WEBVTT 00:00:00.258 --> 00:00:01.285 Umm... 00:00:01.320 --> 00:00:01.814 firs-- 00:00:01.849 --> 00:00:03.370 let me, uh, uh... 00:00:03.405 --> 00:00:05.355 [audience laughs] 00:00:05.390 --> 00:00:06.139 Uh... 00:00:06.174 --> 00:00:07.524 You know, i-i-i-i, 00:00:07.559 --> 00:00:08.946 I really-- I-I-I'm not-- 00:00:08.981 --> 00:00:09.894 I'm serious about-- 00:00:09.929 --> 00:00:11.858 You-you-you-you're--you'll be-- 00:00:11.893 --> 00:00:12.601 Let me-- 00:00:12.636 --> 00:00:13.988 Let me s-- Let-- 00:00:14.023 --> 00:00:14.659 Let me ss-- Let me-- 00:00:14.693 --> 00:00:16.396 There would have been a deficit, 00:00:16.431 --> 00:00:18.771 but there wouldn't have been the c-c-commiserate-- 00:00:18.806 --> 00:00:21.571 the-the-the-the-- the-the-- 00:00:21.606 --> 00:00:24.667 the kick to our economy. 00:00:24.702 --> 00:00:25.837 The house republicans 00:00:25.872 --> 00:00:27.832 last fall passed strong 00:00:27.867 --> 00:00:30.928 earmark, uh, reform, uh, idea. 00:00:30.963 --> 00:00:33.125 Of course, earmark reform ideas. 00:00:33.160 --> 00:00:34.591 One, 00:00:34.626 --> 00:00:36.585 two, 00:00:36.620 --> 00:00:39.141 three, four. 00:00:39.176 --> 00:00:41.734 Immett--s-s-s-- 00:00:41.769 --> 00:00:44.150 Tell people why I say-- I mean, is it-- 00:00:44.185 --> 00:00:45.890 I think they're cost-effective. 00:00:45.925 --> 00:00:48.140 That there be a stabling run. 00:00:48.175 --> 00:00:52.457 A run that is capable of rejecting Iranian influence. 00:00:52.492 --> 00:00:53.777 I mean, Iraq. 00:00:53.812 --> 00:00:55.241 I like to fish. 00:00:55.276 --> 00:00:56.114 [audience laughs] 00:00:56.149 --> 00:00:59.706 I met--I met an onion grower today at the airport when I arrived, 00:00:59.741 --> 00:01:00.745 and he said "You gotta help me 00:01:00.780 --> 00:01:03.462 "find good people to pull onions." 00:01:03.497 --> 00:01:05.438 Pluck em or whatever you do with them, you know? 00:01:05.473 --> 00:01:06.852 And uh... 00:01:06.887 --> 00:01:08.141 It is a, uh... 00:01:08.176 --> 00:01:10.054 I think it's a--I think it is-- 00:01:10.089 --> 00:01:12.114 It's, uh... 00:01:12.142 --> 00:01:13.275 It's at least-- 00:01:13.310 --> 00:01:14.224 Umm... 00:01:14.259 --> 00:01:15.435 I, uh-- 00:01:15.470 --> 00:01:19.498 The elections, um... 00:01:19.533 --> 00:01:20.402 What-what-what- - 00:01:20.437 --> 00:01:22.227 Yeah, uh, I think-- 00:01:22.262 --> 00:01:24.274 Tide turning, see, as I remember it, 00:01:24.309 --> 00:01:26.358 I was raised in the desert, but tides can tur-- 00:01:26.393 --> 00:01:29.697 It's easy to see a tide turn. 00:01:29.732 --> 00:01:31.694 Did I say those words? 00:01:31.729 --> 00:01:34.401 The challenge facing in the United States 00:01:34.436 --> 00:01:36.821 is that we have to be right one time... 00:01:36.856 --> 00:01:38.664 I mean, 100 percent of the time. 00:01:38.699 --> 00:01:40.944 It's hard for me to explain why that was the case. 00:01:40.979 --> 00:01:43.524 Just take my word for it. [chuckles] 00:01:43.559 --> 00:01:45.918 [applause] 00:01:45.953 --> 00:01:49.256 [coughs] 00:01:51.760 --> 00:01:55.069 Just seems like I was here yesterday. 