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10 Strange Things On Amazon!

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    What's going on guys, I am Matthias.
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    And today we are looking at ten hilariously
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    strange Amazon products and their reviews
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    some of these reviews are just out of,
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    out of, out of this world hilarious
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    and some of these products are just out of this world WEIRD!
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    And you guys sent me these using the hashtag
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    #StrangeAmazon so if you wanna be apart of the next one
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    remember to find a weird product and some
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    funny reviews and send it to me on Twitter
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    using that hashtag.
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    And after I look at each product and the reviews
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    I gonna either and to my cart and buy it.
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    Or pass on it :(
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    We'll see which ones make the cut and how
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    big my cart ends up being.
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    Also guys if you are interested in getting
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    any of these products all the links are down
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    in the description below.
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    If you do end up getting them, they do
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    help the channel out. So, but honestly,
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    don't get them if you don't want to.
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    (Dun Du Dun) music plays
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    Bacon shaped Themed Adhesive
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    Bandages.
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    So, it's just bacon band-aids right?
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    That would be really weird to see someone
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    with that on your, on your arm tho.
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    Wouldn't ya think?
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    Do they taste like bacon?
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    Try one and find out!
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    What kind of toy is inside?
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    There is a Temporary tattoo of Edgar
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    Allan Poe in the box we just got. Laughs
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    Edgar Allan Poe? Dude his-his-his
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    collected works are lit fam. XD
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    Not to pork fun at any injury, but nothing strips
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    the pain away like meating friends dresses like
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    this.
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    I don't know what's going on here, but these
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    do NOT taste like bacon. They actually melted
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    and almost caught on fire, filled the house full
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    of smoke and burned my lips and tongue.
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    laughs
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    They are also extremely thin slices and have
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    no moisture content in them.
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    This person is like frying them up. (It's called a joke dude)
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    Wow, that's a big band-aid. Or actually it's
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    just a small leg. laughs
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    Add to cart! I like it! I think it's cool!
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    Plus Prime shipping, who doesn't like that? Amirite.
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    more catchy music
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    Goats in trees 2016 square 12 X 12
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    Wait, flip to back.
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    (Bryan): Did you say ghosts or goats?
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    (Matt): Did I say ghosts?
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    Give me more images! It's just all goats in trees
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    (Why do you think it's called goats in trees?)
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    That sounds pretty cool.
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    You can call them silly goats if you like,
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    but these groups of goats are wise.
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    Do you like goats? Do you like trees?
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    Looking for something to make people in your
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    office ask themselves why?
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    Well, this is the 2016 calendar for you!!!!!!!!
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    BUY IT!
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    I'm buying it.
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    Uhg, more catchy music
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    Dancing with Cats: From the creators of the
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    International Best Seller Why Cats Paint.
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    It's a book, it's a hard cover book.
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    What?
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    Why is her hair up like that?
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    Dancing with cats, are they really getting that cat to dance?
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    The cult classic is back! This petite 15th
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    anniversary hardcover reissue keeps all the
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    original mystery and magic of cat dancing delightfully
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    intact.
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    At those levels an unstable etheric oscillation
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    could collapse into an Astrel vortex and suck my
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    spiritual reserves.
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    Any Author who can publish that sentence with a
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    straight face deserves to sell as many books as
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    they can.
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    K, I wanna know if I can legit find a way to dance with cats.
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    right after a got a hold of this great book and started
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    dancing and working closely with my cat, I started
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    to find out what was making her so angry and stressed out.
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    Now we are best friends (Aww)
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    But what's inside?
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    Inspiring photographs of people and cats engaging
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    in their favorite dance routines as well as moving
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    testimonials. You got to! You gotta! That's a buy.
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    I'm so curious what's inside that book. Amirite?
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    I'm so curious.
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    Guys let me know if you actually want me to buy these
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    items and then actually review them.
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    MUSIC!!!!!!
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    How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you.
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    Six ways to tell if your cat thinks it's a mountain lion.
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    How to see your cat and how your cat sees you.
