announcement >> Susan Knight, Deborah Vickers principals office
Whats that? >>Science test, Cheryl does it all the time
Freida, rack off. >> Did you dob? Nah
I don't care, you don't tell a teacher to >>" Get rooted" Yes
What are you doing? >> Thinking Oh lucky you
Get us a couple of shandy's would you darl >> Is that why you wanted me to come?
Well 2 years ago you did everything you could for me
>> That's because I was a kid and I didn't know any better
"Were"? You're still a kid
I think we should try and hang with greenhills again
If you dob you're dead >> What will you give me?
You look great out there
Well you are gorgeous
Watch out for that one mate, She's a nympho >> Pitty I'm taken
Who's that chick over their? >> Debby She's kind of hot
crowd cheering
Want to go around with me? >> Yeah
music playing
I can't go anywhere without someone wanting me
Hey where's Lori? >> She went outside
I want to introduce you to someone about a commercial
Did you eat any of your serves? Good, because that's dinner
Nice costume, shake?
Are you ignoring me or pretending you don't know me
You gotta' let me know, so our stories corroborate
Have you met the model? The mermaid? >> She's my sister
Is it true she flew in a plane, first class?
>> The pilot let her sit with him the whole time, so no seat was wasted
Need more punch >> Yes please Wasn't a question Freida
Your octopus mate is dead keen >> I don't know her
Your mum? >> No just some stranger who cares
Oh well, you had the train last year >> I don't want the train
You can't have it twice, that's stupid >> 'Stupid' is not a dinner table word
Can I be excused? >> Finish your dinner first
Why don't I make you the swimming pool? >> Scoffs, It's for girls
Ohh, I could put your soldiers in it and turn it into a desert oasis
fart noise
Go on, go sit on the toilet >> How long for?
Well as long as it takes >> But he hasn't finished yet
Can I have a drag?
>> Got scabby lips? Nah
I can't blow rings, i'll try
music in background playing
phone rings
Can I please answer it?
phone rings
Finish your dinner
phone rings
Debra, slow down, it's really bad manners to choke to death at the dinner table
Sue won't die of waiting and neither will you
>> It wasn't Sue Well whoever it was, will call back
>> He's not gonna call back "He"?, is there a "He"? Who?
>> Noone
Do I know him? >> You know everyone mum
So, he goes to your school?
>> He did
He dropped out? >> He's an apprentice at the refinery
Bruce board? Ohh Debra, in my experience there are either bad kids, good kids or dumb kids
And Bruce Board was 2 out of the 3
So she gets an apartment, and an allowance and a driver whenever she needs it
>> It's only when I'm working Which is all the time of course
"ROGER" >> Oh god no saviours,
chinese accent Hello Roger
>> What's up with your face mate? Oh you tell me, I can't see myself in the mirror, everything's blurry
chinese accent Help me, ching chong china man, cannot steer boat
Drowning sound
>> They weren't chinks you retard, they were from Vietnam
>> Poor buggers You've always been a bleeding heart Pammy
Must be nice having Lori home, Pammy Tell me, did you ask her what she had to do
to get a first class ticket on an Aeroplane? >> Excuse me? It's all apart of her contract
Yeah, I bet it is, your grandkids will be so slanty eyed, they'll be bumping into walls
>> Hey Jeremy, is this what you're looking for? Jesus Christ mate bloody hell
Laughing >> Oh come on Jerry, dare you to compare >> Wanker
Inaudible sound
Did you get with him? >> I don't want to talk about it
Fish fingers?
Guys are dogs >> Nothing even happened
waves roll in
a, b , c, D >> D? Deakin both laugh
Darren? Darren Peters!
Come in.
baby groan
Do it too soon and you're a mole, and no one will touch ya'
Too long, and he'll tell everyone you're fridget and drop ya'
Get the timing perf and he'll keep ya', might even get you a friendship ring one day.
>> How many rings have you got?
You ain't nothing until you get a friendship ring but you don't always get them,
you have to be together, for at least a month.
