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George Bush Funny Speech Bloopers and Mistakes - MUST SEE!!

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    Umm...
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    firs--
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    let me, uh, uh...
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    [audience laughs]
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    Uh...
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    You know, i-i-i-i,
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    I really--
    I-I-I'm not--
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    I'm serious about--
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    You-you-you-you're--you'll be--
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    Let me--
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    Let me s--
    Let--
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    Let me ss--
    Let me--
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    There would have been a deficit,
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    but there wouldn't have been
    the c-c-commiserate--
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    the-the-the-the--
    the-the--
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    the kick to our economy.
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    The house republicans
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    last fall passed strong
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    earmark, uh, reform, uh, idea.
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    Of course, earmark reform ideas.
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    One,
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    two,
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    three, four.
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    Immett--s-s-s--
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    Tell people why I say--
    I mean, is it--
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    I think they're cost-effective.
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    That there be a stabling run.
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    A run that is capable
    of rejecting Iranian influence.
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    I mean, Iraq.
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    I like to fish.
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    [audience laughs]
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    I met--I met an onion grower today
    at the airport when I arrived,
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    and he said
    "You gotta help me
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    "find good people
    to pull onions."
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    Pluck em or whatever you do
    with them, you know?
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    And uh...
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    It is a, uh...
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    I think it's a--I think it is--
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    It's, uh...
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    It's at least--
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    Umm...
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    I, uh--
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    The elections, um...
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    What-what-what- -
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    Yeah, uh, I think--
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    Tide turning,
    see, as I remember it,
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    I was raised in the desert,
    but tides can tur--
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    It's easy to see a tide turn.
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    Did I say those words?
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    The challenge facing
    in the United States
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    is that we have to be right
    one time...
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    I mean, 100 percent of the time.
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    It's hard for me to explain
    why that was the case.
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    Just take my word for it.
    [chuckles]
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    [applause]
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    [coughs]
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    Just seems
    like I was here yesterday.
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    I was!
    [chuckles]
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    Kind of...
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    [tap]
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    Anybody here got,
    uh, four kids, three kids?
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    You got four?
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    Four.
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    Three, okay.
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    Ssss--
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    Alright-ri-ri-ri--
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    I don't know why I asked that.
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    Oh I know why I asked it.
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    [applause]
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    The best way to defeat this enemy
    in the long run
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    is to deny them
    the recruiting tools
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    that are--
    an-an-recruitaments
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    made possible by resentment.
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    [applause]
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    [applause continues]
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    I, uh, I'd like
    to stay here all day,
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    but I gotta--
    I gotta go to Vegas.
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    [audience laughs]
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    Somethin' about what goes on there
    stays there,
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    or somethin' like that,
    you know?
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    Thanks for coming.
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    Be seated.
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    Thanks for coming.
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    Welcome to the White House.
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    [audience laughs]
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    Thanks for coming.
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    Yeah, he didn't like the way
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    the cotton shirts
    that he wore absorbed, uh...
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    you know, his... bodily fluids.
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    Last night Jeb and I
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    and some crabs
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    looked like members
    of the 1972 Miami Dolphins,
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    Dan Marino and his, uh,
    really dynamic wife.
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    TV stars.
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    Andy Garcia.
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    I like to mountain bike.
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    I like to put a little
    country western music on my iPod.
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    I think the Japanese people
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    are going to like the taste
    of US beef.
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    Matter of fact,
    I had a good slice of beef last night.
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    I can see Laura
    beginning to grimace a little bit.
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    She's like
    "He's getting awfully windy."
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    S-s-it's a Texas term.
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    Are you having burritos
    for lunch?
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    Umm...
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    The...umm...
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    First--
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    Barney is my dog.
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    [classical music plays]
Title:
George Bush Funny Speech Bloopers and Mistakes - MUST SEE!!
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George Bush Funny Speech Bloopers and Mistakes :)

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
04:43

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