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    How to pet a kitty,
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    Gift ideas.
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    Cat vs. the internet
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    Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
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    Direction of ears.
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    Wow, maybe this is like actually informative.
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    Thanks to Oatmeal, I now know the truth, She knows that I know
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    that she knows that I know. She is watching
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    me and I am waiting for her next move.
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    It's like a game. Like a game of what?
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    Yes, like a game of cat and mouse, my friend.
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    Only this time she's playing for keeps.
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    I read my copy about 20 minuets after it was delivered
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    this morning. Then I read the second copy a purchased
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    for a friend. about an hour after that.
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    So I could just say I was the first to read his copy.
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    I always have that.
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    What? laughs
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    What?
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    This book is disgusting. I had it sent to my 13
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    year old grandson as he loves anything to do
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    with cats.
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    Wait, I gotta read more of this review.
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    I thought in a brief review reading, that it was comical
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    view of cats. Instead it contains chapters about
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    awful things like how to tell if your cat is a
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    homosexual. Really? This is not appropriate for a child.
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    Of course the book was discarded as it should be a huge waste of money.
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    And I will waste that money.
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    (Bryan): You have to see what's in there.
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    (Matt): You gotta so what's in it man!
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    What's with all of these cat things?
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    DUN DU DUN MUSIC!!!!!
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    Prank Pack Nap Sack
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    Wow, say that five times fast.
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    (Bryan): Prank pack Nap Sack (X4)
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    (Matt): Prank pack nap sack
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    prank pack nap sack, nope.
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    Gift box appears to contain a ridiculous products from
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    clueless companies.
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    What?!
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    Oh my gosh, this is so cool.
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    Look under the hood and discover a peaceful
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    environment. Perfect for sleep.
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    Is it just a black bag you put on your head?!
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    Just pack your real gift inside.
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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
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    six pack and OOOH
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    Does it actually contain that though?
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    (Bryan): No
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    (Matt): Okay.
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    (Bryan): You put the real gift inside.
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    (Matt): Oh, bummer oh, and I would have gotten that. dude
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    just like a bag you put on your head to sleep.
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    I'm planning on using this on the airplane. Will it pass airport TSA?
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    Hi Kevin, this isn't actually a nap sack for your head.
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    It's a prank box.
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    Awesome response.
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    I bought this for my father in law who tends to fall
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    asleep while watching TV, he laughed as soon as he
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    saw the box and was slightly disappointed that it wasn't real
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    The rest of the family thought it was a perfect gift, even after
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    they realized it was a gag.
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    DO NOT BUY THIS.
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    Why did I pay so much for an empty box?
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    Hard laughter
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    Just so upset.
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    Oh, man. Imma say pass on this one.
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    If it was a nap sack I would have bought it.
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    Music
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    Think Geek Canned Unicorn Meat
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    Oh, what?
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    Oh, that's like a dead unicorn
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    Excellent source of sparkles.
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    Magic in every bite!
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    Okay, for real. You can't eat this. It's a dismembered
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    stuffed unicorn in a can.
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    Oh, okay, that's what's in the can.
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    After long term consumption of this, will I poop
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    rainbows?
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    YES! small, edible pieces of bite size rainbow in fact!
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    How much meat is needed to feed another unicorn?
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    17 and a half unicorns fed per single unicorn.
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    Does it give you everlasting life?
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    No, that's only the blood.
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    It's delicious, but do NOT eat too much of this stuff at once.
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    I had the rainbow runs for a week.
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    The entire complex smelled like hopes and dreams. (YAY)
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    Add to cart, that's a definite buy.
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    That's dope, i actually want that on my shelf back there.
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    My little collection shelf. I wanna put that there.
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    is this music stuck in your head yet?
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    Oh! What is this? (A pickle dummy)
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    Yodeling Pickle.
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    I think I have heard of this before.
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    I think I've seen this in like a gag shop.
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    Hours of mindless entertainment.
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    Hours?
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    How's a Yodeling pickle entertain you for hours?
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    Are you sick and tired of trying to teach your pickle to yodel?
