The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall)
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0:01 - 0:05This is the honey badger. Watch it run in slow motion. It’s pretty bad-ass.
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0:05 - 0:08Look, it runs all over the place.
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0:08 - 0:10'WOAH! Watch out!" says that bird.
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0:10 - 0:11Ewwww it's got a snake?
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0:11 - 0:13Oh, it's chasing a jackal? OMG!
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0:13 - 0:15Oh the honey badgers are just crazy!
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0:15 - 0:16The honey badger’s been referred to by the Guinness Book of World Records
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0:16 - 0:19World Records as the most fearless animal in all the animal kingdom
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0:19 - 0:21It really doesn't give a shit!
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0:26 - 0:27If it’s hungry, it’s hungr-EWW what’s that in its mouth!!
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0:30 - 0:31Oh it runs backwards?
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0:31 - 0:34Now watch this, look, a snake’s up in a tree.
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0:34 - 0:38Honey badger don’t care. Honey badger don’t give a shit, it just takes what it wants.
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0:38 - 0:42Whenever it’s hungry it just- ew! & it eats the snakes. OMG!!!
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0:42 - 0:46Watch it dig. Look at that digging.
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0:46 - 0:49The honey badgers really pretty bad-ass. They have no regard for any other animal whatsoever.
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0:49 - 0:52Look at him just grunting and- ew! Eating snakes!
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0:52 - 0:57Ew what’s that, a mouse? Oh that’s nasty. Oh, they’re so nasty!
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0:57 - 1:01Oo look! It’s chasing things, and eating them.
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1:01 - 1:01The honey badgers have a fairly long body
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1:01 - 1:07but distinctly thick broad shoulders & you know, their, their skin is loose
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1:07 - 1:12allowing them to move about freely, and they twist around
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1:12 - 1:15Now look, here’s a house full of bees.
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1:15 - 1:17You think the honey badger cares? It doesn’t give a shit.
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1:17 - 1:20It goes right in to the house of bees to get some larvae.
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1:20 - 1:22How disgusting is that? It eats larvae. EWW, that’s SO nasty.
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1:22 - 1:27It’s getting stung like 1000 times but look, it doesn't care. It doesn’t give a shit, it just, it’s hungry.
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1:27 - 1:33It doesn’t care about being stung by bees. Nothing can stop the honey badger when it’s hungry. Oh what a CRAZY fuck!
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1:33 - 1:36Look! Ew, it’s eating larvae, that’s disgusting.
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1:41 - 1:44There it is running in slow motion again.
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1:44 - 1:50See, now what’s interesting is that other, other animals like these birds here, they just like to wait around
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1:51 - 1:55until the honey badger’s done eating and then it swoops in to pick up the scraps.
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1:57 - 2:01It says, “You do all the work for us honey badger and we’ll just eat whatever you find, how’s that?
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2:01 - 2:02What do you say, stupid?"
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2:02 - 2:03Look at this bird. “Thanks for the treat, stupid!”
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2:03 - 2:05“Hey, come back here! :(” says the honey badger.
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2:05 - 2:08Birds don’t care, and you know what, the jackals do it, too.
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2:08 - 2:09Look at these little dogs.
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2:13 - 2:15They’re like, “Thanks, Stupid! Thanks for the mouse! See ya later!”
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2:15 - 2:17The honey badger does all the work while these other animals just pick up the scraps.
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2:19 - 2:23At night time, the honey badger goes hunting, cuz it’s hungry.
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2:24 - 2:28Look! Here comes a fierce battle between a king cobra and a honey badger. I wonder what will happen.
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2:28 - 2:31Look at this, there’s the honey badger just eating a mouse.
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2:31 - 2:36And then look. “Get AWAY from me!” says the snake. GET AWAY!
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2:36 - 2:39Honey badger don’t care. Honey badger smacks the shit out of him.
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2:39 - 2:41The snake comes back and it lashes right at the honey badger.
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2:42 - 2:45Oh! Little does the honey badger know, FYI, it’s been stung!
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2:46 - 2:49It’s been bitten by the snake, so while it’s eating the snake- EW, that’s disgusting-
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2:49 - 2:52meanwhile the poisonous venom is seeping through the honey badger's body
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2:55 - 2:59and it passes out. Look at that sleepy fuck.
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3:06 - 3:10Now the honey badger's gonna pass out for a few minutes and then it’s gonna get right back up
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3:12 - 3:15and start eating all over again, cuz it’s a hungry little bastard.
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3:15 - 3:18Look at this! Like nothing even happened
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3:18 - 3:19the honey badger gets right back up and continues eating the cobra! How disgusting.
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3:19 -And of course, what does a honey badger have to eat for the next few weeks? Cobra.
- Title:
- The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall)
- Description:
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There is no other animal in the kingdom of all animals, as fearless as the crazyass Honey Badger. Nasty as hell, it eats practically whatever it wants. Randall is disgusted. To learn more about the Honey Badger, please visit: http://www.nationalgeographic.com/ - Video Language:
- English
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- Duration:
- 03:21
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