>> So, how do I know until I let him root me?
How long's it been now? >> Ten days.
Hmm, more then a week, less then two, tricky, who knows with Bruce!
>> Sooo? I dunno, what would you do?
>> I dunno >> Well what did you do?
I lost it to my cousin on Bella Beach one Christmas, didn't have to worry about all this
>> Wish I had a cousin like that!
what if I don't know what to do?
When he's on you, just lay back he'll show you what to do!
>> Josie reckons she likes it She's lying
Horn beeps out the front
You ready?
>> What about your brother? As long as I'm back before mum gets home from work, it's alright
Baby groans
In the back Cheryl >> What? No Don't be a weak act
>> Far out, this is bullshit
Xylophone playing
DAVID VICKERS!!! Martin, Martin, your son is smoking cigarettes?!
That was a cigarette wasn't it? >> Where did you get it?
I don't want to dob... Debbie
>> Debbie gave it to you?!
Right, after your dad gives you a good smack...
I am going to confiscate your shrinki collection
Boy groans Well that seems harsh I didn't even draw back
Car motor
Not you, tell your friends we'll be back in half an hour
>> I'll wait for you here.
Skateboard's
These are real nice Bruce >> Mum made them
>> You coming? Yeah
Here?
>> Did you bring Vaso? Sorry...
>> You gonna' get your gear off?
>> That was just my finger..
heavy breathing
groaning
Stop, stop, stop...
Ohh that really stings....
children playing
Soo... what was it like? >> Well it was....I dunno'
What do you mean you don't know?! >> I dunno'
>> If we did, it really bloody hurt!
... I don't think he fits
So, are you a virgin or not? >> I told you... I don't know
Danny's asking who you are! >> Danny Dixon?
>> The apple core! Far out!
>> You're going to marry Danny Dixon! why didn't we think of it?!
... ask him for a ciggy >> No!!
You have to.. the apple core never lies!
... he's a doll, and he likes you!!
>> Will you come with me?
boys shout Debbie
Hi Danny
>> Sue Knight, going around with anyone? Uhhm.... nahp
Debbie calls Sue
>> So, you want to go 'round with me? Uhhh... okay
>> Kiss her... boys She's all yours Danny boy
crowd cheers
car honks Shit its Mrs. Vickers
.... I gotta' go... bye
>> I've driven all over looking for you and I'm sick of it
Why? >> Get in the car now...
... I can smell smoke on you from here! All the other kids are smoking?!
>> Blow on me ... Her breath stinks
>> Blow on me!!
... I trust you Debbie, I'm really shocked and you gave David one..
He stole it! >> No, I didn't
>> Is this Bruce Board's influence? No.. he hates smoking
>> Because if it is....
...Deb, you are such a good kid, I just want
... you to stay focused on school, and
doing well, don't get caught up with kids that will drag you down.
I won't, I promise I won't mum... ... I'm really sorry
boys teasing
When a man and his wife, truly love each other the notion of sex will inevitably arise...
... with consent, they will then remove their clothing, and begin to touch one another gently
... this is known as ' forplay' .. after much cuddling and some petting
.. the husbands man hood becomes erect.. ..then slowly he inserts it into his wifes..
..private's, and begins to thrust..
whispers.. Debbie
>> Should've eaten it
Are you a sexual truent, Debbie Vickers?
>> A what? Sorry...
You heard me.. >> Uhhm.. no
I don't need to tell you, I'm disgusted! Disgusted!!
Mr. Porteus had the good sense to hand this over to me...
>> Well, it's not mine!?
Of course it's yours
Do you even know what a 'rooting machine' is?!
Everyone says it Mrs.. ..it doesn't mean anything
Of course I know who this 'Bruce Board' boy is...
Former pupil...no great loss and I'm assuming from your note
...that you've had sexual intercourse with him
..or you intend to?
..You could do better Vickers..
>> Thank you Mrs.
