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George Bush Funny Speech Bloopers and Mistakes :)

Umm...

firs--

let me, uh, uh...

[audience laughs]

Uh...

You know, i-i-i-i,

I really--
I-I-I'm not--

I'm serious about--

You-you-you-you're--you'll be--

Let me--

Let me s--
Let--

Let me ss--
Let me--

There would have been a deficit,

but there wouldn't have been
the c-c-commiserate--

the-the-the-the--
the-the--

the kick to our economy.

The house republicans

last fall passed strong

earmark, uh, reform, uh, idea.

Of course, earmark reform ideas.

One,

two,

three, four.

Immett--s-s-s--

Tell people why I say--
I mean, is it--

I think they're cost-effective.

That there be a stabling run.

A run that is capable
of rejecting Iranian influence.

I mean, Iraq.

I like to fish.

[audience laughs]

I met--I met an onion grower today
at the airport when I arrived,

and he said
"You gotta help me

"find good people
to pull onions."

Pluck em or whatever you do
with them, you know?

And uh...

It is a, uh...

I think it's a--I think it is--

It's, uh...

It's at least--

Umm...

I, uh--

The elections, um...

What-what-what- -

Yeah, uh, I think--

Tide turning,
see, as I remember it,

I was raised in the desert,
but tides can tur--

It's easy to see a tide turn.

Did I say those words?

The challenge facing
in the United States

is that we have to be right
one time...

I mean, 100 percent of the time.

It's hard for me to explain
why that was the case.

Just take my word for it.
[chuckles]

[applause]

[coughs]

Just seems
like I was here yesterday.

I was!
[chuckles]

Kind of...

[tap]

Anybody here got,
uh, four kids, three kids?

You got four?

Four.

Three, okay.

Ssss--

Alright-ri-ri-ri--

I don't know why I asked that.

Oh I know why I asked it.

[applause]

The best way to defeat this enemy
in the long run

is to deny them
the recruiting tools

that are--
an-an-recruitaments

made possible by resentment.

[applause]

[applause continues]

I, uh, I'd like
to stay here all day,

but I gotta--
I gotta go to Vegas.

[audience laughs]

Somethin' about what goes on there
stays there,

or somethin' like that,
you know?

Thanks for coming.

Be seated.

Thanks for coming.

Welcome to the White House.

[audience laughs]

Thanks for coming.

Yeah, he didn't like the way

the cotton shirts
that he wore absorbed, uh...

you know, his... bodily fluids.

Last night Jeb and I

and some crabs

looked like members
of the 1972 Miami Dolphins,

Dan Marino and his, uh,
really dynamic wife.

TV stars.

Andy Garcia.

I like to mountain bike.

I like to put a little
country western music on my iPod.

I think the Japanese people

are going to like the taste
of US beef.

Matter of fact,
I had a good slice of beef last night.

I can see Laura
beginning to grimace a little bit.

She's like
"He's getting awfully windy."

S-s-it's a Texas term.

Are you having burritos
for lunch?

Umm...

The...umm...

First--

Barney is my dog.

[classical music plays]