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The hell ?
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Chris.R.Noterelli, how the hell are you ?
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Increasingly uncomfortable.
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You know what, I shouldn't have asked
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No I'm Freakazoid & I need your help chum
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Are you supposed to be FREAKAZOID ?
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I'm just gonna go with this. Come on in
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shakes head disapprovingly
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So, what can I do for you ?
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I'm not gonna lie Chris, things are bad, very bad !
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The world, it needs me. That's why I came to you
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What are you talking about ?
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I need you to make me a fan film !
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A fan film ?
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Yes
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But why come to me, why not call Steven Spielb-
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runs over to Chris Shhhh...
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Don't say his name,
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otherwise they could charge us for royalties
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and I don't have the money for that. Do you ?
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No
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That's what I thought.
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But why me ? and why a fan film ?
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Because it's been over twenty years since Hollywood returned any of my calls
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And ever since Deadpool stole my act,
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I can barely be booked for a kid's birthday party,
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let alone be considered for a reboot !
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smacking his lips Sooo,
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you hope to make a movie deal ?
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Yes.
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And if not