Don't thank me Debra
>> Are you going to call my mum?
I think we both know what would happen if I called your mother!
piano
Why can't I buy you a dress? >> No dad..Levis!
I always seem to be buying you the same pair of jeans
>> I just want to try them on! Why do you need to try them on..
.. when youre already wearing a pair? ....just look down
>> These are a different shape Ohh man.. different shape?
... I need a drink.. >> Come on dad, Jeans, shoes and then Darrel Lee
... you promised!?
Then after that, Dad is buying a little bottle of scotch for the way home
>> What do you even like about scotch?
....Is that Gary Hennessy's dad?
calls Roger G'day Ferris
Take this....
...How's Debbie?
>> She's gated What for?
>> Smoking... shes always in trouble for something
Judy called your mother.. >> I knew it!!
Your mother and I thought that trapping you in a car was our best bet
.. at syphoning information out of you
..Judy said she saw you kissing a boy?
>> His name's Danny
Is he a good bloke? >> Yeah... he's real good looking
>> You'll like him dad.. he surfs
sighs He surfs?
Hey..i don't want you telling your mum we saw Ferris today, or anybody
>> Why not mum? Its none of our business!
..and you cant go poking your head around other peoples marriages..
>> Well if mum asks, I'm telling her But she's not going to ask..
>> Yeah well then we have a deal with a clause
laughs Geez you drive a hard bargain
>> I'm not lying to mum..
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What are you doing mate, you're in my way! >> You snagged me mate..
You need to learn some manners mate >> You snagged me
You like that?
What?? You wanna have a go?
Piss weak you young blokes...
Who was that? >> Just some old dead shit
Sit down, I'm not gonna' hit you, ya little poofter, relax
You ripped it up out their this arvo' >> You a perv?
I'm Gumpy Richards
>> Shhit.. Gumpy Richards
You got what the others boys don't have.. and you're not even trying..
>> You look different in tracks.. Keep it up brother, its the fountain of youth
... and its salty
Can I..
Can I've a ciggy.. Can I have a ciggy Bruce
engine muttering
car honks
Bye mum.. >> Stop!
>> No daughter of mine goes running to the sound of a horn..
Please let me go dad, I can tell him to knock for next time..
>> Pleading with your father is not going to change a thing..
..If Bruce's parents haven't taught him that its common decency to come to
... the front door, then I'm happy to oblige..
>> I agree with your mother
Mum... is that Debbies boyfriend? >> Please do not let him embarrass me
You know the rules sweetheart.. if this boy wants to pick you up, he can
...come inside and meet the family >> Dad! No..
We can't let you go out with just anybody >> This is the boy who got his own head
.. stuck in his schoolbag, I had to cut him out of it..
>> He's not 5 anymore mum People don't change.. not that much..
car honks
Nobody moves....
car honks
He's got no manners >> He'll come
.. You wait and see..
....He'll come...
My parents want you to come inside..
Mrs. Vickers.. >> Hello Bruce, how are you?
Yeah, yeah alright...
Martin Vickers.. >> Mr. Vickers
Its big... So, we understand you would like to take Debra
... to the pictures?
Yeahh.. >> Debra has a 10pm curfew. Has she told you that?
Yeahh.. >> Will you be drinking?
No....Bruce doesn't drink
I don't want my daughter in your car if you're drinking Bruce Board..do you understand me?
Yes Mrs. Vickers..
There is a certain responsibility that comes with having a drivers license
First a responsibility to the community and to your passengers..
.. Bruce? >> Yes Mr. Vickers..
Not a second past curfew >> Ok mum
Your mother and I just want you to be sensible...
Can you relax.. its just the flix' >> Oh, Debbies got a hairy vagina...
What did you just say?
Some body has their food face on, dinner is in the crockpot..
Your father promised he would be home by 8, I cooked apricot chicken..
>> Dad hates this food.. Did he say that? Really?
I don't recall him saying it..
>> I'm going out..
What a waste, I should've asked what he felt like when he phoned...
