What's going on guys, I am Matthias. And today we are looking at ten hilariously strange Amazon products and their reviews some of these reviews are just out of, out of, out of this world hilarious and some of these products are just out of this world WEIRD! And you guys sent me these using the hashtag #StrangeAmazon so if you wanna be apart of the next one remember to find a weird product and some funny reviews and send it to me on Twitter using that hashtag. And after I look at each product and the reviews I gonna either and to my cart and buy it. Or pass on it :( We'll see which ones make the cut and how big my cart ends up being. Also guys if you are interested in getting any of these products all the links are down in the description below. If you do end up getting them, they do help the channel out. So, but honestly, don't get them if you don't want to. (Dun Du Dun) music plays Bacon shaped Themed Adhesive Bandages. So, it's just bacon band-aids right? That would be really weird to see someone with that on your, on your arm tho. Wouldn't ya think? Do they taste like bacon? Try one and find out! What kind of toy is inside? There is a Temporary tattoo of Edgar Allan Poe in the box we just got. Laughs Edgar Allan Poe? Dude his-his-his collected works are lit fam. XD Not to pork fun at any injury, but nothing strips the pain away like meating friends dresses like this. I don't know what's going on here, but these do NOT taste like bacon. They actually melted and almost caught on fire, filled the house full of smoke and burned my lips and tongue. laughs They are also extremely thin slices and have no moisture content in them. This person is like frying them up. (It's called a joke dude) Wow, that's a big band-aid. Or actually it's just a small leg. laughs Add to cart! I like it! I think it's cool! Plus Prime shipping, who doesn't like that? Amirite. more catchy music Goats in trees 2016 square 12 X 12 Wait, flip to back. (Bryan): Did you say ghosts or goats? (Matt): Did I say ghosts? Give me more images! It's just all goats in trees (Why do you think it's called goats in trees?) That sounds pretty cool. You can call them silly goats if you like, but these groups of goats are wise. Do you like goats? Do you like trees? Looking for something to make people in your office ask themselves why? Well, this is the 2016 calendar for you!!!!!!!! BUY IT! I'm buying it. Uhg, more catchy music Dancing with Cats: From the creators of the International Best Seller Why Cats Paint. It's a book, it's a hard cover book. What? Why is her hair up like that? Dancing with cats, are they really getting that cat to dance? The cult classic is back! This petite 15th anniversary hardcover reissue keeps all the original mystery and magic of cat dancing delightfully intact. At those levels an unstable etheric oscillation could collapse into an Astrel vortex and suck my spiritual reserves. Any Author who can publish that sentence with a straight face deserves to sell as many books as they can. K, I wanna know if I can legit find a way to dance with cats. right after a got a hold of this great book and started dancing and working closely with my cat, I started to find out what was making her so angry and stressed out. Now we are best friends (Aww) But what's inside? Inspiring photographs of people and cats engaging in their favorite dance routines as well as moving testimonials. You got to! You gotta! That's a buy. I'm so curious what's inside that book. Amirite? I'm so curious. Guys let me know if you actually want me to buy these items and then actually review them. MUSIC!!!!!! How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you. Six ways to tell if your cat thinks it's a mountain lion. How to see your cat and how your cat sees you. How to pet a kitty, Gift ideas. Cat vs. the internet Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Direction of ears. Wow, maybe this is like actually informative. Thanks to Oatmeal, I now know the truth, She knows that I know that she knows that I know. She is watching me and I am waiting for her next move. It's like a game. Like a game of what? Yes, like a game of cat and mouse, my friend. Only this time she's playing for keeps. I read my copy about 20 minuets after it was delivered this morning. Then I read the second copy a purchased for a friend. about an hour after that. So I could just say I was the first to read his copy. I always have that. What? laughs What? This book is disgusting. I had it sent to my 13 year old grandson as he loves anything to do with cats. Wait, I gotta read more of this review. I thought in a brief review reading, that it was comical view of cats. Instead it contains chapters about awful things like how to tell if your cat is a homosexual. Really? This is not appropriate for a child. Of course the book was discarded as it should be a huge waste of money. And I will waste that money. (Bryan): You have to see what's in there. (Matt): You gotta so what's in it man! What's with all of these cat things? DUN DU DUN MUSIC!!!!! Prank Pack Nap Sack Wow, say that five times fast. (Bryan): Prank pack Nap Sack (X4) (Matt): Prank pack nap sack prank pack nap sack, nope. Gift box appears to contain a ridiculous products from clueless companies. What?! Oh my gosh, this is so cool. Look under the hood and discover a peaceful environment. Perfect for sleep. Is it just a black bag you put on your head?! Just pack your real gift inside. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH six pack and OOOH Does it actually contain that though? (Bryan): No (Matt): Okay. (Bryan): You put the real gift inside. (Matt): Oh, bummer oh, and I would have gotten that. dude just like a bag you put on your head to sleep. I'm planning on using this on the airplane. Will it pass airport TSA? Hi Kevin, this isn't actually a nap sack for your head. It's a prank box. Awesome response. I bought this for my father in law who tends to fall asleep while watching TV, he laughed as soon as he saw the box and was slightly disappointed that it wasn't real The rest of the family thought it was a perfect gift, even after they realized it was a gag. DO NOT BUY THIS. Why did I pay so much for an empty box? Hard laughter Just so upset. Oh, man. Imma say pass on this one. If it was a nap sack I would have bought it. Music Think Geek Canned Unicorn Meat Oh, what? Oh, that's like a dead unicorn Excellent source of sparkles. Magic in every bite! Okay, for real. You can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can. Oh, okay, that's what's in the can. After long term consumption of this, will I poop rainbows? YES! small, edible pieces of bite size rainbow in fact! How much meat is needed to feed another unicorn? 17 and a half unicorns fed per single unicorn. Does it give you everlasting life? No, that's only the blood. It's delicious, but do NOT eat too much of this stuff at once. I had the rainbow runs for a week. The entire complex smelled like hopes and dreams. (YAY) Add to cart, that's a definite buy. That's dope, i actually want that on my shelf back there. My little collection shelf. I wanna put that there. is this music stuck in your head yet? Oh! What is this? (A pickle dummy) Yodeling Pickle. I think I have heard of this before. I think I've seen this in like a gag shop. Hours of mindless entertainment. Hours? How's a Yodeling pickle entertain you for hours? Are you sick and tired of trying to teach your pickle to yodel? Pickles can be so stubborn alas, the Yodeling pickle you've been waiting for! With a mere press of a button. Yes, It has a button. Is this waterproof? My friend says she wants to know for reasons. UH!!!!!!!!!! That's Weird Al. You can have my electronic yodeling pickle when you pry it from my cold, dead, fingers. We purchased this and gave it to weird al Yankovic as a gift. He liked it so much that he posted it to his Twitter and instagram. if the weirdest guy on the planet approves, how can you go wrong? Highly recomended. Better than Beiber. My 12 year old niece asked for Justin Beiber Cd for christmas so I bought her this Yodeling pickle. Nobody so far can tell the difference. 2,000 people found this comment helpful! What does it do? anything you want it to do! flips and rolls. Babysitting, walking the dog, cooks dinner. But it doesn't yodel and it isn't just a plastic pickle. wink wink purvey people. This is a pass, I'm passing in this that's too creepy. please stop this catchy music Cat End Pencil Sharpener. WHY? Why? Insert a pencil into the cat's rear end and it meows in protest while you sharpen. It meows in protest? The actual usefulness of the product was completly taken away as the pencil sharpener piece was not in the sharpener Now all I have is a meowing cat which yes, is funny but I was looking for cat sharpener. Bought this for my son. He also thought I was sick, but i love it. I don't want this one, because let's be honest, when was the last time I used a pencil. STOP Rock in the box Pet rock with a walking leash. Oh my gosh. Instructions. What? 1970's? Dude what? There's an actual customer more customers Watch out for puddles. (Bryan): is that him? (Matt); oh, wait is that the same guy? Oh my gosh its the same guy! Dude that rock has never given up on him! Low cost, no maintenance pet for your home latest throeback from the 70's Best gift idea under 20 dollars How much is a rock? 13 dollars?!!!??!?!? 13 dollars! Is there a maximum that you can order? It all depends on how stupid you are. Is it a great listener? Yes, and it offers rock solid advise (get it) Not very entergetic. A real lazy pet Laugh If it was under ten dollars, I would have added it But it's not so I'm gonna pass! No more... Gift of nothing. For the person who has everything. Congratulations! You have received the gift of nothing. Absolutely nothing. This is the ultimate minimalism. Less is more. More is less. Why is it shaped so odd back there? $6.37 Why 37 cents? Why not just six dollars (idk, don's ask me.) Would you recommend stacking up on these for when the world starts coming to an end? No, When the world ends we'll all have nothing but nothing and your pile of nothing will then be worth nothing. Why pay something for nothing? But it's actually new and improved nothing. Who wouldn't pay for that?! (me) You people are insane. laugh Do you people not understand what awesome and epic fores you are meddling with here? Sure, it;s safe for now, in a cute little package. tee hee It's not Prime shipping (Bryan): but its free (Matt): It's free shipping, but it's not Prime shipping. OK guys, let's take a look at the cart. We got 5 items in here to a total of $57 Guys make sure you check out the last ten hilariously strange Amazon product and reviews by clicking on the info card Do it right now and Subscribe if you new her cuz we make these videos like once a week every other week or something like dat. So, if you got a laugh out of it subscribe and send me some other weird Amazon products you found using the hashtag #StrangeAmazon on Twitter And I'll see ya next time high five. (BYE!)