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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.14,0:00:04.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the honey badger. Watch it run in slow motion. It’s pretty bad-ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.88,0:00:08.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, it runs all over the place.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.25,0:00:09.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'WOAH! Watch out!" says that bird.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.75,0:00:10.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ewwww it's got a snake?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.64,0:00:12.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it's chasing a jackal? OMG!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.63,0:00:15.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh the honey badgers are just crazy!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.14,0:00:15.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The honey badger’s been referred to by the Guinness Book of World Records
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.64,0:00:19.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,World Records as the most fearless animal in all the animal kingdom
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.48,0:00:20.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It really doesn't give a shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.67,0:00:27.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If it’s hungry, it’s hungr-EWW what’s that in its mouth!!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.52,0:00:31.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh it runs backwards?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.25,0:00:33.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now watch this, look, a snake’s up in a tree.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.88,0:00:38.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey badger don’t care. Honey badger don’t give a shit, it just takes what it wants.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.36,0:00:41.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whenever it’s hungry it just- ew! & it eats the snakes. OMG!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.84,0:00:46.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watch it dig. Look at that digging.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.41,0:00:49.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The honey badgers really pretty bad-ass. They have no regard for any other animal whatsoever.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.26,0:00:52.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at him just grunting and- ew! Eating snakes!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.26,0:00:56.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ew what’s that, a mouse? Oh that’s nasty. Oh, they’re so nasty!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.50,0:01:00.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oo look! It’s chasing things, and eating them.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.67,0:01:01.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The honey badgers have a fairly long body
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.34,0:01:06.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but distinctly thick broad shoulders & you know, their, their skin is loose
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.66,0:01:11.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,allowing them to move about freely, and they twist around
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.91,0:01:15.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now look, here’s a house full of bees.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.07,0:01:17.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think the honey badger cares? It doesn’t give a shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.48,0:01:19.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It goes right in to the house of bees to get some larvae.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.70,0:01:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How disgusting is that? It eats larvae. EWW, that’s SO nasty.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.20,0:01:26.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s getting stung like 1000 times but look, it doesn't care. It doesn’t give a shit, it just, it’s hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.91,0:01:32.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn’t care about being stung by bees. Nothing can stop the honey badger when it’s hungry. Oh what a CRAZY fuck!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.100,0:01:36.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look! Ew, it’s eating larvae, that’s disgusting.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.53,0:01:44.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There it is running in slow motion again.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.14,0:01:49.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, now what’s interesting is that other, other animals like these birds here, they just like to wait around
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.94,0:01:54.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until the honey badger’s done eating and then it swoops in to pick up the scraps.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.83,0:02:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It says, “You do all the work for us honey badger and we’ll just eat whatever you find, how’s that?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.31,0:02:01.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you say, stupid?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.86,0:02:02.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at this bird. “Thanks for the treat, stupid!”
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.85,0:02:05.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“Hey, come back here! :(” says the honey badger.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.02,0:02:07.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Birds don’t care, and you know what, the jackals do it, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.84,0:02:09.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at these little dogs.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.12,0:02:15.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They’re like, “Thanks, Stupid! Thanks for the mouse! See ya later!”
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.33,0:02:16.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The honey badger does all the work while these other animals just pick up the scraps.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.34,0:02:22.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At night time, the honey badger goes hunting, cuz it’s hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.68,0:02:27.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look! Here comes a fierce battle between a king cobra and a honey badger. I wonder what will happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.77,0:02:31.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at this, there’s the honey badger just eating a mouse.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.32,0:02:35.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then look. “Get AWAY from me!” says the snake. GET AWAY!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.83,0:02:39.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey badger don’t care. Honey badger smacks the shit out of him.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.08,0:02:40.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The snake comes back and it lashes right at the honey badger.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.61,0:02:45.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Little does the honey badger know, FYI, it’s been stung!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.07,0:02:49.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s been bitten by the snake, so while it’s eating the snake- EW, that’s disgusting-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.28,0:02:52.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,meanwhile the poisonous venom is seeping through the honey badger's body
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.37,0:02:59.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it passes out. Look at that sleepy fuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.25,0:03:10.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now the honey badger's gonna pass out for a few minutes and then it’s gonna get right back up
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.06,0:03:14.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and start eating all over again, cuz it’s a hungry little bastard.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.28,0:03:17.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at this! Like nothing even happened
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.60,0:03:19.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the honey badger gets right back up and continues eating the cobra! How disgusting.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.31,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And of course, what does a honey badger have to eat for the next few weeks? Cobra.