>> I'm sure he'll eat it anyway..
Your father and I used to go to the drive-ins..
so romantic.. >> Should ask him to take you
Maybe I will....don't eat from the pot
Oh look he's home...
>> I have to go.. No, No, just say hello..
..eat! >> I cant
Where are you off to? >> Flix'.. mum said I could take her car
Ok come inside, we'll have a beer, then go..
>> I'm late.. 5 minutes, I haven't seen you since Sunday
>> Ive been here all week dad.. Come on, inside, I want to have a beer with my boy
>> Please can you at least move your car?
Do you want a scotch? >> Oh, ill get it.. you put your feet up
No, No, its fine darling.. I don't mind
>> You are a good woman..
Gary just asked why we don't go to the drive-ins anymore...
...kids they say the funniest things, don't they
Who knows...maybe its a good idea?
car engine sounds
3 thanks.. .. 5 dollars...You got anyone else in there?
Cheers...
Alright you can come out now..
I thought I would asphyxiate >> as.. what?
Suffocate, its gross in here, i could barely breath
car rattles
I'm going for a walk..
moaning noises
Little present for Brucey aye?
Do you want a choc top? >> Oh yeah, thanks..
sighs
Where's Danny? >> He's getting us a choc top
You coming?
>> I'll try save you some..
I'm not allowed.. >> Who say's?
Boys.. >> They wont notice, take a sip
Piss off you drunk mole. Get out of here, go on, get...
Your choc top.. >> Thanks
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Now we're getting somewhere.. >> Stop, stop, stop
.. that was my bum hole..
Is this what all the other parents are doing?
..waiting...?
Debra is out with that drongo Bruce Board.. and we are expected to sit here stuck in living hell?
..why did we let her go Marty? We didn't have to!
..what if she wanted us to keep her home and we didn't see it?
..do you think that's possible?
>> I think she really wanted to go..
..maybe we could make the best of a bad situation?
Oh, how can you think about that now?
movie plays
yells Go away!
Oh shit, Cheryl!! >> Ewwww, carrots!
movie plays
exhales
I can't believe the boys left Cheryl at the drive-in last night..
>> Yeah, she was so drunk, she's gonna' make a bad name for herself..
But he said she hitched home? >> Dead set?
... wanna' hang out tomorrow?
I can't, I'm gated, I was only 10 minutes late from the drive-in and mum went mental!
>> Serious? How long for?
Until they decide I'm not gated!
Sometimes I feel like I'm gated more then I'm not gated..
Yelps Owwww
Mum! Debbies on the phone.. >> DAVID!!
She's gated.. >> Shut up, David!
...Let go!!
Mum!!
Get in the car.. >> Where are we going?
Not far..
>> I was going to go for a surf!
I want to explain something to ya'
Come on...
You think you can take my fucking car, cover it in vomit, and nothing will happen to ya'?
Reverse...
>> No... DRIVE!!
Piss weak...
You're still gated, and you have chores to do tomorrow..
>> Yes mum The only reason I'm letting you go, is because
..you've put in a position when you asked Pam to ring on your behalf.
>> I didn't, she wanted to ring No, not acceptable for Pam to do your dirty work
..don't do it again..
Thank you Pam..for having her >> Oh she's no trouble, I'm sure Debra
..will be a perfect little lady, won't you Deb >> Sure will..
What if Bruce drops me because he can't root me?
>>He won't, Danny said he's really into you..
sighs
Do you reckon I'm too small?
>> Well I'm not big?
Yeah well maybe Bruce is bigger then Danny?
>> How different can dicks be?
Well, Cheryl reckons some guys are so small, you don't know if it's their dick or thumb!
Alright girls, under the covers!
spray
..all clear! Go to sleep my little chickens, sleeping now!
>> I know it wasn't Danny's thumb...
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knock on window
car engine sounds
music playing
fireworks
Debbie...
girls laugh
Your turn, Johnno
There's Freida >> Where?
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