00:01:55.104 --> 00:01:58.041 I was! [chuckles] 00:01:58.076 --> 00:01:58.776 Kind of... 00:02:03.923 --> 00:02:06.901 [tap] 00:02:06.936 --> 00:02:09.910 Anybody here got, uh, four kids, three kids? 00:02:09.945 --> 00:02:11.467 You got four? 00:02:11.502 --> 00:02:12.303 Four. 00:02:12.338 --> 00:02:14.532 Three, okay. 00:02:14.567 --> 00:02:15.251 Ssss-- 00:02:15.286 --> 00:02:18.854 Alright-ri-ri-ri-- 00:02:18.889 --> 00:02:21.776 I don't know why I asked that. 00:02:21.811 --> 00:02:24.351 Oh I know why I asked it. 00:02:24.386 --> 00:02:27.354 [applause] 00:02:29.257 --> 00:02:32.251 The best way to defeat this enemy in the long run 00:02:32.286 --> 00:02:34.898 is to deny them the recruiting tools 00:02:34.933 --> 00:02:37.239 that are-- an-an-recruitaments 00:02:37.274 --> 00:02:40.677 made possible by resentment. 00:02:40.712 --> 00:02:42.965 [applause] 00:02:47.484 --> 00:02:51.567 [applause continues] 00:02:56.107 --> 00:02:58.031 I, uh, I'd like to stay here all day, 00:02:58.066 --> 00:03:00.739 but I gotta-- I gotta go to Vegas. 00:03:00.774 --> 00:03:03.477 [audience laughs] 00:03:03.512 --> 00:03:05.726 Somethin' about what goes on there stays there, 00:03:05.761 --> 00:03:09.074 or somethin' like that, you know? 00:03:09.109 --> 00:03:11.017 Thanks for coming. 00:03:11.052 --> 00:03:13.797 Be seated. 00:03:13.832 --> 00:03:15.426 Thanks for coming. 00:03:15.461 --> 00:03:18.950 Welcome to the White House. 00:03:18.985 --> 00:03:21.139 [audience laughs] 00:03:21.174 --> 00:03:22.217 Thanks for coming. 00:03:22.252 --> 00:03:23.182 Yeah, he didn't like the way 00:03:23.217 --> 00:03:26.531 the cotton shirts that he wore absorbed, uh... 00:03:26.566 --> 00:03:28.801 you know, his... bodily fluids. 00:03:28.836 --> 00:03:30.916 Last night Jeb and I 00:03:30.951 --> 00:03:34.325 and some crabs 00:03:34.360 --> 00:03:38.862 looked like members of the 1972 Miami Dolphins, 00:03:38.897 --> 00:03:42.902 Dan Marino and his, uh, really dynamic wife. 00:03:42.937 --> 00:03:44.255 TV stars. 00:03:44.290 --> 00:03:46.393 Andy Garcia. 00:03:46.428 --> 00:03:47.441 I like to mountain bike. 00:03:47.476 --> 00:03:53.619 I like to put a little country western music on my iPod. 00:03:53.654 --> 00:03:54.383 I think the Japanese people 00:03:54.418 --> 00:03:58.140 are going to like the taste of US beef. 00:03:58.175 --> 00:04:00.277 Matter of fact, I had a good slice of beef last night. 00:04:00.312 --> 00:04:02.037 I can see Laura beginning to grimace a little bit. 00:04:02.072 --> 00:04:08.286 She's like "He's getting awfully windy." 00:04:08.321 --> 00:04:11.035 S-s-it's a Texas term. 00:04:13.844 --> 00:04:17.815 Are you having burritos for lunch? 00:04:17.850 --> 00:04:21.762 Umm... 00:04:21.798 --> 00:04:24.755 The...umm... 00:04:24.790 --> 00:04:26.504 First-- 00:04:26.539 --> 00:04:29.884 Barney is my dog. 00:04:29.919 --> 00:04:32.774 [classical music plays]