Umm...
firs--
let me, uh, uh...
[audience laughs]
Uh...
You know, i-i-i-i,
I really-- I-I-I'm not--
I'm serious about--
You-you-you-you're--you'll be--
Let me--
Let me s-- Let--
Let me ss-- Let me--
There would have been a deficit,
but there wouldn't have been the c-c-commiserate--
the-the-the-the-- the-the--
the kick to our economy.
The house republicans
last fall passed strong
earmark, uh, reform, uh, idea.
Of course, earmark reform ideas.
One,
two,
three, four.
Immett--s-s-s--
Tell people why I say-- I mean, is it--
I think they're cost-effective.
That there be a stabling run.
A run that is capable of rejecting Iranian influence.
I mean, Iraq.
I like to fish.
[audience laughs]
I met--I met an onion grower today at the airport when I arrived,
and he said "You gotta help me
"find good people to pull onions."
Pluck em or whatever you do with them, you know?
And uh...
It is a, uh...
I think it's a--I think it is--
It's, uh...
It's at least--
Umm...
I, uh--
The elections, um...
What-what-what- -
Yeah, uh, I think--
Tide turning, see, as I remember it,
I was raised in the desert, but tides can tur--
It's easy to see a tide turn.
Did I say those words?
The challenge facing in the United States
is that we have to be right one time...
I mean, 100 percent of the time.
It's hard for me to explain why that was the case.
Just take my word for it. [chuckles]
[applause]
[coughs]
Just seems like I was here yesterday.
I was! [chuckles]
Kind of...
[tap]
Anybody here got, uh, four kids, three kids?
You got four?
Four.
Three, okay.
Ssss--
Alright-ri-ri-ri--
I don't know why I asked that.
Oh I know why I asked it.
[applause]
The best way to defeat this enemy in the long run
is to deny them the recruiting tools
that are-- an-an-recruitaments
made possible by resentment.
[applause]
[applause continues]
I, uh, I'd like to stay here all day,
but I gotta-- I gotta go to Vegas.
[audience laughs]
Somethin' about what goes on there stays there,
or somethin' like that, you know?
Thanks for coming.
Be seated.
Thanks for coming.
Welcome to the White House.
[audience laughs]
Thanks for coming.
Yeah, he didn't like the way
the cotton shirts that he wore absorbed, uh...
you know, his... bodily fluids.
Last night Jeb and I
and some crabs
looked like members of the 1972 Miami Dolphins,
Dan Marino and his, uh, really dynamic wife.
TV stars.
Andy Garcia.
I like to mountain bike.
I like to put a little country western music on my iPod.
I think the Japanese people
are going to like the taste of US beef.
Matter of fact, I had a good slice of beef last night.
I can see Laura beginning to grimace a little bit.
She's like "He's getting awfully windy."
S-s-it's a Texas term.
Are you having burritos for lunch?
Umm...
The...umm...
First--
Barney is my dog.
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