised he would be home by 8,
I cooked apricot chicken..

>> Dad hates this food..
Did he say that? Really?

I don't recall him saying it..

>> I'm going out..

What a waste, I should've asked what he felt
like when he phoned...

>> I'm sure he'll eat it anyway..

Your father and I used to go to the
drive-ins..

so romantic..
>> Should ask him to take you

Maybe I will....don't eat from the pot

Oh look he's home...

>> I have to go..
No, No, just say hello..

..eat!
>> I cant

Where are you off to?
>> Flix'.. mum said I could take her car

Ok come inside, we'll have a beer,
then go..

>> I'm late..
5 minutes, I haven't seen you since Sunday

>> Ive been here all week dad..
Come on, inside, I want to have a beer with my boy

>> Please can you at least move your car?

Do you want a scotch?
>> Oh, ill get it.. you put your feet up

No, No, its fine darling.. I don't mind

>> You are a good woman..

Gary just asked why we don't go to the drive-ins
anymore...

...kids they say the funniest things, don't they

Who knows...maybe its a good idea?

car engine sounds

3 thanks..
.. 5 dollars...You got anyone else in there?

Cheers...

Alright you can come out now..

I thought I would asphyxiate
>> as.. what?

Suffocate, its gross in here, i could barely breath

car rattles

I'm going for a walk..

moaning noises

Little present for Brucey aye?

Do you want a choc top?
>> Oh yeah, thanks..

sighs

Where's Danny?
>> He's getting us a choc top

You coming?

>> I'll try save you some..

I'm not allowed..
>> Who say's?

Boys..
>> They wont notice, take a sip

Piss off you drunk mole. Get out of here,
go on, get...

Your choc top..
>> Thanks

movie plays

Now we're getting somewhere..
>> Stop, stop, stop

.. that was my bum hole..

Is this what all the other parents are doing?

..waiting...?

Debra is out with that drongo Bruce Board..
and we are expected to sit here stuck in living hell?

..why did we let her go Marty? We didn't have to!

..what if she wanted us to keep her home
and we didn't see it?

..do you think that's possible?

>> I think she really wanted to go..

..maybe we could make the best of a bad situation?

Oh, how can you think about that now?

movie plays

yells
Go away!

Oh shit, Cheryl!!
>> Ewwww, carrots!

movie plays

exhales

I can't believe the boys left Cheryl at
the drive-in last night..

>> Yeah, she was so drunk, she's gonna' make
a bad name for herself..

But he said she hitched home?
>> Dead set?

... wanna' hang out tomorrow?

I can't, I'm gated, I was only 10 minutes late from
the drive-in and mum went mental!

>> Serious? How long for?

Until they decide I'm not gated!

Sometimes I feel like I'm gated more then
I'm not gated..

Yelps
Owwww

Mum! Debbies on the phone..
>> DAVID!!

She's gated..
>> Shut up, David!

...Let go!!

Mum!!

Get in the car..
>> Where are we going?

Not far..

>> I was going to go for a surf!

I want to explain something to ya'

Come on...

You think you can take my fucking car, cover
it in vomit, and nothing will happen to ya'?

Reverse...

>> No...
DRIVE!!

Piss weak...

You're still gated, and you have chores
to do tomorrow..

>> Yes mum
The only reason I'm letting you go, is because

..you've put in a position when you asked Pam to
ring on your behalf.

>> I didn't, she wanted to ring
No, not acceptable for Pam to do your dirty work

..don't do it again..

Thank you Pam..for having her
>> Oh she's no trouble, I'm sure Debra

..will be a perfect little lady, won't you Deb
>> Sure will..

What if Bruce drops me because he can't
root me?

>>He won't, Danny said he's really
into you..

sighs

Do you reckon I'm too small?

>> Well I'm not big?

Yeah well maybe Bruce is bigger then Danny?

>> How different can dicks be?

Well, Cheryl reckons some guys are so
small, you don't know if it's their dick or thumb!

Alright girls, under the covers!

spray

..all clear! Go to sleep my little chickens, sleeping now!

>> I know it wasn't Danny's thumb...

giggle

knock on window

car engine sounds

music playing

fireworks

Debbie...

girls laugh

Your turn, Johnno

There's Freida
>> Where?

piano plays