The New Rick Roll!

RHPC HEADQUARTERS
APRIL 1, 2014

♪ (dramatic music) ♪

We are going to find a way
to Rick Roll people again.

No, we're not.

Who would actually click
on your video and not expect it,

especially on April Fools?

Strangers? People who don't know us?

I don't know.
A lot of people.

Too many have already fell for it.
It's not gonna work.

Love the idea, Ryan,
but I think he's right this time.

You both are just gonna give up then?

No, we're not giving up.

We just don't think Rick Rolls
work anymore since, you know,

everyone expects it.

The truth is, you Rick Rolled
people last year too, remember?

Isn't the number one rule
of surprise to not repeat the same--

Rules? Since when are there rules?

And, like I already said,
it's April Fools.

It's not gonna work.

So what?

Do you guys really think I
haven't thought of that?

I have a lead on how to find
the next Rick Roll.

(groans) Here we go again...

A full, thought-out plan,
but I'm still gonna need..

-..your guy's--
-commitments.

-What?
-I'm just trying to help.

I feel like I don't contribute
to any of these.

Thinking you're right back
on the same page, Sean.

Let's get this started!

Of course he's gonna side with you again.

You guys know that in Rick Astley's song,
Never Gonna Give You Up,

he says the word "never" quite frequently.

Wouldn't it be crazy if I told
you that there's a song

that says the word "never"
even more than that,

even though the song's
about never saying never?

Get this! In Rick Astley's song,
he says the word 41 times exactly,

including the title.

In Justin Beiber's song,
he says the word 69 times,

including the title.

From a guy who's saying
"never to say never",

isn't it a little weird that he's
saying the word "never"

28 times more than Rick?

Anyone starting to see
the obvious sign here?

Other than the two of them
saying the word "never" a lot?

No, there's no connection.

Guys, it's so obvious!

Seriously, you too, Sean?

I...still don't get it.

Justin is 20 years old.

Want to take a guess
how old Rick Astley is?

-Tell us already!
-You are no fun. He's 48.

How much do think the difference
between the two ages are?

I'm just gonna take
a wild guess and say 28,

the exact difference between
the number of times

they say "never" in each of their songs.

Feeling the connection yet?

Gotta admit, that's a good one!

Making one connection--
or coincidence, I should say--

doesn't mean anything.

You sure about that?

Understand this:

Never Say Never was
not just Justin's biggest song,

but his biggest movie.

Could be his only movie |
if he keeps getting arrested!

Give him a break!
He's a kid.

You said it yourself.

-He's 20 years old and he's all grown--
-Up!

Never mind, I was just trying
to contribute again.

Gonna shut up now.

Let's just get back to the topic.

You were saying?

Down to the roots
of both of these guys,

never mind what they're doing now,
what're they best known from?

Gonna have to say the internet?

Run the projector.

Around 2008 is when Rick Rolling got big,

and that's about the same time
Justin Beiber got signed and, well,

deserted YouTube as well.

Never gonna hold it against him,

making way more money
and more famous than he could do online--

You keep going off topic.

Can you please just finish the damn--

Cry more, why don't you?

All I'm trying to do is figure
out the next Rick Roll and I'm just--

Never gonna get to the end.
I get it, okay?

It's April Fools,
you're wasting everyone's time.

Hah. Hah. Good one, Ryan.

Now if you guys don't mind, I'm over this.

Goodbye.

Say it again, Greg.

Goodbye?

-What're you trying to get at?
-Never gonna!

That's what you just said!

Tell me you guys caught that just now.

Uhhh...

Lie back down for this one.
I think I just figured it out.

And I think I'm still figuring
it out as we speak.

It hurts my brain
just thinking about it,

especially because I'm not
the only one that figured it out.

-It was the both of--
-You!

You just finished it, Sean!

I know! I was just trying
to contribute again and--

What are you guys talking about?

The next Rick Roll! It's us!

It's always been us.

The beginning of every line
we've been saying

up until Sean just finished it.

I didn't notice it
until now, but that's it!

That's the Rick Roll.

We're no strangers to love.

You know the rules and so do I.

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.

You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.

Gotta make you understand.

Never gonna give you up.

Never gonna let you down.

Never gonna run around and desert you.

Never gonna make you cry.

Never gonna say goodbye.

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!

So, let me get this straight.

You Rick Rolled people
on a video about Rick Rolling?

That's so stupid!
You're just gonna piss people off!

Well, I mean, it could've been worst.

At least I didn't do the actual Rick Roll.

♪ (Rick Astley: Never Gonna Give You Up) ♪

(together) April Fools!

We're just kidding, everyone.

We're not actually gonna Rick Roll you.

We just made this video
for fun in the spirit of April 1st.

I hope you guys didn't get tricked
too many times today,

especially not with a Rick Roll
because, personally,

I can't think of anything worse
than getting Rick Rolled on April Fools--

♪ (Justin Beiber: Never Say Never) ♪

♪ Oooh-whoa-oh-oh ♪

BEIBER'D!

TEEHEE

(Ryan) So thank you guys
so much for watching!

If you want to see bloopers
and behind-the-scenes,

click the one on the left.

If you want to see the previous video
that we posted four days ago,

click the one on the right.

I know, that's gotta be
some kind of record.

We posted two videos in one week!

That's so not like us.

Who are we, like,
PewDiePie now? (nervous chuckle)

No, we got way less subscribers.

[visit www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube
to see other videos or to make a request]