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    Pickles can be so stubborn alas, the Yodeling pickle you've
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    been waiting for!
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    With a mere press of a button.
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    Yes, It has a button.
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    Is this waterproof? My friend says she wants to know for reasons.
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    UH!!!!!!!!!!
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    That's Weird Al. You can have my electronic
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    yodeling pickle when you pry it from my cold, dead, fingers.
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    We purchased this and gave it to weird al Yankovic as a gift.
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    He liked it so much that he posted it to his Twitter and instagram.
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    if the weirdest guy on the planet approves, how can you go wrong?
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    Highly recomended.
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    Better than Beiber. My 12 year old niece asked for Justin Beiber Cd
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    for christmas so I bought her this Yodeling pickle. Nobody so far
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    can tell the difference.
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    2,000 people found this comment helpful!
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    What does it do?
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    anything you want it to do! flips and rolls. Babysitting,
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    walking the dog, cooks dinner. But it doesn't yodel and it isn't
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    just a plastic pickle. wink wink
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    purvey people.
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    This is a pass, I'm passing in this that's too creepy.
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    please stop this catchy music
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    Cat End Pencil Sharpener.
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    WHY?
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    Why?
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    Insert a pencil into the cat's rear end
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    and it meows in protest while you
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    sharpen.
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    It meows in protest?
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    The actual usefulness of the product was completly taken away
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    as the pencil sharpener piece was not in the sharpener
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    Now all I have is a meowing cat which yes, is funny
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    but I was looking for cat sharpener.
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    Bought this for my son. He also thought I was sick, but i love it.
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    I don't want this one, because let's be honest, when was the last time I used a pencil.
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    STOP
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    Rock in the box Pet rock with a walking leash.
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    Oh my gosh.
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    Instructions.
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    What?
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    1970's?
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    Dude what?
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    There's an actual customer
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    more customers
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    Watch out for puddles.
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    (Bryan): is that him?
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    (Matt); oh, wait is that the same guy?
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    Oh my gosh its the same guy!
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    Dude that rock has never given up on him!
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    Low cost, no maintenance pet for your home
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    latest throeback from the 70's
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    Best gift idea under 20 dollars
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    How much is a rock?
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    13 dollars?!!!??!?!?
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    13 dollars!
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    Is there a maximum that you can order?
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    It all depends on how stupid you are.
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    Is it a great listener?
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    Yes, and it offers rock solid advise (get it)
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    Not very entergetic.
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    A real lazy pet Laugh
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    If it was under ten dollars, I would have added it
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    But it's not so I'm gonna pass!
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    No more...
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    Gift of nothing.
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    For the person who has everything.
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    Congratulations! You have received the gift of nothing.
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    Absolutely nothing. This is the ultimate minimalism. Less is more.
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    More is less.
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    Why is it shaped so odd back there?
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    $6.37
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    Why 37 cents?
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    Why not just six dollars (idk, don's ask me.)
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    Would you recommend stacking up on these for when
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    the world starts coming to an end?
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    No, When the world ends we'll all have nothing but nothing
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    and your pile of nothing will then be worth nothing.
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    Why pay something for nothing?
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    But it's actually new and improved nothing. Who wouldn't pay
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    for that?! (me)
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    You people are insane.
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    laugh
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    Do you people not understand what awesome and epic
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    fores you are meddling with here?
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    Sure, it;s safe for now, in a cute little package. tee hee
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    It's not Prime shipping
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    (Bryan): but its free
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    (Matt): It's free shipping, but it's not Prime shipping.
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    OK guys, let's take a look at the cart.
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    We got 5 items in here to a total of $57
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    Guys make sure you check out the last ten hilariously strange Amazon
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    product and reviews by clicking on the info card
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    Do it right now and Subscribe if you new her cuz we make these
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    videos like once a week every other week or something like dat.
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    So, if you got a laugh out of it subscribe and send me
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    some other weird Amazon products you found using
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    the hashtag #StrangeAmazon on Twitter
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    And I'll see ya next time high five. (BYE!)
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